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Crayfish09:
And you wonder why your men objectify you and treat you like sex objects. You will never see a true Muslim analysing the size of a woman's breast to determine whether or not she is a wife material.

This has Gat to be one of the most jaundiced,extremely baffling and utterly ridiculous post I've seen this year.
Most Muslims I've seen are hypocritical and paedophilic, always going for small girls probably due to the tight pussy..
They analyse more than just breast, dude. They do everything that other "unbelievers" do, just that they do it Codedly..
Oh and they love anal sex like mad.. Dunno why, buh they do.
So stop talking bout objectifying women as sex objects, cos no religion, I repeat no religion does Dt more than the Islamic religion.. *scoffs*

Op, I was it from beginning to end. it wasn't easy, buh I did.
for starters..i can relate with u on some occasions.
I think you're a geek. ergo, d whole 'reading together' that's everywhere in ds write-up..
2) I've been in ur situation more than once sef, buh I learnt my lesson.and I endured that I always make it clear before and after sex, that we're not dating.. just fwb.
and lastly, leave those 2girls Pls.. none of them is for u.. you'll meet finer,richer and more coordinated girls than all this Mary, Jane, rose, maryjane,maryrose.
and Mary won't be d best thing to happen to u, Lolz. you're just pussywhipped.
have sex some more.. with other girls ooo.. other girls..
no girl is worth all ds emotional trauma. and follow ubunja's write ups.

rottencorpse:
Bro, stop deceiving yourself... 99%of them are first class sluts

well,she's among dt 1%.
guess ur sisters are First Class sluts.

OmoAlakija:
You're lucky you haven't started doing it o,,my own wants to kill me , they are something else in bed ... Prepare to climb a very high mountain .

lolz.. I can't wait.. been a long time coming

ZINIBANKS:
So you believe someone of this century to be a virgin
No worries emeka dey fúck her for you

It may be hard for u to believe buh not all girls are hoes...there re still good ones out there..

I'm dating one now. She's so caring and loves cooking. And she's really intelligent. And babe never ask me for money.. Always independent.
Haven't had sex sha. She's a virgin. Yeah I know. So let's hope when we finally do it. That she will rep her state. Lolz

Zabiboy:


Wtf did i just read @emboldened..
Your balls deserved to be taken off you man...
You did not know what you were talking about yet she'll tell you to call and you did??...
Mehnn....See ehnn...In situations like this, you are in full control and so you set the rhythm and you decide how you want the relationship/friendship/FWB to go....But you goofeed it...
The Ball was in your court....
Anyways...Truth is, not all girls that ask for your number would pester you..
Some might just do it to increase their Whatsapp Status views...
Read that last line again....ITS TRUE..
GL

I didn't want anyfn with her..not friendship or anyfn, I just wanted to lay her down easy.. and I called bk on some occasions out of courtesy. and also sometimes when I don't call bk, she'll recharge and call and start guilt tripping me.
And I rarely come online.. She knows Dt already. So whatsapp is outta d question.

Zabiboy:


OP
Would you die if you ask for his number??
Nigerian girls and their mentality sha...

My brother.. If a Nigerian girl asks for ur number eh.. It doesn't always end well for you o.
Lemme give u small example.
Had ds girl in my hood, I always say hi to her and she replies and we walk past each other.
One day she just said hello and I said hi and she said she'd like to know my name bla bla bla, we talked, she took my number..
For like one month, I no rest.she would call, and when her airtime finishes, she'll tell me to call her bk. We'll just be talking sumfn dt I don't even know.
She texts alot Ehhh.. Whatsapp was d worst. D stalking no be here.
I had to block her oo and tell her my phone Gat stolen, I've changed numbers.God helped me and moved from dt place.
Since dt time, if I hear a girl say "can I have ur number"...my heart just Dey beat.

Op, the guy doesn't like you or fancy you.. Take like 4 steps back oooo to avoid "he used me, he used me and dumped me"

Will be waiting for what happens next. Quote me when u do ooo. Ds drama go sweet die

NeduLuiZ:
don't give up ... Work on your diet rather

What diet should I eat and which should I avoid pls

NeduLuiZ:
Here we go ...Day20 which is today!

Abeg.. Which exercise or procedure u Dey do to get this chest??
I've Been benching for some time now.. Yet nothing. Just about giving up

SLAP44:
This thread is not for anyone to brag, or to show that they have money. We understand how things are and we should give a little comfort to all our people no matter how small. I could have given more but there is still time.

I want to correct some impressions, we might misunderstand each other here, we might fight and throw bad words at each other but down below, we must know that it's our leaders who set us against each other. Sometimes, we troll and bully each other just for the fun of it.

I don't know how much in total I can give out here in the former of recharge cards of N500, N200 and others but I will keep sending till I am tired. I cannot give money for now because of the need to remain anonymous here. If I send to people's account, my account name may show. If I send the cards as text, the text message might come with my phone details which I will not like. I just want to remain anonymous.

