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Foreign Affairs › Re: 17 Niger Soldiers Killed In An Attack Near Mali by FalseProphet1(m):
And they're threatening Nigeria. They should continue.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Govt Inherited Terrible Economic Situation - Oshiomhole by FalseProphet1(m): 2:15pm On Aug 16, 2023
Una don start. Wasn't it an APC government that handed over to him?
Properties › Re: How Can I Avoid Being Scammed, I'm About To Buy A House by FalseProphet1(m):
Stop being selfish and get yourself a lawyer.
Romance › Re: Can You Leave A Good Woman/man Because They Slept With Someone By Mistake? by FalseProphet1(m): 1:15pm On Aug 16, 2023
folake4u:
I'm not that forgiving.
Then you're not a child of God.

This I have seen.
Celebrities › Re: DJ Cuppy Sparks Relationship Rumors With Emmanuel Dennis (pics) by FalseProphet1(m):
You people should allow this girl enjoy her life.
Education › Re: FG Insists Federal Universities Not Allowed To Charge Fees by FalseProphet1(m):
Very sorry the average Nigerian would not be able to afford tuition fees, I see schooling becoming for the rich and the rich only.

This I have seen.
Business › Re: Guinness Denies Plan To Leave Nigeria by FalseProphet1(m):
I see them leaving before the end of this year.

This I have seen.
Business › Re: We Are Forced To Disburse Loans To People That Didn’t Apply – Loan App Agents by FalseProphet1(m): 10:21pm On Aug 15, 2023
Can you imagine? I'm just waiting for the one that would send money into my account. Dem go call Taya shi shi I will not pay. I'll just go to POS, withdraw the money and spend.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Why I May Not Marry A Nigerian Man (opinion) by FalseProphet1(m): 9:54pm On Aug 15, 2023
Persephone1:
My 101th concubine elect cheesy wink smiley

How have you been? Don't tell me you are disturbed by this masterpiece of mine grin
I've been busy doing the work of my father. I cannot be disturbed because you're already my 8th wife. smiley
Romance › Re: Why I May Not Marry A Nigerian Man (opinion) by FalseProphet1(m): 9:31pm On Aug 15, 2023
Persephone1:
Lol people are still getting mad over this thread? grin grin
😒
Sports › Re: Babajide Sanwo-Olu Receives Asisat Oshoala, Rasheedat Ajibade & Monday Gift by FalseProphet1(m): 8:49pm On Aug 15, 2023
Tribalistic man. He only met with the yourba players. Why not meet the entire team and celebrate with them? sad
Foreign Affairs › Re: Taliban Marks Two Years Since Return To Power In Afghanistan (Photos) by FalseProphet1(m):
What have they achieved this last 2 years aside enslaving their women.

I see democracy returning back to Afghanistan soonest.

This I have seen.
Nairaland General › Re: Kangaroo Challenges A Man To A Fight: A Very Hilarious Scene by FalseProphet1(m): 7:19pm On Aug 15, 2023
I won't mind collecting this one as gift offering from a dedicated member.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Shell Petroleum Workers Protest Over Hardship In Nigeria (Pics) by FalseProphet1(m): 7:14pm On Aug 15, 2023
See how yourba people destroyed Nigeria because of tribal hate. They're ready to suffer and die just because of hate. O lord deliver your children.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: When Does "Dating" Officially Starts In A Relationship? by FalseProphet1(m):
It means if they say they're dating officially, they're dating officially na.

This I have seen.

Politics › Re: FG’s 1 Million Digital Jobs: VP Shettima Lauds Google's N1.2bn Grant Initiative by FalseProphet1(m):
Scam government
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 10:21am On Aug 15, 2023
Stop expecting people to suffer after cutting ties with them. God loves everyone. Just heal and move on!
Politics › Re: Niger Coup: ‘This Is Not Our War' – Orji Kalu Warns President Tinubu (Video) by FalseProphet1(m): 8:34am On Aug 15, 2023
I see Nigeria going to war with Niger.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Kogi 2023: ADC Collapses Structure For Pdp’s Dino Melaye by FalseProphet1(m): 8:29am On Aug 15, 2023
What did dino do for his people when he was a Senator, aside posing with flashy cars and expensive vacations abroad, what else did he do? Yet the same improvised people are rallying beging him to vote him for governor.

