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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: ARMY RECRUITMENT: Nigerian Army Will Recruit Only The Best - COAS by Fasindo: 4:32am On Jan 26, 2022
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If doe process is followed in the recruitment only about 50 northerners will be recruited and about 3000+ sourtherners will be recruited.


The worst thing that can happen to anyone is to join Nigerian army as a recruit, infact u will regret why u where born.
If it's not regular course, Direct Short Service Combatant or Direct Short Service Commission infact if u are not going to be a commissioned officer please forget NA

Politics › Re: Disregard Rumours Of Disagreement Between Obiano, Soludo- APGA by Fasindo: 8:16am On Jan 25, 2022
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There maynot be any rift between them now but there must be a rift between them in future, it's a normal thing in Nigeria.

Willie had with Obi.
Orji Uzo had with Theodore Orji
Namani haf with Sullivan
Christianity Etc › Re: Buhari's Successor Can Come From My Church - Oyedepo Says by Fasindo: 3:40pm On Jan 24, 2022
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If Nigerians can elect a former Boko Haram appointed negotiator to lead them I wonder why winner member cant be elected to do same.
Sports › Re: What Clemens Westerhof Told Eguavoen About Super Eagles by Fasindo: 9:43am On Jan 24, 2022
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And Buhari is a government official

So with all these advise giving to Eguavon he still allowed Buhari to video call them, what a pity.

Anyway Buhari should also call Tunisia to congratulate them for defeating Super eagles, he can't allow them to beat super eagles and also win the AFCON.
Politics › Re: Nigerians’ Frustration With Buhari Regime Could Spark Crisis: World Bank by Fasindo: 9:22am On Jan 24, 2022
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World Bank is now working for Nnamdi Kalu


IPOB and PDP has bribed World Bank, we will not take.
World Bank is not happy with Buhari achievement.
Buhari just launched 1000000 metrics rice pyramid in Abuja last week
Just yesterday again he called Super Eagles on phone with his own airtime to wish the same success
Politics › Re: NDLEA Arrests Six Over Drug Cookies, Intercepts UK, Saudi-bound Cocaine by Fasindo: 12:51pm On Jan 23, 2022
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WAZOBIA.



NDLEA and EFCC I don't know the one more active.
All I know is that anyone government agency arrest for doing wrong didn't settle.
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu Trial Adjourned Till January 19, 2022 by Fasindo: 11:09am On Jan 18, 2022
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Justice Binta Nyako should be giving award of adjournment of cases.


The way FG is postponing Nnamdi Kalu's case makes me to believe that someone or somepeople are cashing out on his case. This is the right time to ask who is benefiting from his case.
How much does DSS spends in his feeding, logistics to court etc.

Anyway I will tomorrow for another adjournment
Jokes Etc › Re: See The Cake Presented To A Police Officer On His Birthday by Fasindo: 5:28pm On Jan 15, 2022
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This must be under Jonathan


It was during PDP that police collect #50 now under Buhari their fees has increased to #200. The ones in my crib don't collect anything bellow #500.
Buhari government has made police to increase their egunje.
Politics › Re: Police Arrest Vigilante Commander For Torturing Female Cop In Anambra by Fasindo: 5:16pm On Jan 15, 2022
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Wonders shall never end.


Seems like everybody is now against police.
The other time it was soldiers beating up Traffic police officer.
As if that was not enough Boko Haram went to their training camp in Gwoza and kidnap mopol instructors.
Even bandits in Niger state had ransacked their stations.
In East unknown gunmen are burning down police stations and killing them
In Waste their skulls are not even safe.
In South South the other time a DPO was kidnapped and he paid Ransome of 3million

Now vigilantees has joined the league, no wonder Easterners refused to be recruited into police.

I wonder who police offend
Politics › Re: Tinubu Donates ₦50 Million To Victims Of Zamfara Attacks by Fasindo: 3:06am On Jan 14, 2022
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But when will Tinubu donate to ENDSAR victims.


