₦airaland Forum

faceland:
So because you did a quick Google search you think you are more educated? You have been murdering the English grammar here for almost two day. I am sure you can't speak more than two languages but still can't master any.

Unfortunately we are not on the same level to even have a casual conversation (you're painfully ignorant &;pretending to be knowable).

Please go and drink the bodily discharge of your cows and leave me alone.

So you're seriously telling me that one needs to do a quick Google search to know that you can boil milk to kill parasites? You should have used that same Google search to learn that drinking milk has got nothing to do with Kenya's low life expectancy.

As for murdering English, you don't have a monopoly on it. Let me join you to murder English, Mr. "Am I a caff that I should be drinking milk?"

Someone who thinks that there are people in SA who live in the bush and rely only on milk for survival cannot tell me anything about ignorance. Where did you get this from anyway? Which people in SA live in the bush?

GloriousGbola:
I'm sorry. I have go make a confession. . I have er misplaced the last picture you sent me. Pls can you send it again? So I will not make this heinous, disgraceful and shocking mistake of misidentifying your beautiful mammary glands. Please forgive my carelessness and send me a new picture as you do.

See ehn, this your request will put me into a lot of trouble.

All the family elders, chiefs, village elders, church elders and pastors, the bishop and a representative from the local county assembly will summon me for a hearing, where I'll have to show cause why I shouldn't be publicly banished from Oga's house carrying only a bundle of folded clothes and bare necessities on my head.

The story will then appear on Nairaland where the usual incels will have a field day using me as an example of why women and men aren't "equal", why men should only pick virgins, and why men should do DNA tests on all their children. Some will vouch to stay away from women completely, while others will reiterate that women should only be kept around to be used and discarded.

Go through all that wahala because I must send pictures to someone who just wants to chop and clean mouth? Nah, I'll keep my pictures.

folake4u:
On behalf of Nigerians, we dash him to our neighbour, Cameroun.

Dash him to Chad abeg!

folake4u:
Fatality.

Folake, we all know Nigerians are generally knowledgeable. I don't know where this one came from. Sounding like someone who's never left his village.

GloriousGbola:
come on now - we know you are a masai maiden . everyone in kenya is a nomadic cattle herder who lives on a diet of cows milk and blood

no be you be this?

Lol! You of all people should know that those are not my glorious bosoms!!

I have to give it to the Maasais though. Those fellows are effortlessly lean. Kinda like the Fulani people. But you see the rest of us? We have to "work" to keep everything from bulging out. We can't even have ice-cream in peace.

faceland:
Do you know what life expectancy is?
If life expectancy is 63 (in school that is approximately 60), that means most of them would drop dead before they reach approximately 60. So am still right to say they quench in their 50's... Anyway keep drinking your milk. I suspect you have a milk products you want to sell here on Nairaland to be advocating sucking discharge from cows instead of water.

I was pointing out, they have parasite from the host cow being transferred to a human consumer.

Sorry to say, but you sound like someone who's never been to any school. I'm even surprised you can type. Did you ever learn anything about Louis Pasteur in primary school? There are no parasites transferred from cows to humans because the milk goes through a process of pasteurisation, which eliminates pathogens from the milk. It's very basic science.

Milk isn't used as a replacement for water. Do you stop taking water because you take Stout or fruit juice?

faceland:
Your online source is Google Snippet showing data during the 2020 pandemic era.

Other websites dedicated to statistics alone will say 50s (which is very much the same thing and more updated than Google Snippet from the year 2020)... That is just life expectancy, could be accident or aids.

As an ignorant South Africans, you might be shocked to find out that they are different type of Nigerians (different from the Igbo hustlers you see on your street). Some eat nothing else but milk for months (because they have no other food source while in the bush).

It doesn't matter which data we use. Whether it's data from 2020 or 2024, the Kenyan life expectancy, while not impressive, is higher than Nigeria's.

You're the ignorant one if you believe there are people in SA who live in the bush and survive on milk only. Where did you get that from?
So they can afford cows, but cannot afford food?

Mindlog:
Nice one but Equity bank Kenya no go easily gree shift for Access Holdings.

Not just Equity Bank Mindlog.
All the other banks that have been around even before we were born; the likes of Standard Chartered, Absa (formerly Barclays), NCBA (formerly NIC & CBA), Cooperative Bank and DTB no go gree shift for Access, unless the latter is introducing a very new (and probably risky) product into the market, targeting both business establishments and individuals.

