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[quote author=baby_mama]I hope it is not a housefly in the middle of that stew o
Chineke
Just take finger comot am
We are Africans[/quote]Na extra meat. All na protein. If na for Pakistani restaurant you go pay for the extra

[quote author=baby_mama]They should make me moderator for just one week let me sanitize the place and quarantine some people for life starting with iligunboy
I will ban his IP and all future IPs he will ever have
As for geeez,I will bind and ban him in the spirit realm if need be [/quote]LOL I don die today o !! Seun and Afam see wetin you don cause now

[quote author=baby_mama]In another news
I am just about to start cooking my green beans[/quote]Green beans and rostbif ke ? Me I have just finished eating my Amala with ewedu and orisirisi

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torkaka: Afam this is a political forum, there is no room for civil talks in political gatherings, if we are going to watch what we say then we might as well all join a love forum!
Did jarus resign because the space cannot contain the both of you? Did he resign in the face of having a bigot assume the position of a mod?

Thank you !. Knee-jerk moderators who just ban and ban every second should be put in the Religion section. Politics has never been a nice game and is not for civil people. Heck even senators fight in national assembly and earn fantastic amount for insulting one another. ALREADY I DON'T LIKE THIS NEW MOD AT ALL.
AFAM MUST GO !!

LMAO at this thread. People sabi insult person for Nairaland o. Na reason I dey come here.
Abeg I get one my neighbour who dey annoy me everyday and I need volunteers to help me abuse the useless man . I can pay good money. As far as I know you all including moderator afam work for free here. Any takers ?

Seun: You've just given me a headache. I apologize for whatever you think I may have done wrong

Sir. Done wrong is appointing a self-confessed BIGOT as a MODERATOR.
Happy new year . Buy a lot of panadol though.

[quote author=baby_mama]Wow!
What is the definition of megalomania?
Let me find it
This leaves a very bad taste in my mouth
Unbelievable[/quote]For this I will be recommending you for banning on account of bigoted comment. Your post insults our superior Yaroba interests in the person of Seun

ilugunboy: You won't die this year by His grace...it's not our portion

Amen my bros. But please tell Seun and Afam not to make me laugh so much.

berem: Are you BEAF? Why you come copy im signature?

Beaf ko . Panla ni .
SSS don catch that bros since..

DANILSA: AFAM WITH THIS TYPE OF E BOMB FROM TPIA, IDOWUGBO, ILUGUNBOY ETC, GEJ WILL BE BETTER THAN YOU, NOW IS THE RIGHT TIME TO ROLL UP YOUR SKIRT AND WARM UP FOR A TOUGH MOD JOB, BECAUSE YOU CAN NEVER DO ANYTHING TO PLS SOME PEP HERE.I WONDER WHY SEUN HAD TO PUT YOU IN THIS SECTION CONSIDERING YOUR NEVER DIE PASSION FOR NDIGBO, NWANNE YOU CANT HIDE YOUR IDENTITY IN EXCHANGE FOR MOD,BUT JUST TRY AND BE IMPARTIAL, ANYBODY THAT DERAILS THE THREAD BAN THE PERSON EVEN IF ITS EZE IGBO NAIRALAND SO YOU CAN SATISFY UR CONSCIENCE.

Yes Afam4eva . Start the day by banning Seun for dissing you !!

berem: Abeg make una take am easy with Afam. Im just they start work.

Na Seun and Nairaland go kill me this year. This thread is big comic relief for the new year. Afam4eva the joke is on you o !!

How much do moderators get paid ? How can I apply to be moderator ? I also want to make big ( there is a new sheriff in town) speech like afam4eva. Somebody please tell me the above.

Geomac: Congrats Afam!

Seun, for you to be impartial, we (Northerners) also want a Northerner as a MOD.

Seconded. There should be a Boko Haram too. on the moderator roll.

afam4eva: I want to use this opportunity to thank Seun for appointing me a MOD on this volatile section. I also want to appreciate my fellow mods for holding up alone thus far and granting me the chance to work hand in hand with them to improve the idiosyncrasies of this section. And finally i want to thank those that have deemed it fit to congratulate me and even those that resent the very idea of a certain Afam4eva being a mod.

My mission here is a strong aversion to why i was appointed. I may be an Igbo advocate but that will not in anyway come in between my work and i. I'm not here on any ethnic agenda. I'm here to restore sanity. I'm here to push the limit of goodwill like used to be enjoyed on this very section. Never again will this section be known as the trouble making section of Nairaland. Never again will this section be the curse capital of the Nigerian webosphere. Never again.

