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Never tell all.
If you know you know.

Masturbating nor be the problem.
Solution A
Correct the alkaline/acid imbalance for your body, you go dey fine.
*Go 90% organic on food.
*Cut down on salt.
Na blood dey flow go ya member to make am strong.If the body nor fine, pressure of blood go low and ya member go dey flaccid.
Solution B
Create happiness for ya self.
Do things wey nor go make you unhappy.
Psychological effect dey wey still make member to get perpetual sleep.
Free ya mind, you go dey okay.
Solution C
Purification of organs through herbs.
Na about herbs nai go do the work.
***Water own dey.
***Gin own dey.
Water own:
Make I talk one:
That dry part of banana or plantain leaves boiled.....and seven others.

Gin own:
The root of a particular grass soaked in gin......and nine others.

.... other food wey many dey rush wey you go cut down.
Ya member go answer yagayaga.
6 rounds na small when don receive the knowledge.
Nor give me shishi until you don dey go 6 rounds of average of 12 minutes per rounds.
After a month of free treatment (na you go source for materials,if bush dey around you ,na bonus be that, as some na market you go buy em),you thank me.
If na onyinbo medicine you want try good luck.

Many nor dey learn.
Theory dey sweet but when e reach practical, na different ball game.
Pray for luck.
Nigeria nor be country wey you say see wetin you want and you get am easily.
When we dey younger, nai we talk all these.
But now we arrived@variety.

Hand go meet this .an soon.

Nai Oyinbo dey call blatant lie!
Arrangee story!
Everywhere clean for who dem beat.
No bruises,
No swollen mouth and eyes.
No general discomfort seen.
O boy this man for go back to primary school,make dem teach am to know say who dem beat nor be him go use mouth talk am.

Nigeria wey dey bend person face except you break away.

This pastor try for wetin e do so.

Futuragetty:
Ndi Hausa self.
Fa che na Covik19 bu death sentence.
imagine what an educated man from the north has done, endangering the lives of the public.
what will an uneducated person from the same north will do naa?
Ndi Hausa, ike anyi na unu ji ebi agwuola anyi.
Anyi choro obodo nke anyi.
BIAFRA bu nke anyi.
OBODO BIAFRA ga abia riri na oge na adighi anya.

Nor let name deceive you.
Nor be every name come from North.
Many Adamu Mohammed na from Edo state.

Afungo:
What abt the ladies sleeping with someone's husband

That one na blessing.
So many rich married men don upgrade many poor girls lives

So marriage don become business wey you go borrow to take invest?
Regulate your mental capacity to make emotional stress inactive.
Nothing is worth dying for in any relationship.
Self preservation is the ultimate.
Learn to create happiness for yourself.
Do not impress anyone at your detriment.
If you do not have it say so.
If that will end any relationship, so be it and move on.
Let any where belle face be your best line.
So,take life easy and do not restrict your desires or choices to a limited quantity.
Broaden your scope.
Anyhow.... yagayaga!

MichealKin50:
This is the same girl December last year before proposing to her, I asked her if she has cheated on me before. To get the truth from her, I lied to her that I've cheated on her she also told me she has cheated on me. When I finally told her that I was lying about cheating on her that since we met I've never seen another girl she also told me that she was lying too about cheating on me. When I told her to swear with the Holy Bible she refused to swear. I went ahead and proposed to her on 31st December hoping to marry her before end of this year.

To propose to her means nothing to her.
Watch her,
as she knows so many things you don't know about.

SeverusSnape:
We have 'high bugdet' Almajiris on Nairaland. Those that are paid by the government to defend all their rubbish online. They are truly being used and abused by politicians.

B4 nko.
Nairaland na their virtual office

Person wey donate 100
make e malt relax.

I nor understand.
Na only Port Harcourt be Rivers State now?

meum:
The big question is why do these people abscond?

Many thinks say dem go from treatment kill dem

Covid19 nor respect if rich or poor.
This virus come merge rich and poor together because e nor send class difference.
Covid19 nai dem dey ask of person.
Wey vice president?
Wey this wey that?
Oshiomhole and Obaseki fight dey break.
Amotekun nko?

Corruption kill Nigeria die.
Na few places nai you nor fit go for Nigeria.

Iscoalarcon:
Malam the table shaker
if you are looking for Governors in Nigeria that are fearless and don't give sh:.t about what others say, just go straight to El-Rufai and Wicked Wike
If not because of Nigerian politics I would have love to have them as President and VP I believe they will transform Nigeria because they will use some form of IronFist which is what is needed in this country

E no go work.
Dem go perform very poor.
As Nigeria nor be one,e go express wella.
El Rufai na core pro-North while Wike na core pro-South.
The time wey dem go use work nai dem go dey take dey settle scores as both no go ever cooperate.

