Proper winsh

emonkey:
Wow! That was a rather strong reaction. Sorry bros
Was this posted by lalastic ? That man Lala's friends hungry dey catch them bad bad . Na so so snake and monitor lizard dem dey chop everyday.

No, I am not Lalastic or whatever

I saw this Facebook protest against APC/Buhari yesterday .Nigerians are no more amused

How did I know it would be another Abo.ki even before I opened this post?

Comedians indeed

Nobody is above the law except Mugu and Buhari mschew

Samswags9:
I just got admitted to study PHILOSOPHY At OLABISI ONABANJO UNIVERSITY. I Actually Opted For Law But I Was Offered Philosophy.

I Have Little Or No Idea About Philosophy, Having Searched Google But all I saw was,
being a Lecturer Or working at one Local Government.

Pls where and
what can I work as With a Philosophy Degree


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Sorry O!
if you think that would make us vote for your corrupt, looting and kleptomanic PDP thieves, you are on a long thing!
16years of 'mindless looting' by PDP, should never be repeated twice in a century.
We are where we are today, because of that 16years of wastage, by PDP.

You guys are so pathetic. You will never change from this childish mentality . So whenever anyone disagrees with Buhari then he is automatically PDP ?
If it will take voting for PDP to remove the waste of prime space which Buhari represents then let God's will be done.

1. It makes the sh.it come more easily
2. It conceals the smell of the sh.it

Bonus: when you have told everyone you are no more a smoker, but the thing just hungry you very badly and you no want make anyone see you, toilet na solution. Who go follow anybody enter toilet except fly?

Hell fire.

Cedarseeds:
Please help I had to create a new account for this.

When I was 15, a man in our neighbourhood had sex with me. I was too confused and embarrassed to tell anyone about it. I didn't get pregnant. While growing up, I still remembered the incident and kept away from dating through out my university days.

I met my fiancé in 2014. Somehow I told him I was still a virgin when we were still getting to know ourselves. He asked me to marry him soon after. It seemed as if the main reason he wanted marriage was because he felt I was a decent girl and I didn't want him to find out after our wedding. I did some stuffs to my vagina and we had sex. It was like the whole process of deflowering again. He seemed satisfied.

The issue is that I feel scared starting my marriage on a lie. Standing before the priest when there's a secret between us. We've done the necessary intro. I don't know what to think anymore. Should I let him continue believing he's the only man I've been with?

Congratulations on your coming divorce

BrosPeter:
Adeola has left SaharaReporters. She announced it herself.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIkApYesloo

The girl no get bobby. Good riddance.

HungerBAD:
Lol thief.

He will remember as soon as he is released?did he just say as long as he is detained, his brain will be be unable to recollect anything?lol.

Did not know this guy is this funny.

I feel you. A Prince from a pampered background, that has never slept without electricity in his life,and was exposed to corn beef and sardine from childhood and this little vacation is really affecting him.

Sorry Prince that nobody is pampering you.

Na so de ting pain you reach? O ya come and take corned beef and sardines.

Skain:
He probably had wrong visa for the journey.

Most people don't know that if you intend to perform for money, you need a temporary work permit. Guy could have gone with visiting visa and mistakenly mentioned to POE immigration that he hopes to do a few shows. That will be illegal.

JosWatchDog:
Special Adviser to the President, Media and Publicity, Femi Adesina, Thursday in Abuja commended Nigerians for the outpouring of prayers and show of goodwill to President Muhammadu Buhari since he returned to the country.

Receiving a delegation of well wishers to the President, led by Amb. Eze N. Ebere, Adesina said President Buhari deeply appreciated the prayers during his ill health, and after his recovery, from both the Christian and Muslim communities.

The Special Adviser also said the positive reviews on the President’s handling of conflicts in various parts of the country had been most encouraging for the administration, noting that the President remains focused in serving Nigerians, and ensuring an improvement in the lives of all.

“The President really appreciates all the prayers, and will like to say a big thank you for your support for his leadership style and handling of the conflicts,’’ he said.

Adesina assured the delegation of the President’s commitment and transparent leadership style, promising to deliver a letter brought by the group.

In his remarks, the leader of the delegation, who is also the National Patron of the National Association of Nigerian Students (NANS), said the association remains thankful to God for restoring the health of the President.

“We are here to commend the President over his leadership style, especially the way he handled the Indigenous People of Biafra (IPOB) issue, and others, by ensuring that peace is restored across Nigeria,’’ Ebere said.

He pledged the association’s continued support for President Buhari’s administration.

The Justice of the Peace, an association, gave Adesina a special recognition as a “Peace Conservator’’.


