₦airaland Forum

If you know say you go fit cope accept the job.
Na for job them for dey look for better job.

Cyprus nor be one.
The one wey dey under Turkey control na die.
But the other one na yahoo base.
Na the second home of Nigeria youths wey get career for yahoo yahoo.

Na understatement to say Nigeria jagajaga.
Dem dey kill anyhow anywhere like who dey pluck orange.

Jmichael1:
i will not stop bcause i must win bk all the money they hv collected from me..give up no follow at all.

Never chase your losses.
One of the laws of gambling.

Gambling has given me millions.
So,who say gambling bad make he chop sh!t!

That is why the topic, summary is taught in elementary use of English language at high school.


Sleep nearly catch me as I dey read dey go.
****The girl love the so-called first boy even if he beats her.
She dey use you as plan be to calm down.
If you know wetin dey....dey ya lane.
If na ya pikin las las you go know.

gasparpisciotta:
In Naija, na female aboki from Birnin Kebbi go dey the other line.

Voice from the other line: “Ina oni du Allah, Auwalu ne?”

Me: wrong number

Voice: Tambaya ne ke yi, Auwalu ni?

Me: drops the call

Phone rings again from same line

Me: blocks line from ringing....smh

You never see something...
So much phone numbers kept on disturbing my peace in the past.

Most of the unknown callers are from the North.
I had a funny caller last time...

Calls came...

Caller A:"bla,bla,bla,bla(Northern language"

Me: I could not understand the language and I replied,
"wrong number!"

Caller A:The funny dude perhaps could not fully understand English language and turn around to ask if I were the one that called his number.
"Wrong namba?"
I hung up immediately as if there was no need for me wasting my time with language interference.
The dude kept on beeping my phone until I got tired and block him off.
Yet,my phone kept on reporting his blocked number as he never got tired.


Na so many of them dey do....I come dey block numbers as if na job

JaroMan:
Honestly, this family is doing things rather too fast.
I won't say more than this, you see Nigeria celebrities on Twitter and IG, you to be careful with them.

Are you related to the owners of Dowen college?

shigishege:
That mean they are all in trouble. This is the man I feel namidi should have employed instead but due to tribal bigotry in thier blood they rather continue to suffer than hire another tribe's man to deliver them.

Who is Namidi?

abbey621:
Tomorrow now when you wake up and they tell you say Jesus na Heysues, you go gree? Wahala no dey finish

Na so ..na only foreigners own nai dem dey respect as one US musician change e name... everybody agree.

Nigerians!
Very difficult people sometimes.
Person correct e name...usai! una say e must dey answer wetin nor be e name.
Most politicians dey learn work where unu dey.

This man try wella

So, anything you wan do, make you dey video am...so that people go know and clap for you

madridguy:
Rest in peace Itunu. Ivory Coast is like North Korea. I have never heard any good thing about the country.

Who nor go nor know.
Ivory coast nor be better country.

freeborn02:
Dear Igbos on nairaland, ask yourselves if Ben ayade is a Yoruba man.

Yorubas are not the cause of your problems in Biafra/ igboland.

If Azikiwe had listened to Awolowo, none of you would be fighting Anybody today. Even your Biafra would have become a reality

If you must blame anybody, direct your blames to greedy Azikiwe.

History proved Azikiwe as the problem when other smart politicians like Awolowo and Enahoro saw the future.

Make una they look.
Wahala sef dey for monogamy.
Leave us with our polygamy.

If Arsenal get draw dem try.
Arsenal fan but na money matter.
My wives must "flex"

Higher percentage of persons wey dey apply for police work don taya for life and if they enter,dem dey dey against law abiding people.
Nigeria police cast sha

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram Dis MANCHI don JUNZ alert...


Amabobi u don JUNZ alert...


weda ur cumpass NAA..

I don de tell Una sey, Make EVERYBODY carry der own KALA...


If too sey u Na hard MAN and u get KALA, na to JAZZ in wer doz MANCHIS Dem stop..


AMAMBOBI bruta oboni SUICIDE.. Amabobi d MANCHI... MANKOKO PILOLO KUNTOTO..

BLAST like 2 SHOTS 4 air .. amabobi EVERY AMA go TWAMER...

WTF MAN

Na you waste your time like this?

We nor dey click anyhow.
You spoil wetin you for finish.
I dey go back straight!
You try wella

We nor dey click anyhow.
You spoil wetin you for finish.
I dey go back straight!

AmazingELixir:



Yet The Legendary Lai Mohammed and the mongrels that call themselves senior special advisers and ofcourse not forgetting the resident NL miscreants says, Buhari is the best thing to happen to Nigeria on security.

Never seen sucha collection of self deluding sycophants gathered in a single political unit as APC members.

If I may even ask....who are those he qualified as responsible, for his own sake I hope politicians are not part of it...only farmers to my reckoning are qualified for gun licensing.

Nor mind that e statement, responsible Nigerians only to bear arms for self defense while the irresponsible ones are fit to die.

That guy face be like mumu person.
He may be innocent.

90% na plan B...if you know you know.

Olden days news.

A little torch light will save y9ur life.

Klington:
Hungerbad

He had a human touch of kindness.

Even more mumu know say na two colours nai dey Nigeria flag.

No matter what you do for a girlfriend,
when it is time to dump your sorry ass,she won't look back at how good you have been good to her.
Gift giving...
why is it one way most times?
Arrange your wife only but when it didn't go your way,it is less emotionally draining than a mere girlfriend.
Reno is right on this but most people wouldn't understand.

MadamVanessa:
As a lady, there was a guy i was madly in love with, i gave him all the green light, dude seems not to noticed it. So i decided to take the bold step of asking him out, ofcourse he immediately said yes to me.


After few days i was so disappointed, dude dick was too short and small.., okay do it the way i want, he can't, okay darling go down on me and suck the hell out of the pussy, he can't , all he Knows was using his finger to dragged the clitoris ..that was so childish , suck the ass hole,he said nowhere... i couldn't tolerate his boring performance in bed so i called it a quit immediately.


Modified:
You lots are funny , so funny i swear. If women act like they don't like sex or enjoy it, you lots called us hypocrite, if we bare out our minds on how we feel about sex, how we want it, and how we hate boring sex, that when you confused lots start calling us hoe , olosho and all sort of demeaning names. So pathetic.


It seems most Nigerian men are not mentally sound seriously. Especially poverty stricken ones that full this forum. With this their attitudes they stupidly think i Vanessa, will attend to their dm. Una go wait tire, keep sending.

God bless America. During my stay in Ohio, i learned so much there. Here can never be there. It's incomparable. There you bare out your mind the way and manner you want it, without being insulted or being bullied.

I hail you!
Na man you be

If you eat...you eat again
If you know you know.