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rawpadgin:
dude, i am 5:8" tall
my dick is 6.5"

okay sir...clap for urself.. can someone help me wth dt meek mill picture of those who give a Bleep

someone sent me this..I ve asked her to translate it,but no way..nd I can't just be downloading app because of this stuff..so..anyone who understands Hausa here..abeg..interpret
Zan FIta anjuma zan dawo
Kaji
Amma fa kaci abinci
Banda kuka
Baka gane in ba.

sinaj:
I don't gerit.

She got engaged to someone on whatsapp?

yes ooo..she was like..he has promised to marry her..nd dia numbers re saved wth hubby nd wifey respectively..
its funny,Buh that's exactly what happened

okay guys,first off,merry Christmas to y'all and a happy new year.
if u have been following my previous threads,u'd understand where I am going wth ds thread..but I will try to summarize it here quickly.my ex broke up with me sometime around September(reasons are in ma old thread,very long reason),we ve been together for like a year and..although we were best of friends before we broke up.

Anyway,after d breakup..umm..we were still cool friends,she had a slight accommodation problem in d hostel,so she had to move in with me for bout 2 weeks.this was barely was a month after we broke up anyways,during this period..she cooked,we ate nd played and laughed,if u weren't told ,u wouldn't even know that we ain't dating again.nd yes we had sex..lots of it sha

one day like dt,she showed me pic of a guy chyking her,and well asked for my opinion,I yabbed d guy die sha(Dts kind of our thing,we yab people a lot)...she laughed at what I said..next thing I know..she is like..am dating him..boom..another thing she said we re engaged(she is just20 yrs old o)...they were just moving tooooooo fast..nd I tried to warn her..btw she has never met ds guy o..just WhatsApp chats nd phone calls..when I noticed this..I started pulling away from her,but no way.she always comes close to me and we even have sex kwa..
One day..she told me..that the guy really loves her,as in he loves her die,he can even kill for her.I asked her..do u love him like that??..she said no.

Okay then fast forward to ds month..she would put his pic as her dp and then chat me up immediately so I can notice it(I still love her nd get jealous,but I never show it ..neverrr)..and then she would come over and she ll be like "I know u ve been having sex wth gals na..they will be trooping here one by one..ur a fine boy now nd ur now single".. I would always object nd say " no ooo"..honestly I wasn't having sex wth any other girl though.
Some times..she would even say "don't have sex with any girl except me".. then this same bisshhh went bk home for Xmas holidays..she stays in Lagos.and then she told me that she will meet d guy there nd she will bang him..I was like..okay na..cool.
anyways..recently..she has been gisting me bout how d date went..she even calls me during one of dia dates..they ve met twice..at some fastfood or something..nd took some pics,anyways dunno sha..was expecting her to put a pic of both of them together as her dp buh she Dint..Well for now,and she has been having mood swings recently and always chatting me up..always sending voicenotes..of whever she does(laughs,yawns)..nd she calls too..nd she has been very cussy lately..using d f word on me..more than normal..
is she having a rebound relationship??

p.s..I know its lengthy buh abeg try na..just try small...nd am expecting some guys to bash me kwa..its allowed..buh advise me too

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]I think I know this guy and the girl he's talking about.

Op Is your girlfriend an edo girl?[/color]

lolz..no oo..nothing concern us wth dt side

firstking01:
You did not even appologise for the long epistle you are talking about typos asif i read it

m sorry boss..oya try read am na

Next2Bezee:
It must not have been easy because you do sound like you really did love this girl and still love her even now sef.

Truth still remains that she isn't the right girl for you, no matter how painful it is. Even if she breaks up with her 'hubby' to be with you again, omoh u can never trust her again and will always sleep with one eye open and have the urge to be checking her phone time and time again.

You'll never regain your self confidence if u keep your feelings for her. I know all this because it has happened to me before.

What i did was to bear the pain and delete everything about the girl and start living my life. And today I've gotten over it and I'm happy. Infact she don dey beg me since as the guy she been bleep want only her punni

Its never easy but its the best way, goodluck man.

yea..I want to..buh it would be like d last 3 yrs with her...never existed

CentaurXX:
I read your write-up and I understand 2 things.

