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Family › Re: Throw Back Thursday by FalseProphet1(m): 6:03pm On Sep 28, 2023
ahnie:
Old layer or plain native fowl
I like plain o, is the price I'm looking at. But I prefer native fowl to old layer because it's more nutritus. The powers that be would like it so it's my second choice.
Family › Re: Throw Back Thursday by FalseProphet1(m): 5:55pm On Sep 28, 2023
ahnie:
How much do you charge for personal prayers osha're?
Because is you, I will just collect one chicken. You can bring local fowl and come I will manage it. Because I know that agric brolier is expensive. smiley
Family › Re: Throw Back Thursday by FalseProphet1(m):
By the universal powers and the powers that be, I command you to come to Nigeria and be my wife.
Romance › Re: Hi There. Am I Handsome? by FalseProphet1(m): 10:00am On Sep 28, 2023
Tallesty1:
Mamag33 don finally get husband
Flesh and blood didn't reveal this to you.

This I have seen.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Coup Attempt In Burkina Faso by FalseProphet1(m): 9:10am On Sep 28, 2023
I see a coup happening in Nigeria.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Ex-President Obasanjo Prostrates For Olota Of Ota by FalseProphet1(m): 9:42pm On Sep 27, 2023
I see obsanjo becoming an Oba before the end of this year.

This I have seen.
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija All Stars: My Love For Ceec Is Unmatched – Kiddwaya by FalseProphet1(m): 9:37pm On Sep 27, 2023
I see kidwaya having sex with Cee cee, I see their sex tape going viral, I see him dumping her afterwards.

This I have seen.
Family › Re: My Parents Are Not Happy With My Daughter Mother by FalseProphet1(m): 6:38pm On Sep 27, 2023
pocohantas:
They haven't paid me. I woke happy. grin
Is my prayer da work for you. I prayed for you yesterday and it worked. Come and pay your tithes.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Brighton EFL Cup 1 - 0 On 27th September 2023 by FalseProphet1(m): 3:42pm On Sep 27, 2023
Yamleg:
Same thing you said last week.
Una with unnecessary lies on this forum. Oya screenshot where I made this statement last week, you won't.
Family › Re: Would You Do This If You Were Offered $20million? (Shocking replies) by FalseProphet1(m): 3:40pm On Sep 27, 2023
Simple. Guys would happily watch, girl wouldn't.

For me, I'll happily watch it.

This I have seen.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Brighton EFL Cup 1 - 0 On 27th September 2023 by FalseProphet1(m): 3:38pm On Sep 27, 2023
If Chelsea wins Brighton, I'll deactivate this account.

This I have seen.
Celebrities › Re: “Go To Station And Report Yourself” — Bella Shmurda Replied Naira Marley by FalseProphet1(m):
I see this case dying a natural death.

This I have seen.
Education › Re: Young Lady's Emotional Reaction After Passing Her Nursing Exam by FalseProphet1(m): 12:24pm On Sep 27, 2023
I remember having this feeling back then when I used expo to write my theology exam and I wasn't caught. I passed with flying colors and became a prophet.

This I have seen.
Sports › Re: Spanish La Liga Clubside, Cadiz Join Nigerians In Mourning Mohbad by FalseProphet1(m): 11:54am On Sep 27, 2023
Seun why isn't Nairaland mourning mohbad, he is a yourba like you. If a highly racial country can mourn a black man they don't know, why can't his fellow yourba man mourn him, wetin man do man. 🥴

Anyways I see the government declaring 6 months holiday to mourn mohbad, I see see churches and mosques shutting down to mourn him, I see schools, banks, hospitals, clubs and ashewo joints all joining the mourning session.

This I have seen.
Culture › Re: IRIA - A Virgin Festival In Okrika, Rivers State by FalseProphet1(m): 7:32pm On Sep 26, 2023
They should keep 2 virgins for me, I'll come and marry them by Christmas.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: I Recorded Myself Naked In The Shower (pics) by FalseProphet1(m): 7:32pm On Sep 26, 2023
IconicR:
😂😂

Shebi he claimed to be showering then he should kukuma show us na
Lol
Romance › Re: I Recorded Myself Naked In The Shower (pics) by FalseProphet1(m): 6:54pm On Sep 26, 2023
IconicR:
You are not even in the shower and you didn't show us everything down to your foot
Why do you want to see his waist downwards...is there anything special about that particular region? 🤔
Sports › Re: Jadon Sancho Has Now Deactivated His Instagram Account. by FalseProphet1(m): 5:37pm On Sep 26, 2023
I see ManUtd sacking ten hag before the end of this season.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: NLC, TUC To Ground Activities Nationwide From Oct 3 by FalseProphet1(m): 4:53pm On Sep 26, 2023
This strike would not hold.

