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 Romance › Re: UNIJOS Student Commits Su*cide After Getting Dumped By A Girl by Fasindo: 7:36pm On Mar 09, 2022 |
You are not emotionally balanced and yet you are dating. Let's me just outline some dating rules from wisman FASINDO. In dating 101, Rule 1 says always expect anything in a relationship both good and bad and there is always higher chances that the bad one will happen. Rule 2 says just know that u are not the only one the girl is fucking. Rule 3 says, no matter what happens just know that the bitch will also leave u and go for the highest bidder. Rule 5 says, know that a girl can only love u for what u posses which she need, once she gets that thing or doesn't need that thing anymore she is going to leave u and go for the next guy that possess that material thing which she wants Rules 6, don't ever hurt someone or yourself cos of love, cos it partially doesn't exit Rule 7, the only lady that truly love you, is only your mother, followed by your sisters and sometimes your daughter (depending the kind of wife u have) Let me stop here Rip young man, you are just naive nd ignorant about love |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: UK Considers Supplying Anti Aircraft Star Streak Missiles To Ukraine by Fasindo: 4:17pm On Mar 09, 2022 |
UK and other NATO countries want to finally bury Ukraine. Instead of UK to seek for a peaceful and diplomatic way of ending the crises they are planning to supply anti-air missile to Ukraine, this is just like giving catapult to to someone that is fighting an enemy with AK-47. Very soon US will donate Tucano jet to them Well I only blame ukraineans that voted a comedian as president 87 Likes 11 Shares |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Catholic Priest, Anelu, Suspended For Banning Igbo Songs Reinstated by Fasindo: 11:54am On Mar 09, 2022 |
No one is beyond mistake To forgive is divine, thank the church for forgiving him, I hope the parishioners will forgive him also. 22 Likes 2 Shares |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: Graphic:: Russian Loses In Ukraine, Destroyed And Abandoned Hardwares. PICTURES by Fasindo: 5:57pm On Mar 08, 2022 |
Western Media on the beat Nothing has ever confuse me this year more than this Russia vs Ukraine war. Ukraine is both wining and loosing the war at the same time, coutesy of Western Media. In the morning they will tell us that Ukraine has killed top Russian General. In the afternoon, they will tell us that Ukraine has capturered dozens of Russian soldiers with hundred of their weapones destroyed. In the evening they will turn around and tell us that Kiev has been surrounded by Russian soldiers with other two cities captures by Russia soldiers. At night tell will tell us that Russia has bombed Ukraine national media house. The greatest enemy of Ukraine is just Western Media propaganda 14 Likes |
| Crime › Re: Kidnappers Abduct Couple And Their 5-Month-Old Baby In Abuja (Photos) by Fasindo: 1:09pm On Mar 07, 2022 |
IPOB again Anyway thank God Abaji is in Abuja in North Central and South East if not some online hoodlums here will blame it on IPOB sit at home 3 Likes 1 Share |
| Politics › Re: UK ‘must Prepare For Russian Nuclear Attack And Dust Off Cold War Plans by Fasindo: 1:08pm On Mar 07, 2022 |
Everybody is now an expert in war analysis expert just because of Russia and Ukraine crises. Russia invaded cremea and nothing happened It invaded Geogea and nothing. Now that it's invading Ukraine everybody is now analysing how it will lead ,to WW III. By the way I won't be surprise if APC use the Russia and Ukraine crises to campaign for 2023 election, they will tell u to vote because to evacuated stranded Nigerians in Ukraine and warned Russia not to bomb or attack any Nigerian still left in Ukraine and becos of that there was no Nigerian was shot dead or injured by Russian troops cos they are afraid of Nigerian APC led government |
| Celebrities › Re: Ritual Movies: Do Politicians Learn Embezzlement From Movies Too? - Jide Kosoko by Fasindo: 11:35am On Mar 07, 2022 |
Very intelligent question. Maybe Buhari learn wickedness from Patience Ozokwor. Infact the prostitutes on the streets must have learnt it from Nollywood. Maybe Dangote trailer that kill people weekly learn it from Nollywood movie accident scene. Even our lecturers that demands for sex for grade must have learnt it from Nollywood. I am patiently waiting for the day spirits will learn how to appear to people from Nollywood. 310 Likes 16 Shares |
| Politics › Re: Abba Kyari Pleads ‘Not Guilty’ To Drug Trafficking Charges by Fasindo: 11:28am On Mar 07, 2022 |
I always wonder why the name Kyari is always synonimous with evil Abba Kyari is a hardworking person, he is just all in all. He is police Officer He is also a tailor And equally a drug pusher And soon he will be a prisoner. 58 Likes 1 Share |
| Politics › Re: General TY Danjuma Donates Female Hostel To UNIBEN by Fasindo: 11:24am On Mar 06, 2022 |
