₦airaland Forum

Jakumo:
Can I take this to mean that it is not too late for me to Turn To God ? I think I just saw a vision of Jesus in the pattern of cracks on the wall. It could have been Muhammad, though.

You are drunk again man. Repent ! Repent ! Repent !
The kingdom of God (and your execution) is nigh .

Jakumo:
Feilifeli, I will have you know that my PHD diploma from the renowned Mushin Institute of Technology ( MIT ), hangs proudly on the wall of my jail cell, amid the usual Hustler Magazine spreads,  and I hereby pledge to deliver for your perusal a full White Paper dissertation on this subject, which will include ALL supporting formulae derivations and data acquisition error-probability analyses, right after my next parole hearing is held.  

Praise the Lord !

No parole for you this time you scoundrel, they are going to hang you . As soon as they can employ more hangmen , they will come for you at dawn just when you are jacking off on your Hustler centrespread. Hell straight.
Them go remove pako for you.

strangleyo:
God is a mathematical construct. Does he play dice? Does he play dice AND cheat?

If god is partially represented by this formula?

Just as particles at the sub-atomic level can be in more than 1 place at the same time, can god?

one of the most moronic hypothesis I have ever read , I am afraid. You have not even defined your variables

Thank you; I have resolved this days ago. Best .

[quote author=A-town link=topic=221597.msg3393466#msg3393466 date=1233119964]With your rants about having travelled abroad blah blah blah and having relatives in the U.S, i would think you would have the answer by now. anofia.
Go to www.uscis.gov and you will get an idea of the processing times!!![/quote]Haba chairman , you get job so ?  I ask simple question if you don't know the answer go your own way instead of giving me same direction that has been given several days ago so that you can be able to increase the number of your post on Nairaland by one. How desperate.

[quote author=Tha_dude link=topic=224917.msg3393020#msg3393020 date=1233099148]Without security and electricity returning to Nigeria will be wishful thinking.
Who doesnt like freedom, peace, tranquility, dignity in labour, rest of mind, no fear of human turning to goat at ur backyard, i beg naija na history, make we forget am!, i only remember Nigeria in my dreams and once or twice in a day hold a moment of silence for it.
If i wanna feel naija i come to Nairaland and feel Naija, that is enough for me.[/quote]Good man !!  More elbow to your grease ; God go bless am for you and  for your body everyday , God go make Nairaland sweet for you forever , etc  etc

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=224917.msg3392847#msg3392847 date=1233094450]ROFLMAO   can you swear you are not Pafun [/quote]Pafun ko pafun ni  . My sister if you want bread give one of the nurses money  and they will buy for you at the supermarket.

I know many are having it rough abroad , but let's face it an exodus back here will put excessive strain on this country. Even though many are losing jobs daily (massive 74,000 job cuts announced in US on Monday 26th alone)  jobs are not easy for picking up here in Nigeria either and they will only be complicating the job market in Nigeria. Infrastructure in Lagos is overstretched already , and non-existent in most other parts of the country. I think they should be discouraged from coming back home and they should continue to rough it out abroad until things get better over there.

Anyone else can help ?

why was he stabbed  ? Under what circumstances ?
If you go grabbing some white junkie's girlfriend for example you are simply asking for it ; also if you are getting into gangs and putting the reason that you claimed to be in that country (education) in the background you are asking for it. If completely innocently however I am sorry for the guy. I should say no place like home, but Nigerians get killed by Nigerians at home too so ,  . . . . .

[quote author=*Hauwa* link=topic=221597.msg3375033#msg3375033 date=1232657260]feli, how long it depends. some gc process are quicker than others. also some state are quick too. NYC is long!!

student, marriage, family, KB, lottery etc each starts by granting you work permit once you filed the gc forms. now the wait depends on who filed and which/state etc.

it is hard to explain as you did not state how the person is filing. we know you said the person is there and already has work permit but , [/quote]I really don't know how much more information you need to answer this. The person has been there for 5 years on work permit and put in application and has been "fingerprinted" since about 16 months ago . If you don't have any idea thanks anyway.

