₦airaland Forum

MadamVanessa:
As a lady, there was a guy i was madly in love with, i gave him all the green light, dude seems not to noticed it. So i decided to take the bold step of asking him out, ofcourse he immediately said yes to me.


After few days i was so disappointed, dude dick was too short and small.., okay do it the way i want, he can't, okay darling go down on me and suck the hell out of the pussy, he can't , all he Knows was using his finger to dragged the clitoris ..that was so childish , suck the ass hole,he said nowhere... i couldn't tolerate his boring performance in bed so i called it a quit immediately.


Modified:
You lots are funny , so funny i swear. If women act like they don't like sex or enjoy it, you lots called us hypocrite, if we bare out our minds on how we feel about sex, how we want it, and how we hate boring sex, that when you confused lots start calling us hoe , olosho and all sort of demeaning names. So pathetic.


It seems most Nigerian men are not mentally sound seriously. Especially poverty stricken ones that full this forum. With this their attitudes they stupidly think i Vanessa, will attend to their dm. Una go wait tire, keep sending.

God bless America. During my stay in Ohio, i learned so much there. Here can never be there. It's incomparable. There you bare out your mind the way and manner you want it, without being insulted or being bullied.

I hail you!
Na man you be

If you eat...you eat again
If you know you know.

Since na one wife you get and you nor wan cheat, I beg control ya sef.
I dey with my wives.
Na dem dey beg for their turn.

CYBERSOLDIERSre:
Why are YoruBandits angry that Igbo's are doing the right thing now?


Yoruba's are confused people.

They said Igbo's are too proud, they said Igbo's can't negotiate, they said Igbo's needs political solutions, and now Igbo's have shown they are masters at the game and suddenly Yoruba's started wailing.

Why wailing.....

Statement from jajaweed....very apparent.

ATM MACHINE

nzeobi:
What do people gain from polygamy and having multiple wives

If you know you know.

Nai make men dey die earlier than women.
You must be higher than your wife mentality.

See as the guy wan melt like BMC for real life.
Hand go meet una one day wey dey support this government.

Na bad things go dey happen to lie Mohammed and his cohorts for nairaland as dem kill endsars youths.

chatinent:
New song loading..

Let me give you the lyrics... Expect it.

Title: Brother


Lyrics:
Intro:
o yeerrrrrh, brothers no bi enemies.
Two years ago, we parted, reacted, now God added us back. We packaged!

V1: (Paul)
No, no, no, nobody go know no no no no.
Na my brother, know know know know.
Yeah. We back again.
We do it yeah, we back again,
Who's back again?
Yeah,
na Psquare,
we no fit tear,
we back again
We no fit fear.
...yeah, after all these years
We shout make the devil release tears!

Hook:
Ye ye ye, who bi your brother? Shey na my brother?
Much love!
Shey who go call heaven, tell mama, say e don mend.
I say much love. Mama go dey smile, o mama. Every where nma nma. Yeah, mama.

Chorus:
O yeeeeeeeeeeeeeh. O yeeeeh. My brother. One bond, one blood, two bodies...but we are still one.
One, two, three, four...
who's brother?
Who's brother?
Who's brother?
Na me and brother! We no fit fall!
We twice as strong but...we no bi Burna!

V2: (Sakordie)
Iyani kana kpogwwe (weee!)
Mana fara, we no bi animal, no bi chimpanzee!
I no know but sanafara matangi.
Rotishana, will you call me?
Brothers bi brother, dem get hope.
Brother bi brothers, brothers over hoes.
Mi sha ni fan, pitani Europe.
Signing out, mafa na ga greater above no go elope.


V3: (Peter)
Putting differences behind, na true blood is thicker than water,
What any man do God refuse e no put assunder,
We started from the ghetto...yeeeh, we don get the rate oo, yeeeh, now we back again. Don't bother...this my my brother.

(Chorus)
(Hook)

Outro:
Remember... it's Psquare. We bi one no bi two gbawwwww!

Full song don complete.

You are going to be great as a writer of songs.

Chevon?
Na goat meat nai dem know

blamingthedevil:
I boil my water... sachet water comes from dirty water and environment

If you see some of the so-called sachet water companies...you nor go near sachet water.
Kuku dey boil water and filter if you can't afford purified water.

