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Business / Re: Bags Of Shredded Old Naira Notes Allegedly Dumped By CBN (Video) by fantastic1: 12:41pm On Mar 14, 2023
Ogonimilitant:
Buhari is wicked. Why destroying this instead of giving them to the poor masses if you don't need them.
You obviously know nothing about monetary policies. Where in the world is cash meant to be destroyed, handed over to poor people? Have you considered how the inflation caused by that will bite you in the ass?

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Politics / Re: Benue: Fr. Alia Takes Campaign To Governor Ortom’s Local Government by fantastic1: 5:09am On Feb 20, 2023
SmartPolician:
When did Catholic priests start contesting in elections? 🙄🙄🙄🙄

Priest are not Nigerians abi? They don’t have the civic responsibility to vote and be voted for right?
Family / Re: Oga Sir!!! Even If She Offends You, Eat Her Food. by fantastic1: 10:57am On Feb 14, 2023
BigBrother9ja:
Mumu
Not all these daughters of Jezebel of this generation...
Eat her food, eat poison and DIE!
Few months after, she'll be riding another man while you rot underground.

STAY WOKE!

Hope you will stop eating your wife’s food forever? Poison avoider
Politics / Re: Lagos Is The Centre Of Good Governance In Nigeria - Peter Obi by fantastic1: 11:43pm On Feb 12, 2023
seunmsg:
At least, the debate about the best governed state in Nigeria is over. Peter Obi himself has acknowledged Lagos and not Anambra or Adamawa as the best governed state in Nigeria. If you want good governance replicated all over Nigeria, vote for the man that instituted good governance in Lagos.



https://twitter.com/peterobi/status/1624477191684734979?s=46&t=2VRQ8SO05hoNvNVT_1qkug

Height of desperation will make people seize to use their brains. Central to and centre of, are they the same thing?
Romance / Re: I Hate My Sister by fantastic1: 11:13am On Feb 11, 2023
Hatrick01:
Thats why i am happy having no sister.

Boys are men really

No chaos in my family

Just thank God you have good siblings. I have wonderful sisters and brothers.
I still know of family where it is guys that give the most trouble.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Argentina Approves High Denomination Bill As Inflation Nears 100% by fantastic1: 7:05pm On Feb 03, 2023
thebosstrevor1:
Nigeria might get to these level if time is not taken
Are they not better than Nigeria? Their 2000 is worth $6.
Ours is about 3 dollars
Religion / Re: Pastor Sam Adeyemi & His Wife Return To Nigeria After Two Years by fantastic1: 5:20pm On Jan 26, 2023
uncleck:
So the COVID came and they abandoned their followers and ran away? I'm sure they were still contributing offerings and tithes to send them abroad. The God that made it possible for their children to school in the US could not help their sheep in Nigeria
Where in the world was there not covid?
Family / Re: Am I Being Manipulated? Is Her Anger Justified? by fantastic1: 5:49am On Jan 22, 2023
Do not ever abandon your sister. Life can be funny. Younger siblings can stand for older siblings. Same blood runs in your veins.

As for your girlfriend, I don’t know what to say to you
Romance / Re: Sex Is Getting Really Hard To Get These Days. I'm tired by fantastic1: 1:08pm On Jan 03, 2023
When will you start washing her panties and running errand for her? Some of you act like fools when you have money to spend.
Romance / Re: My Ex Is Threatening Me by fantastic1: 11:32am On Dec 19, 2022
Call her bluff. She can go to hell for all you care. Even God will be angry with you for self sabotaging yourself because of a cheat, a manipulator and a deceiver.

An angry woman is dangerous. But this world is dangerous too. So there is nothing new there. Remember to pray always and not lose sleep over a loser of a woman who only wants to destroy you.

In your future endeavor with women, never display weakness. Tolerating nonsense shows to a woman you are weak. Women don’t support weak men. They punish them!

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Family / Re: Mum Shocked As Her Daughter Keeps Bringing Different Animals Home (Video) by fantastic1: 1:30pm On Dec 17, 2022
She should be happy it’s not different boys lol
Romance / Re: My Husband Is On Dating App In The UK And Has Consistently Lied To Me by fantastic1: 3:44pm On Dec 09, 2022
Your constant nagging and fights won’t change anything. Tell him you are not comfortable with him on the dating app and that should be the end of that.

Na u one give yourself depression. Overthinking no Dey solve problem.
Politics / Re: "Lagos Is For Obi" Banner Spotted In Front Of A Woman's Shop (Photo) by fantastic1: 12:38am On Dec 05, 2022
This must be Jimoh bus stop, Shasha road close to Egbeda Lagos
Food / Re: How To Cook Egusi Soup With Scent Leaf And Ugu Leaf - Frying Method (Pix,Video) by fantastic1: 8:21pm On Dec 03, 2022
I just want you to know I’m your biggest fan here. All of your recipe I tried was a banger back to back.
Keep doing what you do.

