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egift:
The Bible said God created man to dominate the Earth. While we wait for the coming of Christ, we will not surrender ourselves to be ruled by corrupt and demonic agents of the devil. We are the light and salt of the world. Our place as Children of God is to seat among Kings and Princes.

Kudos to Prof. Osinbajo for accepting to serve Nigerians in the capacity of the Vice President of Nigeria. We as Nigerians only have 8 more days to excavate the roots of impunity and corruption out of our system.

God bless Nigeria. Things must Change for good.

Keep quiet. The dominance the Bible is talking about is not political dominance.
In fact at a time they want to make Jesus a King by force but he ran away.

John 6:15 When Jesus therefore perceived that they would come and take him by force, to make him a king, he departed again into a mountain himself alone.

chidekings:
oh God,so it has come to this,we are no more agaist our common enemy,but fighting between each other.


Lagtech i know u secretly read this thread,what wrong have we done to u,what was my crime,i trusted u,my money,my laptops.


Why is the heart of man so wicked.

Nna how far? What's the current situation?

The only reason I know of is that serious minded people like me don't have time to respond to such polls though we may be supporting GEJ. We prefer the real thing. I don't have time to be clicking LIKE or SHARE. PERIOD!

A very useful post. Thank you.

No need. We have all seen the documentaries and we have passed our judgement. APC will bring Nigeria a change that is reactionary. Tinibu is a criminal.

emrain:
Don't waste your breath on fools, for they will
despise the wisest advice. Proverbs 23:9 (NLT)

So don't bother correcting mockers; they will
only hate you. But correct the wise, and they will
love you. Proverbs 9:8 (NLT)


if you like keep posting other people's minds and take all the credits, don't learn to appreciate the good works of other people. I rest my case.

Proverbs 10:23 It is as sport (pleasant) to a fool to do mischief (annoy others) : but a man of understanding hath wisdom.

My regret is the fact that I replied you initially because I'm used to ignoring low lives.

2 Corinthians 10:12 For we dare not make ourselves of the number, or compare ourselves with some that commend themselves: but they measuring themselves by themselves, and comparing themselves among themselves, are not wise.

If you feel it was culled from Barren or whoever and you are so concerned please SUE me for plagiarism or you don't know the road to a court? I Lol.

emrain:
http://www.minterest.org/best-warren-buffett-quotes-on-investing/

you can thank me now.

Does that look like what I posted or you are just trying to shine? Did your Warren give those scriptures too? Or just because someone said JESUS IS LORD means another human somewhere can't come up with same words? Why is your thinking so low? I know your likes....... Lol.

emrain:
extracted from warren Buffet's speech. but this crook is taking all the credit. this is a sure road to penury.

Can you please give us a link to the audio where it was extracted from? And who is Warren Buffet? I have never heard that name in my life. BTWN the fact that you are too dull to write doesn't mean everyone is like you. Go get a life and stop looking for trouble. That's a sure way to penury.

TheFilmmaker:
No you didnt. I knew all these even before you created your nairaland account.

And your advise about weed and porn really shows you're a madman.

Hehehehe! Bros bros I understand. I'm sorry for discouraging your customers. Lol.

Hero10001:
OP, this is bull sh.it, copy and paste baggar.
1. Procrastination; he who fight and run away live to fight another day, if Jona had not postponed the poll who knows what coulda happen?
2. Loose life; that thing you called loose is best moment for another.
3. Celebrate others; celebrate yourself, others will follow.
4.When has sefie become a cause to memory loss?
5. laughing is good for brains.
6. I'm a perfectionist, i give my best always.
7. Not Every human believe in God.
8. Spend more energy to marry the right babe else she destroy you.
9. The compound "THC" in weed is good for your health.
10. If sex before marriage is curse, then you are cursed too.
11. People should stop learning from posts like this.
12. Even God re organise.
13. what's the fu.k.ing point of giving unpleasantly?
17. F..uck thinking, start believing and acting.. God maketh poor, HE also maketh rich, 1sam 2;5 thinkin Big is sh.it before God.
18. Good.
19. Be desperate, be violent, street aint smilling, even GMB is a desperado.
20. Live your life, stop copying s.h.it, you are unique.
You are not a biological accident, you made for a purpose i.e spoons can't function as knives and vice -versa.

