₦airaland Forum

Throwing shades on the alter, well na so we see am

The only reason Nigeria has been safe from cyber attacks is because of the low value of the Naira.....i laugh when someone tells me banks are safe clearly he doesnt know what cyber attack is. in 2016 or so sony was shut down for 4 good days!! you can imagine such an attack on first bank, customers rushing to withdraw money and firstbank unable to pay them...there will be chaos and first bank may not survive the aftermath.

courses like CISA, CCIE, CCNA and co that train people in cyber skills are too expensive, the nigerian useless government cannot subsidize such...na only to buy fertilizer them saby...
i am happy the cyber criminals are now facing nigeria, let the hunger games begin

U will not see feminists here now shouting equal money for men and women ooo.....Awon double standard naija feminists

As usual, awon Nairaland chief justice judging with only one side of the story...whatever happened to adhorem et partiem...hearing the other side?

Leopantro:
i'm happy you said the hospital project was bogus
here is a quote from the number bootlicker of Rochas on nairaland.

You dey mind that hungry man...me i am no politician fan o, but i try to be objective in my criticism...if Buhari (whom i dont like ) does well i will surely praise him

i am very happy them dey use this girls for rituals, i have sisters and my mother taught them to be independent and not to hope on any man.

Work dem no go gree work, u go see hustling young men and call em broke.

Dear yahoo boys please keep using em

Leopantro:
two years ago the governor said the state will be a center for medical tourism, the hospitals were built but after two years are yet to be equipped.
now the song has changed and it is now center for education.
Define confusion please?

Are you even from Imo state? since when has imo been known for medicine?
Every Igbo man knows imo is for education, Anambra business, Abia industry, Ebony agriculture and Enugu Entertainment i.e movies.

Rochas has always been a champion of education with his numerous foundations and his inauguration of free education in imo state from primary to university level

If there is any confusion then it is obviously from your side...i know the hospital project was bogus, but if it is completed will it benefit rochas, aby will it benefit Imo people?

Everybody get data but no be everybody get sense....the same people will come and shout restructuring

Imo is positioning themselves to be a citadel of education and learning una dey there dey talk trash.

Tinubu started somthing in Lagos and Fashola and Ambode complete it, now Lagos is the best state in Nigeria....If the Next governor continues this dream Imo willbe much better for it...And PS to those of u wey dey read without understanding, he did not build 6 new schools, he upgraded some and remodeled some

i will pay a lot of money to watch the video if it was captured...King cobra like wahala, how e go wan chop python na...

This is so enlightening, give me more abeg, i need knowledge not big brother naija

The hand wey hold this lauretta strong

i havent stopped shaking after hearing this speech...he took everyone to the cleaners.

There was no sacred cow in the bashing, even Ngige nyash dey hot for that chair.

Cannabis farming....with the call of former president Dr obasanjo, weed or Klaro wud soon be legal. Think big, think futuristic plant cannabis today once it is legal you will make a killing. Nigeria will soon start exporting marijuana to USA and other countries, at least diversify the economy from oil....if Obasanjo's party shud win come 2019 weed will be legalized o...so plant weed and earn dollars abeg

PDP is a party of rogues, APC is a party of liars and bigots...it is time for true patriots to come and save this country.

Sarki you claim to be a patriot, i am inviting you to come on board, let us pick good people and flush out the bad from PDP and APC.

I am seriously praying prof Osinbajo can join this coalition, he owes buhari no debt abeg...let us save nigeria from this wicked politicians

This is why i detest some Nigerians. Let me ask pertinent questions

Has APC failed, Yes
Has PDP failed Yes

Do you want a better Nigeria Yes

then why are u bringing up negatives?...we shud start crowd funding for this new coalition cus that seems to be the answer now. I cant go back to PDP GOD forbid, and i cant stay under APC with their murderous, nepotistic, recession ridden rule.

