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What is the name of the shipping line it is coming on?

Mjosh1000:
For bank swift code, goto google search your bank name swift code. Eg type Gtb swift code (on google)
For Tin go to the closest firs office near you to apply go with your passport photograph and some (fast tracking cash).
But if you want to do like some of my oga here just type any random numbers there and you are good to go.
I hope this helps

oride:
Good day everyone.

Offline trip to Abeokuta on Tuesday, 21st January.
Have to be there by 2pm. Meeting will last till 4.30pm, then we return back to Lagos.

Pick up point: Ago Palace road.

Please quote me with price and contact details.

Peace.

mrjaydee:
mine was on Monday. Uber gave me request 8km 20mins away. I called the rider and politely told her to cancel and reorder. Ignorantly she started if she cancel uber will charge her 400. I told uber only charge if the driver is at your location and u didnt show up after 5mins.

Omo! She say she no go cancel.. me that just came back from 1week suspension? I on taxify got request. After about 1hr I checked and see that this lady didnt cancel.

And I dey around Oniru, she dey lekki phase1. Which kind winch be this? I called her again a d politely and even begged her to cancel, she still no agree. Na so I drove down took alternative route enter lekki to her location. Then I waited for 4mins and called her. She came out, I was like? Madam for almost 2hrs you didnt cancel or are you not going out anymore?
She said she wasnt in a hurry. As she was about to move to the back seat, I didnt open the car. I came down and cancel the trip in her face showed her my 300naira and uber takes 100naira. Entered my car and zoom off!

We are all mad in this Lagos.

calabardick:
I think drivers suppose to have a platform where they post any salvage/lemon car they've driven, this will help other drivers avoid such vehicle when call for inspection, or it will also help them to know what to look out for during inspection.

Salvage cars everywhere.

A car given to an innocent driver yesterday is already giving him serious issue today. I have to tow him from Jakande (ipara) to the owner's house at sangotedo.

On my way back this evening, I was behind him at Chisco traffic light, as the light turns green we moved, suddenly his car began to jerk till it finally stopped. When I noticed the phone on his dashboard I knew he's a fellow, I overtook him, reverse then park in front of him.

The rider started to hala, i explained to her that cars can go hairwire anytime. She ordered for another and left. (The driver that came to pick the lady didn't even care to come out at least to see what's wrong with a fellow driver that warrants his passenger to request for another vehicle, even when he saw our hazard lights on, he was relaxing inside his 4 inches Corolla)

When I asked the guy what the problem was he said that today is his first day with the said car. He has no idea of whatsoever. He suggested contacting those guys at Ipara to come and check, I told him to abort that idea, but rather let him call the owner. When he call the lady I noticed the change on his face, I asked him to come inside my car so that I can hear their conversation as well. The woman asked him if she's a mechanic, if he can't sort himself out let him sleep there with the car, she drop the call.

I was angry, I got her number and call her;
Me: Good evening ma
Madam: Na who be this?
Me: Madam Funke, your car and your driver are obstructing traffic, you may come to LCC office tomorrow to claim your car.
Madam: no sir please, let me talk to my driver please
Me: Please not with my phone ma, call him.

She call the driver, by this time I've already paired his phone with my car Bluetooth so the both of us can hear.

Driver: hello ma
Madam: hello ma too, olorubruku, otiyawere
Driver: excuse me ma
Madam: so you called LASTMA to come and tow me car away, ehn? Ee no go better for you, all of you are the same
Driver: madam I don't like the way you're talking, I didn't call any LASTMA, the car breakdown at the traffic light, they help me to push it, they overhead your response when I called you, that gets them upset.
Madam: my response kill all of you dia
Driver: madam what's the way out? Are you going to call your mechanic?
Madam: young man please can you bring my car? I don't blame you, that's how the previous driver destroyed my engine, now you're planning to destroy this new engine I put at Ladipo? Please return my car, I will call Ladipo tomorrow.
Driver: please ma, how do I return this car now when it's not even starting again?
Madam: anyhow you want to do, if you like push it but I need my car here, tonight.
Driver: but ma, I (she interrupted him with a question)
Madam: how much dey your hand?
Driver: 3500
Madam: since morning? 3500? Ah, wetin I no go see for Lagos? Who sent me to do Uber business?
Driver: have you forgotten that you asked me to do alignment and balancing today, and remember there was no fuel when I pick the car, I've spent more than 10k today
Madam: look for someone that can tow you for 5k, when you get here I will pay the balance.
Driver: okay ma, but no one will collect such amount by this time plus the distance, let estimate 10k, because of traffic
Madam: 10k? Are you towing the car to hell?
Driver: I'm at Jakande, it's far
Madam: and so? Is Jakande at sango? Is Jakande at ibafo? Is Jakande at seme? Oga please bring back my car.
Driver: let me look for someone that can tow me
Madam: whatever, I'm waiting.

That's how I tow him to united estate, the basket mouth woman came out and was ranting

Madam: where the towing van?
Driver: I didn't see any so I asked someone to tow me
Madam: how much? This one isn't a towing van, it'll be cheaper
Driver: her said 15, I didn't have a choice because LCC have already positioned their van to tow the car
Madam: oga, na 7k dey my hand, he will balance you, thank you
Driver: but I told you how much I have on me?
Madam: and I told you how much I can afford, please can I have my car key?

