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Dongreat:
Those of you saying this man is arrogant are certainly blinded by the idiocy of the senate. This man can not be told to wear uniform like a school boy to a meeting, worse still forced to attend a meeting despite the senate fully aware he was already scheduled for another. What about the attendees of the other scheduled meeting, are they not human and shouldn't they be respected too? The senators are bunch of bullies who think any one will bend and kiss em a*s.
I love people who despite being subordinates will not eat poop from their boss. You are calling on a meeting yet you are enforcing a stiff code of dressing, brushing aside the attendants of the other schedules and not being humanly despite knowing great work can only be achieve if a boss and subordinate work symbiotic.
Worse they can do is relieve him of his job and he will get a better one but his dignity is still intact and at the end it's a big blow to the ego of em yeye senators.

Kindly stand before a mirror and say this to see how silly you will look.The board of directors of the company you work for, summons you, a mere manager, to a meeting with them and you reply with excuse that you already have a department meeting scheduled for the time and because wearing jeans has never disturbed your work , you will not come wearing a suit, even if you come at all. Clap for yourself and go tell your wife you will soon be looking for another job. The man is an arrogant buff-oon who like Buhari thinks he is in a military regime and has nothing but disdain for civilians. He should be relieved of the job.

Gistexpo:
Apparently her parents, Barrack and Michelle Obama, were not happy to see their daughter Malia in the social media, flaunting her smoking skills.
Malia had to wear a tee-shirt with the words 'Smoking kills' on it at a music festival in Philadelphia yesterday - just weeks after puffing on a suspicious cigarette at Chicago's Lollapalooza.
She was pictured with a friend at the Budweiser Made in America Festival, with the wise message displayed on the front of her top. At least, she can't smoke with those words boldly on her body.
The Obamas really got worried when the 18-year-old was pictured smoking at the Lollapalooza, with a witness claiming her cigarette contained marijuana.

http://www.expograde.com/2016/09/after-she-caught-smoking-obama-daughter.html?m=1

WTF. Her father smokes anyway. And he had confessed to smoking weed. Leave the poor Kid alone joor.

MCMLXXVI:
See how zombies were attacking the OP because he spoke the truth!

Now look where Osun has been driven to under this man. I hope you all can now come apologize to Felifeli.

One thing I've come to notice with these zombies is that they HATE independent thinkers! It burns their souls when they find out you're going against their herd mentality or opposing their Kabiyesi overlord.
They resort to sheer gutter-level thuggery when you try to think for yourself.
If you don't follow their "Sai Baba" gospel, they hate you for it.
If you don't subscribe to their Burdillion praise and worship, they attack you.

What a shame of a people!!!

They are all almajiri people. But don't worry. Hunger will teach them common sense.

midolian:
"Does anyone know ibrahim? This is one of the most patriotic comment I have seen on social media in a while" - Reno Omokri's tweet

This above is Reno Omokri's reaction to a post by Babagana Ibrahim Zango, a facebook User from Daura. This post has got people talking. Reno Omokri, Ben Murray Bruce and many other Nigerians have reacted to it. If you ask me, it is the most patriotic post any Nigerian has made since the last General elections.

See Ibrahim Zango's post and the reactions that followed in the following screen munched tweets..

https://mobile.twitter.com/renoomri/status/770676679203094528/photo/1

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Ignorant post by Ibrahim. Ignorant response by Mr Facebook. You can already read Facebook in Yoruba.[/size]

Who grammar epp?

This Photoshop thing no go work o. Show us real pictures. Only Sahara Reporters is reporting this. Haba BBC and CNN or even our own NTA and Channels are not even carrying the news. This story get as he be. I dey siddon look sha.

Bugatie:
Very nice development, but why limit it to 2m.

If all you have is savings account you are unlikely to have 2 million, so what is your complaint about?

PLEASE THROW BUHARI BACK.
We don't want him

Where did he find gun? Is it so easy to get gun to blow your own brains out? SMH

braine:
OP I hope you know there are different sizes of planes and the size or types of the planes used wasn't stated, plus it was election time, did you expect them to carry 1000 naira notes??


Let's do some little maths ;
In a bundle of N1000 notes of 100pieces = N100,000;

Now to calculate the number of bundles in N1.2Billion: N1,200,000,000/N100,000 = 12,000 bundles.

Now, i assume you know what a bundle of 100 pieces of N1000 notes is like; Imagine what 12,000 bundles are like!

Just imagine if there are N500 notes or 200 or a combination of all three denominations.


Think, my friend, think.

It would fit into no more than 20 suitcases. Obviously you have never handled big amounts before.

Orikinla:
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[size=20pt]What is insane about aging gracefully and happily?[/size].

This looks graceful to you? You sound like the kind who regularly patronises cut-rate old pro$titutes. You go like old mama toto well well

Dexti:
Mr StealUrGrandma, the very hot Grandpa Irvin Randle shared these photos of a very fit 65 year old grandmother on his page and asked "Young people, what's your excuse?"

[img]http://3.bp..com/-Gx2_VGpGKLs/V30Lw3xtcPI/AAAAAAAAiP0/H7F8O0jz16oLYY0slJ7FnoQ0dC4doccZwCLcB/s1600/1.JPG[/img]

Now, let's forget about grandma's boobs which are obviously implants, and instead focus on the rest of her body which is in superb physical shape for someone approaching 70 years. Arguments have been raging about these photos, with opinions polarised along the lines of 'granny is a hoe' and 'granny is super fit'.

