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TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa Stargame; Official Thread by Faun(m): 9:16pm On Aug 05, 2012
Well, you can truly say Talia has no one else to blame but herself.
She had the chance to really change her life, but blew it all (excuse the pun) to Keagan, who made himself shine by cheapening her.
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa Stargame; Official Thread by Faun(m): 8:21pm On Aug 05, 2012
Okay guys, I'm officially off this thread. The olympic games appear to be more interesting.
Cheers
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa Stargame; Official Thread by Faun(m): 8:13pm On Aug 05, 2012
Wati OUT!

Next up is definitely Talia.
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa Stargame; Official Thread by Faun(m): 7:44pm On Aug 05, 2012
Choi! Prezzo was asked what he felt about Goldie, and he says "she was an ex housemate"!!! LORD!! grin
Hahahahahaaa! So after cleaning nose, wiping eyes, washing his clothes and feeding him in bed, Goldie, all you be na "EX-HOUSEMATE"huh shocked shocked
what an embarrassment!

Talk about getting friendzoned on international television! This girl just disgraced herself!
CelebritiesRe: Snoop Dogg Is Now Snoop Lion, Says He Is Bob Marley Reincarnated by Faun(m): 10:30am On Aug 01, 2012
I expect a graduation to SNOOP FIASCO soon.
Marijuana is a genius grin
PoliticsRe: Richard Branson- Nigerian Politicians Are Insane, & Dream Killers by Faun(m): 11:39am On Jul 29, 2012
maclatunji: Don't mind them. Before we type now, they will say we hate GEJ. Well, sorry O but I hate incompetence especially when combined with arrogance and generally give people who promote it a hard time.

Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala cannot do much when half of her time is spent explaining action plans to her boss like 1-2-3 and A-B-C. He that should lead is being led.

Oh well! Enjoy Fresh Air!
Please, do yourself a favor and stop sounding like an illiterate. It's not fashionable anymore.
The mess he's talking about actually started during the Obasanjo administration and reached its height in the Yar'Adua tenure. That was when Virgin left and the airline was renamed.
Your stup!dity just can't let you put two and two together. Always quick to blame GEJ, which I'm not exactly against. But if you don't want to sound like a knobhead, at least try verifying things before striking that keyboard like a day care child.
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Tunisia : Basketball Olympics 2012: 60 - 56 On 29th July 2012 by Faun(m): 10:27am On Jul 29, 2012
LOLLL! Tunisians are gaining on us! grin
BusinessRe: KAI Destroys Computer Village Shops by Faun(m):
Damn! Looking at those pictures meeeehn, Lagos is definitely one UGLY city! Jesus!!!
The way you hear some goons brag about Lagos on this forum ehn, you go think say the place na Beverly Hills or Malibu!
What a hideous overrated f..u.cking eyesore! shocked
PoliticsRe: When Will Nigerians Change? by Faun(m): 7:56pm On Jul 28, 2012
is ballabrigs not okija juju? wink
PoliticsRe: Enugu, The Pride Of The East. by Faun(m): 7:53pm On Jul 28, 2012
is chino just a bitter miserable child who always gets angry when he sees good things happening in states that are not his own? i noticed how the infant minded loser tried to wreck this thread with his foolishness and hate laced comments, and now i see he's hopelessly trying to do the same in the owerri thread. what a sore loser.
PoliticsRe: Ndi Igbo For 2015(pix) by Faun(m): 7:47pm On Jul 28, 2012
Beaf: Anyim, Rochas and Ngige are the A list.
did I just read you say ANYIM? WTF!!!
PoliticsRe: Aregbesola Calls For Ministry Of Northern Affairs. by Faun(m): 3:58am On May 12, 2012
[size=16pt]...CHEI! LOOK AT SHYMMEX' CARCASS LYING HELPLESSLY ON THE FLOOR EEEE! shocked shocked shocked

