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Literature / Re: The Untold Story Of Adam And Eve by FakoMaybach1: 8:56am On Feb 02, 2018 |
donsimo: Well that is the difference between us...No God wants his followers to die for him. No religion is worth dying for...Eve was not my mother, i disowned her when i accepted Jesus via baptism and adam is not my father either,i disowned him when i took confirmation and the holy spirit made me a new creature. So if one local writer from Nairaland decides to deride their image i dont care bro, they did it to themselves long time ago....Let it be abeg no too vex, u have the right to vex though but look at it like a folk tale; u know tales by moonlight. I am a son of Christ a royal priesthood, i am greater than Adam and better than cain...so it doesnt pain me at all 1 Like |
Agriculture / Re: 5 Agribusiness You Can Start In 2018 by FakoMaybach1: 8:22am On Feb 02, 2018 |
Cannabis farming....with the call of former president Dr obasanjo, weed or Klaro wud soon be legal. Think big, think futuristic plant cannabis today once it is legal you will make a killing. Nigeria will soon start exporting marijuana to USA and other countries, at least diversify the economy from oil....if Obasanjo's party shud win come 2019 weed will be legalized o...so plant weed and earn dollars abeg |
Literature / Re: The Untold Story Of Adam And Eve by FakoMaybach1: 8:12am On Feb 02, 2018 |
You Nairalanders are too religious, abeg make the guy express himself jare....Nobody said u shud replace your bible it is just a story Me i dey read am like i used to read the tortoise and the hare....Not everything shud be taken so seriously. But i know if OP had done this to an islamic story not only wud nairaland ban him, some muslims will trace him and kill him. Muslims are not so kind ooo 8 Likes |
Politics / Re: Obasanjo Registers As Member Of Coalition Of Nigeria Movement by FakoMaybach1: 5:40pm On Feb 01, 2018 |
PDP is a party of rogues, APC is a party of liars and bigots...it is time for true patriots to come and save this country. Sarki you claim to be a patriot, i am inviting you to come on board, let us pick good people and flush out the bad from PDP and APC. I am seriously praying prof Osinbajo can join this coalition, he owes buhari no debt abeg...let us save nigeria from this wicked politicians |
Politics / Re: Obasanjo’s Letter: Mass Defection Looms In National Assembly by FakoMaybach1: 11:20am On Jan 28, 2018 |
This is why i detest some Nigerians. Let me ask pertinent questions Has APC failed, Yes Has PDP failed Yes Do you want a better Nigeria Yes then why are u bringing up negatives?...we shud start crowd funding for this new coalition cus that seems to be the answer now. I cant go back to PDP GOD forbid, and i cant stay under APC with their murderous, nepotistic, recession ridden rule. I swear instead of giving my bae 50,000 to go to NYSC i will give this new coalition 50,000; then i can proudly say "i am protecting my investment". If Nigeria gets a decent leader things will get much better that is a fact APC boasts of idiots like ajumobi, okorocha, dalung...PDP boasts of thugs like wike. infact APC is PDP unchained, why shud Nigeria be doing the same thing and expect different result. I know it is impossible for this new coalition to be devoid of APC and PDP members, but we can pick them like beans, boil the ones we can manage and dispose the chaff I am doing this for my children, Nigeria cant be good in my lifetime; but if i can make it a little softer for my kids then i can die a happy man....i have a dream that by 2022 our children will no longer shout "Up NEPA" when power supply is on, cus it is because power is scarce that is why we celebrate its coming on...we can make it happen people lets do this 6 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Dorcas Fapson: Adekunle Gold, Simi, Adewale Adeleke Proved How Stupid They Are by FakoMaybach1: 12:18am On Jan 28, 2018 |
i detest rape and all forms of sexual harassment ...but i also detest false accusation, i do hope justice prevails From what is going on now i believe the taxify driver, when issues like this happens you report to the police, give them necessary info and let them do their job. U dont come on social media and look for cheap popularity The taxify driver behaved like a man, he has contacted his lawyers and Dorcas will have her day in court. A girl like Dorcas does not need social media validation to report a case to the police. Dorcas shud better apologize else she go pay like 3 million o, cus we know court wont grant the full 5 million. And even from the amount being sued its obvious the taxify driver is not on a vendetta run, Dorcas shud beg that man, where she wan see million. broke b!tch like that |
