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newyorks:
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lolz..this thing u did now..I normally do it to people o. that "." thing.I dey do am die,buh now u do me am,kai I dey feel bad oo.. u no get any advice??

adewumiopeyemi:
I don't even understand what u wrote.. I. Need. An interpreter

lolz..boss..abeg take ur time read am na..na English I take write am o
and I was in a hurry.

okay guys..here goes ma short story
I am in a group of 5(3 boys nd 2gals) and we are all close sha,we read together always,we re medical students.but in this group I normally hang out with a particular girl,let me call her x.
she is really pretty nd soooooo ambitious and she reads a lot,so we normally read together all the time.she is very cool and we talk bout so many things ranging from sex to stuff(am not chyking her oo)..
anyways,she started acting weird and always saying stuff like.."if I sit on ur laps now,what will u do??"...."did u cook??..I want to come to ur lodge"
other people in our group started noticing this and whenever they tease her about dating me..she will be like "me date fayded??God forbid".every time dating topics come up she always use me for example..and be like.." its just like me dating fayded now..I can't oo".

fast forward to last week,d other girl in d group showed x a screenshot of ma chats with x..which I sent to our WhatsApp group(just 5 of us are in d group),buh d ish is that I sent dt screenshot last year and I wasn't close to x at dt time,she wasn't even part of the group oo..and there was nothing serious in d screenshot.
x was very pissed at me in school,and really carried face..me ,I just pretended like there is nothing there.I later apologized sha,nd x was like she wasn't really angry at me.
now on Friday at d library after classes,x started those weird questions like.."I need a man".."do u know when d hormone "serotonin" is released..??"..serotonin is released during orgasm sha..and that question made us talk bout sex and squirting and stuff.
so on Saturday,I talked to the other girl in d group on WhatsApp privately,and I was like"please make x not fall for me,as in tell her bad things about me"...then the other gal was like x is attracted to intelligent guys that,that is how it is.
buh she came up with a plan that we would make x believe I have a crush on a nursing girl..u know..just to kill d love..But I told her to forget it,that I would deal with it squarely.and I BEGGED HER TO DELETE D CHAT IMMEDIATELY.
then on Sunday..next thing she said is that x has seen our chat and that x said she doesn't really like me in dt way..I was soooooo fucking pissed at her..I begged her to delete that chat.and this girl always always teases me and x that we re in love..
okay,so today in Skul,I snubbed nd ignored that girl throughout today..I even left d normal seat I normally stay to read with x and went inside inside d library.x still found me there..and was like "why am I running from d normal seat??".. I just gave her an excuse that people were on dt seat when I came..
now in d afternoon..that other girl kept coming to talk to me,and I kept ignoring her..
she now called an emergency meeting outside..nd was like..let d group ask me what she did...d stuff now started getting dramatic..nd I hate drama..I have ds feeling,that I overreacted..
guys,what do I do tmao??cos..we will still read together after class..ohh nd I blocked d other girl on WhatsApp.
and I dnt have feelings for x.I just like her intelligence nd enthusiasm..

abeg I know its lengthy,buh this is happening now..nd I need una advice,pardon ma typos biko

hard to see a fine girl,who isn't freaked bout her beauty..they re mostly..dumb nd shallow

emmyid:
Lol... While serving I was a master skippo...always skipping functions but never caught, tanx to my God who understands dat body no be wood. I always 'smell danger, I tink SSS need my services as a dictative.

detective..sir,not dictative
this is not dictation and even if it is,u still didn't get d spelling right

sassieconte:
11. Self Discovery. Discover ur talent like dis young man. Wait up for his masterpiece single...

oga..u just dey go upandan for every post dey advertise ds guy...if em finally drop dt song nd it is about a girl's nyash or all ds stupid love ish..
d thunder....

Joeeasy:
Hahaha boss... I truly value your contribution, I don't want to learn from my own mistakes. A least the ones made by my elder brothers are enough for me to learn from. And as I said earlier, I can't do anything that will hurt her.

good..now just be urself..dnt go bout thinking of her too much..focus on ur studies..
d fact that ur even talking bout her here means u take it serious,so just lay back a lil...she will come

okay..listen up..man..am a geek..just like u..nd I was once in ur shoes..sadly
.mine didn't last..here is Wh I learnt
1...if she really likes/loves u..she would stay wth u,no matter the marriage talk brouhaha or something

2..never make a life changing decision based on a girl..I repeat..NEVERRRR
just be urself nd be cool,if she likes u,she would stay,just dnt stress urself thinking of d future..do ur best,be ur best,leave d rest..

on this note..I rest ma case..
oh and by the way..if u get d chance,knack am,my brother knack am well well.dnt even have mercy..be a tiger oooo
Dts Wh saved me in mine..