T Y Danjuma for presidency. Dangote should have been doing these also but he is only donating to northern schools. By the way for sanity sake when the hostel is completed, it should not be opened for any girl that has stayed in Hall 2. |
| Politics › Re: The Anambra State International Conference Centre; A Reality (98% Completed) by Fasindo: 11:10am On Mar 05, 2022 |
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| Politics › Re: Women Dress Code: Adopted, Approved In Line With International Practice - Police by Fasindo: 6:09am On Mar 05, 2022 |
Good one Atleast we would rest a little on MURIC constant hijab noise. I can't wait to see Lord Chosen, Deeperlfe and and MFM members in police to agitate for inclusion of gown and long skirt for them since the trouser is against their faith. After all what is good for the prick is also good for pussy 31 Likes 1 Share |
| Nairaland General › Re: A Huge Python Killed In Port Harcourt Forest (Photos) by Fasindo: 9:16pm On Mar 01, 2022 |
The information reaching me now from a reliable source is that Lalasticlala has just called the MD of Peace Airline to delay their next flight to Port Harcourt cos he want to visit and feast on snake pepe soup. I just hope that they grant his request 20 Likes 1 Share |
| Politics › Re: This One Na Yahoo Boy - Lagos Police CP's Team Detain NYSC Member, Demands Bribe by Fasindo: 12:08pm On Feb 27, 2022 |
Nigerian Police is a criminal organisation..... Canadian court. When did it even become police work to chase yahoo boys, is that not under the purview of EFCC. Every institution of this country is doing the work they are not send to do. Police is doing EFCC work, but when u call them to come to bank robbery scene which is their dutiful job they will chicken out. No wonder vigilantees are guilding some of their police stations. By the way the guy may still be a yahoo boy. 3 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Watch As Innocent Chukwuma Of Innoson Motors Imports Angels And Monks To Say Goo by Fasindo: 9:25pm On Feb 26, 2022*. Modified: 10:09pm On Feb 26, 2022 |
APAMS on the beat. Nothing APAMS will not due once u give him enough money to give you the kind of burial/funeral you want. I won't be surprise if APAMS one day use Tucano jet to carry casket. |
| Business › Re: Pure Water Producers Announce Price Increase by Fasindo: 8:59pm On Feb 26, 2022 |
So they have been cheating us all these while in Abuja, cos since last December price of water has been #250 and companies are selling #200 7 Likes 2 Shares |
| Politics › Re: BREAKING: Boko Haram Terrorists Currently Attacking Damboa-biu Road In Borno To by Fasindo: 6:28pm On Feb 26, 2022 |
Allahu Akbar And Apostle Suleiman was praying for Ukraine yesterday. Buhari is currently reading the news from Paris. He will deploy the Tucano jets to bomb innocent IDP camps when he visits UK from paris. Buhari till 2046 |
| Politics › Re: President Buhari Departs Abuja On A 2-Week Private Visit To Paris (Photos) by Fasindo: 2:10pm On Feb 26, 2022*. Modified: 2:33pm On Feb 26, 2022 |
Waka Waka 1 of DAURA. Didn't Buhari hear that France just seized 1 Russian vessel in the sea, now emerging if Russia decides to attack France, when Bubu is still there. Even Tinubu has stopped visiting Europe since this crises started but our ejanla will never stay one place. Make them no go bomb Bubu jet on air and think it's NATO jet going to supply weapon to Ukrain. By the way am very sure that our loving daddy don't even know there is an ongoing invasion of Ukrain by Russia 105 Likes 5 Shares |
| Politics › Re: Fulani People Trooping Into Edo State With More Than 100 Dogs by Fasindo: 6:16pm On Feb 25, 2022 |
They should visit Calabar with those dogs since they are not welcome in Edo State. They can't try this in Calabar, I mean they can't enter Calabar with such number of dogs. 2 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Algeria, Ethiopia, Nigeria, South Africa Form G4 Nations by Fasindo: 4:42pm On Feb 25, 2022 |
AU is comprised of over 54 African countries and yet they toothless. ECOWAS is comprised of 15 w West countries and yet they are toothless. SADC is made up over 10 countries and yet they are toothless same goes to East, and central African community countries. All these block with over 10 countries are toothless is G4 with just four members will work. African countries are just funny. 38 Likes |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: Putin Is Mad: Poroshenko Picks Up Arms To Defend Kyiv by Fasindo: 3:58pm On Feb 25, 2022 |
This is patriotism If it was in Nigeria all present and former leaders would have left the country before the problem start. Even our serving top millitary personnels would be no where to be found Nobody hate Nigeria more than our leaders. 463 Likes 34 Shares |
| Politics › Re: Nigeria's Consul General Commits Diplomatic Blunder. by Fasindo: 1:19pm On Feb 19, 2022 |
But America didn't say anything about the defacing, why cry more than the bereaved. I would have called rightousness1 to tell us how this will lead to endtime, but he is currently busy preparing for tomorrow's Sunday sermon. |
| Crime › Re: Sharif-Aminu Blasphemy: Appeal Court Postpones Hearing Of Kano Musician’s Case by Fasindo: 2:27pm On Feb 11, 2022 |