K2:
I don't know if anyone could really nail it down. It depends on a number of factors. Read here if you haven't. http://www.uscis.gov/portal/site/uscis/menuitem.5af9bb95919f35e66f614176543f6d1a/?vgnextoid=0775667706f7d010VgnVCM10000048f3d6a1RCRD&vgnextchannel=4f719c7755cb9010VgnVCM10000045f3d6a1RCRD

Thanks, but you are not listening to me , and I'd rather not read tons of pages that is why I am asking the question here for people who have done it before [/b]to answer .
Again I reiterate .[b]the person who has applied is already in US on work permit , and I just want to confirm for him how long it might take on average. I am not asking for how long for dependant /relative but for the applicant .. Thanks again.

K2:
Actually that's a misinformation. A Green card holder could petition for their spouse and even unmarried children under 21. The only difference is that they'd have to wait for Visa number to become available. However, with a USC it's automatic. No wait for Visa number. Feli, unless you state your category, and may be your range, we might not be able to really assist.

Thanks I already stated what I needed from my post , please read "from those who are already living in US" . Someone who is presently on work permit is processing Green Card and I just want to confirm for him what [b]average [/b]waiting period is. I think he lives in Florida or Georgia , but i don't think that matters. Thanks

One would have thought this will be an easy one to answer from all the Nairalanders blowing Yankee grammar from US.

'Time has come to reaffirm our enduring spirit' - Text of Obama's speech for his inauguration as 44th president
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28751183/

I stand here today humbled by the task before us, grateful for the trust you have bestowed, mindful of the sacrifices borne by our ancestors. I thank President Bush for his service to our nation, as well as the generosity and cooperation he has shown throughout this transition.

Forty-four Americans have now taken the presidential oath. The words have been spoken during rising tides of prosperity and the still waters of peace. Yet, every so often the oath is taken amidst gathering clouds and raging storms. At these moments, America has carried on not simply because of the skill or vision of those in high office, but because We the People have remained faithful to the ideals of our forbearers, and true to our founding documents.

So it has been. So it must be with this generation of Americans.

That we are in the midst of crisis is now well understood. Our nation is at war, against a far-reaching network of violence and hatred. Our economy is badly weakened, a consequence of greed and irresponsibility on the part of some, but also our collective failure to make hard choices and prepare the nation for a new age. Homes have been lost; jobs shed; businesses shuttered. Our health care is too costly; our schools fail too many; and each day brings further evidence that the ways we use energy strengthen our adversaries and threaten our planet.

These are the indicators of crisis, subject to data and statistics. Less measurable but no less profound is a sapping of confidence across our land — a nagging fear that America's decline is inevitable, and that the next generation must lower its sights.

Today I say to you that the challenges we face are real. They are serious and they are many. They will not be met easily or in a short span of time. But know this, America — they will be met.

On this day, we gather because we have chosen hope over fear, unity of purpose over conflict and discord.

On this day, we come to proclaim an end to the petty grievances and false promises, the recriminations and worn out dogmas, that for far too long have strangled our politics.

We remain a young nation, but in the words of Scripture, the time has come to set aside childish things. The time has come to reaffirm our enduring spirit; to choose our better history; to carry forward that precious gift, that noble idea, passed on from generation to generation: the God-given promise that all are equal, all are free, and all deserve a chance to pursue their full measure of happiness.

In reaffirming the greatness of our nation, we understand that greatness is never a given. It must be earned. Our journey has never been one of short-cuts or settling for less. It has not been the path for the faint-hearted — for those who prefer leisure over work, or seek only the pleasures of riches and fame. Rather, it has been the risk-takers, the doers, the makers of things — some celebrated but more often men and women obscure in their labor, who have carried us up the long, rugged path towards prosperity and freedom.

For us, they packed up their few worldly possessions and traveled across oceans in search of a new life.

For us, they toiled in sweatshops and settled the West; endured the lash of the whip and plowed the hard earth.

For us, they fought and died, in places like Concord and Gettysburg; Normandy and Khe Sahn.

Time and again these men and women struggled and sacrificed and worked till their hands were raw so that we might live a better life. They saw America as bigger than the sum of our individual ambitions; greater than all the differences of birth or wealth or faction.

This is the journey we continue today. We remain the most prosperous, powerful nation on Earth. Our workers are no less productive than when this crisis began. Our minds are no less inventive, our goods and services no less needed than they were last week or last month or last year. Our capacity remains undiminished. But our time of standing pat, of protecting narrow interests and putting off unpleasant decisions — that time has surely passed. Starting today, we must pick ourselves up, dust ourselves off, and begin again the work of remaking America.

