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Aura2:
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i have seen u na aunty gwe, gwe, gwe. Go to myspace or Hi5 thats where ur mates are.

Any Igbo man insulting Lauretta should be cursed, No yoruba man will insult Adeshina, instead they will beat around the bush and blame IPOB. This battle does not concern Igbos. We have a task on our table which is the Biafra referendum, we should focus on resolving that.

Tinunbu is a master mathematician and any Igbo man that allows Tinubu to use him is just suffering from chief folly. i dont blame charly boy he is a serial attention seeker even from the days of his youth, fighting his father publicly and all that braggadocio.

Ndi Igbo face the bigger picture biko i take God beg una, we did not vote for Buhari, Buhari does not care about us, that Igbos live or die is not Buharis bone of contention, He has called us 5%ers, this Biafra issue if we dont handle it well lives could be lost, and if we handle it well we could birth the greatest nation Africa has ever seen.

Let the Fulanis and their afonja slaves slug it out, as for me i will praise Lauretta she is doing her job, if it was me i will not say anything different; for he who pays the piper dictates the tune.

Saintp:
Black dominated nations are just waste of space. They can't just solve one simple problem. We will keep going back and forth, some are saying Biafra, some are saying one Nigeria. Why can't we kill this issue once and for all?

Why can't there be at least a non binding referendum to see where the majority falls. Everybody cannot love or hate the idea and this is where democracy comes in at least to see where the majority lies. If there was no referendum in Scotland, we would have been thinking that majority of people of Scotland wanted to leave the UK and it would still have been a lingering issue till today.

Black nations did not produce planes, ships, cars, technology that has helped solve some of the world's problem, why can't we for the first time in our lives solve a simple societal problem. Is this secession issue going to linger back and forth till thy kingdom come? Do black people have black brain?

My brother help me ask them, some nitwits here believe referendum equates war. How stupid can people be?
A simple vote that wont take a week will end this matter, Investors are skeptical cus no one want to put long term investment in a place stifled with chaos

I know facebook, if the person doesnt accept you, he or she will never see your message. But OP you are a wicked man and God go punish you, why did u not put the job on Nairaland, now slay mama don block u and u run to Nairaland for advice, in fact i will pray to God to punish u, wicked man. U for paste the job here and help real people ready to work, i paste jobs here to and it hurts me a lot that i havent helped anyone find a good job. But i know someday God will put me in a position to create thousands of Jobs and enrich families.

Op infact Go and hug transformer, that lady is dating davido she has 20 million for akant she does not need ur change, when u begin to paste jobs here then we can be friends

dirtyhokage:
Lol in as much as I dislike Saraki,some people are saying it's Afonja mentality but when people were bowing for Kanu and trowing their wrapas what mentality is that one called? Saraki is 100 times better than kanu in every angle

If i say u dont have sense now they will say i insulted you. How is saraki better than Kanu?
What are they fighting for?, Kanu is fighting for freedom, saraki is fighting for his pocket. Kanu has woken up Nigeria and people are now seein the true Change we need, Saraki ha helped to keep Nigeria rounded.

Use your head abeg

[quote author=Schoolguy9 post=59147726]Microbiology is an emerging broad discipline that not so many people have regarded relevant due to the the little knowledge that we have of it.

Op abeg as a micro- biologist, what certification can i do to make me a better professional, i wanted to do HSE and IPAN. but IPAN criteria says i must have experience when job no dey. If there is any one you know that can make me marketable abeg share
Please offer some advice, so i can be more informed

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this is very annoying wahlahi. To me prostitutes are meant to fulfill sexual fantasies a man can only dream of. But i am really disappointed with Nigerian Whores.

Even the so called Olosho will not give total pleasure, no Blow_Job, Anal, Reverse cowgirl nothing!!, and they charge so much only to be giving you attitude and looking for what to steal from you.

Patronizing them is a sin, so best to make it worth the while so that even if person catch Aids the sex would have been worth it.
Me i wont waste my time denying that i havent patronized prostitutes, i have and i was highly disappointed. Nigerian hoes need to up their game, or else some hoes from other african countries will come here and use hostile takeover on them.

If Storm born is not careful she will lose the war, Dothraki have never seen Winter, Cersei just needs to buy time. Cersei can Hire more soldiers as she has the Iron Bank behind her. Daenerys is in hot soup oo, in this game of chess she has lost her Knight, bishop. na only rook remain for am oo

kay9:
Nobody alive could beat Jamie in his prime. If that fight in season 1 had progressed without interruption, Ned Stark would have died that day.

Only two men in recent history were better than Jamie in their prime - Ser Arthur Dayne the Sword of the Morning and Ser Barristan Selmy a.k.a Barristan the Bold. But Barristan was no longer as young and fast as he used to be, and Ned Stark/Howland Reed took care of Arthur Dayne. Bronn, Daario, the Viper, the Hound, the Mountain, Brienne, Qhorin Halfhand... a healthy Jamie would've beaten them all (please don't even put Jon Snow on that list; Jamie would've wiped the floor with him). The Brave Companions committed a terrible atrocity when they took off Jamie's sword-hand.

