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lovediehatelive:
This artist is so talented. Falseprophet1 what do you see 😂

I see him impregnating some of the beautiful girls he draws.

This I have seen.

IconicR:
When I have access

That could take ages.

Why not just post a functional email on a dead thread for me to reach you with, then mention me and delete it immediately I copy it?

IconicR:
I don't have access to my mail
Sorry about that

So how can I get across to you?

IconicR:
Sometimes you sound like you joking
Other times you are just here and there
What's the name of your church?

Let chat privately, I don't want to reveal too much details about myself. This is a public forum.

IconicR:
Why do you call yourself falseprophet? I wish to know if you don't mind

It's just a moniker. I'm genuinely serving the one true Lord and master.

IconicR:
You don't even know my location
Wait are you serious of being a pastor?

Of course. What's your location.

IconicR:
I think it's your story maybe that's why you call yourself falseprophet

Lol...maybe I'll contact you so that you'll worship in my church this Sunday and see things for yourself. 😏

Money doesn't change people… it only unlocks their characters which were jailed by poverty.

When you visit your inlaws pretend to have gone to the toilet and leave your phone on the table recording...Thank me later.😂

IconicR:
Is that your story true about you or it's just fiction?

What do you think?

Instead of giving her umbrella..you are telling her to enter your room make rain finish...oga wen did your room become noah's ark?

You Could be Going Through a Lot and Still be Hórny....Why?

The end is here, I see aliens invading Earth very soon.

This I have seen.

By this time next year marriage would officially end in southern Nigeria. Girls would become single mothers because of the greed of their people.

This I have seen.

I see Abakaliki airport making top 10 before the end of this year.

This I have seen.

I see Nigerians dragging Naira Marley in the coming days, I see more names being roped into his death, I see people saying he did rituals and couldn't renew hence his death, I see some girls claiming to be his baby mamas.

This I have seen.

thesicilian:
Most "depressed" Nigerians end up in emotional and psychological billings by the time you give them a listening ear

Very true.

Women are the problem of women. Know this and have peace.

This I have seen.

Illegal1:
omoh.........nah people lyk u suppose represent peter obi for court and not those sleeping mofos...


see as u jst defend dis case once

Yes o, but would they allow me?

They say a prophet isn't welcomed in his home. That's why. If I was prophesying in a place like USA, I would have bought private jet by now. But Nigerians have refused to welcome me that's why I'm still eating boiled yam and palm oil.

Anyways have fun reading my diary...you would love it.

https://www.nairaland.com/7612647/journey-into-marine-kingdom-prophetic

Illegal1:
omoh........u never saw dis 1 cuming bro.

I revealed in one of my prophesies that a dark cloud is hovering over Nigeria. This is one of the consequences.

Rip him.

I see USA, Canada,. France, Australia, Netherlands...etc, all opening visa centers in Enugu, I see Nigeria's population dropping by over 70% by the end of this year, I see only old people and women remaining in Nigeria, I see a woman becoming the next president after Tinubu.

This I have seen.

Westerhoffe:
I am not Falseprophet!
Falseprophet, better come and clear this up!

I didn't get this mention because I'm falseprophet1 not falseprophet.

Next time add the 1 so that I can get the mention and respond.

To the topic, we're not each other.

dnawah:
we wey no get to save no?

You help other save theirs.

AngelicBeing:
False, False and false predictions, you are hereby sentenced to 70,000 days of dry fast at the Sahara desert to reset your Prophetic eyes 👀

😏

I see DSS arresting this man.

This I have seen.

I see him going to church tomorrow for Thanksgiving, I see the financial status of the pastor upgrading after tomorrow's service, I see him buying bullet proof SUVs.

This I have seen.

Samantha124:
Prophets are not supposed to be concerned about other people's sexualities, especially false prophets...😂😂😂

That's not true, we're concerned about everything, because it's our responsibility to see visions and interpret them for you since you can't see into the spirit realm.

So tell me...do you usually die whenever you climax? 😏