For everywhere we look, there is work to be done. The state of the economy calls for action, bold and swift, and we will act — not only to create new jobs, but to lay a new foundation for growth. We will build the roads and bridges, the electric grids and digital lines that feed our commerce and bind us together. We will restore science to its rightful place, and wield technology's wonders to raise health care's quality and lower its cost. We will harness the sun and the winds and the soil to fuel our cars and run our factories. And we will transform our schools and colleges and universities to meet the demands of a new age. All this we can do. All this we will do.

Now, there are some who question the scale of our ambitions — who suggest that our system cannot tolerate too many big plans. Their memories are short. For they have forgotten what this country has already done; what free men and women can achieve when imagination is joined to common purpose, and necessity to courage.

What the cynics fail to understand is that the ground has shifted beneath them— that the stale political arguments that have consumed us for so long no longer apply. The question we ask today is not whether our government is too big or too small, but whether it works — whether it helps families find jobs at a decent wage, care they can afford, a retirement that is dignified. Where the answer is yes, we intend to move forward. Where the answer is no, programs will end. And those of us who manage the public's dollars will be held to account — to spend wisely, reform bad habits, and do our business in the light of day — because only then can we restore the vital trust between a people and their government.

Nor is the question before us whether the market is a force for good or ill. Its power to generate wealth and expand freedom is unmatched, but this crisis has reminded us that without a watchful eye, the market can spin out of control — and that a nation cannot prosper long when it favors only the prosperous. The success of our economy has always depended not just on the size of our Gross Domestic Product, but on the reach of our prosperity; on the ability to extend opportunity to every willing heart — not out of charity, but because it is the surest route to our common good.

As for our common defense, we reject as false the choice between our safety and our ideals. Our Founding Fathers, faced with perils we can scarcely imagine, drafted a charter to assure the rule of law and the rights of man, a charter expanded by the blood of generations. Those ideals still light the world, and we will not give them up for expedience's sake. And so to all other peoples and governments who are watching today, from the grandest capitals to the small village where my father was born: know that America is a friend of each nation and every man, woman, and child who seeks a future of peace and dignity, and we are ready to lead once more.

Recall that earlier generations faced down fascism and communism not just with missiles and tanks, but with sturdy alliances and enduring convictions. They understood that our power alone cannot protect us, nor does it entitle us to do as we please. Instead, they knew that our power grows through its prudent use; our security emanates from the justness of our cause, the force of our example, the tempering qualities of humility and restraint.

We are the keepers of this legacy. Guided by these principles once more, we can meet those new threats that demand even greater effort — even greater cooperation and understanding between nations. We will begin to responsibly leave Iraq to its people, and forge a hard-earned peace in Afghanistan. With old friends and former foes, we will work tirelessly to lessen the nuclear threat, and roll back the specter of a warming planet. We will not apologize for our way of life, nor will we waver in its defense, and for those who seek to advance their aims by inducing terror and slaughtering innocents, we say to you now that our spirit is stronger and cannot be broken; you cannot outlast us, and we will defeat you.

For we know that our patchwork heritage is a strength, not a weakness. We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus — and non-believers. We are shaped by every language and culture, drawn from every end of this Earth; and because we have tasted the bitter swill of civil war and segregation, and emerged from that dark chapter stronger and more united, we cannot help but believe that the old hatreds shall someday pass; that the lines of tribe shall soon dissolve; that as the world grows smaller, our common humanity shall reveal itself; and that America must play its role in ushering in a new era of peace.

To the Muslim world, we seek a new way forward, based on mutual interest and mutual respect. To those leaders around the globe who seek to sow conflict, or blame their society's ills on the West — know that your people will judge you on what you can build, not what you destroy. To those who cling to power through corruption and deceit and the silencing of dissent, know that you are on the wrong side of history; but that we will extend a hand if you are willing to unclench your fist.

To the people of poor nations, we pledge to work alongside you to make your farms flourish and let clean waters flow; to nourish starved bodies and feed hungry minds. And to those nations like ours that enjoy relative plenty, we say we can no longer afford indifference to suffering outside our borders; nor can we consume the world's resources without regard to effect. For the world has changed, and we must change with it.

