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Politics / Re: Profile Of Ugwumba Uche Nwosu: Biography Of Rochas Okorocha Choice Of Successor by FakoMaybach1: 5:07pm On Feb 23, 2018
I was expecting to see a technocrat, i am seeing someone who managed to graduate from Imsu, never got a job in his life and used his dick to get rich

Abeg make una pack well

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Politics / Re: The Creation Of Sokoto Caliphate After The 1808 Jihad War by FakoMaybach1: 4:02pm On Feb 23, 2018
@seun @lalasticlala you guys need to close this topic....This is not the right time to spread this history about fulani domination. These write ups usually fan the embers of war and Nigeria will end up like Rwanda

It is a matter of time before hatred of fulani spills into the streets in the south and blood starts to flow....The past is gone, we only need information relevant to us and this is not part of them

You might not agree with me, but no one will read this without bearing hatred for the fulani tribe, if people are interested in history they can find and read up on this part of Nigerian history

@seun do not promote hate

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Religion / Re: I Can't Stop Thinking About Sex - Solution by FakoMaybach1: 12:47am On Feb 23, 2018
Christians are stupid sometimes, who told you sex is for marriage?
God created animals male and female and told em to multiply and fill the earth, they were having sex even before eve came cus we all know eve is the last creation

SEX WASNT MADE FOR MARRIAGE DONT FOOL YOURSELF!!

Man developed marriage to add sanity to our society, i am happy with the institution but please make una stop this false doctrine biko....face the truth

The first command or law or directive God gave living creatures were for them to multiply and fill the earth, God is wise if he wanted marriage before sex he wud have done it so (Abeg feminists pardon my use of He for God)

This is mans biggest problem since eve, we always think we know what God wants and this has led to countless wars and useless terrorism...We cant know what God wants dear man
Politics / Re: Elections Reorder Undermines INEC’s Independence – Jega by FakoMaybach1: 12:22am On Feb 23, 2018
How i wish i had enough money i would sue Jega for the abomination he committed in the North.

Jega is 100% complacent to the underage voting that happened there and he needs to explain to the Nigerian people how he robbed us silly, we trusted him and yet he stole from us

The hottest part of hell has been reserved for you Attahiru Jega and may your sins follow your fifth generation, may the sins of Cain and his lot fall on you for robbing millions of people

Jega should be in the docks and not in a lecture theatre
Culture / Re: Photos Of Ooni Of Ife At The Aje Festival by FakoMaybach1: 5:00pm On Feb 22, 2018
This is one of the things i love about the yorubas, they kept their history, their culture and their traditions.

This festival does not make you a sinner and abstaining from it doesnt make you a saint either, great nations of the world keep their festivals we have Oktoberfest by the Germans, there i saw a pope with his big jar of beer, aby na Dhiwhaili of the Indians, even the Spanish tomato festival aby na chinese new year..

All over the world people celebrate their own, only fanatics will condemn this, Abeg my yoruba brothers how dem dey take talk am "Ki Ade kpe lori Ki bata Kpe lese" Kudos to the OOni

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Travel / Re: "Molue": Will You Miss It? by FakoMaybach1: 3:50pm On Feb 22, 2018
What you guys fail to get is that Molue is not just about the yellow vehicle, Molue is an ideology and Molue will never die off

The red Brt buses from fashola has replaced molue cus they do 90% of the things molue did in those days...

I miss molue, the tapping current, the stories and gist never a dull moment, women in molue no send u, if u do anyhow u go see anyhow

blue BRT too dey form posh, everybody dey form there

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Celebrities / Re: Taxify Driver Who Dorcas Shola Fapson Said Was Arrested Spotted In Ikoyi, Lagos by FakoMaybach1: 11:43pm On Feb 20, 2018
Shola is a lying Wh0re...First she said he was on the run...is this guy on the run, and if truly he was on the run he poses a flight risk the police will not release him.

That place doesnt look like a police cell, well i will wait for court judgment, i do hope shola goes to jail if she lied

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Politics / Re: "Buhari Can Be Silly Defeated In 2019" - Sowore, Sahara Reporter Owner by FakoMaybach1: 2:25pm On Feb 19, 2018
No way, sowore wailing...i will not take it i am voting Buhari. This sorrow tears and blood must have part two, the southwest must be overrun by Fulani herds men

I stand with fulani herdsmen

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Crime / Re: 6 Reasons Why People Engage In Yahoo Yahoo Internet Fraud - FATTKAY by FakoMaybach1: 9:12am On Feb 19, 2018
The EFCC is a shitty organisation, they are not doing their jobs at all...ICPC is dead and that is why a common thief will be proud to speak where hardworking people are talking.