Lol. Honestly I feel less need replying people like you. Anyway I replied!

@All Thanks I'm glad it was useful. Ordinarily I was expecting a knock for writing a long epistle. Lol.

You need money, I need money, everyone needs money. Everyone was born with nothing but with time some begin to become very rich while others remain poor. Is this as a result of the wickedness and biasness of God? Or are the both not working? Hell no! God created everyone equally. I will give us few examples before we move on to the list of what makes the rich and the poor different.

In Genesis 1:28 God blessed the man and woman he created and asked them to go and be fruitful and multiply BUT God never gave them any formula to achieve this. We have a similar example in the second creation (Genesis 9:1).
Also in Proverbs 22 : 2 we see that God made both the rich and the poor BUT he didn't make them so (Ie. He never made one rich and the other poor).
By implication whether you will end up rich or poor is a function of your approach to life. I just laugh when people see a wealthy guy and the next thing they say is "mehn that guy is LUCKY." So the question becomes WHAT MAKES YOU UNLUCKY If wealth is luck then you better go grab some luck o. Lol.
So let's quickly run through the list of what makes the rich and the poor different.

1. The rich (or a potential rich person) saves before they spend while the poor man spends and then save whatever is left. You see why many are poor?

2. The rich buys ONLY what he needs while the poor buys everything he wants. Let me give you an illustration. I have a Tecno G9 tablet (selling for 35) which serves all the purpose I bought it for. My friend visited me and I saw him holding a Samsung galaxy tab (selling for 65k). I started longing to have a Samsung too (though both Samsung and Tecno runs on Android), so I emptied my account just to match up to my friends level. Hmmmmmm bros you will be poor ooo.

3. The rich takes risk while the poor tries to analyse and understand everything. I'm not saying you shouldn't think carefully before venturing into a thing ooo but don't overdo it.

4. The rich invests while the poor eats everything he has and start over again. If you ever try to advise him he will say "bros the one wey you chop for your belle na him be your own o." Some will say "bros leave that matter joo, you only live once (YOLO)." But really, this YOLO mentality has sent many to their early graves.

5. The rich set realisable goals while the poor will prefer to focus more on luck. I laugh when I see people doing football betting as a business. Lol. That should be for the love and fun of it. Little wonder People even die when they loose.

In conclusion, be wise to be rich. Poverty is a turn off. Did you learn anything? Do you have questions or opinion? Over to you.

Yes....... Thanks people! Wishing you all great success.

chidekings:
inasmuch as I see some truths in ur submissions,
it does not stop Lagtech from producing my 7laptops and 50k,cus it is my money and I paid for them.

Wow! I thought this thread was long dead and everyone have been paid? This is now serious!!!

promsman12:
Contra, my favorite... Then soccer + Mortal Combat...

. Thanks for the soccer pic. My favorite game. I feel like playing Sega right now.

As humans we all want a good life but the question becomes how do I improve the quality of my life? The quality of your life largely depends on your day to day activities. Let's quickly run through some things you need to either start or stop doing to enjoy a better life.
WARNING : I will try to be as brief as possible but if I end up writing a long piece please take your time to read through. You didn't pay me for this, just read but if you don't read now a time will come when you may have to pay to read my writings. Lol it's not a threat.....

1. Stop procrastinating. Procrastination is one of the most effective weapons the devil has used and is still using to hold people down so as to steal what belongs to them. There are many ideas you may have conceived but laziness has not allowed you to put it to use, you keep saying today,
tomorrow. Hmmmmmm. My brother/sister you will be poor ooo.