Imaging making money in Lagos and dashing it out to Zamfara people, even Dangote and Bua didn't donate.
Even during COVID-19 donation era we didn't hear from Jagaban
Politics › Re: 2023: Reno Omokri Compares Shakira's Hips With Tinubu's Teeth (Picture) by Fasindo: 2:23pm On Jan 13, 2022
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I wonder the toothpaste Tinubu is using cos his teeth are getting brownish everyday


Tinubu teeth is even more decayed than Nigerian Economy under Buhari
Crime › Re: Kenneth Emeni Pleads Guilty For Money Laundering, Faces Up 20 Years In US Prison by Fasindo: 10:39am On Jan 13, 2022
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That is 5yrs of Nigerian governor and presidential tenure


Before he will come out of prison Tinubu must have finished his presidential tenure.
So sad he won't witness Jagaban presidency
Politics › Re: See what Yobe's youngest member of house of Assembly build in his constituency by Fasindo: 10:30am On Jan 13, 2022
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The only fountain in Yobe state

Well this is commendable.
The fountain will employ 1300 Yobe indigenes, grant free educational scholarship to 4000 Yobe students, reduce Yobe mortality rate by 70%, it will also ensure steady power supply in Yobe state. Once the fountain is fully opened it will ensure 24hrs security in Yobe state, it will equally reduce poverty rate in Yobe by 95% as well as ensure free education to the entire constituents.

Anyway the man just built new home for Almajiris.
New Friday pray ground Muslims.
New shop for Mai suyas, Mai Ruwa as well as toilet ground for Yobe people
Plus meeting point for Yobe perverts where they will be meeting their under age girlfriends at night
Politics › Re: Court Orders Uduak Nseobot To Pay ₦4m Damages For Assaulting Lady by Fasindo: 11:52am On Jan 11, 2022
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This remind of Sultan song "When Bush meat catch the hunter"

Trully Bush meat catched the hunter in this case.

Barr.Inibehe Effiong (Esq) is going to be the next Gani and Femi Falana, the guy is doing good in human right law and he is just 33yrs
Crime › Re: Assault On Traffic Wardens: One Soldier Arrested In Ongoing Investigation by Fasindo: 4:50am On Jan 11, 2022
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Espirit d corp


Some Nigeria soldiers are more fitted in gangsterism than doing security job.
How can you disobey the law you are meant to enforce even going ahead to beat up a fellow personnel who is enforcing the law.

Now he has been arrested he shouldnt be dismissed rather he should be sent to Borno or Zamfara so that he can be harrasing Boko Haram and Bandits
Politics › Re: Chika Nwoba Not Abducted, But Arrested By Ebubeagu by Fasindo: 6:29pm On Jan 10, 2022
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Is Ebubeagu now doing a police work

Ebubeagu is yet to arrest any herdsmen but they are fast in arresting the opposition party chairman.
Romance › Re: Mummy G.O - 41 Group Of People Who Will Go To Hell Fire by Fasindo: 7:31pm On Jan 08, 2022
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So Buhari and his supporters are going to heaven together with bandits since she didn't mention them.

The greatest weapon in Gods arsenal is fear and that is why each religion created hell.

What I know is that every one is going to hell.
According to Muslim, christian and other religion adherent are going to hell
According to Christian, Muslims and adherent of other religion are already on hell.

Well the only people who believe that we ain't going to hell are atheist.
Politics › Re: Zainab, Buba Marwa's Wife Is Dead by Fasindo: 6:45pm On Jan 08, 2022
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May Allah grant her Jannah.

Buba Marwa looses nothing, this is another opportunity for him to marry a 16 yrs old SS 2 student in any Government day secondary school in northern state.
Politics › Re: UK Beauty Queen Denied Pageant Visa ‘because She Was Born In Syria by Fasindo: 6:34pm On Jan 08, 2022
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Alhamdullahi


Kano Hisbah is pleased with this news.


As a Syrian citizen by birth she has no business with beauty pageantelly she ought to be in Syrian Central mosque reciting the Quoran or in Mecca throwing stone at the devil.
Celebrities › Re: . by Fasindo: 6:22pm On Jan 08, 2022
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Very good

I wonder why he didn't ask Obaseki to marry.
Bobrisky asking Oba to marry him is same as telling Oba to engage in homosexualism.

Oba ghato kpere
Politics › Re: Has Aregbesola Failed As Minister? by Fasindo: 6:33am On Jan 07, 2022
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If the Oga at the top failled who are his boys not to follow his footstep.

The best way to be a performing governor under Buhari is to keep quiet and be doing, just sit and be collecting ur monthly salary under Baba.

The only thing Aregbe has done under Buhari was imposing levy on any christian marriage/wedding which was rejected by CAN and other sensible Nigerians. That would have been his only achievement as a minister.
Politics › Re: FG Has Procured Six High-Tech Hilux Vehicles To Safeguard Rail Lines - Amaechi by Fasindo: 6:13am On Jan 07, 2022
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Six what? Even Amaechi has more than 6 six cars as his convoil.

Now that they have purchase the Hilux can Amaechi or any of top government official travel to kaduna by train atleast to show us trully that they have improve security.

