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Diswan is a killer

More like cow poo

Will she ever get married when this is over ....

FalseProphet1:
I see buhari welcoming the Zambia military into Nigeria, I see him sending them to the south east rather than the north, I see hopeless Uzodinjo welcoming them into imo state, I see the Zambia military and IPOB in a serious battle, I see IPOB coming out triumphantly, I see them running back to Zambia, I see Boko Haram invading Abuja, I see Nigeria dividing.

This I have seen.

Diswan av come again

Stormtrooper11:
This guy is not happy

I noticed that too

Sometimes, people attribute bad dreams to spiritual attack or village People, even people go as far as pointing hands to their own parents or siblings as the case maybe

Hello my people....make una dey wash una bed sheet well ohh...that is one major causes of bad dreams

I come in peace

The5DME:
Stupid topic.

Broke ass nigga spotted

You are in trouble...simple

Idiot...nobody dey reason you

Ugly photos

You beta face your life.

The girl dey use you dey catch cruise and as a lover boy, your eyez never open

Just like an unseen rain, e go shock you wen she invites you for her wedding.

Idiot, be loving upanda

helinues:
Buhari came to SE, The Ipob miscreants were no where to be found, is it now that our gallant officers would be in town you want them to show face?

They are puss.y ass cowards

Let him come alone...then he sees himself in his pocket

Hardgun:
God punish everybody watching the BBN God punish the BBN self

Weed at work

No be this guy talk say him go win the money?

ahnie:
PLEASE IGNORE MY ENGLISH!
We all know how hard the country is @the moment,as we're all feeling the heat.

I have basically ran out of some major foodstuffs like yam, bag of potatoes,paints of rice and garri.for some couple of days now I have been racking my brain on how to purchase those items without disturbing my husband because recently he has bn complaining of low patronage.even my soaps and body scrub don finish for days now.

Me,I am somehow broke and sales lately hasn't bn interesting.i run a street roadside hustle and I don't go to hustle on Sundays which is my rest days.

But as level come be nau...kids must chow anyhow e be.so I decided since last night to come to hustle today being Sunday,since I have what to sale so I could see money to purchase those items I mentioned earlier on.

The raw truth I don't know how to borrow money from somebody,infact no one would even agree to lend money to you.so I decided to use what I have to get what I need.

Immediately I appeared in my hustleville arena this morning,one righteous woman like that dressed in a very lovely gown and peacock hat was to the first to hunt me down.

Mind you this woman has been hunting me for months,she was the reason why I stopped selling on Sundays because her preaching wahala was too much.

Mummy zee why nau?why nau?I thought you ve stopped?,why did you come out today.
Whilst she was busy asking me these questions,I bent down to lit my firewoods money must be made jare.

When she finished rapping,she looked at me,I looked at her,I carried my pan and placed it on the fire.in my mind I was like...hanty pls board your Keke and go,but for where.


I walked up to her and said.....pls ma'am cud you please lend me 30k?I need it to sort some things at home.madam said she doesn't have.


I left her there,went back to stir my beans paste in my mortal,madam borrowed herself sense then entered Keke and moooovv.

I settled down and sold maaad market,my money to buy those foodstuffs I mentioned is complete.i even bought succulent ripe plantains join to prepare correct plaintain and egg sauce for my family!
Bag of potatoes is sure,paints of rice is sure, tubers of yam toh sure,paints of garri nko,it's the Lord's doing.

I can confidently get my soaps and body scrub now.

Now my question is.....just because today that I didn't go to church would God be so angry to throw me into hell fire knowing fully well that my family needs these basic items?

Why do some too churchy righteous Christians likes hunting people that doesn't go to church and if you meet them to help you with money instead they will quote excerpts from the Bible to you.

Na market I sell....no be thief I thief!

Food is ready.
Indomie
3 eggs
Carrots
Green peas
Plantain.
Yum yum

3eggs? Looks more like ritual

Do not be different, be the same....

Nincompoop

It is finished

Ever8090:
This people will always have one nonsense thing to say..who measured the distance to note that it is exactly an inch and half..I know before opening the trend that they will definitely mention "billion years" and they did not disappoint at usual...

Wetin concern me, with my 100 naira, I just win 75,000 naira on bet9ja I needed the money so bad and God did it for me..I am greatly happy

Abeg make I kiss small from the money na

Is this one a celebrity too

Frank20219:
I was in a relationship with a girl for 8 months. I feel she is too much for me. She has everything I want in a woman but she is just too good to be true. She is intelligent, kind, hardworking, beautiful, she has a good job, earns more than me and she is more educated than I am.

For months, she has maintained consistent behaviour and she did not change. That was when I fell in love with her, even when I misbehaved she never insulted me instead she handled everything maturely despite me being older than her.

From the beginning, I kept a little secret from her. I have a daughter from my other relationship. My daughter is 8 years now and she lives with her mother. I pay something to the mother every month but I have not seen my ex or my daughter for 5 years.

From the beginning, she asked if I had a child before and she told me she hates dishonesty. I told her I don't have a child because I sensed she might not want to pursue a relationship with me.

I started to feel guilty when I realised our relationship was getting serious so I started distancing myself from her and asked her to give me some space. She was not offended instead she still kept interacting with me.

Two weeks ago, I broke up with her over text, she did not respond. This is someone who calls me and texts me regularly, but after seeing my break up message she did not call or text me. She did not even acknowledge the break up.

The truth is that I wanted her to beg so that I can open up about my daughter. I know she is emotionally involved with me and at this stage it will be easier for her to accept me despite having a child.

What can I do for her to want me back and reach out first? I still love her.

Hmmmm

What I can say is that you don't suppose to lie in the first place, now you misfired and now seeking for advice
I don't have any advice for you at all


You are an idiot

Go meet am for hse

Old fool

Will you shut up your mouth!!!

See this ex-convict talking again

Secret marriage will lead to secret knacking then secret beating and finally secret divorce.

This saga no dey hear word

Am in Cotonou, am also a foreigner



Abeg make no one reason me oh

Ahmed0336:
Abeg who get pin mouth charger?

Bia be careful

Visit a Native Doctor and thank me later

Stop proving nonsense, go and make money

This guy shifted away from his initial goal in big brother house. He lacks focus. He is not reliable

Rented apartment