2. Stop living a loose life. At times I feel like crying when I see how carelessly some people live. How would a lady for heaven sake attend a birthday party, drink herself to stupor and lie down on the corner of the street till morning? Someone knows he is poor yet he wants to date and sleep with every girl around. Think about this.

3. Start celebrating other people's success. I know you understand this. There are people who just hate it when others make progress. They feel it should have been them. This habit has never and will never take you far.

4. Stop being an idiot. There are many forms of idiocy but here I'm referring to those who laugh over everything. They never take anything serious. You will die young ooo (not you).

5. Stop masturbating/watching pornography. This is not a religious write up hence I won't want to delve into whether masturbation or pornography is a sin or not. All I can tell you is that it reduces the quality of your life. Masturbation is addictive and ones you start you will begin to seek isolation
at all times (so as to have full privacy to......). With time this isolation habit will translate to a low self esteem and a lack of confidence. This lack of confidence will affect every area of your life. Lest I forget you tend to loose memory easily.

6. Stop trying so hard to please everyone. I said this before. Most times that I have failed it was because I was trying to please one or more 'gods' Pleasing everyone will make you feel indebted to them as if your life depends on them. RUBBISH!

7. Don't make God your enemy. You are dead without God.....

8. Stop wasting your energy on relationship related matters. Seriously I'm guilty of this. I'm a guy who loves with all my being. Today I was just thinking of my woman in the vehicle and I felt like I heard a voice saying 'Felix if you start channeling all these your thoughts to business related issues you will be exceedingly rich. Why should you be wasting your energy?' unfortunately for me I just can't stop but I'm telling you to. Lol.

9. Stop smoking weed. You will die young.

10. Stop sleeping around. If you are a guy I know your semen won't dry up neither will your clitoris cut as a female but whether you want to believe it or not, every sex out of wedlock will culminate in curses and misfortunes.

11. Never stop learning. Unfortunately for this part of the world (Africa) we live in a society where many people walk about with big heads but dead brains. How will Africa develop? The day you stop learning that day you die. I perceive I will be a very 'wicked' father because I will prepare a learning journal for my children where they must write down what new thing they learn daily. Seem like I'm asking you to
be my child. But seriously, go learn a skill. There are things which I reluctantly learned online but they are earning me plenty of money today.

12. Let your YES be YES and your NO be NO..

13. Learn to give freely but don't give to please, give to assist
and you will be blessed.

14. Think big. If I tell you that nations will gather to listen to me don't laugh at me, I'm only thinking big. The difference between the rich and the poor is their way of thinking and not the money. Within the period when Dantata gave Dangote 5k to start a business I'm sure that there are poor people today
who had 10k in those days.

15. Be creative. Do you know why MTN and Etisalat is still in business? They roll out new plans everyday to tempt you to spend more. That's creativity!

16. Be teachable. I was telling some youths the other day that anytime you stop being teachable you will stop being amiable and when you stop being amiable you loose favour. Personally I easily hate people who feel they know.

17. Build your self esteem. Maybe this is a topic for another day but just know that no body will carry you higher than you carry yourself. As a lady it will be irresponsible for you to respond to any guy who calls you on the street by saying SSSSS, SSSSS. Is that your name? Yet you turn because you are desperate for a husband. Lol. For the guys Hmmmmmm. If you see a girl you want but you can't even walk up to her
to at least strike up a good conversation, man you need some cane. Even on Facebook, if I chat with you on 3 occasions and in each you replied me with k and 5n or tnx, babe you don go be that ooo. Or you came for an interview and you are shivering, no work for you.

18. Care for your parents. You will enjoy life.

19. Don't be too desperate. Naturally when people notice you are desperate for something they derive more pleasure in denying your request. I'm not saying you shouldn't lobby for that huge contract oooo because if you go broke i won't be there.

20. Learn to say thank you and to apologise when you are
wrong.

Did I touch any part of your life with this? Say No at your own
risk......