Flee from runs(ashi) girls...you will forever be grateful to God.
E get why!

We get peace since we dey sleep for mosquito treated nets over the past years.
Those wey dey get headaches for those wey sleep for mosquito treated nets.
Carry ya wahala comot for here.
Na you get mouth,you fit use am chop sh!t

Na the trademark of some yahoo boys.

walkbrazil4k:
I love music and I can't do without it and I always appreciate real music and even though I don't understand what the song is saying I would still listen to the song and this song called Gambia is one of the foreign songs that I love and I don't even understand what she is saying, I guess she is talking about Gambia, but the song is nice and great


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGxOz5C-xVQ

https://www.walkbrazil4k.com/2021/11/which-foreign-song-do-you-love-without.html?m=1

Good song.

Rydermaverick:
Na favour32 dey travel upandan..

e..I nor know say na small pikin I dey quote.

Massiveglory:
Are we really sure President Buhari is alive?
Are we really sure of who is the president's office?
This kind of impunity are huge signs that something fishy is wrong in the presidency.

The one wey dey travel up and down na wetin?

Escape enter Canada with full speed!
Your only REGRET after months in Canada will be.... with tears;
why have you wasted so many years in Nigeria?

When you start....you must continue.
If you dey live your life for social media...the dey you rest, viewers go know say something wrong.
Nor ever rest o.... you must continue to update even if you dey die.
Nor nothing dey golden pass privacy.
Nai God use pass everything...if not Devil for don cast am..

Dsalvo:
Did your great, great, great, great grand parents know Jesus Christ? Why are you then willing to swear Jesus and Christianity as superior when they both were not known in Nigeria even 200 years ago?

I was born into a Christian home so I am not against Christianity. Yet I recognise the dangers of proclaiming my ways and worship supperior to that of others.

Why not live and let live? The most successful nations in the world are secular leaning. Whereas Nigeria that is likely the most religious nation in the world, with more church than houses on some road, remains very bleeped up and worsening .

Go and figure that out to know that it is people like you, on the side of Christianity and Islam, who are the real problem of Nigeria.

If you can show me how Christianity and Islam have helped Nigeria, better than the traditional belief system of our forefathers, then I may view you a wise man.

Otherwise you seem very ignorant, brainwashed and 'herded' to me.

God bless you my man!

PrinceOfLagos:
Idol worshipping

I reject Idol worshipping

What you reject others accept.

Vinnie2000:
Woww!!
It's Nice a Lady knows the value of Fathers in a child's life!!..
Though not celebrated like mother's, Fathers sacrifice alot !

Saying this Because one Aunty Future is Female who always tells us here dat They are Dangerous!
According to her, you should not leave daughters with Dem as They are all potential rapists!

Once again, Kudos to you! God Bless your Dad and you too!

Who tell you say na lady?

Davash222:
This can't be Rozz. Go and return the phone to the owner.

So, you see am too?
That phone nor dey the owner hand

Namdeenero:
The Ogochukwu girl looks like a Bullmastiff

So you see am...

Crowwejihadist:
Honestly Tinubu is giving you nightmares, that's why you have to peddle fake news against him at any given opportunity.

Buhari never do una.
Na 79 years old Tinubu nai go finish una.

helpee:
The last time I checked, most marriages that are crashing nowadays are monogamous relationship. What is positive about monogamy?

Nor mind them...dem view the world from their eyes only.
Make e answer na... most couples wey divorce na monogamy.

Shedrack777:
what are you thinking, that bad guys means being a criminal, doing drugs and other evil vices? no! a bad guy here means an RED PILLED alpha male who knows how to please and control a woman

Ok..
I thought the usual bad guy with negative disposition.

Shedrack777:
because na bad guys sweet pass. and na bad guys dey spend money pass. that's why as a man, try and be a bad guy during your youth days before it's time for you to settle down and become a good guy

Many of the past bad guys dey grave.

Na so pastors dey run matter for one of my sister in-law hand.

Buhari go give unu gas free.

PaChukwudi44:
Oga nothing like that.SS/SE will vote Atiku over a drug baron like Tinubu

I nor dey support Tinubu but if na only Tinubu nai come out from South,so be it make he run am.