I love you all.

This was where it started. https://www.nairaland.com/5824146/nigerians-sense-happened-bank-yesterday

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Kris25:
Akwa ibom virgin bros... make sure you're not getting played ooo. I stayed there for just 3 months and I must confess every girl that attains puberty already knows more about sex than their counterparts in same age brackets in other places.... most of the girls at the age of 16 were already single mothers living with there child in the parents house. They are very very promiscuous.

She didn't exactly grow up only in akwaibom,part of it was in abia too.
Of course, she knows bout sex and all, buh she's a virgin.

I'm dating an akwa ibom girl currently.
I dunno bout d sex part,she's a virgin so we haven't done it yet(yes I confirmed, and I'm sure).although, she looks like she'll be a freak in sheets when we eventually start.
She's actually wellbehaved and always dress decently,contrary to what y'all are saying bout akwaibom girls.
And yeah, she cooks well too.
And very loyal.

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you're suffocating her with ur constant presence and availability. just take some time off. stop calling, don't reply her calls. Just stay away.. for like 2-3weeks..
she will call bk, buh if she doesn't.then,bro.move on. she ain't for you.
whatever u do, don't be a crybaby. don't ever ask why she's backing off or stuff. just give her space. don't call or text. simple.
I rarely advise people here. so, don't waste my advice, bro.

kestolove95:
Just go and die

coming from someone who's already dejected and left behind by the world. I'm not surprised.
Even if he commits suicide and dies today,he is still better than you. wretched thing.

op, take heart. Shit happens. just suck it up and move on. you'll find a way. I'm sure of that

kestolove95:
Just go and die

coming from someone who's already dejected and left behind by the world. I'm not surprised.
Even if he commits suicide and dies today,he is still better than you. wretched thing.

open, take heart. Shit happens. just suck it up and move on. you'll find a way. I'm sure of that

Blackivy29:
Damn

you're welcome

if u drink my cornflakes without telling me. I will go 'deontay wilder' on u. yes I know it's just cornflakes.. no,i don't care.

dontwist849:
please let's open whatsapp group so we can share information. this is my number: 07062953271

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I like your story telling prowess. which is why I'm offering my advice.

First off, you've lost your balls to her, whenever you start doing something with a girl, never you ask her out, let her be the first to ask the "what are we" question.
2nd,...she said no the first time, you should never have tried again.
and 3rdly ...Stop giving her so much attention, goddammit is she the only girl in your side?? Just stop. find other girls, invite them over, have fun, gist, laugh.. and all that.
just ignore the edidikang girl or something.
oh and she shouldn't come to your house this Friday. cancel it. that's a wrong move, bro. a very wrong move.

oh and lastly as a bro. NEVER YOU LET A GIRL DECIDE THE TERMS FOR YOU. YOU SET THE TERMS. YOU'RE THE MAN.

noobody:
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With over 20 games cd avail all for 35k,

Chk my profile on nairaland here,i am 100% legit,

I dont av pix now,but can snap wen i get home later today,

Buzz me to get this sweet deal.

Cheers

drop ur number let's talk. hope u are in the east.. enugu.. abia.. IMO.. anambra

noobody:
I av got ps 3,320gb,with 2 pad,power cable,with 10 games installed on the system,
With over 20 games cd avail all for 35k,

Chk my profile on nairaland here,i am 100% legit,

I dont av pix now,but can snap wen i get home later today,

Buzz me to get this sweet deal.

Cheers

drop ur number let's talk. hope u are on whatsapp

AwkaetitiBabe:
As bluish as mine? Check my profile to confirm.

no ooo. not that blue.it looks like clear blue water. I have honey brown eyes naturally plus the gray contact lens. so, my eyes have this weird look

I've always been an introvert. buh my physical features and brains do bring me out,i always get noticed. recently, my contact lens spoilt so I went to get a new one, turns out that they didn't have the natural contacts, just coloured. so I went for the most inconspicuous one I could lay my hands on, that has the same power as the old lens.
it gave my eyes, this bluish colour. the attention I've been getting has been maddddddd.
I literally, face down when walking and avoid looking people in the eyes. still I get the attention

Siggysangel:
gala on call or watsapp me, I have a ps3 slim loaded with games for u 07030223430

do u stay in the east??

Sholzbankz:
Hacked ps3 slim wit over 10 games available. Location lag. Can be delivered anywhere.

how much??.. and how do we talk?.. I'm interested

decatalyst:
Nah ib I dey.. .

how do we do it na??.. would love to see pics too. and how much

sulasa07:
anyone intending to sell a ps2 console,quote me

yes, I have one I would love to sell.
I stay in the east.

lyricalz:
still available

if u would sell at 40k..would buy it.