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Emperorking20:
Lmao! my case a while back! I entered ekosodin looking and feeling staunch, my chained wrist watch, all star wear, my M.I haircut with basket mouth ish twists on it, coupled with my light skin.. In fact I was looking eye catching, even my frnds I walking with said I was drawing attention to dem, that I was supposed to blend in
Oga, I stayed till to 7, as I was going back to d sch hostel, na two strong men approach me and ma paddies o, say make I buy dem I crate of gulder, luckily I wasn't with my wallet, I was also holding my rickety torchlight phone, so dem no bother ask of my phone, my BB kpatakpata dy hostel dy charge
As e b say I get sweet mouth small, I put am to good use.. Omo! E no work o, dem co-ordinate me and maguys enta corner, empty their pockets of its valuables and all. As e b say I no get valuable, dem say make I pull my watch and all star o.. Trek bare footed back to d hostel.. See wahala! I was already sweating profusely and thanking God I was free to go when one of them spoke my language.. U knw hw it is nw.. Dy gave us our belonging, advised us on how to blend in and not to be out late in ekosodin and even escorted us past Barrack Obama hostel where swarm of badt guys camp for outside.. I come begin thank God say ds guys block us o
If say dem no block us, how we for take pass front of barrack obama hostel without being called and schooled
In fact, I swore to limit my entry into ekosodin as much as I can.. I told myself that any adventure there that can be avoided must be avoided

So there u go, that's my ordeal! Thank u!

lol. . . Barack Obama resort. Had friends there before most moved out

Elantracey:
Ekosodin , forever a no no for me.

You don't have friends there?

Lol. . . .

This happened to a friend. According to him, he was playing ball on one field when he dribbled one of the players. People started laughing cos of the dribble. He joined them to laugh too only for him to receive slaps from the player. Omo, when people see wetin dey sup, like the Pharisees that left street condemning the adulterous woman did they all leave. He was asked to sit in a dustbin where students do dump their wastes. How it ended, I do not know.

Na there you go see one small guy wee people dey call bros. I was going to a friend's room when some guys called me. What I did, no idea but I guess what made them call me was cos I wore a red top and black trousers - normal clothes that guys wear. Asked me some questions before letting me go. They must have reasoned he's a Jew man.

MODIFIED

I recall when one was asking my elder sister who I was and she was like 'my brother'. (came for post UME then) The guy was like 'ah!! Make sense... Make sense. Welcome oh!' My sister then told me he said that cos he's seeing a potential candidate to initiate, that the day she'll catch me with him, no one knows what will happen.

My roommate had his own when one babe was disturbing him to come over. One particular day, he decided to and started walking with the girl, this was in the evening. On arriving the hostel, he saw some guys outside who then beckoned him. The girl he was with said he should not bother, that they're useless guys (see as woman dey cause wahala for guys oh). He answered them and after talking, he came in. At night, he heard some knocks and the Windows rattling. The girl checked and did not see anyone. This continued until he asked her what's up. She was like I'm sure it's all these cultists that like me. My roommate was like 'so some guys dey like you, na in you no tell me?' As the guy dry talk, in don dey wear him trousers. That night, my roommate run oh. . .

anonimi:
You must be referring to the scraps your lord & master inspected in Canada almost four years ago for which you set off a 13 page PROPAGANDA thread with over 25,000 views of high praises and what not.


https://www.nairaland.com/668039/pictures-fashola-inspects-trains-facilities


Meanwhile trains we no see. Money sef nko, for where , e don vamoose
Bloody HYPOCRITE!!!

The hypocrisy stinks to the highest heavens. That is how one guy on Facebook was making noise speaking bad of this train, forming diaspora and how Lagos trains are awesome till someone told him some old modeled trains are still being used and that of Lagos is nothing to write about.

But you wicked sha. Digging up old thread. . .

safarigirl:
danke
obrigado

you're welcome. Have you heard mine? Page 1

safarigirl:
@giiyaz Oya lemme try this year

Song(s):

Adele- someone like you
Dolly Parton- Islands on a stream

Cc

lol. . . Listened. Nice. . .

Here's mine. . .

pickabeau1:

I guess you can agree with us all then. Ihedinobi2, I see you.

Where's firestar?

sbaks:
In kano as well same thing, I don't think any church can put on an outside speaker except Sabongari those days abi? Even Sabongari now that they are killing ibos sef, I wonder if christians will still be that free as of old of 2004/5 abi?

Haba! This is not about religion. Why trying to start up something?

NgeneUkwenu:
Unservicable Trains on top 1806 Rail Tracks carrying the worst governor!Transformation indeed! Smh

Have you tried or seen them to know they're 'unserviceable'? Some of you are just impossible. Another means of transportation has been added which will reduce the pressures on our roads and cars and that is a commendable feat.

Na wa oh

pickabeau1:
Any takers?

Tayoccu
Firestar
Kimco
Feraz
SageNaruto

Who has seen shingeki no bahumut

They're both right. Reference - when Sakura decked one of them and they were analyzing it, they discovered it was made from Hashirama's cells. The second was when Black Zetsu told them that those under the infinite tsukuyomi will turn into white Zetsus.

What I can then draw from the above is that both are connected with the Shinju.

But this question sha. . . You try. . .

Very hilarious write up....

prof800:
I don't really know how these shots are made but I know about capturing high speed motion.
There is this camera I saw on NatGeoWild that captures video up to 10,000fps (frames per seconds) at a moderately high resolution. It was used to capture some very high speed events that occur within the fraction of a second such as the grabbing of an insect by the tongue of a chameleon etc.
The trick will be to put the camera on record mode, capture the event then freeze frame in your video editing suite. Simple... I think.
That is just basic stuff tho.
For really geeky stuffs, there is the super slow motion camera that captures moving bullet and bullet impact (used by the "slow mo guys" at about 100,000 to 1million fps... yea 1million fps!
There is also Femto-photography, 10million fps craze etc.
Cameras like HyperVision and Phantom flex and V-series are notable for stuffs like these.

