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SirJeffry:
And what does he want them to do about it? Jail all Libyans in kirikiri? If there is infiltration of arms from Libya, then carry your efcc probe am abi you don't forget the word "probe"?

Mr. Man, face your country.Damn.

Lol

mrphysics:
Since the supreme court does not recognize CARD READER, then in this election, the CR should not be brought out at all.


And it is going to be a do or die affairs. Indeed the law is too weak to protect the common man.

Then Politicians wit their thugs getting for ballout snatching..

The Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) on Tuesday released the time table for the rerun elections in 15 states.
Notice of the rerun election was contained in a statement issued and signed by the Secretary of the Commission, Augusta Ogakwu.
The elections according to the electoral body will only involve political parties that participated in the last election with their respective candidates.
The elections are for the electoral issues that terminated at the Appeal Court.
Also read: INEC to conduct 78 re-run elections in 2016
The statement read in part, “Stakeholders in the electoral process and INEC at their meeting held on Monday, February 1, 2016 considered and approved dates for the conduct of elections as ordered by the Court of Appeal.”
“Consequent upon the judgment of the court, the commission will conduct the elections in 69 of the said constituencies with the same political parties and their respective candidates.”
According to the released time table, constituent election for Gombe will hold on the January 27th, Adamawa, February 13th; Kaduna, Plateau, Niger, Benue, Nasarawa, Kogi, Taraba and Imo February 20th.
That of Abia, Anambra and Bayelsa have been scheduled for March 5th; Akwa Ibom slated for March 12th while Cross River and Rivers scheduled for 19th March.
Source:
http://m.news24.com/nigeria/Politics/News/inec-releases-time-table-for-rerun-elections-in-15-states-20160203

President Muhammadu Buhari urged the international community on Wednesday to help end the turmoil in Libya, warning that it was creating a "strategic time bomb" for Africa and Europe.
In a speech to the European Parliament, Buhari said the situation in lawless southern Libya was particularly alarming as it was creating a flow of arms affecting Nigeria and other countries.
Buhari is fighting to end a bloody six-year insurgency in Nigeria by Islamist group Boko Haram, which is estimated to have caused the deaths of 17,000 people and forced more than 2.6 million others to flee their homes.
In the past year the group has extended its reach beyond the borders of Nigeria, stepping up attacks in Niger, Chad and Cameroon.
Libya has been gripped by chaos since the 2011 revolution that topped dictator Moamer Kadhafi, with two rival administrations currently holding sway and the Islamic State group on the rise.
"I must express our serious concern about the alarming situation in southern Libya which is becoming a strategic time bomb for Africa and indeed Europe," Buhari told MEPs in the French city of Strasbourg.
"The ungoverned south of southern Libya has become a (...) arms bazaar which threatens the security of the Sahel region as well as the north Africa region and beyond.
"We must therefore intensify our efforts to find a lasting solution to the Libyan crisis."
The EU and UN have been backing efforts to form a national unity government in Libya but this has been beset by problems.
Since 2014 Libya has had two governments and parliaments, with the recognised authorities based in the eastern city of Tobruk and a militia-backed authority in Tripoli.
In mid-December, only a minority of lawmakers from both sides signed a UN-backed deal to unify the government in the oil-rich North African nation.
Source: http://m.news24.com/nigeria/National/News/buhari-warns-of-libya-time-bomb-20160203

vikacydevato:
Is it that drivers. are always reckless?

No its d steering dat is always reckless if u will like to knw

quotequote:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/02/allow-judiciary-to-do-its-job-fayose-tells-buhari/

True talk, I wish we ave more of people like Fayose in d government, all dis court case nd all dis political lies nd dribble will stop jare. Long live Ekiti State. Despite am from d east.

Females in general has used me to bank last year. Is this the best way to treat them?

