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mctemmy: When Is The Right Time For A Young Man To Rent An Apartment

Good evening sensible nairalanders,please when is the right time/best time for a young man to have his own apartment and leave his parent house,not in the context of marriage but on the context of independence!!!!

When your parents chase you out or when they start complaining about your wife/fiancee - whichever comes first.

Good for the MF . I hope he comes out with his as,s.hole five times wider.

Good for the MF . I hope he comes out with his as,s.hole five times wider.

godello: My question, is there any goldmine there?why are Christians still there?

The only Christians still there are the roaming goat people. You beat them and they will still return to be beaten again. Na wa.

Obiagu1: If ICC were to investigate that starvation policy, Awo would be #2 on the most wanted list. Someone made those policies, if it's not Gowon, then it is Awo and being the brain behind the government, everyone believed it was his policy and he even stated it was legitimate while Gowon did not defend it.

Then for Achebe to say that [b]starving children is diabolic [/b]and you felt it was insulting, then I think you are beyond ridiculous!

But bros come o.You talk as if Awo rounded up Biafra children , took them to Ijebuland and starved them to death . That is not true at all.
Why were Biafra soldiers getting fat and the children starving ? That is the question people like you ought always to ask .

General tos: RIP Man. Lastwk it was Maitama Sule(Hausa), yesterday it was Obadare( Yoruba), today Chinua Achebe (Igbo) God have mercy on Nigeria.

You mean next week it will be time for Ijaw

MariaP: Hello All,

What is the name 'peace' called in the different Nigerian languages?

Yoruba
Igbo
Hausa
Efik
Edo
Itsekiri
e.t.c.

Peace in Nigeria ? I dey laugh.

justokey: Can you explain the bold words sir?

Springs --- just like shock absorbers.

All structures and things vibrate. This is caused by natural transmission of impact or impulse through the structure.In this case the impact is due to the vehicle tyre loads and also impulse from vehicle noise.The only way that the bridge could collapse is when the frequency of the vibration harmonises with the natural frequency of the material of the structure , in which case the structure just liquefies (disintegrates). Expansion/construction joints work not only to accomodate internal stress from temperature variations but they also incorporate dampers which absorb the vibration to forestall collapse. Of course I speak as an engineer.

NAIRALAND:
1,000,000 fictitious accounts spamming each other 24/7
50 or so moderators promoting the proliferation of new accounts by banning old ones.
oga di nma

Mad Cow: SUEN In the spirit of Nairaland achieving such a milestone, I suggest you grant amnesty to all the User ID's currently languishing in Nairaland Jails..


One of My I.D is banned till 2099.


Please remember that to err is human, but to forgive is devine. AMEN!!

What a farce. His OTHER ID is banned till 2099 .. . yet he is still posting. Of what effect has the ban been. If Seun wants to create 1000 new "users" everyday all he has to do is order the moderators to ban 1000 people . . . assuming there are up to 1000 active users.

Afam4eva: There's no way the unique population of Nairaland is more than 200,000. I'm even been generous. Over 70% of people here have multiple accounts. While some have just 2 or 3, others have as much as 10 accounts that they switch depending on their mood for that day.

I told Seun to remove my account so that I will not be able to comment here on NL again and he refused. Now see what you have made me do
You this man you are biting the hand that is feeding you (with power)

Seun: @felifeli: You're receiving spam messages because you posted your email on this public thread: www.nairaland.com/263667/matured-man-looking-matured-lady. We apologize for allowing you to post your email address publicly without warning you, and in the future we'll try our best to ensure that members are dissuaded from posting their email addresses publicly, once we figure out a pleasant way to do so. Please try to remove your email address from that thread, by modifying your post. This will prevent spammers from harvesting your email address. Thanks a million for letting us know about the challenge you were having.

Thank you sir, I have deleted the errant post. As an extra protection pleased delete me from any marketing mailing list that exists. Pleasure knowing you. Good bye.

Dear Mr Seun
I wish to stop using this site primarily because it is no more my idea of entertainment ; other reasons are less important. I will wish that you delete my email from your database. This is important because over time I have received a constant stream of spurious spam marketing mail which could only have originated from my registering on Nairaland because I rarely use that email address. Kindly also delete my email from any mailing list that you may be presently hiring out to marketers. I have not opted in for marketing messages and this intrudes in my privacy. Your site's privacy policy has not mentioned that users will receive this and as far as I know I was not presented any such terms of use to agree on before joining this site. Thank you for your kindness.