The bolded was what I did when I tried capturing lightening but it was just too fast. I set the camera on video mode and when it records any form of lightening, I then capture the image from there.

harrysterol:
[size=15pt]Cool Facts[/size]
**The oldest word in English language is "town"
**When recognising a persons face u use the right side of ur brain
**Earth is the only planet not named after a god
**"Goodbye" came from "God bye" which came from "God be with you"
**Cattle are sacred in India

Qn;
The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it? let crack our thoughts

A coffin. . .

Be afraid woman! Be very afraid!!!

This one someone is saying the man is mean, na wa oh!!!!

I think it's time state and fed government stop sponsoring all these pilgrimages. Frankly speaking, it is not doing us any good. They should use the money for something else.

LMAO!!! Things that are already happening. . . What is the prophesy there?

I wonder when we'll stop giving room to these guys. . .

I knew I was gonna find prof800 here.

OP, wonderful job!

Someone watch with me the hypocrisy that will reign supreme in this thread.

TANoids will say - 'Who is CNN? We do not need their validation to know we are prosperous!'

Janjaw.eeds will say - 'Thanks to Jonathan's corruption and cluelessness. Vote him out!!!'

Meanwhile, when an article was written about GMB, Janjaw.eeds said 'The West is afraid of Buhari' and TANoids said 'Even the West knows who Buhari is. A failure and bla bla bla!'

Welcome to Nairaland - a place where the hypocrisy of certain people reign supreme!!!

Finally!!! While reading this news, I was all smiles. God bless Olisa Agbakogba!!! One of my best lawyers in the country.

Nigeria is on the right path should this be implemented.

UchihaMadara:
Sure, I have once taken out a whole army because of love!

https://i.minus.com/ibf3cQy96TtV3O.gif

I believe you... Uchiha Madara...

Is it just me, out does anyone else think there's no need for the trending tab since the front page is updated almost every five minutes?

Frankenstein:
Death sentence for 54 soldiers is an extreme verdict and I strongly oppose it. But dont try to make the soldiers appear fautless and innocent.
Do you know what their actions could have caused if things got escalated? Widespread mutiny in the 7th Division would have soldiers deserting their posts in the middle of the Counter insurgency operation. Boko haram will overrun the entire Northeast.
Though, I believe most of the military top brass are corrupt due to the Nigerian factor, but the same men you call brave hearts today will one day become top officers in that same military and they won't be better than their predecessors.

Why did you have to include the bolded? Why do you think they won't be any different from their predecessors?

The rest, you're right. As someone rightly pointed out in the 1st page, it's insubordination not mutiny.

abbey621:
Do your research, if you have time to type on nairaland, you'll have time to read military books and laws. Google is your best friend!

Wow!!! I'm spewing rubbish. To enlighten me is now a problem eh?

Thank you all the same.

abbey621:
Stop spewing rubbish, you know nothing about the military. These men are entrusted with guns and not only protect themselves from the line of fire but also protect their fellow men. If there's no order, no discipline then how can they conquer the enemy. Shooting at your fellow army men is a treasonable offence let alone shooting at your commanding officer. The laws in the military differs from the civilian world, treason, mutiny and vices similar can never be tolerated. While I disagree with the death penalty, the law is the law and they must face the consequences of their actions!

Kindly enlighten me then.

Baddestguyp:
is there anime for world only god knows?

Yeah. . .

Dreambeat:
Shooting at your commanding officers is not bravery,rather it is stupidity.Every profession has its hierarchy which must be respected.There are better ways of expressing your grievances.The military should be an epitome of discipline.The law must take its course to deter future occurrences lest we wake up one morning to hear " Fellow Nigerians ..."

Of course, they are not supposed to shoot at their commanding officers but when you're frustrated about something, you'll forget protocols. These are guys that risk their lives everyday to protect the country from insurgents yet, due to their commanding officers' greed, they're made to face death penalty. What makes you think that they haven't tried various ways to reach their superiors? Have you worked in a military setting before? Do you know what it takes before you reach the main head?

We read here about the letter one of them wrote to the president. This is to tell you how desperate they are. Their hands are tied. They cannot do anything when they are not being provided with weapons, rather, their superiors embezzle the funds meant for the procurement of weapons.

It is very easy to condemn when we haven't been in that situation before.

Then again, this is what they signed up for. I can only hope the superiors note that they are not safe anymore should they continue with their lavish lifestyles while the junior ones keep dying due to negligence.

morefire:
mudiot

Vicotex:
Anybody don watch the new nauto the last movie?
Toneri cut moon in half in the new movie.
And naruto was fighting in space

link please...

Who here follows this manhwa - Noblesse?

What of this anime - A certain magical index, A certain scientific railgun, The world only God knows?

peterswagg:
sexy?........i dnt think so .

This guy don turn meme?

Una wicked. . .

Topic, she's good looking. .

CFCfan:
Cynthia Areh, and Adesewa Josh

Mine was Esther Ugbodaga. . . .

But OP, you wicked sha!!!

I wonder how she'll feel if she sees this thread.

iamord:
but sincerely speaking , is that a school All my friends from there have one gangster story to tell.. Benin too dey para

Yeah... It is. The issue is with the plenty bros who don dey the zone for long. Then again, you probably should research more about Benin city. That may help you know why it is generally like that.