₦airaland Forum

saintRighteous49:
Another IPOB member sported here....

IPOB ko IPAD ni.

Bobnotrouble:
Actually, he meant that GOD is using Buhari to make Nigeria a greater Nation.
Wise up!

NOTHING can use Buhari to make anything. He is useless.

driand:
so you want buhari to fall for 4 years so someone else can get there and we start all over again?

You can allow him to stay there forever because President is his birthright you hear?

SuperSuave:
Good day boys and girls, I wanted to create this thread about two weeks ago but data dey do me ojoro since Mtn stopped giving out free 20mb but it's good I now have something to manage.

I really wanted to plant something since everything I needed was readily available.

I started a watermelon farm with the first heavy rain of the year in Ilorin, Kwara state. Prior to that time I researched some basic procedures and other things about watermelon farming like the planting time, type of seed to be planted(wet or dry), spacing, depth and some other things. I stumbled upon a thread on Nairaland during my research.

I'll comment on the pictures I'll post as we roll

The farm is in my compound, just beside where we dump and burn garbage. The soil is sandy loam.

How did you get rid of the pests ? I started a small farm like yours and the plants are invaded by small snails and later by those caterpillars. I abandoned the farm. Do you use pesticides. If you do, which one do you suggest?

Who death epp??

Yes sir, after Buhari is gone.

smiliyB:
Earlier today, this church form trended on social media. The 'sacrificial giving form' was given out by the pastor in charge of Region 14 of the Redeemed Christian Church of God to church members. This of course sparked outrage on social media. The Church headquarters has released a statement reacting to the controversy. See the statement after the cut...

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There is nothing OFFICIAL about your post. In fact it looks like a ridiculous job which you have gone to do at a business center. Try a better one. [/size]

phoenix23401:
any idiot could design this...how do we lnow it from rccg hq, no signage, no nothing!

[size=14pt]Exactly. It is not even on RCCG letterhead or anything. But in any case let us let sleeping dogs lie. Giving is a personal affair.[/size]

CzarRex:
so what are they trying to prove now? that the police is a very decent organization?




not having tattooed men in the force doesn't meanby tomorrow you wouldn't see their men on the roadside collecting bribes of #50 or #100 from drivers

[size=14pt]No, they are saying the police doesn't want people with no self control. If you can scar yourself for life you will not think twice to kill anybody [/size]

247frolicboss:
Following his epic speech and interview at Bloomberg TV studios in London, former President Goodluck Jonathan was feted to an executive Lunch in London by Rob Hersov, CEO of Invest Africa.

The lunch had several investors who had invested in Africa. At the lunch, Dr. Jonathan encouraged his hosts to invest in Nigeria. He also used the opportunity to discuss his foundation’s goals which are to deepen democracy in Africa through free and fair elections and respect for its outcome irrespective of the outcome.

The Right Honourable Mark Simmonds, former UK Minister for Africa, gave the vote of thanks.

Below are pictures from the event.


http://www.newshelm.com/2016/06/photos-jonathan-treated-to-executive.html

[size=16pt]Good work. However Uncle Jonathan should be told that it is considered rude to wear a hat at the table. [/size]

[size=16pt]kai this is the reason Buhari run away to London . Because avengers go bomb aso rock. I been think say the man get liver before o. I am disappointed [/size]

wittyt98:
check this out ...

[size=16pt]Bros na wetin your eye find go that place again. Dem say make you come see bobby , you carry microscope dey video puzzy .Na so konji dey catch you ? He just be like say make you carry your big prik shook am abi ? Haba ! I fear nairaland people o. [/size]

wowmenow:
there are heavy shootings right now scores of people dead already from the attacks from the ijaws over land issue
please nairaland help us cont the jtf in warri to rescue us
the shootings is too much now

vanguard just report the news
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/06/several-persons-wounded-houses-razed-ogbe-ijoh-aladja-clash/

You are in hiding yet you can count scores of people dead. Bros you sef funny die. [size=8pt][/size]

[size=16pt]Nothing worth stealing in Osun na [/size]

BossKratos:




How do you know that they are "lies from the pits of hell"! Do you reside there?

Or you just felt like typing bunkum?

It is you that should ask Sahara Reporters to show us a copy of the receipt and the deeds of purchase

They should have been castrated

manneger2:
hello I saw Ur post while searching on Google I have almost the same symptoms like yours and each time I go to hospital they will diagnosed malaria after series of test like urinalysis hepatitis diabete HIV and other blood test all will come out negative, Pls how did u finally treat urself cos am tired of taking antimalarial drug and this started 3months in rivers state where am currently doing my nysc,
thanks for Ur response

Hmmn.. I used to have these until it revealed I was suffering from STRESS and High Blood Pressure. Not sure which one of the diseases resulted in the other. Start monitoring your blood pressure , and as for stress that is a bigger issue. You may need a psychotherapist for that. I was lucky I belonged to a praying church and it helped a lot.

midolian:
I am always confused. Don't know the section to post threads with the mention of GEJ as they are always about crime. Moderators should please help move this to the right section. Thanks

Me self, I am confused about where to post threads about Buhari. They always either make you laugh or make you sad. Maybe Nairaland should create a new Bad Jokes section.

Why is this useless government telling us this? Find the culprits and prosecute them na. That one too hard you to do ?

I wan know where the small girl find her own winsh . I wan buy some.

Hopey12:
You will not visit Lagos and calabar

In fact which place he go visit now for Naija wey dem no go throw am stone ehn?

MalcoImX:
A sleeping Buhari is worth more than ten Jonathan alive.

Your head dey there my man !!
Only thing left is to give you rags to wear, place begging bowl in your hand and send you into the market. No be so almajiri dey look ?

sugardad1:
4. JJC

JJC is the abbreviated form of “Johnny Just Come”. We use this word to refer to newcomers in a place. We also it to refer to people are slow on the uptake of important issues.

Johnny Just Come is not exclusively Nigerian oga.

If it was Buhari now, he will be going to tell them Nigerians are corrupt ; give us back our money. He thinks leadership is to know how to frown face.

kinginvalhala4:
Mr man, stop asking me stvpid questions. I gave you a link, its your commonsense to know what to ask Google.

Its your type that calls buhari a dullard when you can't even even Google.

Go to Google.com, type "who is the former nimasa boss that was recently sentenced to 5 years in prison"

Give us the names or go to hell. Go and google it yourself and give us the result here so that we may know that you also have "commonsense". By the way the prosecution of the NIMASA case was carried over from GEJ administration. Tell us what this Buhari administration has begun and successfully concluded. Only thing Magu has been doing is grabbing people and torturing them for weeks and months because he does not even have the confidence to take them to court. Haba!

I can't see any picture . why ?

It should be a day of mourning. We have really suffered under APC

[size=16pt]One Pounds [/size]

I hope they are insured

He should first change himself by resigning.

Nigeria is finished

MyX1:
If say na Buhari they use this Phone now......some people would start to call him Mumu.

Befoe nko ? Na mumu na , if he come use this kind phone he go become Mumu¹⁰