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Sports / Re: Alonso: Amid Bayern Munich, Liverpool Links, I'll Stay as Coach at Leverkusen by fantastic1: 6:13pm On Mar 29
YoungLionken:
Leverkusen would be best for him because he's not that good as a coach for Liverpool FC or Bayern Munich, or else he would flop and it will tell on any of the teams..

Xabi Alonso of yesteryears, his shot power and accuracy ehn cool. How time flies...
Some of you are just total rubbish. It is unbelievable how you criticize. Maybe your personal life is even a mess. How is a manager, who hasn’t lost any match this season not good as a coach?

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Family / Re: If You Are The Poorest Amongst Your Siblings Avoid Family Gatherings. by fantastic1: 1:55pm On Jan 01
Which kind family una come from? For our family we Dey respect elders. I be last born. That one no mean say I go talk to my senior anyhow for family meeting or gathering because say I get money pass am.

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Family / Re: I Want To Cancel The Marriage Plans. Is It Worth It? by fantastic1: 5:43pm On Dec 30, 2023
Do you want to die young? If not, run for your life.
Celebrities / Re: Emeka Ike Recounts Failed Marriage, How Ex-Wife Made Him Lose His Properties by fantastic1: 1:15pm On Dec 18, 2023
Ms202309:
Assualt should never be tolerated by any gender, any age or anyone

You have no right to hit, slap or physically attack any adult
I want to bet my bank account that you never watched the video but you must have an opinion.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Joe Biden's Dog, Commander, Removed From White House After Biting secret Agents by fantastic1: 3:01pm On Oct 05, 2023
Hemeenworth:
Hmmm...
Commander doing a nice job

Preemptive

Trust no one

I love animals very intelligent and their sense of organs very enhanced

But what baffles me is how humans still claim they are the most intelligent of all animals! Name top ten intelligent animals humans will not make the top ten.. cat is so smart that even if falling down from any height it will never fall awkwardly and break neck. Dog sense of hearing is too sharp reason a dog was able to detect the vibration sound of Turkey earthquake and started backing a day before the earthquake
Something our so called prophet, native doctor and pastor could not see with their yeye spiritual eye

Humans are very dull. The only animals whose mind can be conditioned to believe In the existence of one supreme being up there in the sky called God that does not exist. Ask humans what is keeping them alive. They will tell you grace of God. So what now happened to the forty thousand people that died in Turkey earthquake? Or rather the people dying everyday...Oh maybe God those not give a fuckkk about them! Hahah

Lol shut up. A Lion could have typed this. Right?
Travel / Re: Nigerian With Permanent US Resident, Almost Denied Entry To Visa Free Country by fantastic1: 6:54am On Sep 26, 2023
ElSudani:
Absolute nonsense. If you have a US passport to a visa free country why would you present a Nigerian passport with it?

These Obidients and their childish lies.

See how dull you sound. Where did you read that he has a US passport? Did he tell you he is a US citizen? He said permanent resident. It is the dvmb people like you that also like your post I pity.

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Politics / Re: Don’t Let Nigerian Govt Take Me Away - David Hundeyin Begs Ghanaian President by fantastic1: 2:34pm On Sep 21, 2023
tinsel:

The boy was stupid to have released that secret military memo. He shows his juvenile there. Not everything you dish out to the public. Hold some and keep some. What he did is a treasonable offense.
He did not think about the lives of those soldiers.
That release saved lives. That release prevented war. Keep licking the ass of blood suckers
Family / Re: I Want To Divorce And Live Alone by fantastic1: 6:30pm On Sep 12, 2023
ADURA123:
Good evening fellow NL members,
My story may be long but pls endeavor to read to the end so that you can make proper suggestions or advice.

I have been married for more than 10yrs now with beautiful kids, my marriage is one that many Young guy will wish to have, but along the the line I don't know what happened things begin to nose dive. In the last 6yrs I discovered that I struggle to make love to my wife, she will either tell you ohh, she is tire or she don't like sex much..this I have endured for all this years with no cheating.
Her qualities are
She can cook
She can keep the house clean
She can manage resources
And she is accommodating to my people
In all this years I have never cheated on her, proudly saying it coz my dad warned me of cheating on my wife rather I should divorce her and go for another wife.

My qualities are
I work and earn like about 700k net a month.
I give feeding allowance and personal total of 100k a month while I invest the rest on a project which she is aware of.
I don't drink or smoke
I don't keep late night
and I am the best friend to her and my kids.
Honestly having talk to her for over 5yrs on this issues of love making and she refused to change, then I have decided to yield to my dad advice and ask her to leave...she is not aware of this plan, but trust me it will hit her.
I allow her to do little job to have her own finance is not as if she contribute anything in the house, but she is claiming stubborn, I love her so much, it will hurt me to cheat on her, something I have not done since I got married to her.
I plan moving to a new place in February, and she doesn't fit into my plans.

My decision between now and December is
1 Avoid asking her for lobe making
2 Continue taking care of her so she won't suspect anything
3 when she comes close I avoid her.
4 February I issues divorce papers and give her like 1m to go get her life back

Is there anything more I can do for her?
Advice me pls...