The EFCC should open a fraud and yahoo unit that will not only arrest these boys but sue and convict them...Then will sanity return to our society, these yahoo boys are a cancer and we need to cut them out

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Politics / Re: Four Quick Thoughts On The Zamfara Massacre By Farooq Kperogi by FakoMaybach1: 8:09am On Feb 17, 2018
fantastic write up..But prof farooq u need to know that Nigeria is more violent than ever under Buhari

And to those of u criticizing ben bruce hope una don see say the man dey try, criticize ben bruce foolishly again and watch thunder kiss you violently

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Jacob Zuma's Five Biggest Career Scandals by FakoMaybach1: 6:33pm On Feb 15, 2018
Meanwhile we have a man whose waec certificate is non existent, our court said he could bring NEPA bill

He spent over 100 days on medical vacation and no one cud sue him for perjury cus he lied that he would work on health care

We have a man whose wife was in charge of bureau de change making billions from the forex fluctuations yet nothing happened

A man who benefited from the 2.1 billion dollars Dasuki loot...but it is his constitutional right he claimed...yet Olisa Metuh is in court for collecting money for a legit job done and payment received

We have a man whose tribesmen are killing , raping and maiming people..and he turns a blind eye and claims freedom of movement. Yet no one is suing

A man who is minister of petroleum yet 25 billion is missing and no one is talking


Nigeria is a celebrated Sh!thole

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Education / Re: Chigozie Ekenze, IMSU Best Student Gets N13.7M Scholarship From Rochas Okorocha by FakoMaybach1: 5:13pm On Feb 15, 2018
Positive news now nobody talk, if it was negative we go see so many commentators...Yeye
Politics / Re: What Is INEC Registration Situation In Your Area? by FakoMaybach1: 11:24am On Feb 14, 2018
We the south should hold a massive protest, this guys are tryng to hoodwink us again...We have a right to vote and no one shud use tricks to take it away from us

I have been trying to register at Kosofe, the crowd there is mammoth...infact Banks shud be given this contract too, Inec cannot carry this load alone

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Romance / Re: Your Favorite Valentine Songs/ Albums by FakoMaybach1: 9:51am On Feb 14, 2018
Beneath you are beautiful...emeli sande and labrynth

perfect ....Ed sheeran

I will always love you and shoop be dup (Exhale)....Witney huston

Lady in Red and Bordeline ...Chris de burgh

We belong together..mariah carey

Eminem Love the way you lie (in case she doesnt show up)

Careless whisper ...dont know the artist name

Thats all i can remember for now

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Npower, What is Happening To January 2018 Stipend? by FakoMaybach1: 1:13am On Feb 14, 2018
maasoap:

Tell me anything that is a lie there. Vote anyone you want, I'm not Buhari's campaign manager or a paid campaigner.

Number one excess crude wasnt zero, where did the bailout that states got last year come from, foreign reserves wasnt zero what have u been using to defend the naira since oil prices dropped?

Oga if you want to enlighten yourself do research stop listening to people wey gather for newspaper junctions
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Npower, What is Happening To January 2018 Stipend? by FakoMaybach1: 5:32pm On Feb 13, 2018
maasoap:

By May 2015,
Excess Crude Account: gone.
Foreign Reserve: almost zero.
Sovereign Wealth Fund account: gone.
FG was already borrowing to pay salaries of the Federal workers and oil was still selling above 50 dollars per barrel.
Under this administration, oil went as low as 28 dollars per barrel but they never borrowed to pay salaries. Rather, it gave bails out to the state governments.
#facts
Chai so this is how u have been deceiving yourself?...I am gonna vote buhari again so that he will finally ruin the nation. Nigeria must spoil o
Religion / Re: Man Told That An Evil Item Is Buried At His Office (Photos) by FakoMaybach1: 4:30am On Feb 13, 2018
Fear...the oldest weapon in history. In ancient Egypt pharoah was rumored to be a god and looking at him meant instant death...this kept the people in line

Same tactics this people use..."If u dont give me your money my god will not bless u, in fact he will punish you"

The world has been made better by men who have conquered fear
Crime / Re: How Robbers Took Advantage Of The Lagos Marathon To Rob Stranded Motorists by FakoMaybach1: 3:43am On Feb 13, 2018
Ambode is doing a very poor job, lagos is unsafe, dirty, and inhabitable...all the successes of fashola has been eroded by his incompetence

Governance is not by putting up billboards with ur face at every given opportunity, let ur work speak for u...it pains me that Lagosians will vote with sentiment

From Baddoo, to the school kidnapping, to the refuse down to the increased robbery it is obvious that Ambode is doing a very very poor job managing Lagos

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Career / Re: Unsatisfied With Your Income? Here’s How You Can Improve It by FakoMaybach1: 4:13pm On Feb 12, 2018
Jaytecq:


get some guys or girls. start up a fries biz arnd ur area.
fried yam, and turkey. add some advance touch to it.

200-300k will start dis.
expect Min of 7k daily after u pay ur 2 workers.


Note: ur location matters too


invest my 30% in ur biz. pay me 5% every month for 5years

i said online business u are telling me akara...is akara online? to slap u just dey hungry me

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Career / Re: Unsatisfied With Your Income? Here’s How You Can Improve It by FakoMaybach1: 2:47pm On Feb 12, 2018
Anybody that can teach me to make money legitimately online i will give 30% of my earnings for 4 months, he can get a lawyer to draw it up

I really need to augment....