News update from Punch, Channels, Reuters, BBC News

Appeal Court Nullifies Akwa Ibom Governorship Election

FG Issues Security Alert, Says Boko Haram Plans Abductions For Ransom

Court Grants Dasuki 250 Million Naira Bail

Speaker Of Rivers State Assembly Ikunyi Awaji-Ibani Resigns

NNPC Says No Fresh Petroleum Subsidy In 2016

Petrol may sell below N87/litre next year –NNPC

Suspected Boko Haram Member Released After Investigation

Three Feared Dead In Soldiers-Pro-Biafra Fracas

Operation Lafiya Dole Gets New Commander

Terrorist group hacks Lagos, Appeal court’s websites

Group commends PUNCH withdrawal from NPAN

FIRS says 27 million Nigerians evading taxes

Alakija advises singles making marriage choices

169,441 candidates fail English, Maths in Nov/Dec WASSCE

Nigerian jailed 330 years in the US for raping daughter

Nigeria’s economy in a merciless condition –Tinubu

Buhari Says Reverend Father Mbaka Is ‘A Man Of Courage’

Niger Govt. Renovates Deputy Governor’s Residence With 16m Naira

Tinubu Advocates Removal Of Petrol Subsidy

Erosion: FG Seeks Collaboration Of State Governments

Police Promise Niger State Residents Adequate Security

Federal Executive Council Meeting Postponed      

Reps Pass MTEF With Amendments

61 athletes meet standards for Rio Olympics

Mourinho sacking sets off Europe-wide coach alert

Mourinho’s exit fresh chance for Mikel – Lawal

Guus Hiddink in London for Chelsea talks

Klopp apologises after Pulis row

80 Points Could Win Premier League – Wenger

Blatter Appears Before FIFA Ethics Committee

Minister Asks NFF To Pay Players, Officials Before Christmas

Enyimba To Earn $400,000 For Sokari Sale

Eto’o Named Interim Player-Manager At Antalyaspor

Palace agree deal with US investors

Birmingham record controversial win

Obama promises to defeat ISIS during his last news conference for the year

U.N. council comes together to endorse Syria peace plan

Iran to match stance with Russia in push for Syria deal

Martin Shkreli starts YouTube live stream a day after leaving jail

Sanders takes Democratic officials to court in data breach fight

California governor declares emergency in response to San Bernardino attack

Chicago protesters call for mayor to step down over police brutality

Wall St. slides on lower crude prices, stock options expiry

U.S. Justice Department probes data breach at Uber - sources

Fiscal fights fade as Congress backs huge budget bill

Tips coming in for Texas affluenza teen who may have left country: sheriff

'Star Wars' sales surge toward opening weekend record

Good morning Bonjour Inakwana Ekaaro Ibolachi

Fri 18th Dec 2015 News update from Punch, Channels, Reuters, BBC News

Military Says It Will Ensure ‘One Indivisible Nigeria’

FG Will Modulate Petrol Price Not Subsidy Removal

Army Loses Two Soldiers In Bama Ambush

Army-Shiites Clash: Army Chief Defends Officials’ Action

Army-Shiites Clash: Kaduna State Bans Processions, Rallies

Lawyer Says Dasuki Did Not Implicate Anyone

Appeal Court Upholds Oyo State Governor Ajimobi’s Election

President Buhari Clocks 73 Years

Troops arrest suspected militants, recover arms in Bayelsa

Oronsaye committee: FG to merge ministries in 2016

Reps probe Obasanjo govt’s $5m Lake Chad grant

Court orders INEC to restore Balarabe’s party, others

I’ve no apology kneeling down to worship God – Ooni

Family lawyer denies Diezani’s death

Court orders Kanu’s release, five die as pro-Biafran supporters, soldiers clash

Security agents bundle ex-NIMASA DG, Patrick Akpobolokemi, into bus after bail

Graduate posts girl’s nude pictures online, teenager alleges rape

Fuel scarcity made me patronise vandals – Station manager

Two killed in Osun robbery attack

Delta: A’ Court reserves judgement in Emerhor’s suit

Biafra not solution to Igbo problems, says Opadokun

MTN to sue NCC over N1tn fine

Naira in free fall, slides to 280 against dollar

Power supply drops by 725MW in 24 hours

Chelsea's players are not to blame for Jose Mourinho being sacked, says technical director Michael Emenalo.