I shall take it up as a duty to rid off trouble makers and their hateful posts. Tribalists should take their trade elsewhere because market has just closed for them and their business is no longer profitable. Whoever if found wanting shall be punished according to the laid out rules of this forum.


he who has ears let him hear.

Stay out of trouble and stay blessed.

Happy New year everybody

Afam bu Afam

Let us see you photo then we will know if you can be trusted. For all I know you are just a Yoruba tribalist with plenty of ugly facial masks , sometimes masquerading as a Igbo lunatic.

Omo remove both of them from your house sharp sharp. Tell them why you are doing so.The one who comes begging/apologizing is the one that truly loves you. Otherwise go buy yourself a coffin because your days are numbered. Only foolish men get married . Only foolisher men get married to their mother.

How do they know "Sahara reporters" is not Boko Haram ? For godssake it is SAHARA! Go figure

[quote author=all-out]Ignore that guy, its when you call attention to their post that they become encouraged!

Well meaning folks, report any post you find offensive!

Moderators, don't lock simply clean up thread!

Get to work people![/quote]Thank you. I have reported the original post as offensive.

[quote author=]someone that can't properly quote a post is calling me foolish lol
I love you the same as my bible tells me to! HAPPY NEW YEAR!

[/quote]Okay you sound reasonable ; I love you too. But don't think I entirely believe you though. I know the tricks of you people; you are probably just waiting for us to go to sleep so that you can whoze us when we are sleeping. So I will sleep with one eye open and with my dagger under the pillow as usual. One love .
( Just kidding; I love you too)

Good for you. May Orunmila bless you. Ase.

[quote author=]Happy new years! I have called this round table for the igbos and the yoruba of Nairaland to finally be at peace!

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all honorable delegates are allowed to speak on how we can shut tribalists up and move forward discussing real development and real issues instead of Awolowo and Biafra!

the mic is on, speak up.

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Let's also start with sharing what we love about the opposite tribe!
Yoruba people, i think your women are beautiful and your culture and history is very rich! Nigeria has the best tribes in africa! hands down[/quote]See this foolish Igbo man . Na ogogoro you drink enter new year. Shame

May God forgive you all my sins. Amen

OYINBOGOJU: 12/25/2012

Gregory’s iPhone Contract

Dear Gregory

Merry Christmas! You are now the proud owner of an iPhone. Hot Damn! You are a good & responsible 13 year old boy and you deserve this gift. But with the acceptance of this present comes rules and regulations. Please read through the following contract. I hope that you understand it is my job to raise you into a well rounded, healthy young man that can function in the world and coexist with technology, not be ruled by it. Failure to comply with the following list will result in termination of your iPhone ownership. I love you madly & look forward to sharing several million text messages with you in the days to come.

1. It is my phone. I bought it. I pay for it. I am loaning it to you. Aren’t I the greatest?

2. I will always know the password.

3. If it rings, answer it. It is a phone. Say hello, use your manners. Do not ever ignore a phone call if the screen reads “Mom” or “Dad”. Not ever.

4. Hand the phone to one of your parents promptly at 7:30pm every school night & every weekend night at 9:00pm. It will be shut off for the night and turned on again at 7:30am. If you would not make a call to someone’s land line, wherein their parents may answer first, then do not call or text. Listen to those instincts and respect other families like we would like to be respected.

5. It does not go to school with you. Have a conversation with the people you text in person. It’s a life skill. *Half days, field trips and after school activities will require special consideration.

6. If it falls into the toilet, smashes on the ground, or vanishes into thin air, you are responsible for the replacement costs or repairs. Mow a lawn, babysit, stash some birthday money. It will happen, you should be prepared.

7. Do not use this technology to lie, fool, or deceive another human being. Do not involve yourself in conversations that are hurtful to others. Be a good friend first or stay the hell out of the crossfire.

8. Do not text, email, or say anything through this device you would not say in person.

9. Do not text, email, or say anything to someone that you would not say out loud with their parents in the room. Censor yourself.

10. No porn. Search the web for information you would openly share with me. If you have a question about anything, ask a person – preferably me or your father.

11. Turn it off, silence it, put it away in public. Especially in a restaurant, at the movies, or while speaking with another human being. You are not a rude person; do not allow the iPhone to change that.