Travel / Re: Dorcas Shola Fapson Vs Taxify Driver: The Full Story (Video) by FakoMaybach1: 6:19pm On Jan 26, 2018 |
In the play Shuga she acted as a Whorrre, never knew she hasnt gone out of character..Wicked bitch so if u get into an argument with a guy after bathing him with pepper spray u accuse him of attempted rape and kidnap? The Taxify driver is just another victim of skank B!tches and their new social media prowess... Well i do hope no male producer employs this Skank Whorre called forkson dorkas, if u dont pay her as much as she wants she will accuse you of sexual harassment, and believe me that accusation can ruin a man, look at harvey weinstein, his career is over Dear producers avoid that woman ooo no say we no warn you |
Travel / Re: Taxify Driver Accused By Dorcas Shola Fapson Responds! by FakoMaybach1: 11:41am On Jan 26, 2018 |
THE GUY DID NOT PLAN TO RAPE THAT LovePeddler FROM SHUGA Yes he might have demanded cash, and left out that detail because taxify frowns on it....but he did not plan to rape her I watched her video, didnt comment there cus the reply pages too plenty She claimed the guy shut the door on her leg but did not show her leg, but when she claimed her nails broke she showed it...evidence of lie 1 She claimed the car doors were locked, only very few cars have strong central lock, some u can open it unless under child lock, and in the video the guy got out and left the door ajar. he wasnt even looking at her, his attention was somewhere else, probably to report to someone. She was probably drunk or high, because her mental state cannot be vouched for, her moving by that time of the night it is obvious she was up to no good Through out the video i never saw the guy touch her, she only screamed...where are the torn clothes na? it is unfortunate that the guy had no witness Yes the taxify driver was wrong to have tried to intimidate her, he shud have left her and driven off....but false Rape accusation is a very wicked thing....I like Nigerian police sha, they know their job I am getting really scared of Slay queens, they come online via social media or TV and wreck a man...Tiwa savage did it to tbills, Now daddy freeze girlfriend to her ex, even one girl called out a guy labelled him yahoo plus. Slay queens are using social media negatively and guys shud watch out 1 Like |
Travel / Re: What ECOWAS Countries Have You Visited? How Do They Compare To Nigeria? by FakoMaybach1: 1:45pm On Jan 25, 2018 |
Many people are joking with this, but it is not funny. Buhari will rig 2019 election and most will be forced to leave Nigeria en masse. Me for one will leave, abeg which country can our certificates get a decent job 20 Likes 2 Shares |
Politics / Re: Buhari, Tinubu, Akande, Other APC Chieftains In Closed Door Meeting by FakoMaybach1: 5:41pm On Jan 23, 2018 |
Buhari is alone and he has no allies, Tinubu go soon shank am just watch. Buhari will be disgraced out of Aso rock, Obasanjo's letter is like Aslan's roar...all the trees will begin to wake up now. I am so happy, for my country will be saved from this nepotistic tyrant from the house of buhari, last of his name Arise o compatriots, Nigeria's call obey To serve our fatherland With love and strength and faith The labor of our heroes past dont let Buhari make it vain To kick Buhari out with all our heart and might and bind our nation with freedom, peace, prosperity and most importantly Unity composed by yours truly 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Obasanjo's Letter To Buhari: Reno Omokri Reacts by FakoMaybach1: 5:36pm On Jan 23, 2018 |
Buhari is alone and he has no allies, Tinubu go soon shank am just watch. Buhari will be disgraced out of Aso rock, Obasanjo's letter is like Aslan's roar...all the trees will begin to wake up now. I am so happy, for my country will be saved Arise o compatriots, Nigeria's call obey To serve our fatherland With love and strength and faith The labor of our heroes past dont let Buhari make it vain To kick Buhari out with all our heart and might and bind our nation with freedom, peace, prosperity and most importantly Unity composed by yours truly |
Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Buys German Virgin Sex Doll (Photo) by FakoMaybach1: 4:04pm On Jan 23, 2018 |