As we consider the road that unfolds before us, we remember with humble gratitude those brave Americans who, at this very hour, patrol far-off deserts and distant mountains. They have something to tell us, just as the fallen heroes who lie in Arlington whisper through the ages. We honor them not only because they are guardians of our liberty, but because they embody the spirit of service; a willingness to find meaning in something greater than themselves. And yet, at this moment — a moment that will define a generation — it is precisely this spirit that must inhabit us all.

For as much as government can do and must do, it is ultimately the faith and determination of the American people upon which this nation relies. It is the kindness to take in a stranger when the levees break, the selflessness of workers who would rather cut their hours than see a friend lose their job which sees us through our darkest hours. It is the firefighter's courage to storm a stairway filled with smoke, but also a parent's willingness to nurture a child, that finally decides our fate.

Our challenges may be new. The instruments with which we meet them may be new. But those values upon which our success depends — honesty and hard work, courage and fair play, tolerance and curiosity, loyalty and patriotism — these things are old. These things are true. They have been the quiet force of progress throughout our history. What is demanded then is a return to these truths. What is required of us now is a new era of responsibility — a recognition, on the part of every American, that we have duties to ourselves, our nation, and the world, duties that we do not grudgingly accept but rather seize gladly, firm in the knowledge that there is nothing so satisfying to the spirit, so defining of our character, than giving our all to a difficult task.

This is the price and the promise of citizenship.

This is the source of our confidence— the knowledge that God calls on us to shape an uncertain destiny.

This is the meaning of our liberty and our creed — why men and women and children of every race and every faith can join in celebration across this magnificent mall, and why a man whose father less than sixty years ago might not have been served at a local restaurant can now stand before you to take a most sacred oath.

So let us mark this day with remembrance, of who we are and how far we have traveled. In the year of America's birth, in the coldest of months, a small band of patriots huddled by dying campfires on the shores of an icy river. The capital was abandoned. The enemy was advancing. The snow was stained with blood. At a moment when the outcome of our revolution was most in doubt, the father of our nation ordered these words be read to the people:

"Let it be told to the future world, that in the depth of winter, when nothing but hope and virtue could survive ,  that the city and the country, alarmed at one common danger, came forth to meet [it]."

America. In the face of our common dangers, in this winter of our hardship, let us remember these timeless words. With hope and virtue, let us brave once more the icy currents, and endure what storms may come. Let it be said by our children's children that when we were tested we refused to let this journey end, that we did not turn back nor did we falter; and with eyes fixed on the horizon and God's grace upon us, we carried forth that great gift of freedom and delivered it safely to future generations.

Thank you. God bless you. And God bless the United States of America.


http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28751183/

What do you think of this ?

sunbat:
House,
Can a Nigerian be a President of United State[sic] of America?
Can this be Possible?


 

Sorry to disappoint you all, only an American can become president of USA

Can anyone who lives in US advise on how long on the average it takes to process green card application from beginning to end. I don't mean green card lottery but application from those who are already living in US . thanks

How I wish people will learn to just speak for themselves rather than for all of us.

Hey Phil , say "Phil is a born coward" everyday seven times after you've just woken up and seven times before you go to sleep and it will be well with you. Amen

[quote author=e-monkey link=topic=217657.msg3356588#msg3356588 date=1232277918]Quite interesting thread . We all feel very strongly  like renouncing something at one time of our life or other - job , girlfriend/boyfriend , booze , cigarettes and so on . So no biggie here I am afraid.[/quote]I was encouraged by your remark to do a search and replace and this is what I came up with and I rather prefer this version  :

Renouncing My Alcoholism
Written by Kay Soyemi (Esq.)   
Friday, 09 January 2009

It is with a certain amount of glee that I write this, even if my musings are tinged with a deep regret.

A deep regret in having to bear a name that clearly identifies me as a never do well, a moniker that ensures that I cannot deny an ancestral lineage that is deeply rooted in cowardice, sheer malice, corruption and vindictiveness; a nationality that says I belong to the largest gathering of mediocres ruled by unintelligent reprobates; a genetic misfortune that ensures that I have an accent thicker than ogbóno soup; a conceptual mistake created in heaven and consolidated in the fraudulent 1914 act of amalgamation that labeled me at birth as Alcoholic. Maybe it is time I start to curse the accident of birth that lumps me together with the likes of you called Okiro, Tunde, Tafa, Kike, Lucky, Chuckwu, Onanefe, Zanaib, Alao, Bunu, Ibrahim, Andy or Amadi, your so-called leaders and the thieving cohorts holding the country to ransom.