I'm curious to uncover what big plans they have for National Bank of Kenya, as they have an extremely unimpressive financial history. This a company which at one point was the only bank in Kenya making losses. It was controlled by the state, so politicians would borrow millions of shillings and deliberately default on payment. Needless to say, it went downhill, like any other thing involving Kenyan politicians.
KCB Group then acquired the dying company and it seems they've been unable to resuscitate it, hence the move to sell it to Access. If NBK was a country it would be Chad. Purchasing such a company is usually not advised, but then again, what do I know?

faceland:
Hope you know that most KENYAN men die in their 50's because of the PARASITE in their stomach from drinking mike.

Am I caff (or goat's kid) that I should be drinking milk?

Please do not make claims you can't substantiate on a public forum. According to online sources, the average life expectancy for Kenya is 63 years, while it's 53 years for Nigeria. Sure there are Kenyan men who meet their death while in their 50s, but it's not the norm as you're trying to imply, and it's certainly not as a result of drinking milk. Lol!

There are no parasites from the milk they drink as you claim because most Kenyan households brew their milk tea to boiling point and those who choose to take cold milk will usually find pasteurised milk packaged in sachets and plastic bottles. There are also those who milk their own cows in their homesteads and they will sieve and boil the milk before allowing it to cool, ready for sale or for domestic consumption.

One doesn't need to be a caff calf to take milk.
Nigerians are just not "milk people", just like Kenyans and South Africans aren't "palm oil people" and that's okay.

The woman's emotional wounds run so deep; she's damaged beyond repair. Her heart so fragmented to the point where she's become a danger to her own child.

We all know that her reluctance to divorce her husband stems from a lifetime of societal conditioning that glorifies being "wanted" by a man above all else for women.

I'm usually inclined to sympathise with women who are victims of cruel husbands; but you see these pickmeishas with the self esteem of a toilet brush? Those women who prioritize male approval over the safety of their children? The same group who are constantly ready to fight other women over petty stuff, but cannot defend her child from a rapist? They disgust me profoundly.

Hell will break loose I'm telling you.

GloriousGbola:
fucck around and find out made manifest

Shut up jare!
I am polygamous by nature and I have every right to fucck around. It's just biology. You can't cheat nature.

Pepperdemisback:
I REPEAT, ANY WELL KNOWN FEMALE FROM THE SS OR SE THAT NO MAN FROM THERE WANTS TO GET MARRIED TO, IS A USELESS, WORTHLESS WOMAN AND A RED FLAG!!!!!!!!!!!

Genevieve is anything but useless. Neither is she worthless.

COMPAQ:
Oh o! Baze university that just started in 2011. So clearly she attended the school when already a staff of Zenith. Very difficult to get First class when not working, talk less of while working. So she must have bought that First Class.

Why didn't she get first class from UniJos, which was clearly her proper first degree before working.

Isn't she the popular Adaora from way back that they said was dating CBN governor Sanusi (not the Emir of Kano, the previous one before Soludo) and who would do anything just to meet target and bring money in for Zenith!

Real female executives in top European companies don't have time for excessive beauty regimen, cos they are too busy to bother with such things. This one that looks like doll that spends all her time in beauty salon.
Her looks already tells you all you need to know. She looks like a competitor to Kim Kardashian and Bianca Censori and not a competitor to Funke Osibodu, Ngozi Okonjo Iweala and other serious female executives.

Jealousy go kill una.

Eunoiaa:
Na Fear Women community members dey marry us, so nothing spoil.

Pepperdemisback:
What is wrong with having sex with strangers online? You are seeing it clearly her, why is the man avoiding her? Why not connect her to a member of your family?
I gave you a link Incase you are ignorant. She messed up long ago and Igbos don't allow their Sons to marry such. The one that Dbanj use to upload her nudes or another one? The Mr Presidential candidate leftovers or another one?
She wanted to do it secretly in Italy even without her parents' knowledge. The guy's father was warning her publicly online not to try such. Why is she still single. An Igbo woman doesn't want traditional wedding and bride price before marrying a man?
Why did Igbo men not marry Chioma that her family went to force her on Davido in his father's Parlour?
The Igbo ladies that misbehaved on BBN, how many of them has been hooked.
I repeat, Any Public figure or well known woman from the SS or SE that no man from there wants to get married to, is a Red Flag!

You've said nothing.