CanadianNurse:
I think nairaland sensors words like Mouth Gig and pussy and the rest am sorry if the words were too raw thanks

yea..just noticed..
are u a nurse?..or a Canadian??

kenneth348:
Congrats, great man. But cr7 wedding will blow more than urs. Hit like if we are together

why do u have to hate??..
is Rinaldo marrying ur sister??..
see ur mouth like..cr7 wedding will blow more than urs.."
Mouth Gig
*modified*
nairaland will just not allow me to blow..which one is mouth gig??..I wrote blo_w job dia..
mouth gig...32 gig

lemme soak ds garri... am coming

innovatn4change:
No shit. 20% in less than a week. IS he God. Its not like he can just will it and it becomes. For Bleep sake Wenger saying we are going to win the league this season doesnt automatically translate into victory. Not until results are in can it be so. If na so, then corruption is dead in naija, theres good power supply, 2million youths have been employed just becoz buhari says so.

are u sure u re in Nigeria??..my friend ..take time o.which 2 million youths??
which good power supply?? was it not last week that we were thrown into national blackout,0mw nationwide..
I dunno d weed u re smoking,buh puleaseeeee stop taking it.

oga..correct dt topic..its "wives".. not " wifes"..its too early for such gbagaun

nope..gat nothing to say.. d guy below me definitely has something to say

fall in love... would never do dt

boss@harddon
I need ur advice on ds matter
back then in ma year one..met a gal..she was really cute..nd guys liked her..buh when I approached her,we just clicked.u know one of dose moments in life..when u just meet someone ,buh when you guys start talking,it just flows nd seems like u ve known each other for ages..
well,back then we were close friends..I just friendzone maself foolishly..by telling her..dt I wantu to be close friends wth her..she gave it a term "MF" meaning more than friends..
so I and her became MFs..nweiz..after some time..I wanted more than just dt..buh she wanted us to be just friends...d worst of d matter is dt..she even sends me airtime..to call her..nd calls me too..she was really close to me
nweiz..she left ma uni,nd went to unilag..we still kept in touch..nd chatted even deep into d nyt..along d line..I got a gf in ma Skul..nd u know..we dated nd all..nd I told ds ma MF about her too..
nweiz,I eventually broke up wth ma gf..nd den..I started talking to ma MF again..nweiz..I gave it one more shot wth ma MF..nd told her..dt I want more than MFz buh she still insisted on being mfz..now d ish is dt she says no..buh sometimes her actions say yes..nd she hasn't even kissed a guy before sf..nd never dated before even till now..
so..dt night dt I gave her ma last shot..I blocked her on WhatsApp..nd we have never talked since den..nweiz..I eventually added her bk..buh haven't said a word to her..
boss..how do I go bout it??..I know..dt I have effed up well well..sha
thanks..ur advice is needed.
yea..we stay in different states..she is in lag..m in d east..
I know..d distance is far..buh truth is..I really do love dt gal..nd she knows..

I gat a feeling. ds is going to FP..
op..u did not add the intelligent ones..those wey dey come first from primary 1 to primary 5

u know..I wish most Nigerian girls can be like ds..career-oriented..smart..focused and understand d meaning of personal space..
buh no..most of em care bout taking them out,buy gifts,have sex(they basically do nufn,just scream),marriage,stay at home nd full house wth kids...
I need dt girl dt wld challenge me to be better,someone u can go to d deepest part of conversations wth nd they won't get lost..someone who understands sarcasm(Dts ma 2nd language),someone u can talk bout anyfn wth,versatile,inquisitive;with a keen observant eye...nd also..not so sensitive(I joke a lot)..nd also..pls be in d medical line(dt would be icing on d cake)
sighs..buh sadly,I haven't met one..still hoping sha

reubenobi:
everybody cant run from u all d time,u will surely get someone dat will stay by you.take care

no..not like dt.. I meant .ur running into d friendzone..we all know..u want to be more than friends..buh u re actually telling her to be ur friend..Dts like..shooting urself on d leg..
Dts d point am tryna make

[quote author=Diamondqueen post=52703878]i just did[/quote
okay..seen it..nd I just replied u

reubenobi:
can i be a friend den

ohhh Mon dieu..dude..ques que tu penses??..ur walking into..abi..running into what erybody is running away from..goodluck..man

Diamondqueen:
they will end up hating each other. I'm not sure you'd like to be the reason why two girls are fighting.

damn..dt sounds tough nd cmon..its somehow..she actually left me..so..she shouldn't get a choice or say..wth what or whoever am doing..
btw..I dunno how ds pm ish works..u should pm me..or sumfn..so..ds cn be a private chat

Diamondqueen:
Please, whatever you do, try not to get in between friends. I went back to read your all your threads. You really love that girl and she has no idea what she is losing. My advice is that, even if she comes back pleading for you to accept her, dont accept her. According to you, she has a fiance (hubby) and she still has sex with you. That doesn't show loyalty. I wish someone could love me like you love her. And again, forget her friend please.