I swear instead of giving my bae 50,000 to go to NYSC i will give this new coalition 50,000; then i can proudly say "i am protecting my investment". If Nigeria gets a decent leader things will get much better that is a fact

APC boasts of idiots like ajumobi, okorocha, dalung...PDP boasts of thugs like wike. infact APC is PDP unchained, why shud Nigeria be doing the same thing and expect different result.

I know it is impossible for this new coalition to be devoid of APC and PDP members, but we can pick them like beans, boil the ones we can manage and dispose the chaff

I am doing this for my children, Nigeria cant be good in my lifetime; but if i can make it a little softer for my kids then i can die a happy man....i have a dream that by 2022 our children will no longer shout "Up NEPA" when power supply is on, cus it is because power is scarce that is why we celebrate its coming on...we can make it happen people lets do this

i detest rape and all forms of sexual harassment ...but i also detest false accusation, i do hope justice prevails

From what is going on now i believe the taxify driver, when issues like this happens you report to the police, give them necessary info and let them do their job. U dont come on social media and look for cheap popularity

The taxify driver behaved like a man, he has contacted his lawyers and Dorcas will have her day in court. A girl like Dorcas does not need social media validation to report a case to the police.

Dorcas shud better apologize else she go pay like 3 million o, cus we know court wont grant the full 5 million. And even from the amount being sued its obvious the taxify driver is not on a vendetta run, Dorcas shud beg that man, where she wan see million. broke b!tch like that

In the play Shuga she acted as a Whorrre, never knew she hasnt gone out of character..Wicked bitch so if u get into an argument with a guy after bathing him with pepper spray u accuse him of attempted rape and kidnap?

The Taxify driver is just another victim of skank B!tches and their new social media prowess...

Well i do hope no male producer employs this Skank Whorre called forkson dorkas, if u dont pay her as much as she wants she will accuse you of sexual harassment, and believe me that accusation can ruin a man, look at harvey weinstein, his career is over

Dear producers avoid that woman ooo no say we no warn you

THE GUY DID NOT PLAN TO RAPE THAT LovePeddler FROM SHUGA

Yes he might have demanded cash, and left out that detail because taxify frowns on it....but he did not plan to rape her

I watched her video, didnt comment there cus the reply pages too plenty

She claimed the guy shut the door on her leg but did not show her leg, but when she claimed her nails broke she showed it...evidence of lie 1
She claimed the car doors were locked, only very few cars have strong central lock, some u can open it unless under child lock, and in the video the guy got out and left the door ajar. he wasnt even looking at her, his attention was somewhere else, probably to report to someone.
She was probably drunk or high, because her mental state cannot be vouched for, her moving by that time of the night it is obvious she was up to no good
Through out the video i never saw the guy touch her, she only screamed...where are the torn clothes na? it is unfortunate that the guy had no witness

Yes the taxify driver was wrong to have tried to intimidate her, he shud have left her and driven off....but false Rape accusation is a very wicked thing....I like Nigerian police sha, they know their job

I am getting really scared of Slay queens, they come online via social media or TV and wreck a man...Tiwa savage did it to tbills, Now daddy freeze girlfriend to her ex, even one girl called out a guy labelled him yahoo plus.

Slay queens are using social media negatively and guys shud watch out

Many people are joking with this, but it is not funny. Buhari will rig 2019 election and most will be forced to leave Nigeria en masse.

Me for one will leave, abeg which country can our certificates get a decent job

Buhari is alone and he has no allies, Tinubu go soon shank am just watch.

Buhari will be disgraced out of Aso rock, Obasanjo's letter is like Aslan's roar...all the trees will begin to wake up now. I am so happy, for my country will be saved from this nepotistic tyrant from the house of buhari, last of his name

Arise o compatriots,
Nigeria's call obey
To serve our fatherland
With love and strength and faith
The labor of our heroes past
dont let Buhari make it vain
To kick Buhari out with all our heart and might
and bind our nation with freedom, peace, prosperity and most importantly Unity

composed by yours truly

Buhari is alone and he has no allies, Tinubu go soon shank am just watch.

