₦airaland Forum

Wiseandtrue:
The unfortunate aspect is that the Nigerian president is deliberately looking the other way

They can invade ASAP to save people's lives cause it's obvious that this government does not value it!!!

Think very carefully about this, western countries rarely invade for altruistic reasons nowadays. Invasion might mean turning the country to another Libya or Iraq where they depose the current government but leave the place an ungovernable wasteland.

I hope you know how to hold an AK well.

illicit:
The government suppose to waive it as palliative

Your sense is too much.

Luckydubby7:
I saw this coming.
Competition in that business is just too much.

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When we have Iya Bilikisu and Auntie Ezine shops in every street corner. Even ordinary Blenco and Ebeano have what I need. The only thing I will miss is their overpriced snacks.

It was nice knowing them, last last they will still come back.

Salewa95:
That’s your own cup of tea.

Whether it belong to Arab or Jews, it doesn’t stop the fact that it’s in Ondo State Yorubaland benefiting the state.

And last time I heard, Ilajes are Yorubas.

It's a common tactic for people like them to say Yoruba subgroups are not Yoruba in order to further their tribalist and land grabbing agenda.

Ayo081:
Please ask your mum or bro. Tag me when you get the info please.

I asked her, she didn't want to talk.

The second place is one Seraphim church in Lekki.

eagleu:
Wetin Yoruba muslims who have gotten rich and fat of SS oil do?

You should ask the Biafran separatists begging for unity with the SS because of oyel.

Good one, please tell them so they don't keep bringing children with all sorts of health problems back to the hospital.

I hope this man is kept safe.

See that some of these pastors would rather have their members die than face reality.

uckyra:
me too, i nearly died in their hand

What did they do?

otipoju:
This is indeed a harrowing experience and I sympathize with you.

Was this a celestial church of Christ shepherd? If yes what is the name of the parish if you remember.

Nevertheless, the events you described here is not a Celestial practice in any way. I know because the doctrine of the Cele Church forbids drinking of alcohol even if (boys dey take am in secret)...so giving you schnapps in church is a no no and big red flag

Then duck and catfish for prayer in Celestial...no way.

Now let me tell you the big problem that the Celestial Church of Christ and Cherubim and Seraphim faces..

It's a phenomenon we call " babalawo in Sutana"
These are traditional ritualists who REBRAND themselves as white garment because it's easier for them to get customers that way .

Because of the lax organisation structure of the Celestial leadership because of the leadership tussle that nearly fragmentedvthe church over the years these impostors crept in the " white garment fold" are able to get away with this often.

They will buy land , build a structure on it and name and start to operate like a church...meanwhile they are not registered with the center nor their altar consecrated in the usual Celestial way.

In the last few years Cele leadership has set up a task force to deal with such people.

I repeat what you experienced is not a Celestial tenet or practice in any form.

I don't remember the church, I just wanted to share my experience.

otipoju:
Lol...no response. I am not surprised.
And I say it authoritatively "blood rituals " was not, is not and will never be" a celestial tenet and practice. Why

Our CCC hymn 283 says .

The priceless blood of Jesus has paid for our sins, sinners wash your self in it and you will be saved.
There is no other road that leads to heaven.
Sinner, the name of Jesus will save you

....Our faith is in Jesus the Son of God.And gone are the days when our fathers and Uncles did not know the bible well...my generation sabi bible well well and understand the scriptural backings and significance of our mode of worship and that's why the young generations is so proud of the beauty of celestial...if you dont know your bible please just shift go one side and dont expose your ignorance.

I expected you to contradict me with solid biblical scriptures and we could have a healthy debate.but all I heard is "I don't care" ...to camoflague your ignorance.
You will be alright las las. God is everwhere... not only in the CCC.

Churches are like schools,so go the school wey you like... na your works and character go judge you on the last day.

Or is it not this same Nigeria that you have church in every nook and cranny but evil people full everywhere?...especially in churches.

I am not interested in any sort of debate on white garment trash.

Those stupid churches have done enough disgusting things in the name of religious freedom.

Better just leave it at that because right now I'm not in any mood to answer you.

Chai which kind life be this?

As she has killed him what did she achieve?