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Religion / Re: Aerial Footage Of Experience In Lagos Last Night (Photos ) by fantastic1: 4:59pm On Dec 03, 2022
dazzlingd:
The number of foolish people in Nigeria
I'm not talking about supporters of obi, I'm talking about those ones that attend the so called experience like a ritual.
Ask hem why they attend experience or what they gain from it, nothing tangible
You are an idi*t.
Nobody needs to explain to you why they need to go for a program.
If they go for fun, then that’s great enough reason and the benefit is fun reduces stress. So get the f**k out of here.
Politics / Re: MURIC Accuses Governor Adeleke Of Marginalizing Christians In Osun by fantastic1: 8:53pm On Dec 02, 2022
TheLawAsItIs:


https://saharareporters.com/2022/12/01/islamic-group-muric-accuses-governor-adeleke-marginalising-christians-osun-appointing
This MURIC will stop at nothing, until he sees Christians and Muslims at each other’s throat.

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Religion / Re: Catholic Bishop Of Nsukka Onah Singing Kizz Daniel's Song 'Cough' (Video) by fantastic1: 2:49pm On Nov 28, 2022
God1000:
A whole bishop is doing this, he has lost his moral authority
Shut up. Tell me one thing he did that is so bad? Wait, are Christians not meant to sing secular and contemporary songs? Please what songs were sang at the wedding of canaan? Worship songs I guess. Nonsense
Sports / Re: Eden Hazard To Madrid Fans: I Am Sorry For Flopping At Real Madrid by fantastic1: 7:28pm On Nov 16, 2022
habsydiamond:
Atimes staying put where u are successful is better than seeking for another adventure cos the devil u know may be better than the angel u never know

If you don’t move, you will never find out. If you stay in one place all your life, you will cuss yourself when you are old for not making the best use of your youth.

Don’t be a coward.
Family / Re: What Is My Wife Doing ? Cheating? by fantastic1: 9:42pm On Nov 14, 2022
One lesson I have learnt from women and I have never been wrong once is, if you forgive a cheating woman, she sees you as soft and punish you for it.

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Politics / Re: PDP Crisis: Why Is Atiku Afraid To Let Ayu Go? by fantastic1: 7:58am On Nov 12, 2022
Felimax:
Why is Wike and his fools afraid of Ayu should be the right questions.
Wake up, PDP has moved on.

All what was written, flew over your big head? Politics is a game of interest. Now read again and calm down to understand.

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Family / Re: The Cousin My Mum Brought To My House Has Destroyed My Son by fantastic1: 2:26pm On Nov 08, 2022
Weirdcamila:
Send the boy away , try and orient your son.
He’s young and can still get over it .
This is indeed very bad

Send a rapist away?
Arrest the modafucker

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Career / Re: Jessikah Inaba Becomes UK's First Blind Black Barrister (Photos) by fantastic1: 2:27pm On Oct 31, 2022
VeryWickedMan:
Blind indeed but if prick slide out she can put it back fast without assistance.
She can’t see doesn’t mean she can’t function. At least she can use her brain better than you ever will if this is all you can come up with

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Religion / Re: Bulletproof Car Not Anointing Oil Saved SULEMAN by fantastic1: 9:50am On Oct 23, 2022
Dtruthspeaker:


They were evils like you and turn by turn your turn is coming.

The people that died because of Suleman were evil that’s why God allowed them to be killed?

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Romance / Re: I Almost Murdered My Girlfriend For Cheating On Me. But GOD Stopped Me. by fantastic1: 6:19pm On Oct 04, 2022
First time I will use the word SIMP. You are willing to murder for pussy? Probably throw your whole life away? How much have you fucking spent that will make you consider that in your thick skull? How much?

Does your life mean nothing to you?
Damn. Damn.
For your heart to consider murder, you have done it already. You should be scared of yourself. You need to be protected against yourself. You need to grow.
Politics / Re: Princewill: Split Votes Between Supporters Of Obi, Atiku May Give Tinubu Victory by fantastic1: 6:17am On Oct 04, 2022
Na only Tinubu no go get split abi. Agbado analysis.

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Religion / Re: How Has God Been Faithful To You In The Last 9 Months by fantastic1: 10:36am On Oct 02, 2022
I was in an accident twice. Underwent surgery on my shoulders. I was told I can’t use my hand in a year.
If you look at me now, you wouldn’t know that all those stuff happened to me.
My physique is amazing for someone that went through those physical, emotional and financial trauma.
My hand that can’t be used for more than a year was able to pull 200kg deadlift 2 days back.
My shoulder is completely healed and certified okay by professionals.
People said this is the worst year of my life. People said I lost a lot of months due to treatment.
I say it is my best year yet. It is the year God went all out to save my ass.

This man typing is grateful.

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Politics / Re: Train Kidnap; "We Are Relying On God" For Release Of Remaining Victims - FG by fantastic1: 10:31am On Oct 02, 2022
Madness. No action from government? You don’t negotiate with terrorist how about send in a rescue squad?