Don’t divorce her

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Celebrities / Re: Moyo Lawal Confirms Sextape, Threatens Legal Action For Breach Of Privacy by fantastic1: 6:05am On Sep 11, 2023
Bilabong:
But she said it wasn't hers on X
Learn to distinguish between fake account and real ones
Politics / Re: Tinubu Presidential Legal Team Clarifies 'header' On copies of PEPC Judgement by fantastic1: 5:57pm On Sep 09, 2023
assholemods:

So why not check the other parties if the header is there or not. They have prepared another food for you people to wail on...
You did not answer the damn question. Is not like they make it different for every party involved. It is same judgement. It’s not that there are going to be limited copy so they have to mark theirs. And yes. It is in the ones all parties got. Atiku is even currently questioning the header. Bunch of frauds.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Presidential Legal Team Clarifies 'header' On copies of PEPC Judgement by fantastic1: 5:53pm On Sep 09, 2023
Nonsense lies. Why put that header when everybody is getting the same copy? Liars. Devils.

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Religion / Re: "Things Are Not Going Well For Us" Happieboys Apologise To Apostle Chinyere (vid by fantastic1: 11:36am On Sep 09, 2023
This boys are fools.
Romance / Re: Should I Allow My Womanizing Friend Date My Sister by fantastic1: 4:15pm On Aug 27, 2023
Give what chance? He wan just chop your sister. If he meant well, he would have spoken to you about it.

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Romance / Re: Help, Redpill Eventually Damaged My Lovely Relationship by fantastic1: 6:22pm On Aug 26, 2023
This was on you bro. You ruined what was beautiful. Having abundance mentality doesn’t mean hurting your partner like some crazy head post here. It means growing in such a way that multiple women are attracted to you. Having the option to choose. Not being afraid to walk away if she misbehaves. It doesn’t mean treating a princess badly. Go sort yourself
Family / Re: My Brother In-law Is Making Advances At Me by fantastic1: 3:31pm On Aug 13, 2023
Act now. Nobody will believe you when it happens. Act Now!!!
Family / Re: My Brother In-law Is Making Advances At Me by fantastic1: 3:30pm On Aug 13, 2023
kestolove95:
Dress properly always cover it body while Ur husband is away
How old are you?
Romance / Re: New Marriage About To Crash. by fantastic1: 1:54pm On Aug 09, 2023
Madam shut up. Women will always dodge accountability. A man earns that little and una wan kill am with bill. Yes he was extorted. Your hand in marriage. You should be happy he wants to marry you in as much as he should be happy marrying you.

He is married now and servicing loans are choking him and you want him to be happy. You didn’t know how he got the money because you and your greedy father never cared. All you want is a big wedding to boast your ego. Face your problem.

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Career / Re: Reasons Why I Don't Tell People My Salary by fantastic1: 3:41pm On Jul 10, 2023
Karlifate:
Entitlement mentality.

👌

This is not about entitlement. Did you just learn the word?
Science/Technology / Re: Robots Promise To Not Steal Jobs & Rebel Against Humans At Robot Conference - PX by fantastic1: 6:47am On Jul 08, 2023
BloomingDale:
What of the robots that killed all the Japanese scientists nko? They managed to disarm and deactivate the robots, but one of the robots was able to latch onto a program code via satellite to reprogram itself. It was all kept hush hush. Dey there make the robots dey whine una.

If it was kept secret, how did you find out?
Programming / Re: Sultan Akintunde Set For Guinness World Record For Longest Software Coding Time by fantastic1: 5:17am On Jun 12, 2023
Olasyke:
So every clown from the nigga area now wants to break a record?
Yes. Any problem with that?

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Investment / Re: How Farmforte Owners Duped Investors Of Billions Of Naira by fantastic1: 5:24pm On Jun 11, 2023
I do not blame anyone who fell for this. It is not even greed. How else do you hope of retiring and enjoying without investments? Like that accountant, he must have done his background checks. He must have seen that the company is into actual agriculture and investments. He must have seen that they have a world class cashew farm that even the governor of Edo state, commissioned. Anybody that is serious about investment can fall into this kind of scam. The scam is too clean for you to see loopholes. People that have not invested a kobo in their lives, will come here to mock others.

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Food / Re: Damilola Adeparusi Turns Off Gas To Pick Beans (Video, Photos) by fantastic1: 5:46pm On Jun 10, 2023
Helpfromabove1:
This one no get Hilda baci kind of yash

And she never enter the olosho business

No sponsor and hipping like Hilda baci , dammie go do breast and button surgery first

That’s Hilda secret
Yansh and Breast also made her stand for the period she stood cooking right? You see a girl doing well and your insecure little ass can’t fathom how a girl can be that resilient and you still found a way to say it is because she is a prostitute. Is it olosho business she was doing when she cooked in the eyes of the world to break the record? Can you even work straight for 48hours? Little man

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Nairaland / General / Re: At Your Age, Which Animal Are You Scared Of? by fantastic1: 2:47pm On Jun 07, 2023
prezee1:

Cockroach is an insect
Insects are plants
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Travel / Re: ‘It Was Chartered From Ethiopia’, Nigeria Air MD Breaks Silence On Controversy by fantastic1: 12:28am On Jun 07, 2023
They needed to show investors and Nigerians because neither have seen a plane before. Crazy idiots.