12. Do not send or receive pictures of your private parts or anyone else’s private parts. Don’t laugh. Someday you will be tempted to do this despite your high intelligence. It is risky and could ruin your teenage/college/adult life. It is always a bad idea. Cyberspace is vast and more powerful than you. And it is hard to make anything of this magnitude disappear – including a bad reputation.

13. Don’t take a zillion pictures and videos. There is no need to document everything. Live your experiences. They will be stored in your memory for eternity.

14. Leave your phone home sometimes and feel safe and secure in that decision. It is not alive or an extension of you. Learn to live without it. Be bigger and more powerful than FOMO – fear of missing out.

15. Download music that is new or classic or different than the millions of your peers that listen to the same exact stuff. Your generation has access to music like never before in history. Take advantage of that gift. Expand your horizons.

16. Play a game with words or puzzles or brain teasers every now and then.

17. Keep your eyes up. See the world happening around you. Stare out a window. Listen to the birds. Take a walk. Talk to a stranger. Wonder without googling.

18. You will mess up. I will take away your phone. We will sit down and talk about it. We will start over again. You & I, we are always learning. I am on your team. We are in this together.

It is my hope that you can agree to these terms. Most of the lessons listed here do not just apply to the iPhone, but to life. You are growing up in a fast and ever changing world. It is exciting and enticing. Keep it simple every chance you get. Trust your powerful mind and giant heart above any machine. I love you. I hope you enjoy your awesome new iPhone.

Merry Christmas!

xoxoxo

Mom

Wow! This is child abuse !

Foster cat: he said it repeatedly.he needed the pix badly.u can imagine hw the aboki felt honoured.

@mko abiola: I can see u watched urs in d grave..it was not a wedding ceremony,its was at the 50th birthday ceremony of Mrs.Awosika.nawa o

That aboki is better than your father in every way. He is also better than anybody of your useless tribe n every way

Now what the fvck was all that about. Clap for yourself - with your fingertips.

Emusan: Marriage is the process by which two people who love each other make their relationship public, official, and permanent.

In comparison; a marriage that about to collapse and that of an abandoned building that is so fragile to collapse, to me there's no difference. And to a Builder/Building Technicians, a building that its collapse is imminent can be restore back to is original position which can still withstand winds, heavy rain, and spend the normal life-span. by replacing some old parts with a new part.

Do you think couples can still do something in other to prevent divorce, if a marriage seems fragile and the collapse seems imminent?

You have really answered your own question. If a building has become structurally unsafe best solution is to pull it down before it falls down by itself and destroy lives. If a marriage has FAILED for the love of God kindly get a divorce before it claims lives.

ilugunboy: I wonder where Ibos are from since am not really convinced about this their Jewish thing ...can someone shed a light on Iboz origin?

Bros have you never heard of evolution ? They evolved from apes

Chamber10: How did u know its Igbo? Did Fashola mention any tribe? Has investigation been carried out to know the owners? Even if its Igbo's business, who cleared the goods at the point of entry into the country? Igbo too? I hate tribalistic comments like ur own with passion though I am a Yoruba guy. Let's be objective in our comment

Is Igbo your name? Have you never heard of smuggling? I hate ignorant comments like ur own with passion though I am a Yoruba guy. Let's be objective in our comment

geeez: We know who they are, how they play and where they are from and I think it's time we shipped them out of Yorubaland for good

It is the Igbo businessmen . Always importing illegal things.

musKeeto: Great move. He has to make friends before he joins them.

Nairalanders didn't disappoint me
i think the GO should spend new year day at Nairaland instead of visiting Yaba left.

amor4ce: http://www.nigerianeye.com/2012/09/how-i-escaped-from-ritualists-by-girl-20.html
http://www.leadership.ng/nga/articles/33214/2012/08/23/nigerian_man_jailed_south_africa_armed_robbery.html
http://sunnewsonline.com/new/national/day-of-rage-as-enugu-women-protest-mysterious-deaths-of-sons/
http://dailypost.com.ng/2012/08/17/imo-state-parliament-fix-common-bride-price-indigenes/
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http://allafrica.com/stories/201208190202.html

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BROS YOU DONE CRAZE NO BE SMALL

anitank: Shame on you even more, for being in this world long enough not to know what's going on around you

Where did you grow up? Abakaliki? Obviously you have never visited a swimming pool in your entire life that is why this innocent kid's swimsuit makes you drool. Go get a human life and stop molesting children with your eyes.