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firstking01:
Yeah, i guess it was divine

ganye1:
https://www.today.ng/news/nigeria/202069/miyetti-allah-condemns-killing-cows-ekiti

firstking01:
I dnt know what brought me to this thread but i love that second pix...mayGod bless me.

ezugegere:
Hallelujah is not an English word. I think it is a Hebrew word meaning praise be to God.

Richiy:
What of people that are not funny? They will not marry ba?

njiasi30:
U re right , some gals like guys dat re funny and easy going and if dey don't fall in love first.... like radicallyblunt said, den it might b ur looks. Eyes most feed first b4 d mouth

RadicallyBlunt:
False! If a woman does not love you, ur comedy life won't make d relationship any better. But once she loves you then it can start working

INTROVERT:
Abstain if u neva marry biko....x30

kokertalented:
wtf ...how will you hire mourners for ur death ... lol power pass power .. okay kontinu

Young03:
went to the mortuary the other time, I saw a fine girl with a Brazilian hair laying dead,

fresh bobby n nice ass

what came to my mind was...oh so na termite go enjoy all this stuff...bad


maybe she even dey hide am from guys when she was alive

Billyonaire:
Wow, its a fun idea to pay for your own burial and collect receipt down.

tolugar:
Pls how can one apply for this job.

Noneroone:
To avoid collecting Okorocha's slap

•How we speak to ‘stubborn’ occult corpses



OKUNMI- THE proprietor of Emeka Mortuary, Okunmi Community, located at the suburbs of Ikom, Central senatorial district, Cross River State, Mr. Kalu Ben Chima, popularly called Emeka Ambulance, has revealed the spiritual combats morticians, now and again, go through with occultists and members of some secret societies before their corpses were embalmed in his mortuary.

The Arochukwu-born mortician, whose mortuary is located along Ikom-Calabar highway, confessed to NDV that dead bodies, especially those of occultists and members of secret societies “do give us trouble while being embalmed because their bodies have been ‘fortified’ by the devil or some spiritual forces.”

Power pass power

“In such cases, we have to pet and persuade them by talking to them to allow the chemicals to penetrate their bodies, but if they remain stubborn, we have to employ our own spiritual force and of course, power pass power and we can then embalm them,” he disclosed.

According to him, he learned the trade in Onitsha General Hospital, Anambra state, and had come to know that some dead bodies were so “powerful” such that they do not allow others to lie close to them and he was always careful when attending to such bodies.

Some corpses don’t allow others to lie near them

His words: “Some powerful people do not allow other dead bodies to lie close to them, so in the night, they will remove other bodies near them and dump them far from where they are or they would go to an isolated place and lie there – all dead bodies are not the same, which is why we knock before we enter there.”

Mind-boggling tales

Our reporter traveled from Calabar to Okunmi to meet Mr. Chima following some strange reports about corpses in his mortuary established in 2010.

A few months after it was established, there was an unsubstantiated story about a man, whose car broke down close to the mortuary late in the night and he decided to seek for place to spend the night, and knocked on the door of a house he saw light burning close by.

A security guard reportedly came out and gave him a mat to sleep in a section of the room, only for him to wake up the next morning and discovered that he slept among corpses and he instantly passed out. Another case was that while conveying a corpse, the mortician occasionally walked behind the ambulance, while the corpse drives the van and the bizarre- that he sells body parts of dead people and so on.

Chima confirmed some creepy stories and described others as hearsay. On the man who allegedly slept in the mortuary with corpses, he said it was not true and he does not keep security guards in the mortuary.

Corpses still have spiritual powers

His words: “The corpses may be dead, but they still possess some spiritual powers to protect themselves. We have about 100 corpses right now and 18 abandoned ones, but we keep the place open, both day and night, without any security and anybody, who attempts to do anything funny by going there to steal or do anything has himself to blame”.

He, however, described as false claims that some people sell parts of dead people or do have sex with them.

Sex with dead, a deadly affair

Chima asserted: “Do not think that because she is lying down there, she is finished and you can go and have sex with her. You will die also in a matter of hours or days and how can someone sell body parts of a corpse or water used in washing a corpse, such water is poisonous. People die from different ailments such as HIV/AIDS, and water used in washing their bodies is poisonous and any person who uses it will either die or contact sickness.”

On the report that he has rented crowd of women, who engage in bogus weeping when a person dies, he said the women were part of a specialized funeral services he offers.

Some people hire mourners before their death


He explained: “Some people do not have people to cry for them when they die, so they will arrange with us while they are alive to get some women to cry during their burial and also, some people because they are polygamist would arrange with us to organize the casket, grave, and mortuary services so that when they die, there will be no struggle among family members on who to do what and so on.”

nubian999:
Now you quote me
I have to get myself tested for cyber std

nubian999:
I think it's about time you get your self tested.

You're harbouring all mater of sti std hiv uit iut vd. You take the alphabet of disease. Clap for yourself.

Ymain:
it is all u av to do is ask

Ifakiland:
Smacking numerous pvssy is like hoarding awards...it just feels good frm ur inside and it also boast ur confidence around gals....d more pvssy ure able to knack and dump...d more valueless dos gals become. So no gal can take u for a fool.