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Mohammadu Buhari...Sometime last yea a man called chinakwe named his dog Mohammdu Buhari nd he was arrested by the police...
Poor Chinawe has not been able to change the dogs name

The Dog in question has been stigmatized by other dogs because they thought he brought recession into the land, things were so hard that humans now ate meat and bone and nothing was left to the dogs....Mohammadu buhari died without mating a single b!tch in his hood

RIP BUHARI

I was vehemently against Atiku before, but he is slowly winning me to his side.

Many APC apologist say there is no option to Buhari, and sadly it is true, No man has come to bell the cat except Atiku

I will vote for Atiku and give him a 4 year test, if he fails well na to kick am out too

No matter what you call Atiku, he is not nepotistic or a tribal bigot like Buhari..we need a united Nigeria more than ever

Kudos to the catholic clerics jare....To those of you saying rubbish about religion one of the reasons Hilary clinton did not win was because she was going to legalize abortion

The catholic church detests any anti life material being contraceptives, abortion or condoms....so they will surely fight it.

Glory to Jesus, Honor to Mary

I was expecting to see a technocrat, i am seeing someone who managed to graduate from Imsu, never got a job in his life and used his dick to get rich

Abeg make una pack well

@seun @lalasticlala you guys need to close this topic....This is not the right time to spread this history about fulani domination. These write ups usually fan the embers of war and Nigeria will end up like Rwanda

It is a matter of time before hatred of fulani spills into the streets in the south and blood starts to flow....The past is gone, we only need information relevant to us and this is not part of them

You might not agree with me, but no one will read this without bearing hatred for the fulani tribe, if people are interested in history they can find and read up on this part of Nigerian history

@seun do not promote hate

Christians are stupid sometimes, who told you sex is for marriage?
God created animals male and female and told em to multiply and fill the earth, they were having sex even before eve came cus we all know eve is the last creation

SEX WASNT MADE FOR MARRIAGE DONT FOOL YOURSELF!!

Man developed marriage to add sanity to our society, i am happy with the institution but please make una stop this false doctrine biko....face the truth

The first command or law or directive God gave living creatures were for them to multiply and fill the earth, God is wise if he wanted marriage before sex he wud have done it so (Abeg feminists pardon my use of He for God)

This is mans biggest problem since eve, we always think we know what God wants and this has led to countless wars and useless terrorism...We cant know what God wants dear man

How i wish i had enough money i would sue Jega for the abomination he committed in the North.

Jega is 100% complacent to the underage voting that happened there and he needs to explain to the Nigerian people how he robbed us silly, we trusted him and yet he stole from us

The hottest part of hell has been reserved for you Attahiru Jega and may your sins follow your fifth generation, may the sins of Cain and his lot fall on you for robbing millions of people

Jega should be in the docks and not in a lecture theatre

This is one of the things i love about the yorubas, they kept their history, their culture and their traditions.

This festival does not make you a sinner and abstaining from it doesnt make you a saint either, great nations of the world keep their festivals we have Oktoberfest by the Germans, there i saw a pope with his big jar of beer, aby na Dhiwhaili of the Indians, even the Spanish tomato festival aby na chinese new year..

All over the world people celebrate their own, only fanatics will condemn this, Abeg my yoruba brothers how dem dey take talk am "Ki Ade kpe lori Ki bata Kpe lese" Kudos to the OOni

What you guys fail to get is that Molue is not just about the yellow vehicle, Molue is an ideology and Molue will never die off

The red Brt buses from fashola has replaced molue cus they do 90% of the things molue did in those days...

I miss molue, the tapping current, the stories and gist never a dull moment, women in molue no send u, if u do anyhow u go see anyhow

blue BRT too dey form posh, everybody dey form there

Shola is a lying Wh0re...First she said he was on the run...is this guy on the run, and if truly he was on the run he poses a flight risk the police will not release him.

That place doesnt look like a police cell, well i will wait for court judgment, i do hope shola goes to jail if she lied

No way, sowore wailing...i will not take it i am voting Buhari. This sorrow tears and blood must have part two, the southwest must be overrun by Fulani herds men

I stand with fulani herdsmen

The EFCC is a shitty organisation, they are not doing their jobs at all...ICPC is dead and that is why a common thief will be proud to speak where hardworking people are talking.

The EFCC should open a fraud and yahoo unit that will not only arrest these boys but sue and convict them...Then will sanity return to our society, these yahoo boys are a cancer and we need to cut them out

fantastic write up..But prof farooq u need to know that Nigeria is more violent than ever under Buhari

And to those of u criticizing ben bruce hope una don see say the man dey try, criticize ben bruce foolishly again and watch thunder kiss you violently

Meanwhile we have a man whose waec certificate is non existent, our court said he could bring NEPA bill

He spent over 100 days on medical vacation and no one cud sue him for perjury cus he lied that he would work on health care

We have a man whose wife was in charge of bureau de change making billions from the forex fluctuations yet nothing happened

A man who benefited from the 2.1 billion dollars Dasuki loot...but it is his constitutional right he claimed...yet Olisa Metuh is in court for collecting money for a legit job done and payment received

We have a man whose tribesmen are killing , raping and maiming people..and he turns a blind eye and claims freedom of movement. Yet no one is suing

A man who is minister of petroleum yet 25 billion is missing and no one is talking


Nigeria is a celebrated Sh!thole

Positive news now nobody talk, if it was negative we go see so many commentators...Yeye

We the south should hold a massive protest, this guys are tryng to hoodwink us again...We have a right to vote and no one shud use tricks to take it away from us

I have been trying to register at Kosofe, the crowd there is mammoth...infact Banks shud be given this contract too, Inec cannot carry this load alone

Beneath you are beautiful...emeli sande and labrynth

perfect ....Ed sheeran

I will always love you and shoop be dup (Exhale)....Witney huston

Lady in Red and Bordeline ...Chris de burgh

We belong together..mariah carey

Eminem Love the way you lie (in case she doesnt show up)

Careless whisper ...dont know the artist name

Thats all i can remember for now

maasoap:
Tell me anything that is a lie there. Vote anyone you want, I'm not Buhari's campaign manager or a paid campaigner.

