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"Make money, so that you will find a girl that will love you".

The dumbest advice given to men!

Illegal1:
omoh..........my prophet


Dis 1 u jst dey appear and disappear for nairaland lyk nepa light,hope all is well

My brother. I've been very busy doing the work of God. But I'm back for real now.

victory36:
welcome back sir🎉

Thanks.

I have no prophecy to give on this matter. Kindly bear with me.

Thanks.

This I have seen.

I see Tinubu building a submarine, I see it sinking on it's first sail.

This I have seen.

I see Nigeria dividing into 6 different countries before 2027.

This I have seen.

I see a revolution happening in Nigeria like it did in Kenya. I see fire everywhere, I see chaos, I see the youths taking over this country.

This I have seen.

StraightGaay:
Where have you been? You collect ban, or na mountain you go?

I de mountain o. Country hard jare. I don carry my bell come back. Maybe person go sow seed in foreign currency. 😩

This I have seen.

Things are hard o. My church offering has dropped drastically.

Last Sunday I preached about tithes And hell fire for over 3 hours, yet offering didn't increase. People are suffering.

This I have seen.

There is no bell and it's supposed to be a school

This I have seen.

nokia1000:
Any single lady or girl that I'm close to want to have sex with me.
I'm married with children but they don't care.
Yesterday one walk up to me and told she will catch me. Let me keep running.
I need help.

Come to my spiritual center with one live goat and I'll bath you with the blood of the goat.

The fact here is that some agents of the dark force are out to get you and they'll keep coming until you give in and that would be your end because they'll darken your destiny.

But if you come for spiritual cleansing I'll banish them forever.

This I have seen.

Of course they'll manhandle them because they're Igbos. If they were northerners would the useless DSS have treated them that way?

Anyways I see this failed British experiment called Nigeria ceasing to exist before 2027.

This I have seen.

I see portable spending a considerable number of years in jail if he doesn't change his ways.

This I have seen.

What's her net worth in Naira that would make her spend such money on just a gown.

Anyways I see her getting more clients after this display. I seem sending her to Dubai for shopping, I see her buying a house in Lekki, I see Lagos state government demolishing the house.

This I have seen.

I see world bank taking over Nigeria because of the kind of debt Tinubu has plunged us into.

This I have seen.

They won't because if she's good looking she'll definitely get fúcked by customers who chop big.

I once anointed a customer and he chop 19m on bet9ja, he lodged the sales girl for a whole week in the hotel banging her brains out.

They might look innocent and all that, but they can't say no to any customer who hammers and wants them. That's what makes them unsuitable for marriage.

This I have seen.

Come to my spiritual center with 6 canes let me deliver you.

You need to be tied and flogging seriously so that the demons manipulating you to play betting would be banished from your life.

This I have seen.

I see mancity dropping points today.

This I have seen.

folake4u:
If your left eye cause you to commit sin, pluck it off. You're a prophet, you should know better. Right?

I don't want to continue our convo on that. I be ogbanje. Case closed.

So you want me to cut off what makes me a man? That's harsh

I know that you're an obanje that's why I want to know more about you. To know the frequency you operate on because I might know people in that frequency.

folake4u:
I am not a prophet. I don't need your prayers as well.

My three witches are doing very well. Thanks for asking.

You're kissing a prophet. That's very bad because you can cause me to sin and do something bad.

You refused to continue our conversation about the frequency you vibrate and operate on?

folake4u:
You need to cast a demon possessed member in your church to keep you busy.


This I have seen.

Why not join me tonight so that we can cast out the demon together. Two prophets they say are better than one.

I have a very big bell for you to ring and speak in tongues while I do the casting.

How about those your 3 witches how are they doing?

folake4u:
Okay. It is your cup of tea.

The tùşh version.

You need a man in your life.

This I have seen.

folake4u:
That's your cup of akamu.

Now you're being rude.

folake4u:
No Sir.

That's spiritually wrong.

folake4u:
Anything that makes one happy really.

I don't buy into the idea of first salary sending it to Pastor.

My first salary I spent on my parents and MYSELF.

So you won't give anything to your prophet?

I have no prophecy on this matter. Kindly bear with me.

This I have seen.