Bastards!
TV/Movies / Re: This Is The Type Of Boring And Meaningless Movies My Wife Enjoy Watching. by fantastic1: 1:22pm On Oct 01, 2022
Fred166:
Good evening everyone.

Most nigerian movies can be so meaningless. You can even fathom the message they are trying to pass. Always acting meaningless scripts with funny titles.

We also have a TV in our bedroom, so my wife was watching a Nigerian movie while I was working on my office files.

I can't even puzzle out the excitement in that movie. All I was hearing is some lousy actors making noise and the poor suspense sound track. You need to see my wife looking so tensed & serious, flapping her both hands like a bird that is about to fly while screaming “enter the car drive! drive! drive!

I said Aunty easy o, Then I asked her the title of the movie, she said "The pregnant ghost". I said pls came again, you say? She didn't answer then I picked up the remote to check the title then booom!! The pregnant ghost

I was just laughing seriously, I've to capture it. then I asked her whether she have seen a ghost before not to talk of a pregnant one? And she said what! If I want to know if ghost dey carry belle that I should join her and watch the movie too.

I jejely carried my office files and my laptop, walk straight to the sitting and continue my job. Because if I talk otherwise about that movie na problem for me and I don't want her wahala this night.

Then she asked where am I going? I said this movie is so interesting and it's making me loose focus on the work I'm doing, so I'm going to the sitting room were I can concentrate.

Abeg, those of you that watch this kind of movie, please what are the moral lessons?

Abeg leave her to enjoy her movie. If my wife like, let she watch Zeeworld, as far she is a good woman, make she Dey enjoy the nonsense dey go. That na small challenge when no need my attention at all

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Food / Re: How To Make Spicy Peanut Butter With A Blender | Ose Oji, Okwu Ose(Photos,Video) by fantastic1: 10:52am On Sep 29, 2022
gloryhomemaker:
This video gives a detailed do it yourself simple steps on how to make spicy peanut butter with a blender. You can enjoy this peanut butter with bread, garden egg, cucumber, cola nut, bitter cola, etc.

It's so simple you will wonder why you haven't been making it yourself before.

Ingredients:

Salted roasted groundnuts/peanuts
Dry pepper
Ehuru seeds
Salt (if the groundnuts were not salted)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p13VaHGpC0g

STEPS:

I used roasted groundnuts.
You will need a high processor blender.
Squash or pound the groundnuts first.
Pour in the blender, add in dry pepper as you can tolerate, add in Ehuru seeds, start blending.
Blend small portions per time.
When it starts gumming, use spatula to break it up and keep blending.
Blend till the friction melts the groundnuts into a running liquid.
It thickens when it cools down.
Pour into an airtight container and store on your shelf or fridge.
Always scoop with a clean spoon to avoid contaminating the rest.
Don't lick the spoon and put it back into the jar grin



Thank you. Being a foodie and an athlete, I always find your post interesting. Thanks for the update.

Something happened last night. I made 2 soups. Oha and bitterleaf following your pattern for the bitterleaf. I was told both soups are prepared same way except for the vegetables used. But the Oha didn’t come out well. I think the oil was too much. I’m thinking of buying Oha leaves and adding to the soup. I’m a Warri guy who likes trying different things in the kitchen whenever I get time from work or from the gym. Thank you.

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Politics / Re: Video Of People Paid To Attend A Rally Was Not APC But A LP Bus (Picture) by fantastic1: 9:04am On Sep 29, 2022
plaindealer:


https://twitter.com/VictorIsrael_/status/1575100549699338240?t=lP1u5LnwAL7TmROy2ib1Sw&s=19

See ObiDatti Flag on top of the bus...

grin grin
Nonsense crazy idiots. So if LP wants to brand a bus, they will put it on a place where it will not be visible. God go punish all of una with una nonsense photoshop
Family / Re: When Last Did You Send Money To Your Parent? by fantastic1: 8:58pm On Sep 22, 2022
Them get money pass me well well
Food / Re: How To Cook Delicious Edikang-Ikong Soup With Ugu And Water Leaf (Photos, Video) by fantastic1: 3:16pm On Sep 06, 2022
gloryhomemaker:
This is another vegetable soup recipe with Ugu leaves (pumpkin leaves) and water leaves. This cook with me video is well detailed on how to cook Nigerian vegetable soup popularly know as Edikang-Ikong. This soup is full of delicious goodness.

Ingredients:

Beef
Ugu (Pumpkin leaves)
Water leaves
Kpomo
Kpanla fish
Dried Catfish
Stock fish
Crayfish
Yellow scent peppers
Red peppers
Onions
Palm oil
Seasoning cubes
Salt to taste


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAarLBtqlt4

I followed your recipe and instruction to make bitterleaf soup. I will never buy bitterleaf soup outside again as I made the best bitterleaf soup I have eaten in my life.

Thanks for what you do

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