Nigerians love suffering, suffering is part of their DNA.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Why Are Women Mostly Attracted To Rough Guys Than Responsible Ones? by FalseProphet1(m): 11:22pm On Aug 14, 2023
GloriousGbola:
So I was in a rabbit hole and I found the why girls thug meme and then I stumbled on this
Did you see carrot in the rabbit hole? 🙄
Sports › Re: Chelsea Announce British-record Signing, Caicedo With Nigeria R&B Music by FalseProphet1(m): 11:20pm On Aug 14, 2023
Nazgul:
Is this supposed to be an achievement to Nigeria or what?

This mindset of hitting cloud 9 whenever any Nigerian artist song is played on foreign soil should stop.

The artist can celebrate it as a milestone achievement, but not the entire country we ought to stop this slave mentality.
But cloud 9 is for sex na. Abi is my prophetic lense going bad? 😒
Romance › Re: The Truth About Chasing Women That Only The Genius Understands by FalseProphet1(m): 11:19pm On Aug 14, 2023
Persephone1:
Summary please 🥺
Dem say if you simp too much girl go friend zone you and still be collecting money from you.

Say if you make girl feel understood, she go open pant for you. Na wetin Einstein do way make am nack woman sotay him hair con white.

Na wetin he talk be that and I endorse am, cos I want make my own hair make e white like Einstein own, so that if I de prophesy I go be like confirm old testament prophet. 😇
Business › Re: President Tinubu Orders CBN To Improve Forex Liquidity by FalseProphet1(m): 7:45pm On Aug 14, 2023
So the CBN governor doesn't know what to do and has to wait for the president to give him marching orders before he implements anything. We truly have block heads holding strategic offices in this country.

This I have seen.
Foreign Affairs › Re: High Treason For Bazoum: "Stop Provoking Us" - ECOWAS Warns Niger Junta by FalseProphet1(m): 7:24pm On Aug 14, 2023
This one is just doing anything the west tells him to do so that they would his drug charges.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: The Truth About Chasing Women That Only The Genius Understands by FalseProphet1(m): 7:23pm On Aug 14, 2023
I endorse this post.
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Venita Reveals How She Was Physically Abused By Her Father by FalseProphet1(m): 2:03pm On Aug 14, 2023
If you're watching this show, just know that your name is on first list of those that would go to hell fire. There's no escaping, unless you come to my spiritual center for deliverance with the following items.

1 big goat
1 derica of egusi
Big stock fish
1 packet of Maggi
Ugwu leaves
3kg of ponmo
Half derica of grounded crayfish
1 packet of salt
Fresh pepper
A keg of Palm wine
And envelop containing a tangible seed offering.

After the prayers your name would be on the list again.

This I have seen.
Travel › Re: How Many States Have You Visited In Nigeria? by FalseProphet1(m): 2:03pm On Aug 14, 2023
pocohantas:
All the states in the SS except Bayelsa.
All the states in the SW except Ondo.
All SE states except Ebonyi.
No Northern state.
No middle belt.

I have been to the FCT. How many is that? I am too lazy to count mehn.

I drove to all the SS states. I was young and adventurous then. Mention road trip and I am out. As long as I see where to put tyre of the car, we move.
You don Waka o no be small. You have a calling to become and evangelist.

This I have seen.
Family › Re: Can You Marry Someone Your Family Members Arranged For You? by FalseProphet1(m): 12:31pm On Aug 14, 2023
As a prophet, I have match maked thousands of happily married couples today. It's the best kind of marriage.

This I have seen.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 5 Ways To Request For A Salary Increase. by FalseProphet1(m):
Come my spiritual center for prayers and your salary would be increased asap.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: This Is The Main Reason Why She Refuse To Give You Sex by FalseProphet1(m): 9:06am On Aug 14, 2023
As a prophet, I endorse this post. And I proclaim that all simps on this forum print it out and hang it on their wall and read it everyday they wake up.

As for the op, I prophesy that you shall never be caught sleep with another man's wife. Even if the dark forces are tempting you to do it, may her mouth odour and slacked breasts chase you away.

This I have seen.
Education › Re: Taraba State University Bans Miniskirts, Baggy Jeans, Tattoos, Eye Lashes by FalseProphet1(m):
Very good of them.

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