Pepperdemisback:
Go and find out why Igbo families are rejecting Genevieve. Go and find out why she wanted someone to marry secretly in Italy and the guy's father warned her when he got wind of it.
Igbo family go and pay bride price of ex BBN star? Never!
https://www.nairaland.com/3340939/revealed-reason-why-genevieve-nnajis

"Go and find out..."
"Go and find out..."
Find out from where? The CIA? Mossad? MI6?

See, your post is just pure speculation which you want to pass off as fact. You do not know anything about Genevieve's private life - who approaches her, who she goes out with for coffee, who she turns down, etc. You and I know nothing. You make it seem like she's single because no Igbo man wants her. I don't think it's true, since she also has a say in determining who she wants in her life. She could very well have turned down an Igbo man last Friday and you won't get to hear of it.

On another note, what is wrong with being an ex-BBN participant?

Pepperdemisback:
Go and ready again, If well known and a public figure but nobody there wants to marry her.
Nina went abroad to get pregnant for an Igbo man, they fixed wedding here, when his family discovered whom she is, they boycott the wedding.
Can any Igbo family marry Anita Joseph with the rubbish she's doing with that man? Where's Erica after Kidwaya dumped her?
Can Igbo man marry Chioma, Cossy, Genevieve, the BBN stars? No!

How would you know whether no Igbo man would want to marry them? Is their list of suitors in the public domain?

Secondly, remaining unmarried isn't always indicative of a lack of male attention. Do you really believe that Igbo men have never approached individuals like Genevieve and Erica? Like seriously?

Pepperdemisback:
[ Another shattered windscreen like Anita Joseph.
When your juju clear, you go hear am! He married her here, so she is not a citizen by marriage. He might be on a revenge mission. His family members can never be a part of this, just like Anita Joseph, just say Rented Family members.
Any well known female from the SS or SE, that no man from there wants to get married to, is a Red flag, una ear don deaf.

Are you implying that intermarriages are an indication of rejection from one's ethnic group? Or do you believe it just applies specifically to SS and/or SE tribes?

BRATISLAVA:
Fárfalla

They never disappoint.

Spagi:
yeah,can u try such hug a tree very funny

No, I cannot hug a tree, but if there are people who are brave enough to advocate for what they believe in, why should I think it's madness?

It may look silly to hug a tree, or a cheetah (in the case of wildlife activists). But let me remind you that the last African environmental activist to win a Nobel Prize was fond of hugging trees. Look up Prof. Wangari Maathai.

Spagi:
why asking me

You called what she's doing "madness" without understanding that she's an environmental activist who took up the challenge for a cause.

Riskymarvelous:
African mentalities are like goat give in mama belle

themanderon:
Foolish Africans. They never set records for meaningful things.

BuyMeBanger:
Retarded.

olax02:
Ugandan kingdom of the most weird people on earth. I'm not surprised anyway.

GanagiBitrus:
Of what use is hugging a Tree. GWR should stop entertaining such useless records.

Spagi:
Madness everywhere.no THANKS

godofuck231:
Stupidly never had an expiry date

mytime24:
Na only wetin Africa sabi b dat

Wetin go happen if Africa break record to go sun

Did any of you bother to read the article?

The 29-year-old environmental activist says she took on the challenge to encourage others to plant trees and also highlight the need for human protection.

Artscollection:
Try and know the reason for her action b4 exposing yourself.

They're just quick to respond to the topic without reading the original post.

The young man may be on Nairaland shouting upandan about how weird Zimbabwe is.

Dereformer:
What are your opinions?

I am of the opinion that one should flee from anything that hinders them from enjoying their peace of mind. For some, that act will involve fleeing from a bad marriage. For others it may involve quitting a job, quitting a church, or moving out of a certain town/city.

However, I'm more concerned with why you deem it necessary to use 1624 scare tactics to intimidate women in 2024?

GloriousGbola:
i am just trolling.

I know. Hehe.

1. Rodents from the bush may [caveat] be fine - but there are actual warnings about the dangers of eating city rodents.

2. There are also warnings about eating the brains, and organs. but you know how we do. if it has 4 legs eat it

1. Roasted mice are a delicacy in some parts of Malawi. You'll usually find them being sold at the roadside of their major highways. I'm not sure I have the stomach for them, but many people who visit or drive through Malawi do enjoy eating them.

2. It goes beyond having 4 legs -- if it moves, eat it.

GloriousGbola:
Why?

Someone is planning to make "soup" out of these dirty rodents which crawl through sewages and dumpsites? 🤮🤮

DO NOT EAT THAT!

vickydevoka:
If woman mean to destroy u. She go do anything

Next thing you'll hear this one claiming to be "logical".