Source: http://www.jtownconnect.com.ng/2017/10/femi-adesina-commends-nigerians-for.html

Na God go punish you and Buhari. That is my prayer. Enjoy

biacan:
is obvious the husband can't accept being a loser..... such men are usually dangerous..... I do tell my friends make sure you provoke your spouse in a hot roll just to know the level of his anger before getting married to him.......they should send him to jail already

You mean you thought this work of genius up all by yourself ? Wow!

lopjohnny:
My opinion


Ayodele Fayose!!!

Anyone other than Buhari will do.

I am planning to change my network and especially iPhone data plan from MTN to Glo. I need advice.
Is there anyone who thinks it will be a bad move? Please tell me why. Thanks

Thank you everyone for your advice. It would have been interesting to also learn from a woman from the perspective of my benefactor. Will the typical woman feel betrayed or happy for me?

Please this is for matured people only. If you have never been married please just read and go your way.

Supposing you were previously married but not at all happily. After 15 years your wife goes away with your children and divorces you on advice of her relatives, and travels away to UK because you were not doing well in life. You are completely broken.
God directs another woman into your life but she is married. Nevertheless she empowers you financially so much that nearly everything you have been able to acquire you can trace to her and she also encourages you along at every opportunity because she was touched by your situation . It is clear that both of you like one another very much , but on ground of morality sex has never happened. Her challenge is visible to you though. She has a very sick husband who she is afraid may soon pass away and she wants a shoulder to lean on if the event ever occurs. Scary way to look at things but I must tell you that she loves her husband to the end of the word and not having an affair with anyone and has never had any as far as I know. You have also in your own way done whatever you can to help her business move along better.
Now 10 years after, your ex-wife returns to plead with you to take her back; the children who you have kept contact with plead for their mother. You are moved by Christian duty and your love for your children , and yes in spite of what she has done you still have some feelings for her .After all you married her because you loved her.
My question is will this be a wise move for any sensible self respecting man ? And if you were the other woman who has invested so heavily in my recovery how would you receive such a decision?

oduastates:
Of what use are all the so called professor of geology, Dr of geography and all those "expert" waving and accumulating useless degrees all over the place .
When I say Nigeria is useless , some people wonder how a citizen can be so harsh .
The other time I said 99% of Nigerians are neither Muslims nor Christains because the type ,behaviour ,patriotism and humility of christains and muslims I see and I've seen around the world is different ......
Over 100 million human being , yet we need to travel across the world to find experts .
How much is it to send a couple of first class graduates on a 4 year practical training training in road construction , geology,engineering etc . Yet we spend billions sending people to worship a stone in Mecca and a burial ground in Jerusalem.
What are Nigerian professors doing ? Lazying around ,waiting to collect salaries and sell handouts .
Kudos to cross river

Bros fear God o. What have YOU done for Nigeria apart from condemning?

oluwafestus:
Make una tell Mr governor make he dey pack him thing well well before going for inspection.

Gay alert!

Large crowds used to also gather at Bar Beach to watch public executions of armed robbers. They came to see dead bodies.

Interviews are really never about what you wear , but about "attitude ". Having said this your daily attitude is determined by what you wear. Loose native attire gives an impression you are laid back and independable . Bottom line: don't wear it.

Most of the people who viciously castigate homosexuals in public are actually in denial. Behind closed doors they themselves are gay. Pointing your finger at other people to take away attention from yourself.

haykinzz:
She is just 16years old going to SS3 now. She is so pretty that every guy wants to date her even some of my mates do admire her but I know the mind of guys, she is too young they just want to have their way with her.
I used to be strict with her before, seize her phone, beats her up whenever she talks with any guy but my friends told me I don't need to do that, they adviced me to sit her down and talk with her.
Now I don't even know where to start with her, what kind of advice to give.

Should I tell her not to date or have any boyfriend??

Should I tell her not to have sex with her boyfriend or go visit any male friends??.

Our parents are old and too busy to look after her, its all down to me to do the job.


I need help please, how can I advice her

Don't mind my English oo, I be youruba boy.

Yoruba ni won fi tor mi dagba

Taste ke? Is she national cake?
If you are "Youruba" I am Japanese

MrRationalBlog:


https://www.google.com.ng/amp/www.vanguardngr.com/2017/08/anxiety-mounts-over-alleged-departure-of-presidential-jet-in-london/amp/

Die, the man no gree . Return home he no gree . Na so so rumor we dey hear everyday . Wehdun sah, God will continue to treat you as you treat the 160 million people of Nigeria, without care for progress .

Even the Bible warned us about APC but we disobeyed. Chai!

Chascop:
e be like say na private jet because I no see any other person

Business class

Apparently nobody listens to music on radio in Lagos. What a pity

Which station will you consider the best and hottest FM radio in Lagos if you are looking to hear new music and why do you say so?