You are #Pained cause you can't get over the girl and can't date the other girls that have made advances to you as you have friend zoned them hence leading to the second.

You need a gf and are now advertising yourself. A soon to be doctor, fine, A geek, not a player etc.

Am I right?

umm..no..if I wanna advertise maself..I'd put ma pix..dt would do the talking for me

well,some of you know about ma love life from ma former thread.
Anyways,I finally got ma shii together nd I and ma ex became friends,at some point...even fwb.we ve always been cool.so we continued that way until she told me about ds guy she wants to get married to,admittedly I felt bad,not only cos I had feelings for her buh also because I thought she could do better.
d Guy works at one investment company..he just graduated last 2 yrs..served nd his company is close to his uncle's house,so he lives wth his uncle and uncle's fam.he seems like a good guy...am sure he loves her sha..
anyways,as I noticed how close she was getting to him nd how she now chats with me..I withdrew nd did the honorable thing...stopped kissing or even making out with her..and I dnt have any girl dt am Dating sha(most of ds gals re hos)..ma ex saw ma lack of girl as a fact dt am not over her nd kept on trying to string me along..she just wanted me as her safety net.
long story short..on Thursday.. she called and said she wanted to come over and cook for me,buh I had a female visitor from school and I told her she can still Come sha..buh she said no.then on friday ,I called her and told her to come over na..am kinda Hot..she said " go Bleep someone else"and I replied "will do". that day ehh..she was just calling me every 2 hours..saying ish like.." I want to sell My phone.find me a buyer"..."have u eaten"..
then today..she came..nd she made one of those sexy moves on me..(she is a very beautiful girl..very very pretty)..I got angry at her,I dunno Why buh I was..I just pushed her back..I have this feeling dt she just wants to know whether I find her sexy and play with ma urges..this is a girl dt I gave my all to..my every single cell..I gave her..I would be outside by 11 pm for this girl..I friendzoned countless chicks for her..
back to d story..I now went through her phone nd saw dt she has saved d Guy's number with "hubby".. now y'all should get me straight..ds hubby guy is cool alright..buh she can do so much better..she has always been desperate to get married..I'm reading med surg...nd she is in optometry..two professional courses..wth good employment opportunities.. together d Sky woulda been our starting point..although she is a class above me..am older than her sha..nd she is barely 20 yrs old..marriage shouldn't be her top priority now

I was building ma career around getting married to her..albeit reluctantly.. cos I want to specialize buh she is like" I can't wait for u to specialize,you will be like 27 yrs old by den and ail be 26,I want to get engaged at 23"... I endured all dose talks nd tried to figure a way out for me and her..
now,we are over sha..

back to d story,I was just angry dt she has someone called hubby somewhere nd is tryna seduce me,I was angry dt I might have fallen for a ho nd ma love life is no different from d ones I read here...I was angry dt she wasn't mine again,buh I get to sleep wth her...I was angry.. dt we happened...I was angry dt I loved her.. I was just angry..dt made me..shift from her..plug ma earphones..nd for d next 3 hrs she spent here.. I said nufn to her..I Dint show her ma anger sha.

Also,she would always look at me and say "fine boy" nd den smile nd look away..I hate it..I hated everything..I hate d fact dt I dnt wanna date any girl again..I'm a good looking guy..prolly d finest on nairaland here..(m not putting ma pic here)..nd I'm a student Doctor(geek..am a huge geek,lolz).pc2 class..I can get girls easily..buh im not a player nd I dnt like sleeping around..I ve dated a lot..buh only slept wth one..nd I can't seem to move on..,other girls here;I see em as just friends..nd dt sucks..


dunno what I even want from u Guys sf..buh if ur here..nd u ve been thru ds..a word wouldn't be so bad


forgive ma typos biko...forgive

abdulrazzakk:
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dude..jeezzz..ur so right..except dt am not an extrovert.. except am around my very close friends..
nd I am sorta anti social...
nice one tho..thanks

mehn..one girl like dt friendzoned me..
its so serious eh...I wanted out sha..so I stopped talking to her..just stayed out..
do u know dt did girl Dint even notice..I can stay 4weeks without chatting her up on social media or anywhere nd yet..she no go even talk to me first.
d tin just tire me

me too

June 19 1995.. oya ma turn

nice post..very lovely and truthful
most gals re exactly like dt..always thinking of marriage and not tryna think of wat they can do for themselves..just depending on man..al thru