He drop the key and we left her house, when we get to the road he gave me some money (I don't know the amount since I didn't collect), I rejected it, I told him to forget. I told him that I wanted to make sure he get some bucks from the woman, in order to recover his expenses. The guy was so excited going home with 10k

I've advice him to run away from that car and the madam, they don't worth it

Please drivers always try to be your brother's keeper, it might happen to you tomorrow. Even when I have a rider, I do slow down to ask what's the matter.

mrjaydee:
Got a request in lekki today, the name that appeared was "pastor" . Make una hear my today's gist.

So I picked her up (elderly woman) started the trip it was ikota shopping complex. Mummy said shes going to gtb. Na so I carry her. Waited outside for like 30mins till she finish. It was a return trip, on our way back we did like 7stops. (Market, store etc.) Come and see me loading Cway inside booth, I carry vegetables, tomatoes, groundnut oil, tailor, etc.

After almost 3hrs we reach her house. Mummy said end trip? I knew it will still take me like 10mins to offload the items to her house cos nobody dey house.

Trip was 1800 God why? I didn't flinch I just continued. Thinking mummy will give a good tip based on our discussions.

Las las, she gave me 1650naira. Cos I didn't have change for 200naira.

I thanked her and left. I drove out and felt really bad and I closed for the day.

Being nice is bad in Nigeria.

davit:
I have decided not to do return trips except no hope of getting rides around. All dem return trips na cheating.
I end your trip once we get to the address you input initially.

Freshprince91:
Na every morning wey i wake up i dey curse that ugly man wey arrest me for that TBS road.
Despite my pleading and gentle disposition towards him, him still carry me go Olowu collect 20k for offence wey i still dey find am hard to believe say i commit.

donfortune48:
Guys I had a terrible experience yesterday, at mushin end of ladipo street.

I was dropping off a rider, didn't know that cult boys were Fighting.

All of a sudden people started running, then I saw boys coming out from a street on my left (50metres ahead). I tried to make a sharp turn to a street on my right but I have passed the street a little bit so I needed to go back a little before I can turn in cos there are bikes parked at that junction. Immediately I engaged reverse, one of them started approaching me with a big stainless Cutlass. I moves back with speed not knowing that Keke is already at my back trying to run into the same street with me and had to hit him.
When they boys saw what was happening, they all started running towards me (about 20+ boys, all with glittering machetes) I had to drive into the street like that, hitting one bike into the gutter. I ran to the end of the street and saw that the street is blocked, I and my rider just ran away to diff direction not knowing that they have stopped chasing me.

When they moved to another street and people started coming back from their hiding points. I came out and saw that they went straight to the sienna that was coming behind me when I made the turn. Then man jumped down and ran away too. They broke all the glasses on that car ( the windscreen front and back and all the glasses).

I saw the bike I hit into the gutter, it's bent on an Angle 45°. The owner came to me and said Oga I no blame you for what happened, I know you were running for your life. That he will not ask me to fix the bike for him cos he equally left the bike there and ran away. That I should give him just 1k, he will complete it and fix his bike.

This was a terrible experience. I went down to Domino's at ilupeju, parked and went into a deep sober reflection for over an hour.

Had I not escaped, what would have been my faith?

Virus99:
They haven't even respond to you physically....ya talking about email.
Wa pembe

Trsrrs:
Who I go blame na

Rubbiish:
@bold my brother i tell u d truth no one is hyping corolla, Corolla as a vehicle comes with peace of mind which serve d need of majority of Nigerians. If corolla is hyped it wouldn't be so common on our road. People for don dump am. Hardly u will find a family in Nigeria without a corolla.

gnykelly:
The repairs above 2k is on owner and anything below is on driver inspection is done weekly. Is it a corrola I want to return my uncles camry.

1daboi:
Na almost offline I do this week o. Was taking one coordinator of the just concluded lawyer's conference at eko hotel and back to ojodu. The sweet thing is we move by 2pm to the hotel, we eat at the hotel , he collects his money and share to his workers, gives me 3packs of rice, salad and chicken for wifey and kids. We move back to Ojodu. 8k alert.
The trip has ended today. [b][/b]Even wifey is not happy its ended.

1daboi:
Na almost offline I do this week o. Was taking one coordinator of the just concluded lawyer's conference at eko hotel and back to ojodu. The sweet thing is we move by 2pm to the hotel, we eat at the hotel , he collects his money and share to his workers, gives me 3packs of rice, salad and chicken for wifey and kids. We move back to Ojodu. 8k alert.
The trip has ended today. Even wifey is not happy its ended.

mrjaydee:
I might lose my cool...that's why I ended the call.

franksam2009:
you Don't need to construct a catalyst cos it LL choke be4 a month and you wouldn't want to stock bunch of wires there cos that's the worst but there's a new style in town, a catalyst lookalike stuff will be constructed with a special metal and a lifetime warranty(na so d panel talk o ) nd watch ur engine breath fresh air of life lol
Ur car will sound just like a car with catalyst and you won't need to ever worry about it chocking, it's done for 10k

ijustdey:
https://thenationonlineng.net/how-the-phrase-my-dear-can-put-you-in-trouble/


Oil dey una head, i swear