Nairaland is filled with hypocrites, many wish to be that guy...if u have 800k to spare then, buy sex doll. it is way better than Olosho or slay queens NO diseases No drama No juju in their waist via illeke or juju to tie u down No false accusation of rape if you dont obey their whims No snooping around and asking u annoying questions No stealing your watch or gold and running away before 5:00 am A man with a sex doll is like a man with 400k salary looking for 500k job, companies no go use am do shakara cus he is already earning well. such a man go cool down find wife and avoid trouble Me if i get money i go buy sex doll and if u cannot show me where the bible says expressly "Avoid sex doll" then shut the hell up. Technology makes life easier, sex doll has come to stay like telephone. I believe future dolls will be improved with android 6.0 OS and 90 gig hard disk with 200 gig ram. sex dolls will not hinder people from getting married, but it will go a long way in curbing the spread of HIV 6 Likes |
Politics / Re: "Jonathan, The Poorest Ex-President, His Parlour Can’t Hold 10 People" - Igali by FakoMaybach1: 11:30am On Jan 22, 2018 |
Afonja people and tribalism, If Jonathan was behind his wife's looting why hasnt he made moves to rescue her? Jonathan left her to face the music and she is facing it squarely.... Jonathan is a gentle man, too gentle for his own good....i am sure Jonathan did not steal. GEJ had no foreign accounts, if he has abeg post am make we see, GEJ's children schooled in Nigeria, una god buhari does not trust our educational system. Afonja people emancipate yourselves from tribal bogotry, your annoyance with GEJ is just because he is from a minority, not for his competence or for his crimes I ask that i should be judged not by the colour of my skin or my tribe but by the content of my character...Martin Luther King Judge GEJ, not patience, not Allisson Madueke....Judge GEJ |
Business / Re: Experts Task Capital Market Regulators, Operators On Development by FakoMaybach1: 8:18am On Jan 22, 2018 |
Wahlahi i did not understand anything up there...but it make sense sha. Let the derivatives come slowly |
Business / Re: What To Do If Your Creditor Resorts To Self-help Or Chases You With The Police by FakoMaybach1: 8:11am On Jan 22, 2018 |
This is a wicked article, so OP u are encouraging people to owe Gbese since na civil wrong not criminal.....well since i cannot self help then i will not help at all. No more borrowing anybody money until debt becomes a criminal offence |
Car Talk / Re: Lagos Ranked 3rd Worst City For Drivers Worldwide By Forbes by FakoMaybach1: 8:05am On Jan 22, 2018 |
Lagos is smelling, Lagos is blocked with traffic, Lagos is filled with poor houses and wicked landlords...the govt of Lagos state has done nothing to make life easier in that state....Lagos is overrated Shittty town with overpriced and small houses, cursed with high transport cost and blocked roads...to live long lone has to leave lagos 3 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Why I Introduced Election Into Imo Monarch System — Okorocha by FakoMaybach1: 6:22am On Jan 22, 2018 |
Rochas needs a job after politics, somebody shud hepp that man |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: KPMG Nigeria Latest Job Recruitment {3 Positions} by FakoMaybach1: 6:20am On Jan 22, 2018 |
la click la bend, if u cannot post more details then go and die....exploiting people for ur yeye blogging. Infact u will neva make it as a blogger amen |
Politics / Re: The Nero Of Our Times: How Buhari Burnt Down Nigeria In Less than 3 Yrs. by FakoMaybach1: 2:20pm On Jan 21, 2018 |
abeg move this to front page Mynd 44 Lalasticlala |
Politics / Re: Queues Back In Lagos Fuel Stations by FakoMaybach1: 2:17pm On Jan 21, 2018 |
I have made up my mind, come 2019 i will vote against Buhari....if he rigs the election, or if the Yorubas decide to join the Hausas to ruin this country for 4 more years, i will leave Nigeria. If Thor Ragnarok taught me anything it is that Home is not a place or a specific location, Home is the people. If you south westerners decide to be wicked and Vote Buhari again, then i will leave the country for you...if u want the land come and collect it, if u want all the houses and wealth take it all, my ancestors were not originally Nigerians, they all migrated here from Oduduwa to Eri to dan fodio etc...so if i leave i can make the new country "HOME" 24 Likes 3 Shares |
Career / Re: This Is How Much Most Graduates Earn In Nigeria As Starting Salary by FakoMaybach1: 10:54am On Jan 21, 2018 |
Nigerian fresh graduates saby form posh, only very few are earning well, the rest na packaging...it is rare to see a Nigerian working class graduate under 30 years move out of his parents house, most guys living alone (in the age bracket) are yahoo boys or criminals. The new trend is Naija guys marry from parents house, bachelorhood is dead in this country. Dear ladies, if u dey find young man with money then date a criminal cus in Nigeria crime pays.... 3 Likes |
