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Na wife nai scarce pass money.

Yahoo man

kenny714433:
That's why it's called "Adventure". It's risky and the risks makes it more fun for the adventurers.

I remember what happened to me after reading King Solomon's mine. Damn! A book that told horrifying journey into a dessert just to discover a mine filled with diamonds. Most of the characters died due to thirst and snow.

I smiled, decided to become the next adventurer. Since my place is quite near to blue river of Azumini, Abia state, I considered the river.

The lush vegetation and crystal blue river made the place resemble Caribbean sea. "Oh! Capt. Jack Sparrow d second is here" I boasted to all those who cared to listen.

As I stepped into the cold blue river, it gave me a scintillating and sweet feelings. Little did I know that my egungun is already dancing to the express and my village people won't stop the drum.

One small boy pushed me inside to check my skills and even ran away bcoz they were playing pursue game. I tried screaming for help, the more I did the more gulp I took. I fell like lead and was lucky to push my legs against the river floor.

A hand picked my collar and dragged me back to life. Instead of those little imps to feel sorry, they burst into uncontrollable laughter.

Na so swimming take end for me. Till today the only water I love is the one inside cup. My eyes red as if I smoke expired weed.

When I arrived home, I wrote in my diary "Today I survived shipwreck and was marooned in the island of blue sea. And my next adventure will be in the Bermuda.

Fellow!
Creative writing!
Another world filled with gold!
I use to be a creative writer until my egungun entered express road powered by chaotic Nigeria...as hand meet me

Chinua Achebe
Wole Soyinka
Dilibe Onyeama
Yode Omotosho
Dora Akunyili
Mko Abiola
Musa Yar Adua
Isaac Boro
Ken Saro Wiwa
Fela Anikolapo Kuti
Majek Fashek
Nnamdi Kanu
Ambrose Alli
Odumegwu Ojukwu
Rashidi Yekini
George Finidi
Kanu Nwankwo
Peter Rufai
Omoyele Sowore
Peter Obi
Jay Jay Okocha
Emmanuel Amunike
Daniel Amorkachi
Tai Solarin
Gani Fawehimi
Orits Wiliki
Ayo Makun
Osita Osadebe

N700M nai Ize-iyamu share with others The matter still dey court.
If this man be governor,how e go be Edo state?
Hand go meet una if this man enter o

milkyworld:
Some mothers do have them...

You be old school!
Indomie generation nor know wetin you mean.

When e go be Regina Nwoko?
The marriage na contract?

My six months old daughter wey die December 30th 2015 dey heaven.

SocialJustice:
How about you believe what you want and I do same.

Nigeria with low class poorly educated atheists.

Don't mind those low budget agnostics.

Dem must use aebaekae take open this man skull to check the brain.

KaptainAfrika:
Loool imagine if this boy turned out to be a Fulani boy.

Dem nor dey sing na.

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr

Isoright
Good for all those that don't stake with sense
But that won't deter we the real niggarrrs from playing


We Will continue to stake our money on it with sense
Because for every day we wake we are faced with more than a hundred ways to become a millionaire of which gambling is among

A big shout out to my fellow gamblers, punters, stakers, risk takers and high rollers

I know say you must show.
Who betting kill nai e badluck.

Did guy nor get mind @all.
E for use the remaining money take off to Abuja go start life.
If e good for am, e start to pay small small.

Na so most women dey run dey leave men wey hand don meet.

Ward chairman now don dey be recognize boss by force.

The senator try weda e do am for Cameroon or Nigeria.
Some senators dey wey nor send, so far, the money rest wella for account.

Zabiboy:

MANY WOMEN ARE UNMARRIED, NOT BECAUSE THEY CANT FIND A MAN BUT BECAUSE THEY CANT FIND A MAN RICH ENOUGH TO PAY FOR THE WEDDING SHOW-OFF THAT THEY AND THEIR FAMILY ARE TOO POOR TO AFFORD..
*drops pen

Blacks don dey follow or copy copy white tey tey without research to find out the truth.
Marriages involve a man,a woman and parents....nai Reno prove so.
Ignorance nai make Africa dey back so.

Thanks for this knowledge.
Trolls dey run away from this kind article.

DonFreshmoney:
Will you shuttup your dirty stinking mouth Ize Iyamu?

Audio thieving pastor that you are..

The 700 million tif moni wey dem share we never talk am finish o.
If this one put eye for Edo state treasury, hand go meet Edo state people o!

AmazingMOG:
All time best movie.


Still watching it till day specially part two the twin tower

God bless Aragon

God bless gandaf

God bless all the elfves

Go bless Sam wise Gangi

What of Peter Jackson?
What of J.R.R Tolkien?

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright




Una nor dey read for this Nairaland
Garba lawal is protecting him
He wants the best for him
Make une dey read a written statement

Many nor dey understand English language or logic.

Chige777:
Does it matter bro. I am a very busy person so I don't normally log in. So today I seek the opinion of people here you gonna start with that??

As dem get Pathfinder na so dem get faultfinder.

Froshloaded:
What if she dies while you are smashing in the afternoon
Na still the same thing

The guy think say to die na hours.
Abi morning holy
Afternoon holy too.
Night na be demonic.

Themandalorian:
Young up and coming scammers, I hope you can all see this? Hard work pays, don't try to cheat your way through the system sooner or later the law will catch up with you.

Make Nigeria ready.
As from 15years of age don dey learn "work".
Dem take am like who dey learn tailoring, mechanical and hair dressing.
Dem full street die without shame,dey talk on top of their voices with expensive phones which under normal circumstances, never reach to use.
Na future hand go meet all these ones.

Checked my crystal ball.
He is alive!

Joshmodest:
Any one supporting oshiomole or obaseki is maddd !!

Your own don show already.

Nigerianization:
This Obaseki issue is going to consume the PDP if they are not careful.

Na lie!

Females get mind pass males.
Females wey dey wait gidigbam@ 12 mid-night for junctions without fear of ritualists.
If na man fear go grip am o

Create plan b and waka.
Most human beings nor dey remember good things.

BlackZeus17:
its a lie... the bubu i know was not saddened. He was shocked.

Me myself I nor saddened but I shock like Buhari.

SILVERLINES:
Broom, one of those catalogues used by native doctors and masquerades in my Ananng community.

Strangers be careful....

JOHNSONSOLAFUNMI:
northerners fighting over southern land and some people still think secession won’t be favorable to southerners.... Na ZIK Bleep up sha, he should have allowed the secession clause to be inserted into the 1954 constitution

Anthony E. tried but Zik nai spoil everything....if you know you know.