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MariaLavina:
I think they serve Gaari now sometimes accompanied by groundnuts.


Buhari did a bad thing

Hahahahaha Jehova see ya creatures. Ah wonda where all of una come from.

Hey! Na so one night, for dream dem share jollof rice and fish when e reach my turn dem cum tell me sey e don finish. Omo, u need see me and vex eh cuz dah nite I feel with just salad sey I wan do light dinner. , Na so I just de shout and disturb people 4 dream o.

After e be lyk sey nobody send me, I just kukuma wake, check time na 12:45am I quickly enta kitchen, go mixed garri,sugar and Groundnut, before 12:50am I don finish wash plate, go back go sleep.

E no funny I swear

sabenabeauty:
Just like me

Wowu

Amakababe:
You call this beautiful?

Nairaland guys be honest, will you take a second look at this thing on the street

Stop being sarcastic, she's as ugly as ugly could get.

Habaa Hantie, take it easy. Must your jealousy be this spiteful

That bride is beautiful. FACT. Natural add join. Why e de pepper you?

If you are not fine without makeup no be her fault. Abi we tell u say we no lyk am lyk dat?

Go wan do ur make up ko make out which one sef?

And you haff come so that I can giff u a go wa head ? eh? Onye oshi. If u like no enter house use cellotape seal ur waist.

lalasticlala

President Kolinda Grabar-Kitarovi?

Kolinda Grabar-Kitarovi? has become a darling to many especially after physically going to Russia to cheer on the Croatian Football team in the FIFA 2018 World Cup. Despite having participated in four World Cup matches before this one, this is the very first time that the Croatian team has made it to the finals. Maybe it is the motivation they are getting from their adorable president.

Here are important things you should know about Kolinda Grabar-Kitarovi?:
1. She was born on 29 April 1968 in Rijeka, Croatia to Dubravka and Branko Grabar.
2. She is the first female president of Croatia.
3. She made history as Croatian’s youngest president when she assumed office at the age of 46 in February 2015.
4. She is a scholar and has a master's degree in International Relations from the Faculty of Political Science at the University of Zagreb.
5. She is a practicing Roman Catholic and declares her adherence to traditional Christian values.
6. She has been married to Jakov Kitarovi? since 1996 and they have two children.
7. She has several years of experience as a politician and diplomat, having served as Assistant Secretary General for Public Diplomacy at NATO from 2011 to 2014.
8. Grabar-Kitarovi? speaks English, Spanish and Portuguese fluently in addition to her native Croatian and has an understanding of Italian, French and German as well.

Lastly; she is hot.

khiaa:
Sorry, but once a week to the gym won't do a thing, the both of you should go at least 3 to 4 times a week consistently.

Yes you are right, I was just saying for those who find exercising an expensive leisure to afford due to time and schedules.

victorian:
Op u are still a kid

Few days to my first date with my man, I wanted to fix a lovely weavon and look so fly as usual but I didn't have enough money on me, and I just can't afford to tell him, am busy, I can't make it.. I want to be with him ! Gaddamit! So I looked at my semi bald head, Lol and I was like hmm.. What I do with this hair that refuse to grow for years! Although its growing small small but it's just too slow with all the hair fertilizing creams and oils am using.
So I said to hell with the semi bald hair jare , I must go on this date.
So I brought out my wig, a lovely fine wig that's been helping me for a long while. The day eventually came, I brought out one of my lovely top with jeans, I made my face with light makeup, put on the wig and viola! I look pretty and innocent
So we went out, had nice time, then eventually end up at his place.

He wanted to kiss me, I was like this wig should not disgrace me o. We kissed, he was like hmm! I love your kiss... I chuckled, I liked his too. We kissed deeper and I didn't know when my wig fell off!

I freezes first, with pleading eyes. He stopped andlooked at me well, wow! No hair!

In my. Mind, I was like this is time of revelation whether he will still want me as his babe or not. He then stuttered and said hmm! U were wearing a wig? I laughed nervously and said yea. So I bent backward to try fix the wig back but clumsily this time, in mind I was like ohGod not at this moment. Another voice in my head said serves u right! U never listen to reason! I told the voice to shut up! This is not the time or place to reprimand me!
As he saw me struggling with the wig, he said wait just wait.. Drop the wig, no, just let the wig go.. Don't worry I love your head like that. U look so natural..