Martin Shkreli, who caused outrage after raising the price of a prescription drug by more than 5,000 percent, was arrested on securities fraud charges. He later posted a $5 million bond package bail.

Asian shares dip but on track for weekly gain

U.S. says considering response to Iran ballistic missile test

Japan's far-flung island defense plan seeks to turn tables on China

China carries out war games in South China Sea this week

Yellen's "tightening" promises a slow crawl higher

Manhunt for Texas affluenza teen after he apparently goes missing

Volkswagen creates U.S. diesel emissions claims program

Brazil court rulings help Rousseff fend off impeachment

AB InBev seeks quick sales for Peroni and Grolsch: sources

After half a century, U.S. and Cuba to resume scheduled flights

Good morning Bonjour Inakwana Ekaaro Ibolachi

Thur 17th Dec 2015 News update from Punch, Channels, Reuters, BBC News

Buhari To Present 6.07tr Naira 2016 Budget

Wike Challenges Appeal Court’s Ruling At Supreme Court

Buhari Assures ECOWAS Of Nigeria’s Commitment To Democracy

Reps Order Investigation Into Foreign Reserve Accounts

Shiites Reject FG’s Investigative Panel, Demand Fresh One

Court Defers Ruling On Dasuki’s Bail Till Monday

JNI Cautions Military Against Excessive Use Of Force

Blair Holds Talks With Nigerian Governors’ Forum

Thugs attack Kogi Speaker, principal officers

Peterside hails judgement, PDP grumbles

Dokpesi leaves jail after three days in Kuje prison

Reps seek office of administrator-general for transition

CJN advises 3,277 new lawyers on ethics

Cop’s murder: Police accuse DSS of shielding suspects

ASP tortures 21-year-old carpenter to death

Court remands policemen’s sons for cultism, robbery

Ogun communities threaten showdown over lack of electricity

You can’t escape justice, APC tells Fayose

Six parties demand poll cancellation in Bayelsa

Stay away from Lagos, APC warns pro-Biafran agitators

Dollar scarcity: Banks cut customers’ spending abroad by 80%

Naira plummets to 269 against dollar

APMT Apapa gets ISO 28000:2007 certification

Police nab robbery suspects, parade cultists in Edo

AIG warns warring C’River, Ebonyi communities

Biafra: Onitsha residents lament military harassment

Enugu residents flay erection of mast on road

Only revolution can change Nigerian football– Taribo

Chelsea board considers Mourinho future - reports

Livermore strikes late to beat Reading

Platini support 'difficult' for FA

Scores of protesters marched through downtown after a judge declared a mistrial in the case of a Baltimore police officer charged in the death of a black man in custody.

Mistrial underscores tough task in Baltimore police cases

Baltimore prepared for any violence: mayor

Fed raises interest rates by 0.25%, citing ongoing U.S. recovery

U.S. tax, spending deal meets resistance from lawmakers

U.S. supplies Syrian fighters ahead of push for Islamic State town

DoubleLine Capital's Gundlach sees 30 percent chance of recession next year

Cuba says Obama welcome to visit but not to meddle

Obama administration authorizes $1.83 billion arms sale to Taiwan

Crude rises after U.S. fed rate hike, gains limited

Asian stocks, dollar climb as Fed lifts off

Rouhani: U.N.'s closure of probe into Iran's nuclear past is political victory

Paris suspect may have slipped past Belgian police: media

Source: Newspapers.

Good morning Bonjour Inakwana Ekaaro Ibolachi

Pelummy:
all this keep happening because Nigerian guys lack romance idea

how?

I saw this on facebook and decided to share it here
#America Relationship
1st day-date
2nd day-hug
3rd day-hug again
4th day-kiss
5th day-long kiss
6th day-sex
#‎Nigerians_relationship‬
1st day-toast
2nd day-toast
3rd day-toast
4th day-agree
5th day-date
6th day-tried to hug buh failed
7th day-hug
8th day-try to kiss buh failed
9th day-kiss
10th day-long kiss
11th day-tried to have sex buh failed
12th day-tried to have sex buh failed again
13th day-tried to sex buh failed again
14th day-rape

HARD ANALYSIS:

Divide your SALARY by 30 days and see what you get (i.e. the number of days in a month and see the funny thing about your salary plan).

