₦airaland Forum

Samunique: Mumu! empty skull!!!

I no mumu reach you

I challenge you to commit suicide and see if you will reach heaven.

nerodenero: Only a poverty-ridden god-forsaken never-do-well idiota will call another dude poor. You don't know me,yet you spew trash like this. Go get a better life.Sanpanno la gbe o lo. I am out.

LOL. Bros I just dey play with you na. You sabi vex o . Abeg cool down . Okay no be poverty dey worry you narichness. Sorry you hear9

nerodenero: You reason through your anus . If he needs somebody to take good care of him, widows don finish for town!!! If he had married a widow and an elderly one at that, the children would have no excuse than calling an under-age their step mum. Who should think now? if not you. Olodo buruku. Anyway, I no blame you, you aint different from the old dude. Mumu buruku.

Na poverty dey worry you. Abeg leave old papa make he enjoy his sweat and his life jare . Monkey like you.

Funnicator: Mr, I read these things on Nairaland. And what's wrong about reading News? How about you that read of kidnapping? Abi you dey read to learn how to kidnap person? Evil mind! You are quick to talk about the SE when you're not meant to, you forgot that whoever that lives in a glass house does not throw stone.
Learn something today.

If you nor grab thief quick, the thief self go accuse owner. This na your case. Gerraway joor!

Funnicator: 80Percent rape cases I read about come from SW and are done by SW people. False?

Go and read better things ; stop reading about rape cases and bad things. Abi you dey study for how to practise your own rape? . Evil man.

DisneyAngel: Abeg na which day person go hear good news for Nigeria

Abeg na which day person go hear good news for SE Nigeria? Na soso cutlass and kidnap . O su mi o

nerodenero: Men and our third leg,na wa ooo.At 72yrs,this dude still want to kick and dig through a 23yr old gold digger.Anyway,I hope his joystick wont send him to the afterlife sooner than expected.

You are a very ignorant person. Okay consider the situation; you are 72 years old rich man and your wife has died.Your children have all left home and you are all alone in the world at the mercy of domestic servants. What should you do ? Should you remain alone and miserable for the rest of your life, or marry a younger person who will make you feel lively again? Think!! think!! dundee !!

Who has the right to tell anyone how to live their life or spend their money? You only have one life my people , and you can' t take your money with you when you die. When I am 80 and rich I will also marry a 25 year old to keep me happy till my dying day. All of you haters go get a life.Na poverty dey worry una.

yemi2plus: Are you that wicked? You want a stammerer to call you. Why not drop the tips here?

LOL

[quote author=black_beau]He is lucky that it didn't happen in Nigeria. By now,na 'Gone too soon' go be em second name. All this trigger happy Nigerian policemen would have shot him in the head and claimed its 'self defense'[/quote]Why this Nigeria Police bashing ? As a matter of fact , US police would have equally shot him in the head...even BEFORE he enters the police station. No be so ?

SMH I was going to say Igbo people and cutlass , but I won't .

kaze4blues: D’banj’s Album “D’Kings Men” Reviewed on The New York Times
Posted on Saturday, September 14th, 2013 at 2:21 PM
By Damilare Aiki



D’banj a.k.a Bangalee is making waves.

The Nigerian pop star’s latest album D’King’s Men was reviewed on The New York Times yesterday Friday 13th September 2013.

Read the Review;

D’Banj is one of the great African pop stars of the past decade, a charming singer but, more important, a savvy showman. For years, this Nigerian singer was at the center of the Mo’ Hits Records stable, but now he’s struck out on his own with a new label and the compilation “D’Banj Presents DKM (D’ King’s Men)” (DB/G.O.O.D./Sony).

It’s an alluring contemporary pop album with an emphasis on king-size dance music, like the militarily efficient “Don’t Tell Me Nonsense” and the flash of last year’s excellent smash hit “Oliver Twist.” D’Banj is also a savvy synthesizer of the old and new Africa, as on “Nous les Meilleurs (We the Best),” a duet with the Congolese singer Fally Ipupa. But really, D’Banj has his eye on the world; he’s signed to Kanye West’s G.O.O.D. Music imprint, and the lovely “Scape Goat (The Fix)” features what’s certainly the most cheerful version of Mr. West you’ll hear this year, or any year.


http://www.bellanaija.com/2013/09/14/dbanjs-album-dkings-men-reviewed-on-the-new-york-times/?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=facebook

Any "review" that can not find a single fault in the work being reviewed is a PAID review. Just an advertisement. Trust me.
This one is a good example. It is not a "review" at all , it is an advertisement shouting "hey people, I want to tell you about Dbanj". Poorly done I am afraid.

Say shokolokobangoshey slowly 7times every morning and then increase speed as you gain confidence

I predict he's gonna be assassinated pretty soon anyway. Poor geezer.

voltron: Why not rob a bank of N10 million the deposit it in another bank and ask for a loan of N20 million.. oh heck just rob both banks of N20 million each

I wonder o!

OP What finally happened to the goat?

CAMEROONPRIDE: how do ibos and edo look like?

Dem face dey strong well well. So tay if you nack dem face hammer the hammer sef fit break. Wallahi

End time tinz
(Help I have been infected )

OP I hope you are not the publisher, promoting your magazine here

[quote author=Itoroetti ]u are only gud at abusing others,yet ur life isnt better[/quote]My advice to you and people like yourself on NL is that you should learn how to address elders . That is what is called good breeding or "home training". It is a result of being close to your parents when you were children and it doesn't come from being dumped in daycare from 3 months old. Obviously you have suffered this sort of abuse as a child .

Erinpeyin: Can you call your dad a rascal?you better beg your mother to show u your real father.Stupid son of a witched-bitch.

Don't mind him. That is how you know people who were dumped in pre-school at 1year old and there fed with cow milk instead of their mother's milk. They think mama na cow and papa na rascal.

Paul John: Going by Nigeria's educational... Whatever of 9-3-4.
A kid starting school at age six would finish from high school at the age of 18. That is not cool at all.
And graduate at the age of 22(if there is no ASUU strike).
I don't like this idea.
Would prefer it if the kid is to start at age 4, by the age of 20, he or she would be done.

Send your children to private school; simple. Then they can enter university at 12 if you like

[quote author=Itoroetti ]is that not stupidity?at 6yrs old,some kids are preparing to go to the sec school,but in osun,they want such kid to start school at such stage.at times u ask,are we moving forward or backward?
Why would u want to punish those working in rural areas?i thought the policy is suppose to be for those servicing in urban areas so as to reduce rural to urban migration.[/quote]You sound like someone who entered secondary school at 6. Very foolish indeed and sure to behave like children in future because they were robbed of childhood and were fed cow milk as babies instead of human mother's breast milk so they will ve half animal and quite sociopath beings

Does your church have a branch in Egypt ? I am sure they will not be asking worshippers to say fire fire prayers like this :
"All those Egyptians around you, from today you will see them no more !!"
Amen?

Salmoneus: Lol, no one here has read the book Chike and the river? this stuff was in the story...

You mean you suspect Chinua Achebe too ? Bros you bad o! Please let dead people sleep in peace ; and don't tribalise everything here. SMH

Which are the world's tastiest dogs ?