Even if he survived would that make him love her, that's even if the man cheated at all?

Guys be careful there are many women having similar violent plans for their boyfriends who engage in cheating either real or imagined.

Taqiyya at work, even if this one is done with terrorism the rest might not be. If the repentant Boko Haram members are caught again they should shoot them and the person who suggested the idea.

Finally he has said something sensible this year.

Story story

Long Live Cherubim

This church can go and die.

obembet:
Don't be surprise that Chelsea might come back. Seriously I really don't understand under what mathematical and sporting considerations people think Chelsea can't mount a comeback against bayern Munich. Last time I remembered, Chelsea became European champions by beating bayern, they couldn't beat united, but beat bayern! Y'all gonna be shocked to see that happen. I mean, you 'feel' RM can beat city at the etihad when they already lost at home to the best coach in the world but u don't fear the fighting spirit of a young motivated coach and team? Courage Blue Bloods! Courage Chelsea FC!

Don't forget, my blood is red. GGMU

They are playing Bayern away with a 3 goal deficit, 2 players injured and a bad mentality.

This isn't 2012 again, no Drogba or Essien to save them.

I have my popcorn ready for the date, this beating won't be small at all.

otipoju:
Just like the rituals Jesus performed when he turned water into wine, was baptized at River Jordan, and told the blind man to go and wash his eyes at the pool of Siloam after rubbing after spitting on the ground to make mud and rubbing on his eyes.

Or is it Elijah telling Namaan to just go wash at the River Jordan seven times...why seven? Why water at a flowing river and not a lake?

Go and read where an Israelite King was asked by the prophet to strike the ground with his rod severally and what that simple act meant in the battles he faced against his enemies.

Have you ever bothered to ask yourself the significance of Moses upheld hand in the victory of the Israelites in the battles before entering the promised land.

Have you ever wondered why God will tell prophet Jeremiah to lie on his side for seven days and not one or three? Why would God even tell him such a thing in the first place?

You guys go to church lap unto every word your manipulative Pastors tell you but do not open your bible to read and really study and therefore lack understanding of spiritual principles and just say some thoughtless things.

Admittedly there are some practices and items that are clearly not Celestian that have been introduced by some unscrupulous elements who use the lax administrative structure of the church to prey on the innocent, but

For the well grounded Celestian, we understand the symbolic significance and meaning of every item used in prayer....we also know that the ultimate stage is to get to a point where you have become spiritually powerful enough to simply decree a thing for it to be established.

However we will not bash or look down upon those who need symbols to aid their faith.

Bro I am eagerly waiting your response. And please dont tell me that the blood of Jesus has saved all mankind...or I will ask you to explain why Peter and Paulafter Jesus had been crucified and ascended into heaven needed to heal the sick with handkerchiefs and anointing oil which are clearly not the blood of Jesus

Bro I do not f*king care.

White garment churches are disgusting. I don't know where Jesus said we should drink disgusting scented water or participate in blood rituals.

Isn't it clear that some elements in the military and Boko Haram have the same agenda?

Why else would someone prioritise ownership of a farm over ending the insurgency unless they knew they would be safe from attacks?

It has been said for the past 11 years that Boko Haram has had sympathisers in the military providing them weapons and information. What governor Zulum is witnessing is the groundwork for the establishment of their caliphate.

You mean like this one? Can Buhari step into his own home town without military and police escorts today?

Ajibade123:
white garment members did not do anything to you, a particular bad person that was unfortunate to attend one of the white garment churches did that to you..stop labelling millions of peaceful and loving people bad just because you had a bad experience with a bad person

I don't care they can all go and die. Useless set of subhuman trash.

chinoonew09:
bro what happen..?

Lumig:
Sorry about that bro, but can we hear what did to you exactly?

My mom was friends with a white garment church member from work. The person said that we should be brought to her church for "prayers".

The first times we just went to her place, then one prayer mountain, nothing too strange.

Years later we went there for another set of "prayers" for me and that's when they started the insanity. First they started saying a bunch of nonsense about destiny and someone is there to snatch it. The main drunkard pastor said my batman shirt was demonic and they had to "cleanse me". So for the next few hours they made me drink scnaaps and eat some strange corn food until I was vomiting. Then they got a live catfish, cut it's throats and slapped it's struggling body against my head. They then forced me to eat it, they also took away my clothes. After all that the mad bastards who did that had the mind to ask me to eat with them.