Coldie:
Mean while Rivers state is doing TOTAL indefinite lockdown till further notice. A state that has only recorded 2 cases.

LoL

Dem attack the governor nai e vex rearrange lockdown again

Oh!
Thom Beers
Ron Periman
Joe Irwin
Alisdair Simpson
go add am join others.....if you know you know!
Next egungun be careful...na main road you dey go.

julieeni:
I'm over it now, at least I didn't give in to thoughts of commiting suicide I used to hate him and wish him death, but not anymore because I have forgiven him and I wish him well, but he will never see his son again.

"he will never see his son again,"
Na your son you dey punish nor be the man.

woke4eva:
Zombie generations......What a pity...They will only have power to insult pastors like they forced you to come to church or give tithe??

Yes Pastor you have been right all long while the herd of Nigerian zombies have been crucifying you and misquoting you..

Is wearing a mask scientific...??.....The answer is definitely NO!!


You can imagine wearing ankara , bra, pant and all sort of funny and dirty looking clothe material all in the name of preventing covid 19.....lol


You are only killing yourselves and decreasing your immune system...Nobody has a prove that covid 19 is airborne.....You are only decreasing your oxygen intake there by increasing your stress hormone (cortisol)......And that indeed makes your more susceptible to being a victim of their satanic PLANdemic.... Cuz ofcourse your eyes is a free passage for mr. corona ........Can you now see the stupidity??..

Wear the mask forcefully or you will be arrested......If we can force them to adhere to that; they will be ready to swallow anything.....Heeheee...Shame!!

I pity this generation....It is almost looking like a lost cause and it is quite sad.....sobs

Many wey dey curse the pastor nor go school.So, nor blame dem.

pyyxxaro:
Pls permit me to blame Buhari for this



I said PLEASE OH

Why you go talk like that when you correct.
E wait make him daughter and others run enter before e lock door.

Racoon:
Petrol should sell much more lower than this price if the govt truly wants to be sincere to itself.

The government can never be sincere.
E get bad spirits wey dey control Aso Rock.

Goke7:
The Kwara state Govt can add 10k more to make it N20k monthly, kudos to the minister. those that are bashing the FG can add more to the 10k instead of spewing rubbish

Nor mind dem.
Some people dey here. Dem nor dey ever appreciate anything for their life.
Somebody wey say 10k too small na bad person.
Wetin e don do for anybody make e talk am.
If 10k too small,you are free to add am monthly.
Nothing wey person go do for una wey una nor go complain.
Difficult human beings!
Dem nor know wetin be help.

Who is got the meme of a man with stones held behind him.
Those stones are meant for this government.
Divide and rule government.

Hand don meet the woman sha.
In other way round, if na slap malware police men dey slap innocent people wey dem don kill with provocations e for better as dem for still dey alive.
Make una nor build mountain out of anthill.
Or rather, make una nor kill a fly with a sledge hammer?
Na only me talk differently because 70% of police brutality nobody dey know.
The one wey go dey nak another man kpekus for Akwa Ibom State because the owner nor get better sense to use hidden cameras for everywhere trap the deviant police man never finish o.
If una lock the woman too long.
Nai be say the 6 children go kuku dey live for police station.
I nor say wetin the woman do good o but make una nor treat the woman like say she kill person.

Until Stan Krocodile hands off Arsenal.
Arsenal will remain the same.
The man is not a football lover.He is only interested in cash inflow into his account as a business man.
If Arsenal fully had the Russian billionaire Usmanov, Arsenal would have moved to the permanent site.
S.k,the business man will not be there forever.
Until then,
avoid people,no hand shake(if you shake @ all rush immediately as if sh!t dey ya hands go wash them with soap and running water or use standard sanitizer.
If you shake hands 10x wash instantly 11x or no shake.
No embrace,no holding of hands,wear masks.
Drink the herb wey dem arrange for antibiotics.
Avoid spirit or rum and the relations.
Nor forget to put public use sanitizer for front of ya house or shop or Washington and soap for who wan do business with you or visit you
Kpekus hitting nor get advice.
Penis wey rise nor get conscience.

Wetin the man for video.
E for don drive the wife tay tay.
The police man for nor get power like say e get small video of the matter.
E good make person dey wise and updated.
Like say e install hidden camera all this uproar for nor dey.
The police man for wonder how he take appear for tv as he e play local derby.

Samirana360:
Patronising ndokwa....if u know u know

God save you ...if you know you know

If una send dem back to Edo state.Dem go pass bush enter Delta back

agabusta:
Keep quiet pls!

Did you see anything like corona in the bill? Is corona the only pandemic that can happen to the world?

So you shall be cursed!