Crime / Re: Navy Destroys 150 Illegal Refineries In Rivers, Akwa Ibom & Cross River by FakoMaybach1: 5:56pm On Jan 20, 2018 |
I saw one mumu justifying the destruction of these refineries by saying the fuel is bad for engines. I wonder since when it is the job of Nigerian Navy to protect your car engine. I am sure there is a sinister power in play, we dont have refineries, yet the small ones being built are destroyed, someday the truth will come out 7 Likes |
Culture / Re: Ife Grand Resorts & Leisure, Osun: Built By Ooni Of Ife Ogunwusi On 252 Hectares by FakoMaybach1: 4:25pm On Jan 18, 2018 |
Well i have seen my holiday destination, best to save up now so that i can spend xmas there instead of traveling to the Village...God go provide bae wey i go carry go |
Career / Re: ICAN Release The Result Of Nov 2017 Diet by FakoMaybach1: 1:25pm On Jan 18, 2018 |
shinningstar: Please sir, i passed my foundation but i did not take the exemptions that i was given due to paucity of funds, can i pay now and get the exemptions and move to skills level? |
Politics / Re: Nigeria Ranks The Second Worst Country In Electricity Supply In 2017 by FakoMaybach1: 4:43pm On Jan 17, 2018 |
Fashola should resign honorably, (even though there is no honor in failure) Buhari is breaking all negative records, first man to take Nigeria into recession twice and blame predecessors, na Buhari Second worst power supply in the world Buhari Takes cows more than human life ...Buhari Can it get worse than this? 4 Likes 1 Share |
Business / Re: FCMB Replies Customer Who Requested For Loan To Buy Sex Doll by FakoMaybach1: 4:39pm On Jan 17, 2018 |
earthsync: You are the dumb one, why bring his mum to this issue, he is having fun and you are taking it personal....na your type sex doll go replace cus you are rash temperamental and violent. Even if his logic is flawed you feel the best way to correct him is to call out his mum, well you are mirroring how you take your mother if you can quickly insult other peoples mum, how do we know how u treat yours at home? Well i will leave you, continue being harsh and cruel till Innoson begins to produce sex doll...na then you go know wetin you do yourself 1 Like |
Business / Re: FCMB Replies Customer Who Requested For Loan To Buy Sex Doll by FakoMaybach1: 4:34pm On Jan 17, 2018 |
sirfee: Yes na, so you dont know? I read a survey on it the other day, and come to think of it which other African country is as religious as Nigeria? our women are the most difficult to bed in Africa, aby u wan compare naija to kenya, south africa? |
Business / Re: FCMB Replies Customer Who Requested For Loan To Buy Sex Doll by FakoMaybach1: 2:22pm On Jan 17, 2018 |
If that guy starts a brothel with the sex doll he will make a killing, infact he will enter forbes....Nigerian men are the most sexually starved men in Africa. A smart bank shud partner with him in this runs, the opportunities are endless |
Sports / Re: Kanu Nwankwo's Hotel, Hardley Apartments Lagos Taken Over By AMCON As He Laments by FakoMaybach1: 1:50pm On Jan 17, 2018 |
AS FOR ME I DONT CARE WHAT KANU DID, HE IS MY HERO...ATLANTA 1996 IS STILL IN MY HEAD, AMCON SHUD BE CAREFUL OR ELSE I GO NAKED CURSE THEM BY MIDNIGHT....THERE ARE WAYS THIS ISSUE CAN BE SOLVED INSTEAD OF SHUTTING PAPILLO DOWN. LEAVE KANU ALONE AMCON, HE HAS CONTRIBUTED TO NIGERIA MORE THAN THE YEYE AMCON, PAPILLO HAS BEEN A MODEL CITIZEN FOR A VERY LONG TIME, NO SCANDALS AND HE HAS TOUCHED LIVES, ABEG FIND A MIDDLE GROUND BIKO 4 Likes |
Romance / Re: 10 Memes On The Trending Sex Doll by FakoMaybach1: 12:31pm On Jan 17, 2018 |
i am sending out a desperate plea to all importers, please bring these sex dolls to Naija...infact bring back our girls some of us are tired of the ladies with wahala and trauma, competition brings out the best in people, our society will be better for it PS i am not threatened by male sex dolls at all cus we all know our women have wired themselves to always find a man to leech on, male sex dolls wont pay the bills na. 4 Likes |
Politics / Re: Sanusi’s Claim That 800 Fulani Were Killed, A Lie – Taraba Govt, CAN by FakoMaybach1: 6:23am On Jan 17, 2018 |
NO be today i know say Sanusi has "NUMERICAL DIARRHEA" That man might be a good economist and a hard worker, but Sanusi Lamido Sanusi is an unrepentant tribal bigot, whom will stop at nothing to achieve full fulani Hegemony. 20 Likes 2 Shares |
Nairaland / General / Re: The Chibok Girls Issue. by FakoMaybach1: 6:20am On Jan 17, 2018 |
This ones don collect beta Pr!ck, no blame em |
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