See wetin u dey talk many men wud have finished Jaime like Ogbono soup. Eg the hound, the viper, the mountain, Hodor, even that man that taught arya sword play sef.

Jaimie was good but he was quite beatable. Swordplay has no infinite champion, someone will have advantage over you one way or another

AryaSand:
Abi now.

You forgot the guy that taught jon how to fight dirty, that assassin that killed Mormot. That assassin never lost a fight until he fought Jon. Bron is from the streets yes but when it comes to fighting Jon has mixed both street fighting with Honorable sword play.
Jon is one of the best swordsmen alive in the series now Jon killed a Then, a white walker general, these guys can beat many of the warrior in the seven Kingdom. I still dey wait who go fit beat Clegane now cus that man scares even me wey dey watch the film, Maybe its because i know he is a real life weight lifting champion. If the mountain attacks my village nobody go survive oh!!

He will come like a thief in the night. the only problem is that he is really a thief

Even in porn, most hardcore porn is usually between a white man and a black woman. The white man does all manner of inhumane things to the black woman, i have never seen hardcore between a black guy and a white woman. Highest they allow is anal. The inferiority of the black race will never be removed.

But money is also a huge factor, most white in Nigeria are expatriates and they make a lot of money. And u know that money knocks our women senseless

That is because Ladies are terrible debtors, they borrow and never pay back.
Due to the society we are in you cant harras a lady for your debt the same way you can harass a man so the best thing is to dash the lady the money and collect the Puna.

The number one rule of borrowing is never borrow an amount you cant forget, so if you are a lady and you want to borrow from me, believe me i will surely Fvcck you front and back, else you wont get it.
If i want to do charity IDP in the northeast, motherless babies and people in prison are there for me to help out. Not some smart ass woman wey wan chop clean mouth

Movingcoil:

This moved me close to tears, how can someone do that to a child. i swear i fit fight person wey try am for my front

The Nigerian Army is a disgrace, they only know how to lie and harass civilians.
They have killed shekau 9 times yet he lives, guess he has more lives than a cat. They cant fight boko haram na for civilians and okada riders body dem dey get power.
It is really sad for them and i pity them for their reputation has gone to the dogs. Shame on the Nigerian Army for they have rub their name in mud

My advice to the guy, check her phone ur name is probably store as "Ancient Maga". I know cus a girl stored my name as "OPonu" and i caused it, i wanted to pay for her catering school.

It is easy to advice but many men here fall victim, Love is the biggest scam and Love will always pay. I pray i dont fall mugu ever again

Dear Op your man is a rock, if you dont mind i would like to know him and someday transact business with him. He is a honest man.

I know Nigerian men are the best in the world, she has just proved my point

succyblinks:
All you have written here has no weight whatsoever but then, in your opinion according to your last sentence women has no importance right?

How u take weigh am know say e no get weight na, someone has already said it that u are obstinate so i believe my post will enlighten others not u. and i pray that your husband and boyfriend will never protect u since their protection no get weight. May your boyfriend never present u as his to the world since e no get weight, may ur boyfriend never provide for u since e no get weight. say amen

Listing all what a man has to offer in a relationship will take al day so make i just give am acronym

A man has to offer 3 P's 4 though but i wont list the 4th one.

PROTECTION
No matter how bucked up you are as a lady u cannot enter some places alone, oya go afrikan shrine for Ikeja if your papa get two heads, Even Ikorodu now sef women no dey sleep alone dem dey find friend house run to.

A mans number one duty is to protect his significant other and i am proud to say we do it well


PRESENTABLE
Sounds weird i know but a woman is not respected or presentable without a Mr beside her. there are many places a married woman will have relevance that Linda Ikeji with all her money cannot go. E.g she can never be chairman of any board, neither can she hold any political position of worth.
For a lady to be presentable she NEEDS a man cus womens status is not attained it is ascribed. women are first known as this guy babe or this guy wife before she can now make name for herself.

PROVIDING

Providing which a man does will never stop at money. Mentor-ship is there, attitudinal adjustment is also there, a home is also part of it we all know that everyone time in their parents house expires.
Most women look for an older man because he is mature and he can help rearrange their brain, shift it from emotion and whims to rationality and order. To me sef na the next big gift after his surname.

final P is PENIS
The "" is so good ladies speak in tongues when u hit it right, to show u how important the "" is lesbians usually buy vibrators and artificial "" to help their Nefarious act, but gays dont need to buy any artificial pussy. What does that tell u? Lesbianism is not real, they still need the "Rod of Gibraltar"

So if any woman can beat the above then we can discuss the importance of women

The church has failed in its moral duties. The church is supposed to be actively involved in the life of its members. Jesus was always involved in the lives of his followers and he always cared for their human needs. Cases like Peter's mother in law and Lazarus showed that Christ was interested in our lives.