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Politics / Re: Evil Designs Being Hatched Against Me & My Supporters - Peter Obi by fantastic1: 10:23am On Jun 01, 2023
He is a billionaire that can actually help your life and those of your generation to come. You are fighting for your belle today but Tinubu will not be there forever, that’s even if you are truly going to benefit. But if Nigeria is fixed, you and your children to come will live in a sane society with limitless opportunities. Bye

NzogbuNzogbu:
Attention seeker

You sure you don't need donation?
Family / Re: Women Are Not Divorcing Men In Nigeria Enough! - Vash Offo by fantastic1: 5:33pm On May 24, 2023
So every marriage in Nigeria is like the nonsense you posted? She made a choice of marrying a controlling and insecure man. She made her decision to leave. Don’t come here to act like this is the norm.

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me by fantastic1: 6:56pm On May 21, 2023
This one is obviously still a child. What stupid laws? She is manipulating you and you are falling for it. OGs in the game are advising you and you acting stubborn only to be like a vegetable before your girlfriend. When girls know you are needy and you act like you can’t do without them, they turn your heart to foot match. A girl left you and you are acting like the world ended. When you beg her you will either irritate her more or she will end up walking all over you which you obviously don’t mind because you lack self respect.
Education / Re: Zulu Maiden Flashes Her Panties While Celebrating On Graduation Stage by fantastic1: 5:25am On May 12, 2023
I can bet none of them are offended. That is a Zulu traditional dance step she just performed. You are experiencing culture shock
fidelmarshal199:
The certificate should be rescinded with immediate alacrity. How can a so-called graduate throw decency out of the window in front of academia. The school has failed in 1 of their responsibility

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Russian & Ukrainian Politicians Fight During Summit In Turkey (Video) by fantastic1: 10:42pm On May 04, 2023
These stupid politicians think this is a joke. Thousands of lives of innocent people have been killed and they are throwing kids gloves here. When the politicians start fighting the battle they created in the first place, they will be taken serious.
WriterNig:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qVqZaZ_YOM


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVtns4qIWj8


>> Video Source
Romance / Re: My Partner’s Betrayal Has Pushed Me To Depression , Please Help by fantastic1: 6:05pm On Apr 19, 2023
How old are you?
concho:
We started dating when she got admission in 2018. She was a novice and a church girl then .
There was nothing like intimacy till 2021 and that was when I deflowered her ,

Since I promised my self that I must marry who ever I deflowered , I started taking care of some parts of her needs hoping that I will get financially stable and settle down with her .

She was the type of girl that everyone assumed to be an angel . I trusted her more than anything on earth .

She is too jealous that she suspects that I’m cheating even when I was not . She misinterprets everything an opposite sex sends to me

Fast forward to 2022 . She visited one day and got upset that another girl referred to me as “babe” on chat instead of saying “hi” . I insisted that she brings her own phone so I check if a guy has never called her babe

On getting to her chat , I noticed this guy that she saved as “my favorite” . They had no chats (she deletes everything) . I decided to dig deeper only to find out that this guy has been going to her house (family house ) to sleep with her . It’s not once , it’s not twice . And it was frequent the period she even said I should give her space that they were doing family prayers

The worst is that I told the mum and elder siblings out of anger. They did absolutely nothing . The mum only denied knowing that the guy comes around when everyone is out

A month later, I saw a chat of the mum asking her why she doesn’t pick the guy’s call again . I almost ran mad

She has promised and vouched that she won’t try such again and doesn’t know what came over her her .

I have tried everything possible to forgive her since no one treats me the way she does , but I keep loosing weight and falling sick by day .

I’m currently depressed and don’t know what to do again
Politics / Re: Prof. Yemi Oke Writes US President Biden, PM Of Canada In Response To Chimamanda by fantastic1: 8:29am On Apr 10, 2023
LegendHero:
The moment I saw the premise of Chiamanda argument where she claimed most polls show Obi will win as her basis for her belief that the mandate thief call Obi won the election was when I know she is sick upstairs.

They shouldn’t take her serious. Defeat is hard to swallow for some people and their hatred make them take rash decision.

USA already congratulated Tinubu and strategically planning on how to maintain cordial relationship with Nigeria considering the fact that China is somehow strong in Africa now.

Shiamanda can write what she want, it’s her right. However, what she writes belong to the dustbin as USA will only work based on what their diplomat says and not some hateful tribal bigot like Shimpazeamanda.

You just dumb. Yes she said most polls shows Obi is ahead but she also mentioned that she was ready to accept whatever outcome. Everything happening today, will bite you people hard in years to come.
Politics / Re: 2023 Election: Nigerians Not Courts Should Choose Leaders - Goodluck Jonathan by fantastic1: 10:27am On Mar 19, 2023
inoki247:
Lol no be Court una colet for ur Bayelsa...
Do you have a problem with comprehension or you decided that being slow is best for you

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