Perhaps, it is time I renounce the citizenship conferred upon me by parental birth and assume the right of inheritance conferred upon me by virtue of my place of birth; albeit in a land foreign to the birth of my parents. Perhaps, I would be justified in denying my association with you, by heritage and nationality as I have not seen any virtue worthy of emulation in you as an Alcoholic.

Certainly, I have seen naught in you to accept that you are principled as a person. Surely, I have seen enough in you to know that you have no principles when the matters of money are discussed. Definitely, I know enough of you to know that all you want to do is accumulate money and wealth that you cannot spend in ten lifetimes to the detriment of your neighbors’ descendants. There is no doubting the gleam and lust in your eyes when matters of avarice are in the offing, just simply because you are an Alcoholic.

Sadly, the only thing that matters to you is to moan about your pathetic lot in life; your miserable existence in life as a qualified Alcoholic; and your weak leaders while you await the opportunity to demonstrate your own unprincipled and unbridled lust for the opportunity to lie, cheat and steal from your fellow Alcoholics. Surely, your genetic penchant for mischief and no-good has already railroaded your for a life devoid of principles and explains why, in the face of all incontrovertible evidence to the contrary and all evidences pointing to you as ‘unintelligent mugús’, your leaders are not concerned about your ire.

Definitely, you are a disgrace to the creed of joy tagged ‘black and proud’, and only take pride in masquerading as a misnomer called an Alcoholic. That falsely glorified being who pompously looks down on his less affluent kindred simply because the other fellow does not wear suits or big agbadás and babánrigas whilst expediently and blissfully ignoring the fact that you are no better than your very own neighbor.

The caricature of a colonial slave master, the relic of the colonial rule that you represent and the buffoonish clown that you flawlessly bear a resemblance to is so apparent in you as a, yes, Alcoholic, who disdainfully look down on his very own because the fellow cannot lisp through his nose and would rather open his mouth widely to chant the words, ‘shokolokbangóshe’; is so obvious in the way you deride your fellow ignorant Alcoholics who do not possess a lot of alphabets after their names; unlike you, who knows very well that the size of your medulla oblongata bears no correlation the alphanumeric letterings that you purchased to augment your own unimportant existence in life and to justify your pomposity and miserable existence in life.

Yea, I say, shame on you, Alcoholic!

I boldly say this because I have seen the best of you. I have seen and know the mettle of the clueless and visionless gathering of vultures and carrion-eating cabal who leads you. I understand your vainglorious mindset that casts you as livestock waiting to dip your snouts in the trough of corruption. Yes, farm animals, you all are for all you do is grunt and squeal about your pathetic lot in life whilst you are led knowingly and unerringly to the abattoir for your own slaughter!

If you like, you can moan and curse me for all the rightful nomenclature I have attached to your heritage. It will not bother me; the same way ALL your grunting and squealing has had no impact upon your leaders. The ruled and the rulers are no different in your country; thieves of the same inclinations – aves of the same plumage!

I am not asking you, ham-fisted Alcoholics, for your encomiums or vilifications for that matter because I know all that you can do is rant like ants, make storms in your tea cups and don the toga of super-cyber warriors without the guts to back your actions to words. I know you ALL lack the temerity to match your words to action and this are proven by the failure of two events in Alcoholia [/b]towards the end of 2008.

December 29 passed in[b] Alcoholia without anyone joining me outside of Asshole Rock to demand for the liberation of your failed country from the shackles of a thieving brigandage and cabal called “government” in your country. Similarly, none of you made any fuss about the muzzling of the Alcoholics Rally in Benue State organized by L. Shilgba. None of you ever raised an eyebrow when your best are hounded into jail or killed outright by your thieving elites. How could you, in any case, for you are all genetically malformed and deformed for the single purpose of being corrupt and awaiting the chance for perfidy.

I gleefully abandon you to your filth. I happily renounce anything that suggests that I could have any kinship with you. I gladly reject the moniker of 419 with which you are irreparably tarnished. I joyfully decry everything that shouts Alcoholic about you.

