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Politics › Re: ‘Even The Prophets Went To Prison’ – Sirika Comforts Himself In Court by FalseProphet1(m): 9:32pm On May 09, 2024
Is a lie o. I have never been to prison.

Although there was one of my member whose daughter I impregnated. It wasn't my fault sha I was conducting deliverance for her and one thing led to another and I just saw myself on top of her. I don't even know how I got nàked sef.

Anyway the man called police for me. But after I prophesied to the policemen by giving them 50 sure odds to play bet9ja and the ticket chop, they let me go and that was how I avoided prison.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Is It My FAULT? Am I Going To Hell Or Heaven For This Crime? To Be Deleted [Pic] by FalseProphet1(m): 6:21pm On May 09, 2024
Your ticket to hell is assured. There is no escaping it.

This I have seen.
Properties › Re: Lagos Govt To Demolish Unapproved Buildings After Amnesty Period — Lagos Govt by FalseProphet1(m):
They sha shouldn't demolish my spiritual center or else I'll call down fire on them.

This I have seen.
Properties › Re: If I’m Collecting ₦250k, I Won’t Be In That Place Again – Underbridge Landlord by FalseProphet1(m): 9:07am On May 07, 2024
APC has nothing but lies to feed Nigerians with. Know this and have peace.

This I have seen.
Events › Re: A High Society Wedding In Aba (1931), By Tayo Agunbiade by FalseProphet1(m):
I see the South East becoming like Dubai in the coming years.

This I have seen.
Business › Re: CBN Directs Banks To Impose 0.5% Cybersecurity Levy On All Transactions by FalseProphet1(m): 8:32am On May 07, 2024
And the looting continues.

This I have seen.
Business › Re: POS Agents Must Register With CAC, Get July 7 Deadline by FalseProphet1(m): 8:23am On May 07, 2024
I see POS business dying a natural death in Nigeria.

CAC registration means they'll be paying taxes, which means higher charges, which would make customers switch back to queueing at ATM stands in banks marking the end of the POS business.

What APC cannot destroy does not exist.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Gowon: Nigeria Would Have Been Better If Yar’adua Had Completed His Tenure by FalseProphet1(m):
I see a revolution happening in Nigeria. I see the young and the old on the streets protesting.

This I have seen.
Health › Re: Avoid Water If You Cannot Swim by FalseProphet1(m): 7:27am On May 07, 2024
EreluRoz:
I want to learn how to swim but I'm scared of water
Join any of my deliverance sessions in the mid night and I'll take you to the river where I'll bath you and show you how to swim.

This I have seen.
Crime › Re: How I Killed My Cousin, Friend, 3 Others For Rituals - Fruit Seller Confesses by FalseProphet1(m): 7:25am On May 07, 2024
I see the population of the South West reducing by 50% in 2030 because they would have finished killing each other for rituals.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Shettima Aborts US Trip, Blames Faulty Aircraft by FalseProphet1(m): 7:22am On May 07, 2024
I see a plan crash. That's all I can say for now.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Which Nairalander Do You Miss The Most? by FalseProphet1(m): 7:20am On May 07, 2024
pansophist:
Sagamite
You are sagamite.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Be A Romantic Man Without Sèx by FalseProphet1(m): 12:49pm On May 05, 2024
advanceDNA:
I remember when I use blind fold cover my ex just to play with her oooo.... The wérey later hissed and said she thought I bought her a car that im not romantic...

Nigerian women wey no sabi the only romance una sabi na ....

give me cake made of money
Give me credit alert..
give me what money can buy..
And then u top it with paternity fraud..
You deserve a bell for this.

Send me a DM and I'll send you a bell so that you'll be ringing it every morning and be prophesying.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 5:12pm On May 04, 2024
I started a relationship with a girl three days ago and today she is pregnant. Abeg na so una dey do for here? undecided
Romance › Re: Violence Is Rubbish. Guys Always Be Forgiving And Kind. by FalseProphet1(m): 9:51pm On May 03, 2024
Proserpina:
You are seeing nonsense grin grin grin.