I was like hian? With shocked looks. And he smiled and said u still look pretty without the wig. Don't worry I still find u attractive with or WIthout it. Then he kissed me again.. I just drop the Annoying wig jare..lol and the rest was history

When I was gisting my bestie about that night, the next day.. She was like oh Victorian! With horrified looks! Lol

How could u allow him see your head! On first date! Cmon! But why?? She has this horrified look on her face... I was just laughing, I said calm calm down.. I know it's not cool but I was just too stressed up with work! and all to go fix my hair nah? that's why.
She said I just hope, he will still want u as his babe o.. Cos u really Bleep up this time. Jeez! My heart then cut with fear and I looked at her with pleading eyes, and I said with a firm voice he said he's OK with my head and I believe him! She said hmm, I hope so o. Cause guys like him are rare o! But seriously this week u must do something to that semi bald hair of yours! I said don't worry I will

But long story cut short We are still together till date

Very loving as ever Thank God he's understanding lol

Antcie, can I shee da bar head

So many well meaning and intelligent Nigerians with creative minds and brilliant ideas, If given the opportuinity and supported by both Government and private sectors will transform this Nation and turn it to China.

However; as we all know and see in this hell hole, nobody gives a hoot about giving us the chance to explore. Even if we have the resources to execute them.

Thank you Uncul for making Ndi-igbo Proud

Not enough reason bruhv.

What we need to do is to caution our wives on how important their outward appearances matter to us. How we'd want them to maintain that attractive appearance they have after marriage. Also; how when not properly taken care of, may be a big factor towards our love life diminishing before it yields the first fruit of the union.

Secondly, we play a large in maintaining their beauty and youthful appearance by providing financially to their upkeep and also making them get regular physical exercise Like going to the gym atleast once a week with us (i.e if we ourselves exercise).

By always reminding them of how we enjoy seeing them pretty and nicely shaped at all times. Women like being encouraged about their appearance, and will do what is necessary to maintain their beauty for their men especially if they love them.

OliviaPope:
So messi should leave barca where he's been treated well, just to prove to you uncultured swines that he doesn't fear competition? Haha you sound like some strange affliction has altered the molecular structure of your brain.

Hey madam, it doesn't have to result to insult. He stated the fact, no need wasting vocabulary on that.

While y'all banter on and beat yourselves over this topic... Amma just gon sit down here and enjoy the show

Your father's words sounds nice, but quite selfish. Selfish in a way that he failed to see how he saved the most beautiful woman in his eyes from going through hardship.

He may have lacked what the other man she married had. A Dream. A Dream and a determined heart to work and achieve.

As a business man, I can buy his idea and marry at 30 as I am two years down to getting there, and my business is young and growing. In two years time I believe that by the rate at which my business growth is going presently, I will be strong enough to cater for my wife and support her business also before we start speaking of kids.

Unlike me, many brothers aren't in the area where they can manage. So this advice is wrong to them esp the Kids part.
No sane young man in this era would sacrifice the happiness of his children for the comfort of being a called a father at early stage of his life when he knows that he has little or nothing with him to cater for them to maturity.

That part worries me too. Terribly.

CaptJeffry:
I don't agree with you. I'll prefer an intelligent, pretty, trustworthy but bad sex skilled woman to a fvckaholic with no brains because we both can work and improve her sex skills. No one is born with sexuology as a career.
Also some women are wiser now to know that sex isn't a good offer. Any man that gets tied down with just sex is a fvckboy.

You are right I don't disagree with you at all. But also know that when the woman has little interest in good sex which is a btw a major part of a good marriage, weakens the bond between her and her partner and thereby exposing him to temptation of falling prey to these banshees flocking around town in guise of innocent harmless women looking for easy men to devour.

My friend even a woman, if her partner is a bad performer in bed will always have an inner craving for a more sensual intimate touches. Its worse for men truth be said.

So man you'd get tired of a boring woman someday.

iweecureyou:
I am mate with her yearstilday but i am has to put spit inside to lobekate it so we can pefom mate.
Epp

Lobekate it with engeen oil used one olodo

All in all, an intelligent woman with beauty but no good sex skills, stamina and appetite will bore the most faithful and patient of men on earth.

Dullest administration Ever. Feeling sorry for Lair Mohammadu Buhari

Same statement everywhere he goes. Haba bubu don't you have any other things to say other than repeat thesame speech every time?

Why am I asking you sef? Your answer will be thesame statement.

MariaLavina:

How are you?

I am fine Mariya...How have you been? I see your activities. Quite noisy but good ^_^

DonPiiko:
I am more handsome

My mama o Dayum you win