[quote author=ODUA_NEGRO]its because of eediots like you with diseased gums oozing putrid matter that i get banned in the regular forum. i marked your signature for proper engagement on our next meeting. this is not the place for that.[/quote]Now it is not so difficult to see why your a.s.s got canned. Where will the next meeting be ? Your dreams I guess. FYI while you are on your knees cursing mods to unban you (or else what ?) , I have been here and there searching for how to get me permanently removed - email , posts and all. I am not in your class,guy

[quote author=ODUA_NEGRO]Seun,

I'm escalating this request to you. Please go over my various contacts on this page in demand for a simple communication and intervene to get an answer for me. I was using Dudu_Negro and the handle's access was restricted. I just need to know why Dudu was restricted, simple!

1. was he restricted for a rule violation?
2. was the restriction discriminatory or discretionary?

Thanks,
your favorite Chief Negro.[/quote]Guy your whining is so high note I can smell poosie from here And I am sure those guys are having the time of their life watching you panic. Your new signature doesn't help either; if I were an a.s.s.hole mode I would ban you for life.And lastly when someone has you by the ba.l.ls calling them a nasty name will just make them squeeze harder. 2 cents.

rodeo0070: I think Pagan 9ja can do the translation for me. Is it only available on IPAD only?

You can google it up

rodeo0070: Please kindly share the name of the app...

The name is Ifa Div. It is in English though which I think is rather silly. You cannot translate ifa.

As a matter of fact there are Ifa divination apps available for ipad

Desola: Well, that is a bummer!

I guess if it has to be done, then it has to be done!

This is the sort of thing that Seun is meant to be wrapping his head around rather than getting into rofo-rofo fights.

Thanks anyway.

P

It can be done only Seun doesn't want you to be able to do it. Same way that he doesn't want you to be able to delete your account from this rat-a.s.s site then he will claim 1m members when there are only less than 500 active users. I will persuade him to delete all my post anyway. I want out completely.

[quote author=Baba 'B']I have a brand new USB Tape player to convert tapes to MP3. Interested? call me on 07028383438[/quote]sorry i want turntable

I am lOoking to buy a neW or good used usb tuntable. I want to convert some old lps to mp3.anyone ?

Funny the site has no information on ownership of posted content. The privacy policy is also deceitful. I think I will ask a lawyer about this.

DANILSA: LAUGHING AT YOU IN FRENCH
ASK SEUN



TAKE IT EASY, NAIRALAND IS JUST A JOKE, I DOUBT IF YOU CAN RECOGNIZE ANYBODY YOU CHART WITH HERE,SO RELAX MY PAL.

Thank you. That's right Nairaland is just a joke and I think I am not in joking mood this year.

I intend to delete my Nairaland account. What I would like to find out though is what happens to my post in this forum . Will they still remain or will they also be removed after I have deleted my account? Can someone please educate?
Since yesterday I was banned from using Nairaland politics section for an unspecified period and I have just found that somehow I am again able to post anything at all in the forums. The method of the ban I did really resent because the coward who effected the ban did not even inform me why or for how long. Therefore instead of being advised on whatever mistake I may have made anywhere I was left with the impression that the ban was a "generally watch your steps" notice; and this I find quite offensive. This forum is not my father's property and I am just a passer-by , stopping now and then to have a laugh and to sometimes do some healthy criticism here and there. However I certainly do not intend to stand in queue to tolerate having to do things to the approval of any moderator.I don't need this place that badly. Therefore I do intend to take the honorable way out and I wish to completely delete my account on Nairaland . I very much value my self respect. Any commenter under this, who may seek to insult my motive or decision I will assume does not know what self respect means. I do not want to be tempted in future to again return here and that is why I will want all my posts and comments to be also completely erased. Can someone please educate? Thanks you.

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holyvirgin: How comes I was unable to log in for more than an hour?
Well its a new year and my birthday so I will let it pass.

Afam shafted you for 1 hour that is why.

Malawian: @ Felifeli, are you trying to impersonate beaf with this your signature?

Beaf ko , panla ni. Better go look Beaf signature well well