₦airaland Forum

Hahahahaha
Sani, use Laplace transformation to know who be the 2 from the 300 calls.

Esama:
Anyone contest for a position under this pdp might wasted he/her resources. Edo pdp are in disarray.

Nai be say you nor read this news.

Maxymilliano:
Hmmm .. He looks a small fry when compared with his major opponent, Omo Agege

When time reach, you go know say Delta state dey use PDP dey breath.

Nigeria cast.
Brain Vs Dundee.
Many know Dundee but because of ass licking for favors,dem say na Dundee.
If nor be gold,you nor fit paint am to be gold.

Buckeyemedia1:
Jehovah will now allow Delta state to be stupid enough to elect a speaker of a state house of assembly over the deputy leader of The Nigerian Senate?

One phone call to the IG of police from the deputy senate president, in front of Lawan Senate President, they will deflate Pdp’s powers in Delta State to use the Nigeria police force to their advantage.

Urhobos & UPU can’t be that stupid, it is Omo Agege we are talking about here not just anyone.

PDP has Delta state for real.

You nor talk of bag wey dem dey carry for front?

The arrangements of the universe is by chance,abi?

Nigerialabalaba:
Obi na featherweight politician. He be low budget PYO.

You must be living under the rock.

It is wrong to kill through the deception of religion or politics.
If we cannot stay together peacefully,let the side that wants to leave,
should be allowed.
Wetin sef?

Na slow poison...if you know you know.

Nigeria needs unusual President that is a non_conformist in Nigeria political environment.
Nigeria needs aka-gum!
Only one aka_gum presently in the presidential aspirants.
Obi,the aka_gum!

My own be say...
how you want take arrange another man pikin wey e papa dey around and without consent.
Don go for left over abi woman na your mate?

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

What is happening these days..

So many emotional and weak men everywhere

Anyway....let me not conclude....lets assume he is crying because he is aware of the deep shit is about to put his hand into...probably crying in advance

Because I see no reason why a man will be crying tears of joy in accepting dramatic, clingy, jealous, entittled, manipulative being into his life

Getting ready for continuous billing.

Continuous trending online sometimes, with stupidity is like oxygen to them and so much addicted to social media,if not they feel less human.

Only Peter Obi face nai resemble Nigeria pains and struggles and fighting hard to get out of such pressures.
The rest presidential aspirants na mocking and making fun of Nigeria (especially 2 of them).
Look their faces well well, dem get clear mind to fix Nigeria?

FactBoyz:
Keep Changing my quote. Zombie. Thunder Fire YOU AND YOUR FAMILY AGAIN AND AGAIN

We know say he dey edit the quote.
Revolution2022, you try for ya wayo.

My own na empty fried eggs.
Years back,fried eggs dey tire me because of different ingredients added like pepper(pepper na my man!), tomato, onion and salt.
I dey always tire to eat am finish.
But a friend tell me make I try empty fried eggs with little salt.
Oya I try am.
Wetin,you go notice with this method be this;
1)If you dey use to ingredients fried eggs,you go think say na recent you start to dey eat egg.
2) Eggs natural flavor or aroma go come even when you dey eat am
3)E nor go tire you especially when you nor too dry the eggs.

Ingredients
Eggs, vegetable oil and little salt.

Process:
Put pan for fire.
Add oil.
Some minutes hot(2 mins).
Add cracked eggs (Nor mix the yolk and the albumen or egg white).

Try am
Nor be every time you dey follow popular recipe.



Dem dey look me weird sometimes,
if I dey on the way, as I tell meyshy to fry my eggs as described above.
Everybody gets wetin e dey like.

Bahamas95:
Nice one.


But must everything be on camera? Can't these people do something on a low at times?.....That was how Denrele bought a new jacket the other day and decided to go and disturb Goldie.

That is why you are online.

Tattoo na signature of being in the streets....if you know you know

A relationship research prove that girls are easily tired of good guys.
So,go and meet ya ex nai good but nor ever come back to nairaland come complain o.
Na second journey kill Mungo Park

NwaNimo1:
https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/arsenio.gif

Nwanimo1!

You don shark?

Love is a temporary psychosis.

______Sigmund Freud.

grandstar:
There was no 419 then. I think that started in the late 80s or early 90s. I first heard of 419 in 1992.

There has been stealing or using "wayo" to obtain favor from time immemorial.What I would believe you now, is that, it was not an established career then.

Aurielfinizu:
Una no know say him biological father na Babangida...

The man mad way for him
To extend too much money ddnt allow him finish school from Maid...

The mother was dating Babangida and gave birth to him..

So he was born with silver spoon

I talk am.
How small boy then go rush get money?

Association of Better Nigeria man nai make IBB annul June12,1993 won by MKO Abiola.

A woman wey turn to man...nai be man?
Abegi!

Na catapult DSS they use now,
that is why they were overpowered by stone_age mob controlled by extremism in their religion.

Detest is an understatement for that word!

That time Nigeria still dey manage that time.
But now,90% of youths wey get resources now na criminal one way or the other.

I am really sorry my parents were wrong about BUHARI!

Most girls see dating as full time employment....and many guys will continue to pay wages.
If you know you know.

Nigeria police once paraded an oil company staff as ESN member.

Na God save that man.
Lie wey police dey put for innocent people heads, na Nigeria e many pass and many of the police nor dey well after sometime.