The church should always try to discourage these vices and as well try to refuse such tithes. The sacrifice of the wicked is an abomination to God, now i ask what of the pastor that collected the sacrifice without caring to know?. Pastors are morally bound to find out where such monies come from. But our churches are too busy for the congregation, if you are not rich no one will identify with you. Na only Jehovahs witness sef dey try get in touch with the people.

The love of money is the root of evil, Evil has taken root in the church. i hope the gates of hell will not win in this fight

I saw some elevated idiots typing under Jonathan they will be elevated, Now i know that Nigerians deserve to suffer.
If you voted Buhari to keep remembering Jonathan after 2 to 3 yrs then you are suffering from PJTSD:- Post Jonathanian Traumatic Disorder.
Where are your standards?, the voice that tells you right or wrong. Buhari is a mistake leave Jonathan out of it for he is gone. Face the current issue, stop shifting goal posts/

These guys should be jailed and if not well there is nothing i can do for now, until 2019 then i will do the needful and vote out APC.
If you voted for buhari please take note, you have destroyed 4 years of your life, and you have set your children back by 16 years. Buhari is a plague

This is a sad day for our country, our soldiers are now lawyers. They shoot with their mouth and not guns.
Buhari is a colossal mistake, i blame the loud majority that made the mistake of voting him.

IF YOU VOTED FOR BUHARI JUST KNOW YOU DESTROYED 4 YEARS OF YOUR FUTURE AND THAT OF YOUR CHILDREN.

All of una wey dey give advice i dey laugh una. How can a girl not have a boyfriend. @Op ur friend is a thief. Yes i said it a thief

She is forming i dont want broke boys, looking for a man with 30 billion for akant. Make she dey wait na.
I see a lot of them and i avoid them no matter how beautiful they are, cus asking them out is a waste of my time, u hear nasty things like if he doesnt have a car and a 3 bedroom apartment then he cant be with me. Meanwhile their father married their mother with waec certificate.

May she never see husband, Isee ashee, cus when serious men were coming she kept using their head to jam wall. I have an aunt to like your friend and i dont have any sympathy for her, even she knows her situation is her fault so she doesnt lament.

In the good old days being a graduate (be it from school or where u learned a skill) automatically makes u an eligible bachelor, but now our eligible bachelors are yahoo boys and kidnappers.

Abeg is paraguay still having more women than men?, not that i am looking for girlfriend o, i am just liking this curent affairs

Whats with calabar boys and sexual molestation sef, na so Kemen go dey disgrace himself for big brother.

I swear this sexual thing hard o, i remember tripping so hard for a client, she is way older than me but i too feel the woman swag, she mesmerized me through out the meeting. i come dey wonder how did i manage to control myself?.

every one has a weakness, guess mine is older slim ladies with class, maybe because they are rare; most Nigerian women are fat
But we pray everyday for God to give us the strength to overcome our weakness. For those guys forming as if it is impossible for u to do such, pray u dont find urself in a compromising situation, believe me i said 15 "Our father" during that meeting in my mind, the woman was like an older version of Tboss, so sexy.

when the guy comes out of this he should get another job, one should not expose himself to an area where temptation will hit him. This is the reason i did not teach during NYSC cus those little girls like corpers a lot, the best thing was to avoid them seeing me

Meel:
Rochas is not the worst Governor in the south, that post is uncontestable,
Aregbese is the worst gov in the south and Nigeria at whole.

reopenlautech

I have 4 suspects

1. Lalastic lala
As u keep moving snakes to front page, baba na one eye i take dey look you o

2. Aregbeshola.
He needs no introduction, na him do am

3. Gov Ortom
wherever there is smoke den fire dey there, bros ur hand is involved

4. Burutai
Our chief of army staff likes snakes. maybe his snake got lonely and he decided to import some friends from his dubai mansion

God will punish all Nigerian thieves, and as e be say sultan don steal God will punish him. If una like make una ban me i dont care i don yarn my belle 700 million will build a house like 1004 and house at least 50 families. Na him sultan wan move via his crony.
His children school abroad and he gets forex at lower price. God please bring your wrath on these men, may they die painfully, may their scrotum shrink, may their eyes go blind and may the angel of the Lord pursue them. Selah

Once again May God punish them

kn23h:
A Yoruba woman is actually the most power black woman in the world. Also the richest black woman in the world.

The Yoruba woman is her own CEO. She commands Africans economy with a switch of her delicate Oodua wrist.

Iweala still works for oyinbos, still on a salary...she can be fired at any time.

Read books u no gree, use internet you no gree. The richest black woman is Isabel dos santos of angola. Abeg is angola Yoruba?

Okonjo is great suck it up, if e pain u do like the other poster wey go hug transformer

Fayose should be Knighted. the guy is a lord. Here the people spend the money and not one man will go into his bedroom and bark instructions

The man is fantastic and he keeps winning my heart daily, first his four sons schooled in Nigeria and now Ekiti people are having a say in what goes on in their state. How i wish my own Imo state was this cool.

Fayose is not perfect, no man is. But his heart is in the right place, No body here can accuse fayose of not being patriotic and he loves the yoruba race, he even defended tinubu. Oshokomole is a great man