For example,
(1) An average level-12 worker in the state government civil service earns NGN 60,000.
**** And this translates to NGN 60,000÷30= NGN 2,000 every day. This is LESS THAN the amount made daily by an AVERAGE HAWKER in the city.

(2) A freshly EMPLOYED GRADUATE BANKER in most NIGERIAN BANKS earns an average of NGN120,000 monthly.
***So everyday, you get NGN120,000÷30= NGN4,000 as the daily value for your work-life. By implication, this is LESS THAN the amount earned DAILY by an AVERAGE DRIVER in d city and in some villages.....

(3) If you are a FRESH GRADUATE EMPLOYEE in some oil companies, you earn an average of NGN300,000 monthly. So in a day your WORK-VALUE is NGN300,000 ÷ 30= NGN10,000
**** This is LESS THAN the daily amount earned by an IRRIGATION FARMER supplying vegetables to Lagos MARKETS, a TIPPER CAR DRIVER supplying sand for three BLOCK INDUSTRIES and CONSTRUCTION SITES just 3 times a day and DRIVERS of DANGOTE TRUCKS who have bought off the trucks at scrap value and are using them to convey products between villages and the cities for just five business owners.

--------->>>HOPE BY NOW, IT IS SINKING IN, RIGHT?

And when there is an ISSUE in the FAMILY that requires FINANCIAL ASSISTANCE, the DRIVERS, HAWKERS and the rest are looking up to you with a WHITE COLLAR JOB.

(4) If you are an NYSC MEMBER, you DON'T need to be told that:
*****NGN19,800÷30 = NGN 660 is your worth on a daily basis.
I hope you know that PURE WATER SELLERS who own a shop, a pepper soup joint and a small TOYOTA COROLLA car to distribute pure water to five restaurants earn MORE THAN you & WHEEL-BARROW PUSHERS working on contract for three warehouses probably make MORE MONEY than you EACH DAY

............
We shouldn't end at satisfactions from these earnings. We should be more proactive, create room for more income and strive to diversify our streams of income.

The earlier you wake up and smell the coffee, the better for you......

I know of someone right now who will say this is too ideal to be true but take your time and do this analysis over and over again, and you will grasp the crux!!!

STOP waiting for the Government to feed you, feed yourself and help the Government feed others. That is where we are in this age.

This would be cheering news to unemployed Nigerians as the federal government has concluded plans to commence payment of N5, 000 stipends.

The government explained that the initial delayed in the commencement of the payment was because it was not captured in the 2015 budget promising that it will be included in the 2016 budget.
This disclosure was made by the minister of youth and sports, Barr. Solomon Darlong when he visited the national secretariat of the ruling All Progressives Congress in Abuja, The Nation reports.

Darlong noted that arrangement for the payment will take effect from 2016.

He told newsmen that the President Muhammadu Buhari administration will fulfill every of his campaign promises including payment of N5, 000 stipends to unemployed Nigerians.

The minister said: “I want the youths to understand that every promise must be backed up by budgetary provision and our promise to pay N5,000 is not contained in the 2015 budget. So, definitely, it is going to begin in 2016 as we have made budgetary allocations for that.

READ ALSO: AGAIN! How Two APC Senators Embarrassed Themselves In Public

“We are committed to the campaign promises of creating jobs, providing wealth creation and combat poverty. We have embedded in our manifesto things that we are translating to reality.

“Some of the youth empowerment programmes that are ongoing, we are busy reviewing them to ensure that they are more viable and people oriented. We are also looking at the possibility of realigning some of them to our vision so that in the final analysis, it will add value to the people.”

Meanwhile, Senator Ben Murray Bruce representing Bayelsa state at the National Assembly had reportedly explained to Buhari how he can effectively pay the N5,000 he promised to pay unemployed Nigerians.