I really do not have time for women.. m not gay oo..buh ma course no dey give me time..nd gals deserve time..if u wanna get em..
Dts why eh..every nyt,ail be looking at ma lodge guys as them dey use girls warm their bed..me go just dey ma room Dey read book all nyt
kaiii..its not fair oo..even d ones I collect dia phone numbers..no time sf to dey chat
btw..not all men cheat..I know I don't..sha

I think what d op is tryna say is dt,women or girls nowadays are becoming too desperate for marriage..dt they do not even care or wantu develop personally..they need a top working class man ...so dt they wouldn't have to do any single work..other than pop babies nd prolly grow fat
it kinda sucks tho,y'all gatz have dreams na or sumfn..a career,u know..something that is yours.
justsaying

nice writeup
actually.. some of d reasons here are why I haven't started dating again..I m looking for d perfect girl,smart,intelligent,beautiful..bla bla bla..nd also..pple dnt really know me

RealJaneDoe:
So many IPOD are happy because they think that bigot will help them achieve their stu.pid dream.

Well News Flash Bit.ches Trump don't care bout yo'ass .White Crackers don't give a damn about us. Not Clinton Not Trump .

You're happy when you have cousins brothers sisters over there helping you.

I pity una you never see something

I don't give a damn if you quote me I ain't gonna read it .

Peace out Fu.cckers

e pain am ooo...e pain am die..
as if..if Hillary won..she go consider u...mtcheew
Donald uchechukwu trump..ride on

UrennaNkoli:
The fear of Trump is the beginning of ____________

This guy is nothing less than a dictator who doesn't think before speaking and taking actions. He's not even a seasoned politician. How a sane fellow will cast his vote and future for a personalty like him is even alarming. As far as I'm concerned, he'll go down as the worst president in the history of the US judging from his proposals and all the shakeups he promised before the elections but what can anyone do? Americans just have to leave with it and bear, bear and bear while the world watches.

ail bring ds stuff u said up After 4yrs...
as far as am concerned.. he ll do well..very well for dt matter

I love ds..I fuvking love ds always been a proud supporter

okada..stop me here.. in case it reaches there

true talk bro
naija girls tire me...once ur cute nd u have self confidence..and ur on d right career path..they believe u re a player...I ve been single for some time now..not because I dnt the try,buh most gals already think am Dating..buh am not
its sooooo frustrating..they will now be playing over-hard to get..
Dts how one girl told me..all doctors cheat,I was now tryna explain dt I do not..am not even 1 yet..she is now doing shakara..
d worst is I dnt have time..I really do not..dt lil time I spare for u..just maintain na..let's get ds going..
nweiz..me I dne tire..when d right gal comes.. she comes..simple

Sibrah:
can u prove this?

sister or bro..u must be high on cheap juice..
Wh else did he use to build d uni?..loan from IMF ??..or did u gve him d money??.. u need to see d tithe pple Pay into dt church..half can build ten orphanages nd furnish it well

ur here asking for proof...
proof of life na

what "borders" me is dt u are a lawyer..nd ur "bordered" by ur friend's "border"..
seme border

aotlatitude:
Infinix Hot 2

my brother oo..Dts d worst ever...
am still using it now sf..no money to buy a new one..d battery no strong..d screen dne break..twice..imagine..nd e just tire person

baba..just drop d girl..trust me there re sooooo many other girls out there..
ds girl is using u as her safety net..u hve been soooo deeply friend zoned.. nd maga zoned too

hey..raine80..nice one..I did send u a pm via email.. dunno how dt stuff works sha...
I think ur cute..nd nice quote on ur profile..wld really love to chat..wth ya

June 19th...anyone born then..should gimme a mention..

word bro...word
emphasis on "no good girl with good home training participates in beauty pageant"...
all beauty pageants objectifies girls..nd honestly..they add nufn to both d economy..they should all be scrapped..except maybe..mbgn..or miss Nigeria..others re just bullshii

this Kenyan man...pls receive sense...
nairaland girls re coming sha..na them go handle ur matter..
just spewing trash here..Kenyan guys nd ugliness..someone gimme dt two finger picture