Number one excess crude wasnt zero, where did the bailout that states got last year come from, foreign reserves wasnt zero what have u been using to defend the naira since oil prices dropped?

Oga if you want to enlighten yourself do research stop listening to people wey gather for newspaper junctions

maasoap:
By May 2015,
Excess Crude Account: gone.
Foreign Reserve: almost zero.
Sovereign Wealth Fund account: gone.
FG was already borrowing to pay salaries of the Federal workers and oil was still selling above 50 dollars per barrel.
Under this administration, oil went as low as 28 dollars per barrel but they never borrowed to pay salaries. Rather, it gave bails out to the state governments.
#facts

Chai so this is how u have been deceiving yourself?...I am gonna vote buhari again so that he will finally ruin the nation. Nigeria must spoil o

Fear...the oldest weapon in history. In ancient Egypt pharoah was rumored to be a god and looking at him meant instant death...this kept the people in line

Same tactics this people use..."If u dont give me your money my god will not bless u, in fact he will punish you"

The world has been made better by men who have conquered fear

Ambode is doing a very poor job, lagos is unsafe, dirty, and inhabitable...all the successes of fashola has been eroded by his incompetence

Governance is not by putting up billboards with ur face at every given opportunity, let ur work speak for u...it pains me that Lagosians will vote with sentiment

From Baddoo, to the school kidnapping, to the refuse down to the increased robbery it is obvious that Ambode is doing a very very poor job managing Lagos

Jaytecq:
get some guys or girls. start up a fries biz arnd ur area.
fried yam, and turkey. add some advance touch to it.

200-300k will start dis.
expect Min of 7k daily after u pay ur 2 workers.


Note: ur location matters too


invest my 30% in ur biz. pay me 5% every month for 5years

i said online business u are telling me akara...is akara online? to slap u just dey hungry me

Anybody that can teach me to make money legitimately online i will give 30% of my earnings for 4 months, he can get a lawyer to draw it up

I really need to augment....

i can understand Lagos but why EDO!!! OSHOMO- OLE!!! what did he borrow money for?

I heard Oshomole has launched a private airline in cape-verde that his wife's native country, so adams plunged edo into debt for foreing pvssy!!

Imo is not doing badly but abia is neck deep in debt, i am happy with okorocha on this one

Throwing shades on the alter, well na so we see am

The only reason Nigeria has been safe from cyber attacks is because of the low value of the Naira.....i laugh when someone tells me banks are safe clearly he doesnt know what cyber attack is. in 2016 or so sony was shut down for 4 good days!! you can imagine such an attack on first bank, customers rushing to withdraw money and firstbank unable to pay them...there will be chaos and first bank may not survive the aftermath.

courses like CISA, CCIE, CCNA and co that train people in cyber skills are too expensive, the nigerian useless government cannot subsidize such...na only to buy fertilizer them saby...
i am happy the cyber criminals are now facing nigeria, let the hunger games begin

U will not see feminists here now shouting equal money for men and women ooo.....Awon double standard naija feminists

As usual, awon Nairaland chief justice judging with only one side of the story...whatever happened to adhorem et partiem...hearing the other side?

Leopantro:
i'm happy you said the hospital project was bogus
here is a quote from the number bootlicker of Rochas on nairaland.

You dey mind that hungry man...me i am no politician fan o, but i try to be objective in my criticism...if Buhari (whom i dont like ) does well i will surely praise him

i am very happy them dey use this girls for rituals, i have sisters and my mother taught them to be independent and not to hope on any man.

Work dem no go gree work, u go see hustling young men and call em broke.

Dear yahoo boys please keep using em

Leopantro:
two years ago the governor said the state will be a center for medical tourism, the hospitals were built but after two years are yet to be equipped.
now the song has changed and it is now center for education.
Define confusion please?

Are you even from Imo state? since when has imo been known for medicine?
Every Igbo man knows imo is for education, Anambra business, Abia industry, Ebony agriculture and Enugu Entertainment i.e movies.

Rochas has always been a champion of education with his numerous foundations and his inauguration of free education in imo state from primary to university level

If there is any confusion then it is obviously from your side...i know the hospital project was bogus, but if it is completed will it benefit rochas, aby will it benefit Imo people?

Everybody get data but no be everybody get sense....the same people will come and shout restructuring

Imo is positioning themselves to be a citadel of education and learning una dey there dey talk trash.

Tinubu started somthing in Lagos and Fashola and Ambode complete it, now Lagos is the best state in Nigeria....If the Next governor continues this dream Imo willbe much better for it...And PS to those of u wey dey read without understanding, he did not build 6 new schools, he upgraded some and remodeled some