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Sports › Re: Spain’s Coach Vilda Appears To Touch Female Inappropriately During Celebrations by FalseProphet1(m): 3:33pm On Aug 23, 2023
As a prophet I touch female members inappropriately when the agents of the dark forces chooses to hide where they think I won't unleash my wrath on them.

As long as the touch is productive, I don't see anything wrong with it.

This I have seen.
Autos › Re: BUA Chairman, Abdul Rabiu Voted 2023 'Man Of Year' (Igbere TV Award) by FalseProphet1(m): 3:20pm On Aug 23, 2023
I'm very disappointed that I didn't make that list despite the fact that all my prophesies have all come pass. How can Nigeria move forward when we cannot be honest with little things. Everyone knows that award belongs to me, but corruption and tribalism wouldn't all them give it to me.

Well I'll continue my prophesies and keep on winning spiritual awards.

This I have seen.
Celebrities › Re: Michelle Alozie And Davido Photo: Fans React by FalseProphet1(m):
Alozie is my member. Davido should thread with caution or I'll call down fire on him.

This I have seen.
Health › Re: I Went To See A Doctor Today Because Of My Illness And This Happened by FalseProphet1(m): 12:33pm On Aug 22, 2023
You'll be fine. It's nothing serious.

This I have seen.
Crime › Re: Police Neutralise Two Suspected Kidnappers, Rescue Victim In Enugu by FalseProphet1(m): 12:04pm On Aug 22, 2023
The South East shall be great again.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Men, Do You Still Take Women On A Date? by FalseProphet1(m): 2:36pm On Aug 21, 2023
Persephone1:
Yes! Ask Nazgul, he takes us to chicken republic grin
Who is nazgul, so you're cheating on me. After everything I have done for you. You're cheating on me, I can't believe this. Nigerian girls are all the same. 😔

This I have seen.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Malian & Burkinabe Troops Arrive Niger Amidst Cheers From Nigeriens by FalseProphet1(m): 10:10am On Aug 21, 2023
sad
Sports › Re: Olga Carmona Found Out Her Father Died After Scoring In The Final by FalseProphet1(m):
May his soul rest in peace.
Romance › Re: If You Decide To Go Off Social Media For One Year... by FalseProphet1(m): 9:22am On Aug 21, 2023
Persephone1:
Oh No 🤦
You can use the subscription to sow seed in my spiritual center. Ever since I married you, you've never supported my ministry. Do the right thing and shame the devil even if is for just once. 🙁
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Is Pregnant And I Am Jobless With No Cash by FalseProphet1(m): 1:56pm On Aug 20, 2023
The Hussle is real.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: How Long Can You Go Without Masturbating? by FalseProphet1(m): 1:53pm On Aug 20, 2023
FManager:
How long can you gents go without busting a nut, can you be able to go more than a week, i figure out I could suppress my urges by not busting a nut, what about you.

I know what am saying could be crazy, what changed for you, physically and spiritually.
If you want help come out and say it stop justifying masturbation. It makes people poor.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: If You Decide To Go Off Social Media For One Year... by FalseProphet1(m): 1:42pm On Aug 20, 2023
Persephone1:
Netflix and business grin

Maybe I will go out more too. lipsrsealed
Netflix is satanic, its being controlled by a demon named Belphegor. Once you start watching it, you're gone. Better repent and come and assist me in ringing bells in my spiritual center while I prophesy.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: If You Decide To Go Off Social Media For One Year... by FalseProphet1(m):
IconicR:
😂 it's expensive
Where are you from?
Romance › Re: If You Decide To Go Off Social Media For One Year... by FalseProphet1(m): 12:07pm On Aug 20, 2023
IconicR:
When did you pay bride price? 😂
Do they pay bride price in your place? 🙄
Romance › Re: If You Decide To Go Off Social Media For One Year... by FalseProphet1(m): 12:05pm On Aug 20, 2023
IconicR:
You are very funny sha
My wife how are you doing...I've missed you. smiley
Romance › Re: If You Decide To Go Off Social Media For One Year... by FalseProphet1(m): 11:55am On Aug 20, 2023
Boogyman557:
Holly Gram cool Very simple na..


WEED, ASHAWOO, VIDEO GAME, FOOTBALL SPORT..

THUNDER FIR SOCIAL MEDIA!

Although

E get one ASHAWOO bani way I NACK yesterday night, chai. dis girl nearly break my WAIST..