This I have seen.
Education › Re: Gunmen Shoot 3 Nasarawa Poly Students, Kidnap One by FalseProphet1(m):
I see Atiku reclaiming back his stolen mandate.

This I have seen.
Travel › Re: Five Die As Trailer Crashes Into Commercial Bus In Edo by FalseProphet1(m):
Nigeria is burning.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Atiku’s Aide, Phrank Shaibu Traumatised By Serial Electoral Defeats, Says APC by FalseProphet1(m):
I see Atiku regaining back his stolen mandate.

This I have seen.
Crime › Re: Force PRO, Olumuyiwa Adejobi: I Have Never Accepted Bribe In My Career by FalseProphet1(m):
Me I've never seen money in my life. 😏

This I have seen.
Crime › Re: 12-year-old Girl Confesses To Putting Sniper In Her Foster Mother's Food (video) by FalseProphet1(m): 11:08pm On Sep 25, 2023
AngelicBeing:
Where you there, meanwhile for posting this false predictions, Lucifer, Temi and the Queen mother will have you and Chisom for breakfast in your next appearance at the temple of Lucifer, Renounce Lucifer and give your life to Jesus Christ, Amen cheesy
😏
Crime › Re: 12-year-old Girl Confesses To Putting Sniper In Her Foster Mother's Food (video) by FalseProphet1(m): 9:26pm On Sep 25, 2023
The woman was maltreating her that's why she decided to end her life.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 7:28pm On Sep 25, 2023
Why will a guy date a girl for 6yrs, break up with her, then meet another girl within 5months and marry her. And later cheat on her with his ex of 6yrs. 🙄
Politics › Re: The Idiocy Of A tribalistic Nigerian. by FalseProphet1(op):
confusedlady:
I thought you people claimed the presidential election was massively rigged by Tinubu. Now you are saying another thing that he was voted for.
Obidients should decide on what happened during the elections. Was the election rigged or Tinubu was voted for?
Your username explains what you posted. No need to say more than this.
Politics › Re: The Idiocy Of A tribalistic Nigerian. by FalseProphet1(op): 6:19pm On Sep 25, 2023
No Igbo state has ever openly threatened the lives of their yourba neighbors because of elections.

But you yourbas keep doing this. And after the election it's not as if your lives would even be better. You usually end up worse than you were before the election.
Politics › Re: The Idiocy Of A tribalistic Nigerian. by FalseProphet1(op): 6:15pm On Sep 25, 2023
T9ksy:
HOW, may I ask, did the Yorubas introduced "tribalism" in to this country 's political arena?
APC and yourbas brought tribalism into Nigerian politics..

From 1999 to 2011, Nigerians voted based on who they feel would work.

But 2015 changed all that. The oba of Lagos openly threatened to throw Igbos into the lagoon if they don't vote for Buhari. Different yourba groups were sponsored by APC to threaten Igbos to either support them of leave their land.

2023, was a different ball game entirely. Yourbas literally threatened to kill Igbos if they vote for Peter Obi.

Insults and threats were flying left right and center. In my area, I wasn't even allowed to vote. We were sent back simply because we were Igbos.

The attached pictures were prior to 2015 elections when yourbas brought in tribalism into Nigerian politics.

Politics › Re: The Idiocy Of A tribalistic Nigerian. by FalseProphet1(op): 5:13pm On Sep 25, 2023
EmperorCaesar:
Bro, this is the height of hypocrisy
They blame others for what they do in their numbers cheesy cheesy
You can deny it all you want, yourbas are the ones who brought tribalism into Nigerian politics.
Politics › Re: US: Release Only Certificate To Atiku; Block CSU From Revealing Gender-Tinubu by FalseProphet1(m): 4:39pm On Sep 25, 2023
sad

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