Their reasons are somewhat reasonable. We need to get acquainted with the modalities of this card reader first. This is a crucial election. No room for any form of TESTING.

angelTI:
Jonathan/PDP doing everything to win this election knowing that they have lost even before campaign began.

GEJ to otuoke come May 29.
Sai Buhari

I'm sorry but you sound like an ediot to me. Must you drag politics into everything? Or you did not understand the topic?

nepp:
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Check that out. It's N25,000

Cool. What's the ram and battery life? Also what is the brand and model of this laptop? Can you guarantee that this laptop has no fault?

Good! But don't want a mini laptop. More please!

The topic says it all. If you have a good laptop for sale which falls between the range of 25k-28k please comment below with specs, pictures and price. This is urgent so no dulling please!

No address? and this is a company? Lol. Get serious. I need this.

In my opinion the postponement of the 2015 elections was
crucial to check the romance between Jega and APC. I had
once written an article here- where I stated that the PVC thing
is a SCAM. INEC introduced PVC just to disenfranchise
unsuspecting Nigerians, I will site an example with a
conversation my mom had with an hausa woman yesterday
when I went to visit her.
My mom was discussing with a hausa woman yesterday (the
woman was her friend). My mom was trying to narrate the
stress she was subjected to before collecting her PVC.
Suddenly the woman screamed 'What stress are you talking
about? Something that they came to our house in the
midnight and gave to everybody. All the people in our street
have gotten it. Those who didn't register before were
registered instantly. Had it been you told me I would have
called you that night to come and collect.'
I am also aware that PVC was also issued to underaged
northerners belonging to the APC fold
Also, the decision to not use the temporary voters card for
voting is also part of the plot because they know PVC will not
get to everybody.
Recently also the news had it that Fashola/INEC were
frustrating the efforts of the Igbos in Lagos by holding back
their PVCs.
This is completely unacceptable and JEGA MUST RESIGN.

Pabloescobar:
I'd prefer a bulk mailer. Smtp or php.

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ItsAnderson:
Good evening my lovely pals, pls I need your candid
advice, me & my finance are presently courting, also
getting ready to be together and I notice dis attitude of
staring at a man's biceps or chest whenever we are together. The
one that got me annoyed most was on Friday when
am together with her and her friend watching a movie,
suddenly they showed Iyanya Mr Oreo video and she quickly shouted “ah dis is big chest and sexy six packs o" I felt ashamed cuz I have flat chest
and not quite long I left d parlour to the room
thinking. Pls pals wht will be ur advice to me on dis
issue because am afraid of going into dis marriage wit
her cos of dis attitude. Thanks.

Love covers all errors - that's if having a flat chest is an error.

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mistabiola:
President Jonathan was a guest at Winners Chapel in Ota Ogun state today and according to people who were there, they claim Pastor Oyedepo said he will 'open the gate of hell on those who oppose the President.






http://lindaikeji..com/2015/01/we-will-open-gate-of-hell-on-thos-who.html?utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=twitterfeed

No videos no anything concrete yet everyone is just talking nonsense. Gullible Nigerians,

philme16:
No sentiment at all. What happened to Federal government owned Liberation stadium? Just can't understand why our politicians enjoy brewing up trouble. #MustPdpProvokeApc #MustApcFallForTheirtricks

This your post makes no sense at all.. Just think again!

Bruteforce1o1:
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stop the lies. You are from Abia state. Chai, see wicked lie...

WHAT IS THIS ONE SAYING? You must be feeling smart when you posted this. Hehehehehehe.

barcanista:
The people of Kaduna are resolved to kickout the incumbent clueless President from Aso Rock and install the amiable General. Three plagues befell Kaduna state, a failed President, a good-for-nothing VP and a miserable Governor Yero. Kaduna can't wait to experience #Change at all levels. I celebrate with the people of Kaduna State on the incoming Change they are about to experience. Sai Buhari

Could you please SHUT UP? Are you in Kaduna? That's my state and waht you see in the picture does not in anyway represent our opinion.