She use her too legs take tie me for WAIST..


As she de NACK me.. NaSo my PREEK de bend go one side..


She nearly chop off my PREEK with her TOTTO..


infact dis girl use SHOALING in the MONKEY SHADOW style take NACK NACK me..



Till now my WAIST still de pain me..



LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!
The dark forces are destroying you slowly. Send me a DM and I'll book an appointment with you for spiritual cleansing.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Northern Senators Worry Over Worsening Insecurity by FalseProphet1(m): 11:53am On Aug 20, 2023
obembet:
Even obi is 90% APC. Check everybody around him, u will understand beta.

Until we all start away from APC PDP or any past or Thier Thier present products.


I don't support Evil
You don't support evil, but you hate Igbos why, what did the Igbo man ever do to you?

And seeing how Nigerians are suffering, isn't it evil to continue to support the people that put them in such pains?
Politics › Re: Northern Senators Worry Over Worsening Insecurity by FalseProphet1(m): 11:03am On Aug 20, 2023
obembet:
It will not make obi become president...
You've started again abi. I guess you're still buying fuel at N68 per liter that's why you're still supporting APC. 😏
Romance › Re: If You Decide To Go Off Social Media For One Year... by FalseProphet1(m): 10:53am On Aug 20, 2023
I'll focus on my calling like I've been doing all these years.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Nigeria, Cameroon Stop Pro-Biafra Armed Group From Attacking Vessels by FalseProphet1(m): 10:45am On Aug 20, 2023
Lies and propaganda

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Northern Senators Worry Over Worsening Insecurity by FalseProphet1(m): 10:44am On Aug 20, 2023
I see the North protesting heavily against Tinubu, I see them unseating him.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 9:44pm On Aug 18, 2023
Paying school fees for your girlfriend is not different from betting.
Politics › Re: Subsidy Removal: FG Shocked Over High Food, Transportation Costs by FalseProphet1(m): 1:49pm On Aug 18, 2023
Buhari has successfully handed over his shock wave to Tinubu, I see Tinubu expressing more shocks in the coming months.

This I have seen.
Family › Re: The Word “Marriage Is Just For Once” Is A Scam Don't Fall For It? by FalseProphet1(m): 1:47pm On Aug 18, 2023
Any Nigerian man who spends above 300k to marry a non-virgin in this Tinubu's era needs to have his head examined.

This I have seen.
Celebrities › Re: Naira Marley Visits NDLEA Chiarman, Buba Marwa (Photos) by FalseProphet1(m):
I see him going into drugs, I see NDLEA not arresting him.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: What You Should Do About Your Partner's Past by FalseProphet1(m): 10:53pm On Aug 16, 2023
Persephone1:
Very funny! grin grin

Please it depends on the past . The past helps us to make decisions about the future.
😒
Romance › Re: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by FalseProphet1(m): 10:39pm On Aug 16, 2023
Apus:
Mamagee. you suppose don enter 50 by now.

Ageing fine though.
She's actually 65.

This I have seen.
Health › Re: Help. My Friend Is Experiencing Moving Object In His Body by FalseProphet1(m): 10:36pm On Aug 16, 2023
Take him to any MFM church for deliverance and he would be fine
Romance › Re: Married Woman Dies During Sex Romp With Bishop In Abia by FalseProphet1(m):
I see more married folks dying on top or under their partners in the coming months.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: I Just Broke Up With My Girlfriend And I'm Sad by FalseProphet1(m): 9:53pm On Aug 16, 2023
Persephone1:
Lol 😂 🤣 🤣 🤣
You will call volcano join self grin grin grin grin
Are you mocking my anointing? 😒
Romance › Re: I Just Broke Up With My Girlfriend And I'm Sad by FalseProphet1(m): 9:51pm On Aug 16, 2023
Persephone1:
Sarah is heartless. All that epistle and the response is Okay? grin grin grin

Shuntell's mom? Are you a single dad? huh
Don't ever treat me this way or else I'll call down fire on you.
Family › Re: Sleeping Positions: Mom & Dad's,what's Your Experience? by FalseProphet1(m): 9:50pm On Aug 16, 2023
Persephone1:
Falseprophet1 you have an apprentice here.

Baby be raising hands like she's showering anointing at a crusade grin grin grin
She's a prophetess and would do great works and miracles for the Lord.

This I have seen.

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