ABEG, SOMEBODY HELP ME MOVE THIS THING TO THE BOYS' QUARTERS BEFORE IT STARTS DECOMPOSING! shocked shocked shocked cry[/size]
PoliticsRe: *~ Gbawe Voted The Politics Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations by Faun(m): 8:53pm On Dec 09, 2011
Beaf na my person any day, and I would have loved to vote him. But since he isn't eligible, I'm finna vote OnlyTruth. Yes boss! OnlyTruth it is cool
CelebritiesRe: Photos Of Chinedu Ikedieze (Aki) & Nneoma's White Wedding In Lagos by Faun(m): 8:37pm On Dec 09, 2011
Testing
PoliticsRe: Phcn System Collapse Plunges Country Into Darkness by Faun(m): 6:19pm On Dec 30, 2010
Naija na waa!
EventsRe: Craziest Thing U Did This Year? by Faun(m): 4:30pm On Dec 30, 2010
I fuked 3 NL gurls. name witheld.
You're my hero.
CrimeRe: Police Shoots Man For Laughing by Faun(m): 4:11pm On Dec 30, 2010
I had a run-in with The Police on August. And my crime?
Well, I was driving right down a major road in Aba, when the hungry black toads flagged me down. The officer in charge asked for my licence, which I swiftly handed to him. Next, he demanded to see my car approval papers, which I also handed to him. Next thing, he asked for my spare tyre, fire extinguisher and tinted glass permit, all of which I still gave him. Next thing, he asked for my car approval papers, which I told him were RIGHT IN HIS HANDS (duh!).
Do you know what the FOOL did next? He accused me of insulting the police by wearing the popular designer shirt that has "Police" written on it!! WOW!!! Like play like play, these pigs wan arrest me! shocked
No be pesin tell me to just settle the bastards with 50 Naira and carry on with my life.
Music/RadioRe: Worst Songs Of 2010. by Faun(m): 4:43pm On Dec 28, 2010
As much as I've heard some impressive songs this year, there's also been a scary amount of clunkers. I'll try remembering some of them:

"Gear One Zero" by Faze - Chei, wetin be dis? Seriously, NO COMMENT.

"Panti No N'iro" - this song, in igbo, means "Pant Wey Hang For Outside." Another useless and meaningless piece of horseshit, dumped out by a proud member of one of Nigeria's most clueless artists.

"Bad Man" by Mode9 - Don't get me wrong. The only thing wey even help this song na the chorus and the beats, which weren't even made by Mode9. It's a pity, because I expected so much from him. Na only the beats wey dey cool. But if you dare filter em off leaving just Mode9's hollow lyrics in the verses, you go discover say that song just dey equivalent to the sound produced by a toothless man munching on kolanuts.
PoliticsRe: Bomb Blast In Jos by Faun(m): 1:08am On Dec 25, 2010
frosbel:
This is the handiwork of radical Islamic idiots, the majority of Nigerian Muslims especially those in the South just want peace like we all do.

With Iran and Saudi interference however , some demon possessed children will always make themselves available to do Satan's work.