Granny received praise for her banging body which is far fitter than many young people's, but a whole lot of folks were not happy with grandma's dressing. They are complained that it was very inappropriate
for someone of her age to be dressing in such a provocative manner.
See her latest bikini picture after the cut:

[img]http://1.bp..com/-KJDQUhreVXY/V30NfB4tyWI/AAAAAAAAiQA/4VXDp5dgG4Uf-fGqBWYGw0nK1lJDLSYZACLcB/s1600/2.JPG[/img]
Hmmmm.. But she's hot anyway or what do you think?

Source ngtag..co.id/2016/07/this-65-year-old-grandma-causes-social.html?m=1

[size=16pt]Bros you call this sexy ? Are you a sex maniac ?! Some people can even fvck their own grandmother. This woman looks insane to me o.[/size]

tope24:
Good afternoon,

Website GURUs in the house kindly assist with this issue. A family member paid someone to design a website. The website can be accessed here in Nigeria but it gives error connection time out in the US where my said family member is located. I want to find out what the could have happened as the owner of the site could not access it in the US. This is beginning to cause raucous between myself and my family member been that i introduced the website developer to him.

kindly help on possible solutions to this issue.

Thanks.

1. Server problem
2. Modem speed
3. Website design problem , with slow loading pages (could appear independently or could also relate to 1 and 2)

Post the URL here and we may be able to advise better or send to mail[at]xceedia.co.uk

contactmorak:
Below are photos of street seller sighted in New York City traffic. The recent ban on street and road side trading in Lagos by the Lagos State Government has been met with divided opinions..

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/07/twitter-user-shares-pics-to-prove-to.html

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Well, that hawker in NY will not try any fvcking tricks with you because he knows you've probably got a gun under your seat. Not so in Lagos, I am afraid. Hawker will slap you, steal your wristwatch your necklace and maybe your car if you are unlucky. [/size]

blackbartee:
Then he decided yo have some good time with Kim in the absence of Kanye....

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To be sued for damages dey hungry this foolish man[/size]

sunday1994:
its better to have a Pakistani than to have a Nigerian.... Seriously

If you see real Pakistani you will thank Allah you are Nigerian

Vanquay16:
After 31 years?...The love isn't there, They just both realized they are getting old and will die lonely hence deciding to come back together.

How do you leave for 31yrs and expect Love back?

How old are you ?

Can you recover from 1.44 floppies ? how much ?

ndlife:
PDP..ALREADY DEAD ON >>>>ARRIVER<<

Go school you no gree. Na to shout Sai Baba all over the place dey sweet you.

Millerz:
Olodo.. "Arrival"

No mind am o. Dead on arriver. See the kind of riff-raff we spend whole days arguing with on Nairaland.

McBrooklyn:
So the first thing that can actually popped to your dirty mind when a lips is being mentioned is "beejay", huh??

Yes, he gives Beejay . Some NLanders says he is good

chachanga:
Is he not better than AIT Group that's been notorious for chronic owing and highhandedness?!

So far, the chap's managed his multifaceted portfolio without fuss and the baddass Use&Condemn habit of a lot of other corporations run by taskmaster Jews, Crafty Chinkos, stingy Koreans and those abominably despicable Indians.

But what gets me is the unnecessary hating on the man.

FYI, for those of you on NL hating on him, 2 things are as certain as rain and sunshine:
1.He's gonna bounce back soon enough
2. You're gonna remain in your miserable poverty stricken life with only your "kickass ITEL China phone" and your Keyboard "NinjaWarrior" Battles on NL for company; welcome to your life!

[size=14pt]THANK YOU. THEY DON'T REALISE[/size][size=8pt][/size]

Jorussia:
In developed countries tax evasion is a very serious crime unlike here where it is not taking seriously. He is even trying to blackmail the govt with is 1000 staff strength as if those affected by his indebtedness is not far more than that.

Please tell us more about the developed countries . Apparently you've lived there all your life.

[size=14pt]N1.3b
I thought you people say it is N4.7b ??
Oro yin ti nye mi nisiyi . I am no beginning to understand you all.
Confused people[/size]

And by the way when military steal money it is with total impunity. At least with civilians there is fear of prosecution. Put that in your akamu to drink this morning.

2BB4CB3E:
Let's talk
Please what's right?
Are you not suffering?
Why are you blinded by childish sentiments?
What exactly is buhari doing that's wrong?
Its common knowledge that all politicians are corrupt! So he is trying to fight them and you clowns shout weac! What has weac got to do with the issue on ground! You stole I ask for the money you're saying! I didn't go to school lol and gullible people like you will go and spread this trash as wisdom
Wake up aren't you tired of suffering?
Hope you ate tonight
Goodnight

You are either part of the coup plan or a misinformed person. Do you even imagine that Nairaland will exist under a military government for you to be saying subversive things like this? Facebook? Blogging? I can only feel sorry for you. Yes I ate tonight and I ate well I don't know about you. And it is WAEC not weac. Apparently you too did not pass WAEC, military apologist and spy like you.

Only a fool does not see the Writings on the wall yet. Buhari has a plan B to have military take over government, suspend legislature and install him as head of state. That is why he is already surrounding himself with loyal service chiefs from North.The plan seems to have been leaked and that is why they are jittery. This country is doomed under Buhari. Military will rule for another16 years.

[size=14pt]Please tell her whenever he decides to divorce his ass, I am available [/size]

ednut1:
u be mumu na. Texas is even in one of d pix if u zoom., if u hv been or u live on d island u wud also knw yellow danfo buses are not used here. i dont need to post links its common sense u hear.

ehn sebi you are the non-mumu person who lives on island. for the education of we who have never even visited lagos kindly give links.