I look forward to reading more about your persecution and disinheritance by your rulers and leaders. As a matter of fact, I look forward to hearing more of the woes that will surely betide you as Alcoholics in the year 2009 and forever more. Indeed, I pray to see more of your tears as Alcoholics in the coming years.

I fervently pray that you will not wake up from your collective slumber until the future of your unborn generations are fully mortgaged for the lifetime of penury they richly deserve because of your lethargy today.

Please do not wish me well or a Happy New Year as I do not wish you as Alcoholics any good. Indeed, I curse everything about you for as long as your best are the worst of humanity. Lastly, I beseech you not to offer your filthy and stupid prayers to God for succor because he is tired of the impotent creature you represent, the whining, whingeing, crawling, syncopathic, cretinous, cowardly naives akan Alcoholics.

God, please damn the Alcoholic in my blood.

@ Nemeziz9ja , Babalawo et al
On a more serious note that petition at http://www.rateoga.com/?q=node/136 looks promising though if handled right. I suggest that you join in organising a massive signing of the 5000 man petition and see where it goes from there. the merit I see in this one is that it is not asking for BOYCOTT but demanding that applicants be given sufficient information to help them decide if their visa will fail or succeed - on a "need to know" basis. Afterall if you are in the UK you are entitled to be given a very detailed reason why any application made to a government establishment failed. In my irritating fashion I attach .

Babalaw0:
@Nemeziz,

Again, i'll restate that the UK Home office has the right to treat us anyhow as long as we have unreliable leaders and we cant do anything about it. How many times have you answered calls for against bad leadership in Nigeria in the past (which includes boycot of GSM services, NLC strike, British Airways, 5 million man march against PHCN, 20 million petition against police amongst others). I can bet you didnt know some of these happened.

Hence, if we can not hold our Govt responsible for bad leadership and gross failure, we will have no justification to complain about the British Govt. Afterall, na jeje dem sit down wey we go apply for visa!.

@ Feli feli, u forgot to add "on this occasion", lol

Haba Oga Babalawo you want oyinbo to sack me ? Okay.  .  .  .

Therefore I regret that I will not . . . . . on this occasion .  .  .  . [and i hope you have a heart attack and die after reading this my letter you stupid monkey] He !  He!  He!  He!  He!  He!  [Emi were oyinbo]

Come to think of it , all the stuff we read here are about Nigerians that are not doing well. Surely there must be a Nigerian or two in any part of the world who has impressed you - in any area of endeavour .Please let's have some cheering news for a change. Tell us about them here.

Babalaw0:
lol, I dont work for HM but wont mind working for them sha, lol

I've only pointed out the reality. Take me up on any of the facts and ill explain further. Dont forget i'm also a victim.

Cheers mate!

Nope , I have experienced my share of UK and seen quite a bit of those sort of letters --   from employers, from council, from IR , in fact from anyone (especially civil servants)  literate enough and in a position to write a  hope-destroying letter (Therefore I regret that I will not . . . . . [manic giggling in background]- I know, I've also worked with council before ). You are not a victim, you've been saved a lifetime of trauma mate 

Babalaw0:
@ Post, UK-Nigeria gist is always an interesting read for me anyday.

I will support the actions of the UK embassy which portrays a caring and responsible government. It is a known fact that the Uk economy is in crisis. Reasons are well known to all, from collapsed mortagage to collapse financial institutions to overstretched facilities and overpopulation.

As a responsive government, you need to control population especially when the economy is shrinking which is why visa denials will continue to be a good measure to achieve that. Think about it, UK has opened borders to EU, has mutual agreement with many countries (US, Antigua, Barbados, SA etc) to enter the country visa free if they are staying for 3months. Now imagine how much lost revenues they are incurring as a result of such diplomatic arrangements.

The only way to make up for these lost revenues is to milk from other countries (Nigeria inclusive).

While i sympathise with those denied visa (i'm also a victim), I'll rather see it as an act of a responsive government trying to protect her heritage. Therefore i will not support any boycott.

In case you don't know this reads familiarly like the sort of  long-winded letter a UK government official will write you when about to destroy your dreams / permanently  f**k up your life 
And you can almost hear the sadistic giggling as you read your letter and lose your appetite for the day .Are you sure you don't work for HM ?.

So you guys actually believe this story ?