Wether they purchase 1 million Hilux to monitor the railway or not what I absolutely know is that nothing will ever make me travel from Abuja to Kaduna by land.

Most of the kidnapping in Kaduna road are not even reported.
Culture › Re: 2021 Igede Carnival In Pictures by Fasindo: 7:10pm On Jan 06, 2022
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Igede Iyoo!!


Why Igede girls always have small breast and small bum bum?

They are beautiful though but no matter beautiful an Igede girl is she also lack front and behind.
Seeing and Igede girl with big bum bum and big breast is like seeing Buhari completed project in South East.

God bless Jennifer, the Igede girl that made my Christmass very colourful
Politics › Re: 2023: Tunji Shelle Tells Tinubu Not To Contest For President by Fasindo: 6:53pm On Jan 06, 2022
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Tunji Shelle is an IPOB.


All I know is that Tinubu must contest for 2023 president.
I Want to see how his brown teeth will be when he is shedding tears of the beating he will receive from the primaries


Tinubu 2023
Politics › Re: Police CSP Deployed To Magodo By Malami, IGP Defy Sanwo-olu Openly by Fasindo: 7:07pm On Jan 04, 2022
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It's the IG that should contact Sanwo.

Last year(2021) we started the year with Paternity Fraud, this year we are starting with Magodo estate vs Nigerian Police, and through out 2021 there was paternity Fraud casess everywhere, surely there will be more estate issues with police throughout the year.

But I hope Malami, IG of police that are all from north won't hold claim of the estate and end up making it a northern residents.

But I hope Malami won't deny this the way he denied those that invaded Justice Mary Odili home.
Crime › Re: How We Murdered RCCG Pastor Babatunde Dada Who Gave Us Shelter In Lagos -Singers by Fasindo: 6:56pm On Jan 04, 2022
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Romance › Re: New Year’s Message: To Hurt Woman Is To Insult God – Pope Francis (video) by Fasindo: 9:58am On Jan 03, 2022
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Pope maybe reffering to foreign innocent men and not there Nigerian counterpart.
Because here in Nigeria the reverse is the case, it's women that are hurting men.
Kemi was the one who who hurted salvation ministry pastor.
Mrs Tinubu was the one who hurted Dino.
Politics › Re: Mbaka Seeks Prayers As He Alleges 'Anonymous' DSS Invitation by Fasindo: 9:36am On Jan 03, 2022
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DAURA SECRET SERVICE


Buhari government is giving it hot hot to all those that supported him in 2015.
He first started with Sowore moved over to Kwankwaso then to Kaduna, Kano, Zamfara, Niger, Sokoto infact all northern states that voted him in 2015.
Look all individuals that supported Buhari are now getting it hot.

I guess it's Mbaka's turn to drink his own Buhari Lipton.

Anyway we will keep praying for Mbaka cos as christian we are adminished to pray for people.

But I hope Mbaka has realised his own mistake.
Politics › Re: Kaduna North LG Chair Presents ₦4.7 Billion 2022 Budget To Council Legislators by Fasindo: 1:52am On Jan 01, 2022
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Local government autonomy is the best

The 4.7billion is what would have gone to the state government.
There is actually enough money in every local government but the state govt will pocket it and give the local govt a meagre amount.


Is like I will contest my local govt chair
Romance › Re: MEN!! Understand That NO WOMAN Really Cares About You!! Know This Now!! (photos) by Fasindo: 10:08am On Dec 29, 2021
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Simps will never learn


The only woman that can love you unconditionally are ur sisters, your mum and sometimes your daughter, any other way woman will stick to you only when you can provide and protect (PaP) for her.

The only women that can even love you unconditionally without anything attached is white women, but for Nigerian girls it's only for what you can offer her. If you doubt me let another man offer your girl 100k and see how he will leave u.
Your girlfriend of 5yrs can leave you anyday anytime for a foreign based Nigerian guy
Politics › Re: Police Patrol Van In Car Chase Crushes Policeman To Death In Ekiti by Fasindo: 7:15am On Dec 29, 2021
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Police doing the work of EFCC.

They are chasing the yahoo boys to collect their own money but now he has collected death instead of money.
Celebrities › Re: Rosy Meurer Praises Her Husband, Olakunle Churchill On His 39th Birthday (Video) by Fasindo: 1:39pm On Dec 27, 2021
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Tonto Dike left the group chat


Sergent Roger this is Delta 1 reporting from the base. Tonto Dike is down in tears we need back up water and towel to cleans her tears, I repeat we need water and towel to wipe her tears
Confirm if u copied me.

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