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Freiden:
Em plenty like beach sand.
Em go b like oju aye is allowed

Lolz

pitbully:
If she can roll a joint this perfect....bro wife her up, you're in SAFE HANDS

Hmm na death trap b dat o

Tonyosas101:
Girls are funny being but we can't just do without them ....we love you all (damsels)

True talk

Smallville10:
no i am a lesbian... My partner na trapqueen

Come to me nd be safe or meet trapqueen nd spend 14years in prison only

Smallville10:
i will chose d thunder to fire u

Dats too harsh

youngest85:
Dem hate each other and na dem plenty 4 church pass

Guy u mean ooo. Dats too harsh

UchaNwababa:
Between me and Thunder who will u chose?

Na u na

Benita27:
How did you get to that assumption?, coca-cola is a soft drink and i prefer it over alcohol, does it aid abortion like you said in anyway?.

Lolz

Smallville10:
hahahahaha. U be gay abi

Hahahahah, u b female nd I b male.

starwar:
Is this telephone Convo or telewrite Convo?

Any can go

judeefcc:
not shocked

Abi

Benita27:
And those of us who are coca-cola addicts have committed numerous abortions?.

You're not serious op.

Is it true or false?

Smallville10:
ok, u won take ur side of ma ynash

But I ave not yet na
Hahahahaha

TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN
LADIES
.

Mary: Hello Love!

Sarah: Hello babe, how are you today?

Mary: I'm fine dear, I've missed you a lot.

Sarah: And me too

Mary: I am calling just to inform you that I will pay you a
visit this afternoon.

Sarah: Ok my dear; it will be a great pleasure
to have you... I will be expecting you sweet.


AFTER DROPPING THE CALL:


Mary: I'm going to visit that dirty girl again.

Sarah: This witch is coming here again, she
thinks I will buy
her drinks with my money again, she must be
joking.


TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN BOYS
.

Peter: Bastard how far?

Tayo: Madman I position! How that your
drunk old man?

Peter: hahaha! Him dey... What of your
slowpoke brother?

Tayo: hahahaha! Fool everybody dey... You dey house? I dey
come charge phone for your house.

Peter: Ok! No wahala, bring money come
make we drink
beer.

Tayo: Idiot like you. Later now!

AFTER DROPPING THE CALL:

Peter: That Tayo can be funny at times but
always a great
companion anytime.

Tayo: Peter is just a reliable friend.

LESSON: Girls are always nice to each other,
but they never
like sharing their thought.
Boys are always mean and rude, but they will
always have
each other's back.

TRUE or FALSE

judeefcc:
them full this forum

Na true

ucheHapers:
Unrolls my mat here, sipping Fura and waiting for the fight to start...

Hahahaha

Smallville10:
Hahahahahahha 6, 7, 10 na die o

Y do u say so?

deenvibe:
Who is this one again?

Na we we

Smallville10:
take ur side of what

Hahahahaha, without being told, u should know na

1. My brother' you know those ladies that apply too much make up to their face & use about 2 buckets of paint to paint their nails?. They are The same type of girls that always puts too much salt in their cooking.

2. Brother mi' if she cooks ogbono soup with tomato inside. Run for your life' she fit poison u!

3. Bros' you know those type of girls that anytime they come visiting' they ask for cocacola? They are the ones that have committed. abortions the more.

4. If she adds water while frying egg or making. salad. She is capable of murder' trust me.

5. If she reads instructions before cooking indomie' or washes the indomie noodle before cooking it. For the sake of your stomach & unborn children, runaway!

6. If she uses her teeth to open a bottle drink. Hmmmmm! Do I still need to tell You to run?

7. If she can use her bare hands to kill a cockroach. I swear ur life is in danger.

8. If she can finish 2 packets of chivita or 5-alive on her first visit. Bro' she's from d underworld' she's not of this world.

9. If she can finish 5 loaves of bread & 2 fishes. My brother' he that is in her is mightier than 5,000 people!

10. If she can cut more than 5 onions without her shedding tears or her eyes turning red & watery. Brotherly' stay away' she won't even cry at your
burial service.

A word is enough for d wise ooo!

Any Counter Opinion?

1. Na for old age ashawo dey know
the value of pikin.

2. Woman wey never see problem...
Na im dey still hold breast run.

3. Woman wey dey find pikin no dey
wear pant sleep.

4. Rat wey follow lizard enter rain, Na later é
go hear am.

5. Na for afternoon dem dey find
black goat.

6. Weather hot!! É No mean say fowl go lay
boiled egg.

7. EYE WEY DEY CRY DEY SEE ROAD.

8. Pikin wey him mama back cross
water, wey say him march fish, wetin him
mama go march?

9. Small pikin wey dem carry for back no
know say the journey far.

10. Person wey don faint before no
be stranger to death.

11. Person wey chop belle full, no know wetin
hungry man dey see.

12. No be as woman dey close eye
enjoy sex she dey enjoy labour pains.

13. Yansh no get teeth but e dey cut shit.

14. Lizard wey fall from tall iroko
tree, if nobody hailam!! é go hail himself

15. Toto water small, but é reach
prick take baff.

16. IF GIRL TAKE HUSBAND DO
BOYFRIEND, SHE GO TAKE BOYFRIEND DO
HUSBAND.

17. Cockroach wey jam fowl, jam bad luck.

18. Na cricket tell him children say, No matter
how ground strong, Them no go sleep outside.

19. Pikin wey say him mama no fine
they use style call him papa blind man.

20. No be eye wey dem take chop
eba dem take dey share meat.

21. Person wey use Elephant set
trap, na him know wetin he wan Catch.

22. When Breeze Blow Fowl Yash Go
Open.

23. STUDENT WEY READ NA HIM
SERIOUS, BUT STUDENT WEY PASS NA HIM
KNOW BOOK.

24. Dem no dey tell tortoise say race don start.

25. Dem no dey tell blind man say
salt no dey for food.

26. Before you see monkey, monkey don see
you.

27. Thief wey jump fence enter
house where owner dey wait for am, no go
jump again.

28. If pikin say he sabi die, him papa
sef go tell am say him sabi bury.

29. Na wetin dey sweet for goat
mouth, Na im dey kill am.

ADD YOUR OWN TO THE LIST BELOW...

God warned us against change and people who shout change but we refused. Now see where it has kept us.

Oahray:
Yes! I know a certain girl exactly like that

Really, frm where?

Smallville10:
well, whenever he gives u, just remember me

Abi na

nwasinachi:
Yes, they do exist. Infact, my sis was once like that but d guy took her for granted until she left and never came back. till date he is still begging her to come back but she is wiser now

In life we learn every day but it does not mean dat ur sis shuld turn bad due to wat she experienced.

Smallville10:
if they exist make thunder fire my two flat ynash

Abeg make thunder neva dey fire u oo

Baawaa:
From "Dasukigate"

Abi na

ULSHERLAN:
Yes they do exist. I think guys can only complain if they are the type that wont ask for sex till marriage too.

Do sex really make all men complain?

Young03:
2016 version of girls be like..:


I need a man that will look into my eyez and say, baby please manage this 20million

Better still 20M from her father's plot of lands, if they have any.

divinehand2003:
Yes and no

y d two

Young03:
2016 version of girls be like..:


I need a man that will look into my eyez and say, baby please manage this 20million

Lolz, u no go kill me oooo. 20M from where?

TrapQueen77:



Definitely YES... always look at the bright side OP

Do the dark side exist? And if it does; Should it be over looked?