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Business / Re: Lagos, Kaduna, Edo Most Indebted States In Nigeria. by FakoMaybach1: 2:43pm On Feb 12, 2018
i can understand Lagos but why EDO!!! OSHOMO- OLE!!! what did he borrow money for?

I heard Oshomole has launched a private airline in cape-verde that his wife's native country, so adams plunged edo into debt for foreing pvssy!!

Imo is not doing badly but abia is neck deep in debt, i am happy with okorocha on this one

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Religion / Re: RCCG Pastor: "Dangote Will Not Make Heaven" - Daddy Freeze Reacts by FakoMaybach1: 2:01pm On Feb 12, 2018
Throwing shades on the alter, well na so we see am
Business / Re: Cyber-attacks: ‘N150bn Depositors’ Monies At Risk’ by FakoMaybach1: 8:20am On Feb 12, 2018
The only reason Nigeria has been safe from cyber attacks is because of the low value of the Naira.....i laugh when someone tells me banks are safe clearly he doesnt know what cyber attack is. in 2016 or so sony was shut down for 4 good days!! you can imagine such an attack on first bank, customers rushing to withdraw money and firstbank unable to pay them...there will be chaos and first bank may not survive the aftermath.

courses like CISA, CCIE, CCNA and co that train people in cyber skills are too expensive, the nigerian useless government cannot subsidize such...na only to buy fertilizer them saby...
i am happy the cyber criminals are now facing nigeria, let the hunger games begin

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Celebrities / Re: Top 5 Nollywood Actors Who Have Come Out To Say They Are Broke - Torimill by FakoMaybach1: 10:30am On Feb 09, 2018
U will not see feminists here now shouting equal money for men and women ooo.....Awon double standard naija feminists
Family / Re: Divorce-Seeking Wife Recounts How She Caught Her Cheating Husband With A Lady. by FakoMaybach1: 5:33pm On Feb 06, 2018
As usual, awon Nairaland chief justice judging with only one side of the story...whatever happened to adhorem et partiem...hearing the other side?
Education / Re: Rochas Okorocha Establishes 6 New Tertiary Institutions In Imo by FakoMaybach1: 5:22pm On Feb 06, 2018
Leopantro:


i'm happy you said the hospital project was bogus
here is a quote from the number bootlicker of Rochas on nairaland.



You dey mind that hungry man...me i am no politician fan o, but i try to be objective in my criticism...if Buhari (whom i dont like ) does well i will surely praise him
Crime / Re: Yahoo Boy Kills Delta Polytechnic Ozoro Student, Cut Her Private Parts (Graphic) by FakoMaybach1: 12:22pm On Feb 06, 2018
i am very happy them dey use this girls for rituals, i have sisters and my mother taught them to be independent and not to hope on any man.

Work dem no go gree work, u go see hustling young men and call em broke.

Dear yahoo boys please keep using em
Education / Re: Rochas Okorocha Establishes 6 New Tertiary Institutions In Imo by FakoMaybach1: 11:16am On Feb 06, 2018
Leopantro:


two years ago the governor said the state will be a center for medical tourism, the hospitals were built but after two years are yet to be equipped.
now the song has changed and it is now center for education.
Define confusion please?

Are you even from Imo state? since when has imo been known for medicine?
Every Igbo man knows imo is for education, Anambra business, Abia industry, Ebony agriculture and Enugu Entertainment i.e movies.

Rochas has always been a champion of education with his numerous foundations and his inauguration of free education in imo state from primary to university level

If there is any confusion then it is obviously from your side...i know the hospital project was bogus, but if it is completed will it benefit rochas, aby will it benefit Imo people?
Education / Re: Rochas Okorocha Establishes 6 New Tertiary Institutions In Imo by FakoMaybach1: 10:06am On Feb 06, 2018
Everybody get data but no be everybody get sense....the same people will come and shout restructuring

Imo is positioning themselves to be a citadel of education and learning una dey there dey talk trash.

Tinubu started somthing in Lagos and Fashola and Ambode complete it, now Lagos is the best state in Nigeria....If the Next governor continues this dream Imo willbe much better for it...And PS to those of u wey dey read without understanding, he did not build 6 new schools, he upgraded some and remodeled some
Nairaland / General / Re: King Cobra And Giant Python Fight Each Other To Death In Southeast Asia (Photo) by FakoMaybach1: 10:39pm On Feb 03, 2018
i will pay a lot of money to watch the video if it was captured...King cobra like wahala, how e go wan chop python na...

This is so enlightening, give me more abeg, i need knowledge not big brother naija
Politics / Re: Lauretter Onochies Tweet by FakoMaybach1: 8:15am On Feb 03, 2018
The hand wey hold this lauretta strong
Religion / Re: Bishop Emmanuel Chukwuma Blasts Politicians At Alex Ekwueme's Burial (Video) by FakoMaybach1: 11:18am On Feb 02, 2018
i havent stopped shaking after hearing this speech...he took everyone to the cleaners.

There was no sacred cow in the bashing, even Ngige nyash dey hot for that chair.

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