Please lets not paint all Muslims with the same brush.
Okay, fair enough. But why is Islam the most hijacked and most negatively exploited religion to date? Forgive me if I sounded insensitive in the beginning; but each time I switch on the telly, the only news I get about Islam has to do with bombs and knives. I'm sure I'm not the only one who feels that way. The impression they've created so far is terrible. And these Christmas-Eve bombers aren't making things any better. :/
PoliticsRe: Bomb Blast In Jos by Faun(m): 12:54am On Dec 25, 2010
dalaman:
What about the Muslim media? when will they unviel the guns that were kept in the churches? you have no feet to stand on, for that you are now resorting to the purile talk of homosexuality in the church. You are a waste of time.
shocked shocked Do the Muslims have a media system? I thought they were too busy amputating each other's arms to care.
PoliticsRe: Bomb Blast In Jos by Faun(m): 12:48am On Dec 25, 2010
trenchcoat:
Do you think I have time to trade insults with you? You have shown me you are what you just wrote.
Trade insults? You call my post to you an insult? Sorry to disappoint you, but that was just me pointing out what you are. And since you consider it an insult, I guess it hurts your ego so badly, because it does reflect you for what you truly are - which has also been confirmed from the successive replies to your clueless theory. Unfortunately for you though, I was brought up never to insult beggars, and you happen to fall into that category. Too bad.
PoliticsRe: Bomb Blast In Jos by Faun(m): 12:40am On Dec 25, 2010
Abu-Maryam:
seing is believing, no medium broadcast the massacre of muslim in Dogon nahauwa untill Aljazeera turn up the Can. is equally here, but the eye witness has unrevail the facts,  Do you think we dont COCIN at Rukuba JUnction is full of weapons, or OUR LADY FATIMA at Ali Kazaure. all these are in Jos. And gradually the fishi activities of CAN and it associate in Jos will be fully unreveil. Am surprise Julian Assange (wilkileaks guru) dont know about it.
I'm giving you a second chance, retardo - do you have any links to support this rotting pile of horseshit you call a post?
Your tactless and stupid post above has just confirmed you to be a local village fool with an IQ in 7 decimal places
PoliticsRe: Bomb Blast In Jos by Faun(m): 12:25am On Dec 25, 2010
Why the insult write like a
gentleman, you are calling Abu-Maryam a terrorist but by what you wrote who has acted as the terrorist?
You're a complete and total dullard.
PoliticsRe: Bomb Blast In Jos by Faun(m): 12:18am On Dec 25, 2010
I feel really bad for the innocent and unfortunate souls who lost their lives in this terrible tragedy. On the other hand, I find the useless, baseless and bone-crushingly stupid fabrications from the shameless muslim posters on this thread, well, useless, baseless and bone-crushingly stupid.
So, Abu-Maryam - with your bewildering stupidity, you claim machine guns were found in this church. Well, funny enough, I've searched all possible news outlets and blogs regarding this issue, and I still haven't found a single one of them lending credence to your cretinism-induced bellows. Could you please be kind enough to insert a link? Oh, I guess not - the story doesn't exist, but is only a mere fabricated story from a crack-dullard like yourself, just trying to justify the imbecillic behavior of the Muslims. I seriously wonder why these guys even take you seriously.

Moving on. . .
Christianity EtcRe: Merry Christmas O. Eku Odun O, Emi A S'opo E by Faun(m): 11:33pm On Dec 24, 2010
I wish you the same, mate.
FamilyRe: My Wife Is Dating Her Boss. Pls Help Me. by Faun(m): 2:36pm On Dec 23, 2010
You may not see the clues if you stupidly think that your wife must be a saint; but if you were once or still a playboy you can never trust any woman 100% even your wife and when she makes any slight move of having emotional attachment to another man you will know immediately not 3 years. This happens to the brothers who always claim to be 'holier than thou' born agains.
There was an experience of a lady who claims that her fiance says no sex before marriage and she accepted, but was always coming to my friends room to Shine her Congo regularly even up to 2 days before their wedding.
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OH MY LAWD!
FamilyRe: My Wife Is Dating Her Boss. Pls Help Me. by Faun(m): 2:32pm On Dec 23, 2010
"I wish I hv a taste of pudding"?
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PoliticsRe: Forget Lagos, Acn Tells Jonathan by Faun(m): 6:34pm On Dec 21, 2010
We all know
ACN will use Fashola to win the
election and dump him maybe
via impeachment
Please, speak for yourself and quit making baseless and factless utterances. Exactly how do know? Has ACN done it before, or are you mistaking PDP for the aforementioned party now?
SportsRe: Glo-caf Awards: Eto'o Is African Footballer Of The Year by Faun(m): 3:50pm On Dec 21, 2010
I wonder when Yakubu would win this 'African Footballer Of The Year Award.'
Well, maybe in 2094.
CelebritiesRe: Where Is Sisqo?have D Dragon Unleashed On Him by Faun(m): 10:00pm On Dec 18, 2010
grin grin grin
I guess the dragon finally finished him after it was unleashed.
PoliticsRe: What Made Nigeria So Populated by Faun(m): 1:21pm On Dec 17, 2010
strangerf:
Thanks for the compliment. And you wrote all of that for me? I am flabbergasted beyond belief, never had someone pay so much attention to me. Now I can go to my grave, knowing that i have impacted someone, Faun


Once again, thanks for your time. Nsobu!
Oh, sure. You're most definitely welcome. And if the highlighted part is anything to go by, it's easy to understand why you storm the internet with petty tribal issues to cheer yourself up. Keep doing what you're doing, bro. . . From the basement. wink

Once again, you're welcome.

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