Naij.com

I saw this post on fb and i decide to share it here.
When they loot money,they keep it in switzerland.
When sick ,they go to India
When investing,they go to America
When buying mansions,they visit India
When shopping they go to Dubai
When on holiday,they visit paris or Bahamas When educating their children,they select Europe
When praying they go to Saudi arabia or Jerusalem
But when they die,they all want to be buried in
NIGERIA
ABEG MAKE I ASK UNA THIS QUESTION..NIGERIA NA CEMETERY...

Nigeria will play in the Semi final of onging FIFA U17 in Chile. Nigeria trashed Brazil 3-0 to qualify for Thursday game. Nigeria team have set the pace to return the glory of 2007. Mexico are set to reach the finals.
I see Nigeria reaching the finals. Mexico 0 vs 2 Nigeria.

macville2:
you ve got to be kidding me!

things r happening. Its real.

4reala:
Eyah, just too bad. He should hav been given a year rather than being expelled.

Further more, was he called b4 the disciplinary committee and their verdict read to him when it occured?

This calls 4 further investigation

the guy current is no where 2 b found.

Humans are ....
A student of Accounting(Name and Institution witheld) whose posters and invitation card for wedding have being rocking the school for the pasted three weeks. A marriage of him and a student of Economics(both are in final year)
Yesterday after writing his last paper and was happy and people came congratulating him,little did we know that the happines wil b over. shortly,him and his follow final year student went to the HOD's office to thank him for being a father to them despite they know how wicked the man is,just for the man to bring out a memo given to him by d institution dated 2014, which reads that ''this listed student have being expel from the school for indulging in exam malpractice on the various courses respectively (ACCT 2O4,GSE 203,ACCT 206,EDU205). Four of the graduating student include his name was on the list. Another list for those who were steped a year down. One of the lady in there mist whose name was there fainted. And the HOD left for his car aheading home but later in the day was found in the school medicals bandage on both hands and legs.
The wife to be on hearing the incident could not help but collapse,she is hospitalised. The guy drove off to an unknown destination and the wedding is Today by 10am.

Pinkieblue:
Your topic looks a bit complex..... Simplify it to an end to extent that a reader can understand the content of the whole project.

To ans your questions

1. Go through different literatures and find out the contributions of different authors and d various gaps they filled.... Then see how u can also contribute to fill a gap in the body of knowledge

2.as far as u have all the necessary literature and journals....... Yes it is researchable

3.discuss your aim, objective and methodology with ur supervisor..... Before u know if u can go on with it....... Give him ur research proposal

tanx alot. Workin on it

STFUareyouGod:
whats that? What's Marmi water?

its have to do with a new form of community theatre that wil incorporate the river areas

STFUareyouGod:
Marmi water?

Yes.

In the quest on upgrading learning its necessary that we carry out a research to add to Education.
I have submitted three research topics on Criticism in the Theatre but all have being rejected by the Project cordinator saying " i want you to research on what has not been researched on before" I letting him know that there is nothing new fell on deaf ears and i have come up with a research topic: MARMI WATER THEATRE A NEW INNOVATION TO COMMUNITY THEATRE: A CASE STUDY OF RIVER NIGER.
Please.
1. Does it has a base to Education and knowledge?
2. Is it researcheable?
3. Can i go on with it?
Please i need your advice.

stupidity:
He's not dying yet na I tot he already drank poison sef OP jux let him be, he'll overcome it.

dats harsh

Its still sad that guys are the once crying in a Relationship; a case study of my coursemate.
A coursemate of mine who happens to love a lady in the department which he showers all his love and money on. It is still unheard of that the guy refused to travel home to help his mum rather lodged himself and his girlfriend in the hotel for a month with the aid of his mother's money.
This guy have to forgo his exam for his girlfriend's own due to she was sick and he had the course carried over.
In the department,it was said that 'love is blind' because guys believe that the girl is remote-controling him and my coursemate dont send as long as you dont talk to his girl rudely.
Its was vividly clear that the 'love' has over stayed its welcome and its ripe for judgement but the guy failed to see the sign coming.
The lady had a carryover in one of the borrowed courses and the guy set on his mission to help his girl as usual but lucky wasn't on his side.
On 22nd october,2015. The memo forwarded to the department through the Staff Adviser asked him to set down one year for impersonation and the girlfriend was required to carry over the course again as the memo demanded.
Two days later, the lady officially told him that she dont associate with failures, 'so i don't think we can go on because its humilating to date my junior in class'
my coursemate is dieing gradually,drinks alot now and the lady lives fine.
I have adviced him as a courserep and as a coursemate in my own capacity and he have not show any positive sign. Please i need your advices for him so that he will not die from emotional truama or waste is career on thinking of a lady who have chosen her path to life.

