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potland:
prophet of dum

You better face reality

Na e go better make Nig turned to what we have now

Juju no dey work...dem no dey hear

Audio profit every year

Prestar:
Viral video of alleged gas cylinder thief gets people talking

Buy gas for him now, he wan cook

ManirBK:
Just today, I came across a class exercise from a primary school that had me laughing nonstop.

The teacher set some standard questions for the pupils, but one particular student decided to take a completely different approach with his answers. What he wrote on his answer sheet didn't just make the teacher look foolish — it left the entire classroom in chaos!

This is written by an adult though

Toolegit123:
Good day everyone.

There's this question I want to ask. Please can a woman choose a man whom she want to marry? Because there was a time I kept chasing my ex and she told me that I shouldn't pressure her,that shes the one who has the power to choose but I think she was wrong. From my own perspective so far,I think and believe it's a man who has the ability to choose the kind of woman he wants to settle down with and the time to do so.


So ,my brethren,what do you think about it ? Does a woman has the ability to choose the kind of man she wants to settle down with?

She is right. Do you know how many toasting a woman get per week?

No WC again ..na wa o

cyberbro:
Nnadozie seems to have lost fitness. Imagine her recklessness caused the 3rd goal now!

She's even looking fatter than usual. It is well.

first n third goal is her fault. She has lost form

Kanu as a sub did better than the rest

The gk na otu

lovewins:
Plot twist is that we've made qualification significantly difficult for ourselves. I had hoped we'll play Egypt next but Zambia being out next opponent makes this very dicy.

If I were Zambia, the goal will be to leave that game with 1 point. This game has shown the Nigerian team is bereft of ideas going forward so I'll just manage the game to get a point and hope to counter should the opportunity present itself.

no WC for them

They should forget about the WC

They all look heavy

Nadozie cannot stay for goal post

ZombieTERROR:
did she tell you that

keep defending rubbish

buy data, you no gree

All you do with few mbs you ve got is to check whatsapp status and browse facebook

Lamba
Why is cement above 10k

Bandits everywhere

So unfortunate

On your mandate..Bola till 2037

Dont go n face suffer pro max

aswani:
And whose life goes through the most changes after a failure to protect by participants in a sexual situation?

Who should take the most responsibility?

Still doesn't change the fact it is cheaper

Men should do better

ZombieTERROR:
Bribe takers couldn't take Ashley to the world cup

what a useless fA

Ignorance
She is injured

robosky02:
All the results so far in the 2016 WAFCON


Algeria 2-0 Senegal

Morocco 4-0 Kenya

South Africa 1-2 Tanzania

Ivory Coast 4-1 Burkina Faso



The biggest upset so far is Tanzania beating South Africa

CIV will go far...i am impressed

If SA is not careful, they will go home early

Not many wow goals in the last WC

They will soon know scores...give them 6 months

Na to discharge the patient asap

Alfredibaba:
Good for her. I was a victim of such four days ago. Guy collected 10,000 from me using fake transfer. Many instances of such in my community.

You no get mobile app ni

You shouldn't fall for such

nlfpmod:
Young woman being confronted by a crowd in Choba, Port Harcourt, after she was allegedly caught using fake bank transfers to scam businesswomen.

This young lady was caught in Choba, Port Harcourt, for conducting fake bank transfers targeting businesswomen.#viralvídeo pic.twitter.com/uEYBwbyc9z

— Ngozika.🌹 (@SusanErege) July 27, 2026

In this 21st century...fake bank xfer don cast

naptu2:
Meanwhile the Super Falcons will play Malawi today at 9pm.

Impressive, they should open the floodgate of goals tonight

I m surprised at Ivory coast level of play yesterday, so impressive

Rmace:
What's the population of people o who speaks pidgin for it to be number 1

Those that speak English understand pidgin but you cant say the same if you reverse the case

Nice advert

Enough to take us to 2031

Ibrahimcoomasie:
TOP 10 MOST SPOKEN LANGUAGES IN NIGERIA (2026)



Source

I doubt if english speakers are that much

Pidgin should be no 1

Marvieduke:
Ohen patience Obazelu, a priestess of Olokun and Mammy-wata at her shrine to these divinities in Benin city,ca.1991.

She's been a priestess since her secondary school days, and she holds a harmonica, which she uses in her olókun and Mammy-wata practice. On the floor are chalk Iconographs of different meanings or symbolism: the two-headed snake and the fish, which are associated with her worship of the water.

At first she suffered deep paralysis that twisted her head to the back and those who wish to speak to her, had to do it from the back, this was until she was initiated into esago worship, before the paralysis she couldn't even walk which necessitated her first ever olokun initiation. At this time, rumors of Mammy-wata sighting in the area by school children became prevalent.

Two years later, she fell into a coma where she couldn't hear human voices but could hear that of birds and the wind, and anyone who touched her received "Oriri" a shock like those of an electric fish, until she was initiated into the Mammy wata worship, note she had earlier done initiation into Obanje worship. Her life, according to her interview with norma rosen, has since smoothed out ever since she became a Mammy-wata devotee.

Her choice of Mammy-wata imagery is very creative and foreign influenced, as she regards the Indian snake charmer chromolith as very important as it delineate the Mammy-wata altar rom the Olokun's altar, the former she believes is a woman with fish-tail as leg.

She was 22 when the interview and photos of her were taken by Norman Rosen in 1990/91.

lamba

You can't be a priestess of Olokun and Mammy-wata (Yemoja)

Both are not the same

Goo0dHardDick:
To be honest I love this question the lady asked.

Dear women, the answer to the question above is this. women rejected boys in the same age as them back then and called them "small small boys". Now those "small small boys" have grown and become men. The same girls who rejected those boys back then are all crying that why would guys (they rejected back then) go for younger girls.

The reason is because you rejected those guys back then because they had nothing, you considered them broke, poor, and immature! You went for older guys who you considered mature, rich, and could give you the lifestyle you wanted. Years has gone by, none of those men married you and somehow you expect the guys you rejected back then to come for you? Despite your numerous body counts?

How does that make sense to you?

lower milage, useful eggs and body

Which way Nigeria...which way to go

Future impossble tense