Buhari will be disgraced out of Aso rock, Obasanjo's letter is like Aslan's roar...all the trees will begin to wake up now. I am so happy, for my country will be saved

Arise o compatriots,
Nigeria's call obey
To serve our fatherland
With love and strength and faith
The labor of our heroes past
dont let Buhari make it vain
To kick Buhari out with all our heart and might
and bind our nation with freedom, peace, prosperity and most importantly Unity

composed by yours truly

Nairaland is filled with hypocrites, many wish to be that guy...if u have 800k to spare then, buy sex doll. it is way better than Olosho or slay queens

NO diseases
No drama
No juju in their waist via illeke or juju to tie u down
No false accusation of rape if you dont obey their whims
No snooping around and asking u annoying questions
No stealing your watch or gold and running away before 5:00 am

A man with a sex doll is like a man with 400k salary looking for 500k job, companies no go use am do shakara cus he is already earning well. such a man go cool down find wife and avoid trouble

Me if i get money i go buy sex doll and if u cannot show me where the bible says expressly "Avoid sex doll" then shut the hell up.
Technology makes life easier, sex doll has come to stay like telephone.
I believe future dolls will be improved with android 6.0 OS and 90 gig hard disk with 200 gig ram. sex dolls will not hinder people from getting married, but it will go a long way in curbing the spread of HIV

Afonja people and tribalism, If Jonathan was behind his wife's looting why hasnt he made moves to rescue her? Jonathan left her to face the music and she is facing it squarely....

Jonathan is a gentle man, too gentle for his own good....i am sure Jonathan did not steal. GEJ had no foreign accounts, if he has abeg post am make we see, GEJ's children schooled in Nigeria, una god buhari does not trust our educational system. Afonja people emancipate yourselves from tribal bogotry, your annoyance with GEJ is just because he is from a minority, not for his competence or for his crimes


I ask that i should be judged not by the colour of my skin or my tribe but by the content of my character...Martin Luther King

Judge GEJ, not patience, not Allisson Madueke....Judge GEJ

Wahlahi i did not understand anything up there...but it make sense sha.
Let the derivatives come slowly

This is a wicked article, so OP u are encouraging people to owe Gbese since na civil wrong not criminal.....well since i cannot self help then i will not help at all. No more borrowing anybody money until debt becomes a criminal offence

Lagos is smelling, Lagos is blocked with traffic, Lagos is filled with poor houses and wicked landlords...the govt of Lagos state has done nothing to make life easier in that state....Lagos is overrated Shittty town with overpriced and small houses, cursed with high transport cost and blocked roads...to live long lone has to leave lagos

Rochas needs a job after politics, somebody shud hepp that man

la click la bend, if u cannot post more details then go and die....exploiting people for ur yeye blogging. Infact u will neva make it as a blogger amen

abeg move this to front page Mynd 44 Lalasticlala

I have made up my mind, come 2019 i will vote against Buhari....if he rigs the election, or if the Yorubas decide to join the Hausas to ruin this country for 4 more years, i will leave Nigeria.

If Thor Ragnarok taught me anything it is that Home is not a place or a specific location, Home is the people. If you south westerners decide to be wicked and Vote Buhari again, then i will leave the country for you...if u want the land come and collect it, if u want all the houses and wealth take it all, my ancestors were not originally Nigerians, they all migrated here from Oduduwa to Eri to dan fodio etc...so if i leave i can make the new country "HOME"

Nigerian fresh graduates saby form posh, only very few are earning well, the rest na packaging...it is rare to see a Nigerian working class graduate under 30 years move out of his parents house, most guys living alone (in the age bracket) are yahoo boys or criminals. The new trend is Naija guys marry from parents house, bachelorhood is dead in this country.

Dear ladies, if u dey find young man with money then date a criminal cus in Nigeria crime pays....