Allahu Akbar We were told that Allah is all merciful and all forgiven but yet why can't he forgive a simple a musician who is singing just to put food on his table. Maybe he he forgives only suicide bombers the major reason he promised them 72 virgins in paradise 2 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Terrorists Attack Buhari’s Home State, Kill 13 people, Abduct Traditional Ruler by Fasindo: 3:23pm On Feb 08, 2022 |
Fatan Alheri Buhari won in Kastina in 2015 and in 2019, so they should enjoy what they voted into power |
| Politics › Re: MURIC Tackles Osinbajo Over Presidential Ambition, Insists On Yoruba Muslim by Fasindo: 3:17pm On Feb 08, 2022 |
Now I know who is sponsoring MURIC. The last time I checked Nigeria is a democratic country and every qualified citizen is allowed to contest, why is he jittery over Osibanjo(christian) candidacy or is he afraid that Osibanjo may end up disgracing his paymaster at the primaries. Why is Akintola not contesting, is he not a Yoruba Muslim. 2 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Video Of Okorocha Reciting The Quran, As He Declares For President In 2023 by Fasindo: 5:45pm On Feb 05, 2022 |
Religion is trully what Karl Max called it, Opium of the masses. Religion is simply considered by the masses as true. By the wise as false and by the leaders as a tool. Just because he wants to declare for president he has to use religion as a tool just to appeal to the masses, that considers it as true. 2 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Angry Constituents Attack Magaji Da’u's Convoy by Fasindo: 2:07pm On Feb 04, 2022 |
Just the beginning. Sometimes back it was Ekweremadu, it will get them all soon The only person representing well in house of is Hon. Kazaure from Jigawa state every other person is their to represent his pocket. Infact house of rep should be scrapped 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Ebonyi Commissioner, Pastor Nwachukwu Beats Ifeoma Alu, Burns Goods, Money by Fasindo: 12:27pm On Feb 04, 2022 |
APC and brutality to market women knows no bounds. Oshiomhole under ACN now APC did same to a market woman in Edo and even tell her to go and die. A commissioner under Umahi(APC) did same to another food vendor in Ebonyi last year. Now it's repeating itself again and still under APC. APC abeg leave food vendors alone. 6 Likes 1 Share |
| Romance › Re: Me, My Parent And My Soon To Be Wife; Should I Take Her Advice? by Fasindo: 10:55am On Feb 03, 2022 |
Many girls will advise you to go ahead with the marriage, please don't listen to them. My father used to tell me that no matter what happened I should always remember that my wife/girl friend is not my blood relative. With these being said the girl might be desperate to get married, just tell her to give you a little time to settle with your family. I once had this kind of experience during my NYSC with one Kaltungo girl in Gombe whose life dream is to marry an easterner, according to her she has done everything possible to marry 3 different Igbos men in the past but they dissapointed her, so I was her next catch. She was even ready to get pregnant for me, but I used my tongue to count my teeth after my NYSC I travelled back to base without telling her. Your babe seems desperate for marriage Please comrade purse the marriage for now. Try to know the real reason why your family members are against the marriage it could go beyond first son as you said 5 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Just In: Buhari Jittery As Another Military Coup Underway by Fasindo: 10:16am On Feb 02, 2022 |
Buhari maybe the first and only Nigerian president to be removed through coup twice as a millitary and as civilian president. I do not pray for millitary coup in Nigeria, but I just hope it doesn't happen cos any coup in Nigeria now will be very successful and will gain masses patronage. Buhari should tighten and equip his presidential guard brigade and also be headed by the person he trust the most 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Nigerians Decry Rising Price Of Food Items by Fasindo: 2:46pm On Feb 01, 2022 |
Buhari campaign promise. Buhari is fulfilling his 2015 campaign promise of one meal a day to Nigerians. Nigerians are now trully eating one meal a day and not 3 or more as it used to be. Emerging #700 meat is just 7 pieces. Buhari till 2032 10 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Miyetti Allah Won't Support Southern Candidate, Northerners Are Better Managers by Fasindo: 1:11am On Jan 31, 2022 |
Very True North is truth better managers. It's not easy to Manage Boko Haram for 19yrs and still survive. Even adding ISWAP, Bandits, herdsmen kidnapping, Islamic fanatism and still living. No other region can manage all those things apart from north. 4 Likes |
| Car Talk › Re: Nigerian Man Converts His Toyota Venza To Fine Rolls Royce Sweptail Himself- Pho by Fasindo: 11:21pm On Jan 27, 2022 |
Ingenuity at it peak I wish Tinubu will hire this man to atleast transform his teeth from it's present condition to a semi white teeth 2 Likes |
