₦airaland Forum

Na mumu dey watch wrestling. Give me MMA! Something like UFC, one championship, bellator, glory kickboxing or even boxing. Real combat sports not some dumb childish play called RAW abi SmackDown or TNA and others. For me to watch wrestling I rather watch Indian film make I kuku know say I no serious

They'll ask for cow, goats, alcohol, bags of grains, tubbers of yam, boxes filled up with clothes for the parents, money for the extended family, gallons of oil, kola nut, sport gears for the local team (football), borehole for the community etc and they expect a humble young man to provide all of them just to be married to a liability (in most cases) who might even be a witch feminist with an expired congo meat

Make dem no reduce am na. Keep asking for borehole for the community as part of bride price. When I no dey campaign for local government chairman.
Dem dey tell blind man say rain dey fall? Wait until menopause embrace you. That time both ur family &community will be willing to offer u 4 free but no man want evening newspaper

You being his elder brother you should know the friends he rolls with. You can get info about his whereabouts from his friends. Get to meet him and talk to him and if he refuses to denounce his fraudulent ways then involve the authorities. Report him to the police. That way, you'll worry less and spend less compared to him being picked up by the efcc

Prinss:
Your kind of skill will come in handy in Security and Force Agencies. To sketch the faces of culprits/suspects based on witness/victims description. Don't know about Nigeria but I'm aware the US (FBI) have a unit/personnel for stuffs like that.

Seen them in movies. They always get a near perfect picture just from another person's description. Really cool stuff

GOOOGLE504:
Good move brother. I hope those guys that usually ignore their mums to buy girl phone reads this and appreciates their mums better.

and come dey brush babe because she no give them nacks

God bless you jor! You are a wise man.

rollandben:
Which planet are you from?
Why are you reasoning like a chicken?
Please stop reasoning like Almajiri na.
No be everybody like suffer like you ooo.

I'd have called you a mumu man but it'll be an insult to actual mumu men. You're lucky I don't intend to insult anyone.

Dem say follow who know road una go dey follow igboho.
Igboho and Kanu with dual citizenship dey push una to scatter country una dey follow like mumu. When e cast igboho go enter Germany, kanu go enter UK but where una go enter?
Nigeria no dey sweet me too but na only 9ja I get. So if man wey get two houses dey set one ablaze, I no go follow am burn the small one wey I dey manage.


Omo! I just join nl today and I don make FTC 4 front page thread! I dedicate this FTC to every Nigerian wey wise.
For those that are not, as u dey pray for long life try dey pray 4 wisdom too o e get why.

iamscope:
Many ladies do not care about being intelligent or smart anymore, they believe all a man wants is their body

Because that's the only thing most of them have to offer

May God grant the family the fortitude to bear the shame

You that have read it just copy and paste it here na