This can not even happen in a million years to come grin grin
So you wouldn't even welcome me after spending so much time locked unjustly in Nairaland prison? undecided
Romance › Re: Please Help! How Did You Defeat Your Social Anxiety? by FalseProphet1(m): 9:37pm On May 03, 2024
It's the influence of a spirit named burxer. You'll need to come to my spiritual center with 6 canes so I'll flog it out of you.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Violence Is Rubbish. Guys Always Be Forgiving And Kind. by FalseProphet1(m): 9:25pm On May 03, 2024
Proserpina:
Violence is never an option but with VAWULENCE I stand grin
I see you fighting with a conductor on the streets of Lagos, I see him tearing your top and injuring you.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: There Is Still Room For You In APC - Deputy Speaker, Benjamin Kalu Tells Otti by FalseProphet1(m): 9:01pm On May 03, 2024
EreluRoz:
lol 😆 your fake spiritual centre abi
It's not fake many miracles have happened there.
Politics › Re: There Is Still Room For You In APC - Deputy Speaker, Benjamin Kalu Tells Otti by FalseProphet1(m): 8:34pm On May 03, 2024
EreluRoz:
He's our own, he's asiwaju's boy. Can't you see he avoids Obi like a plague?

He will still come back home to our party. Let's give him time
You need to report to my spiritual center for spiritual cleansing. I'll bath you by the river and wash of every APC and Tinubu spirit out of you.

This I have seen.
Food › Re: Cost Of Healthy Diet In Nigeria Up ₦‎982 In March – NBS by FalseProphet1(m): 8:25pm On May 03, 2024
The average Tinubu supporter cannot even afford to pay for garri of N200 to drink. They'd rather beg then come online to defend Tinubu after drinking it without sugar.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: What's The Meaning Of This Dream? Help! by FalseProphet1(m): 8:06pm On May 03, 2024
Websters:
I find myself writing an exam but unable to answer any questions even when I know the answer. I keep staring at the question paper until time is up or unless someone show me their answer booklet so I can copy.

I rarely have this dream, very rare unless I do something really bad before I dream of such.
Please help what's the way out? Both in prayer points and in the word of God

I know this is not the right section, but I feel I'll find more answers here
The dark forces want to stagnant your life. Send me a DM you'll come for spiritual cleaning at our spiritual center and you'll be free.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Shettima: We Won’t Blame Buhari For Our Failures by FalseProphet1(m): 5:39am On May 03, 2024
But you supporters online are blaming Peter Obi for Tinubu's failure.

This I have seen.
Sports › Re: Chiamaka Nnadozie Has Been Nominated For Another Award In France. by FalseProphet1(m): 1:50pm On May 02, 2024
I see herein I gold with the super falcons at the Olympics.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Back After A Long Ban by FalseProphet1(op): 1:41pm On May 02, 2024
ayjay45:
how old am i?

And what do you see about my future.

Will I be poor or rich?
You need to be more focused in what you're doing if you want to see results.

Your future is still bright provided that you shun distractions and agents of the dark force.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Back After A Long Ban by FalseProphet1(op): 1:37pm On May 02, 2024
Illegal1:
omoh..........wlcum back daddy.

i dn miss u well well daddy.
That's my spiritual son. You are blessed. May the force be with you.
Romance › Re: Back After A Long Ban by FalseProphet1(op): 11:07am On May 02, 2024
duro4chang:
What about Israel vs Hamas war?
The war would end with no victor.

The west would move in and hostilities between both nations would cease.

By this time next year, there would be peace in that region.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Charly Boy Slams Reno Omokri by FalseProphet1(m): 11:02am On May 02, 2024
Reno is a paid propagandists. Don't give him the attention he so desperately seeks.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Back After A Long Ban by FalseProphet1(op): 10:55am On May 02, 2024
duro4chang:
What is your prophecy about Nigeria?
Nigeria wouldn't exist by 2034. It would be divided into several countries like the Solveit Union and Yugoslavia.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Back After A Long Ban by FalseProphet1(op): 10:51am On May 02, 2024
duro4chang:
But do you think people will take you serious?
Yes because all my prophesies do come to pass. Goan ask of me. wink
Crime › Re: How A 17-Year-Old Yahoo Boy Stunned EFCC Chairman, Olukoyede With His IT Skills by FalseProphet1(m): 10:47am On May 02, 2024
I see Tinubu resigning before the end of this year.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Back After A Long Ban by FalseProphet1(op): 10:43am On May 02, 2024
duro4chang:
To some extent you are right but when you hear the word false, honestly one will not be convinent with it
Sometimes being mysterious is fun. wink

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