It's important to undertake a thorough research into the causes or the origin of dreams that can be termed filthy.
Lets us take an incisive look into such dreams:

¤ Worry and Anixiety.
Worry and anxiety induce filthy dreams. Each night you go to bed loaded with burdens,worry,cares and all forms of anxiety,you will end up having filthy dreams. The Bible says ''For a dream cometh through the multitude of business and a fools voice is known by the multitude of words'' Therefore,worry and anxiety can introduce filthy dreams into your life.

¤ Vain Imagination.
Those who are given to vain imagination will always end up having filthy dreams. Vain thought attracts vain dreams. Dreams are very accurate thermometer. It reveals the exact state of your life. An understanding of the human heart is crucial to understanding the type of dreams people have. Job 20:28 gives us an insight. It says, ''it shall fly away as a dream and shall not be found yea,it shall be chased as a vision of the night.

¤ Fear
Fear is another thing that induces filthy dream. If your heart is filled with fear,you will have filthy dreams whether you like it or not. Those who are fearful in real life always end up having terrifying dreams. Job 7:14 says, '' Thou scariest me with dreams and terrifieth me with visions'' what is the importance of this passage?
Your fears will always end up being transferred into your dream life.

¤ The Lust of the Heart.
Lust and filthy dreams are close pals,one attracts the other. Show me someone who is addicted to filthy dreams and i will show you someone who is a slave to lust. Immorality does not start suddenly,it begins as an innocent thought in the laboratory of the heart.

SYMPTOMS OF FILTHY DREAMERS

* Slippery breakthroughs and blessings.

* Spiritual lukewarmess.

* Lack of favour.

THE WAY OUT

¤ REPENT FROM EVERY ACT OF PHYSICAL AND SPIRITUAL FILTHINESS.

¤ TAKE DECISIVE STEPS TOWARD MORTIFYING THE FLESH

aydotaone:
I am blessed. Thanks

u r welcum

Are you thinking about starting up a business? Good for you! It’s an exciting prospect and can bring many rewards. There are lots of good ways to go about that, but what follows is a list of things not to do.

*Not really having a plan.Not really having any goals. Not really doing any thinking about the who-what-where-when-why-how and how-much pieces going forward. Really? You’re just going to wing this and hope for the best? Please don’t! You owe it to yourself to do some rigorous planning and get it written down on paper.

*Starting a business for the ego satisfaction.You might be daydreaming about the rewards and recognition you’ll have when you save the environment, or rescue all the children everywhere, or some other lofty (and ridiculously overblown) dream. Gratifying your ego is no reason to start a business (or a nonprofit for that matter), so don’t even start down that road.

*Going in it purely for the big fast money.First of all, the money probably won’t be fast. And at least at first, it certainly won’t be big. You may be intending to build a large profitable business, and that’s great. But right out of the gate it isn’t going to happen. Always plan for things taking longer than you expect and bringing in less revenue than you expect.

*Hiring people you like instead of people who have the skill sets you need.Enjoying someone’s company isn’t a good enough reason to hire. You need people with skills that complement you own, with points of view that are different from yours, and experience you lack. Be strategic about hiring.

*Not asking for help.There are lots of great resources out there; some of them are even free. Take advantage of the support systems offered at the Small Business Development Center and through networking groups and your local chamber of commerce. Find a good accountant and an attorney you trust. Develop a network of other business owners who can keep you informed. Ask all of these folks to assist you when you have challenges. You’ll be glad you did.

www.statesmanjournal.com/story/money/business/2015/07/24/big-mistakes-avoid-starting-business/30646707/?from=global&sessionKey=&autologin=

Imagine ur Guy tells you this...