My parents were also instructed to give me one strange soap to bath with and scented water to drink.

The second time they took me to the beach. I thought it would be a normal day but instead they brought one crazy C&S pastor along. The man dug a hole in the sand and gave me a duck to hold while in it. They then slaughtered it and drained it's blood into the hole along with sea water. They did the same thing with the catfish and pressed it's bloody dangling throats against my head while saying some prayers in gibberish and Yoruba all while holding a knife. I thought they were going to kill me or injure me because of the "demons".
When the duck had finally died they drained it's blood into a bucket of sea water, gave me their usual strange soap, made me bath right there on the beach. I was then told to jump and shout "hallelujah", naked on a public beach in the middle of the day when I was done.

They also took my clothes and buried it with the duck's body.

Afterwards we went to their church and they were smiling and laughing, I pretended to smile but at that point I wanted nothing more than to kill them all.

I will never understand what possessed my parents to take me to such a place. My brother also told me when he went to the same place they beat him mercilessly to "cast out demons". I can never forgive them for doing that.

They are all mad and the world would be a better place without them.

imohchard:
Why are they always near canal and rivers?

Abi they cannot buy land in dry area?

So they can perform their idiotic water rituals.

White garment churches are disgusting abominations run by schizophrenic subhumans.

I can never employ, relate with or see anyone who goes there as sane after what they did to me.

VickyRotex:
I've actually read several times (and experienced) that dogs don't have a sense of revenge. But it's okay

If they're, then it's mostly cute vengeance

They do, I had a dog that kept trying to attack another dog. Even when we sent the dog away they still fought when it came back.

Pimpmaride:
Normally the church, probably the pastor overseeing the church can do that kind of deep research....


If only our pastors can do that, it will be better...
Rather than collecting tithes for every dick and Harry...

Thief go pay tithe
Olosho go do morning devotion after fuckinng the come pay tithe to climb altar again


God is really kind... If not sef, people like me for Don peme sef


Nobody shud quote mi ooo, I'm not feeling too well..

Get well soon

It's Sunday so of course religious nonsense must make the front page. BBNaija and other related nonsense will resume first thing tomorrow.

LadySarah:
It is only a heartless man that'd watch his wife slave in the name of being a wife material.
The women are even the most to be blamed. When your bf or fiance gives you his spare keys and your lil mind advises you to make sure all his chores are done once you visit. Then marriage time, you come here to disturb us. You have to finish what you strtrd.

When our mothers allow the boys to play or do nothing while the girl child is slaving in the home. A grown ass man won't change in his home cos he has been spoilt from cradle.

The narrative starts with us. If you start early with them, they'll learn.

I have only males and they are doing their age appropriate chores. Their father is 100 percent hands on too when around

. No help whatsoever and we rock.

I don't know where you got this idea that boys do nothing around the home.

Men and boys do the chores that are often backbreaking, labour intensive and dangerous while still being expected to do other things around the house. We just don't go about complaining online like women do.

Do girls cut grass, lift heavy objects, fix electrical appliances, take care of the pets or get tasked to kill whatever dangerous animal has wandered into the house?

Some girls won't lift a finger work because they don't want to harm their acrylic nails.

azmanaty02:
Did Jonathan complain to u?
No wonder some of ur comments here makes no sense. I guess u had a poor upbringing due to broken home. Jonathan's children won't experience u kind of upbringing. They will enjoy both motherly and fatherly care.

What concerns me and Johnathan's children?

After their parents have swallowed as much money from politics as they can why are you telling me about their welfare? Their mother can hire someone with more that 2 braincells to take care of them.

Assume all you like at least I know my mother isn't a national laughing stock.

Anyways that's enough attention for you now, go back to being irrelevant.

azmanaty02:
U must be from a broken home since u now see husband and wife living long together as an achievement

Stop pushing your family problems onto others. I don't know what possessed Johnathan to marry someone who's utterances make Donald Trump look like an Oxford PhD.