wow..okay..thanks..buh 28th December I ended things officially wth ma ex..can't have her complicating ma life..nd wts wrong wth her friend??..why shouldn't I go for her??

sweettease:
Smh

u gat any advice??..do u think she is falling??

poksmahn:
make your move o.. the signs are visible to the deaf and audible to the blind

how I go take make d move na..we dey get contact well..I been dey plan surprise kiss.
u know..just hold am nd kiss am...buh dt one fit backfire nd na die..e go be

okay guys,I just ate ds sweeeeettt deliciooouusss rice nd stew at ds gal's place...she invited me ds evening sha..after I told her dt I was hungry.
d food sweet no be small,prolly d best rice nd stew i've eaten ds year..and Dts saying a lot ,cos I dne chop rice nd stew wella ds year already
ehennn..back to d point, ds gal is ma ex's friend,they used to be bunkies before she now moved to lodge,anyways I started getting close to her around September last year wth innocent mind sha..I tried making a move on her around december nd she was like its not possible,dt ma ex would be hurt..(I broke up wth ma ex around dt September time)
nweiz..fast forward..to 1 week later,Dts dt December time o,I asked her to sleep over nd she actually did..she even came wth food sf..buh dt nyt I just read thru out..I had no intentions of making any move..so early d next morning,she went bk to her lodge to bring some ish buh left her bag in mine..I went thru d bag nd saw ds hot pantie..mehhnnn..I did nothing sha..just left it dia
we ve been close nd chatting wth each other since dt time..nd ds evening she invited me na..if u see d way she was fighting me on her bed..nd just staying really close..I really wanted to make another move..buh I just held maself..nweiz..she was now like..thanks for making ma evening nd was throwing hints..dt she wld be free after Skul tmao..

abeg..ma question is...she dey fall??..abi na friend zoning??.. I no wan make move fall ma hands kpata kpata..cos me..am a very shy quiet person..how do I go bout it..biko..
bashing nd advice is accepted

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lofty900:
If I were in ur shoes, I won't marry such woman in the first place. Probably u married her when there was nothing and now that things are going well u want something better. My brother manage her o. Goodluck Jonathan is managing his own.

hahahahahhahahaha..lwkmd..brother..dt last sentence off me kpata kpata
maximum respect..bro..nice one dia..probably d funniest comment I've read here

queenice7:
Happy new year everyone. i choose to post this here because there are more people here. part of my new year revolution is to be independent financially and I am determined to achieve that this year. actually, we are not lacking in my family, but I am just tired of asking my parents for money unnecessarily, like money to go out with friends stuffs like that dey will definitely not give me. de main point is that, am a 300 level student, very young too, and I am tryna start small, a business that will be fetching me some money. I envy students in my school that is into one decent buz or anoda. I just need ideas, pls help me out with ideas. like a friend sells quality weaves, and she buys dem very cheap, I dunno her source tho and she won't tell any one. just ur ideas

am in d same shoe wth u oo..been thinking of what to do..I did dt ultimate cycler ish..nd it paid wella..wanted to do mmm buh u know as dem dne freeze na..so..just try ds online stuffs..d legit ones o..nd den..u can use d gain to start up something dia..like buying makeup ish for gals ..selling recharge cards..selling noodles..all ds food stuffs..
u dnt need a kiosk or sumfn..u just sell it in ur room..nd advertise to all it lodge or hostel mates..dt u sell ds tinz..nd voila..soon..u won't be lacking any money

Estharfabian:
Between two rocks! damn!

Uh....Let's see...I think when it comes to a big thing as "Marriage"...Love Should Always come first.. I've always believed in the Phrase "Love Who U marry"... I Can't see myself ever sharing the same bed with someone I have no feelings for! fück the Clichè "Love grows with time!" babash!

This Joe guy...He Seems pretty Amazing..He's financially equipped and all..The average Nigerian girl would say go for him..Buh really, U don't like this guy..U know nothing bout him..You'd be miserable! [size=18pt]what if he sucks in bed? Oh no![/size]

The only factor Here is Your "Age"..which shouldn't even be an issue...Your sisters married before 27, so what? It's not A competition!
I Think U should stick with the Love of your life "Daniel"..he seems like a good guy and hell! he's also good in bed.....think of what he'll do When y'all get married...He loves U, doesn't he? then, what's the issue?

Everything shouldn't revolve around [size=20pt]Money[/size]...Work Your butts off too.!Y'all could work things out together... The Cinderella way!

PS----If things don't work out with Daniel...You could always find another "Joe"..Eazypizzy! Don't bother yourself bout Your age..My great grandma married at 60..You're still very much young!

Whatever makes U happy bae...Just do You!

ur great grandma?...
sister...why??..no,tell me..why..just why

dating,....single now damn..I was really in love then

LordofNairaland:
The skin of the leopard is beautiful, but not his heart. It is not just about physical beauty.

oga..like haa haa
do u have any personal relationship with them??