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[quote author=makzeze post=47439992]Repent now and avoid Allah's anger and curse on you.[/quote

May your Allah curse you and your entire generation. Hediot! It's your type that killed this woman. S7upid f00l.

makzeze:
I dont blame you.

You don't need to blame me. Blame your religion.

Imagine u just dey pass person farm jam 1.5 billion naira. I go jeje wake up from that kain malaria dream.

Islam a religion of violence.

Em chop winch? Y em mouth be like that.

theEYe21:
Women are polygamous in nature too. I don't need to show any evidence because you see, hear and experience the evidence everyday

You are wrong my dear. Ever wondered why our fore father's with their harem and concubines managed to live longer than we do today. Women knew their place and the men weren't afraid to be 'men'. Today civilization and religion has changed a lot. That's why divorce rates will keep skyrocketing . That's the price for civilization.

Men are polygamous in nature. You can't cheat nature Abeg.

iLegend:
How I Plan Making Money From Zobo Drink/Wine

I was inspired when I saw a wine/drink in Dubai. While waiting for my flight, I decided to take a walk around, and I saw a beautiful bar on the 2nd floor of the airports' complex. (Everything were beautiful anyways). I saw a lot of popular drinks, but this 'one' caught my attention. I had never seen the drink before, and the price tag made the rest of the popular drinks/wines there look cheap. (You know how it feels when you're trying to woo a woman with your latest Camry and somebody drives in with a tear rubber Bugatti).

I looked at the hot attendant on suit, I looked at myself, I looked at the drink again and she jovially called me to come in and make my choice. My mind flew. Make my choice? I don't have a choice. And I ran for my life. I almost missed my flight.

I brought out my phone and calculated the money and it was enough to use and marry 50 wives, buy a big car and establish a business. God! Why are these people wasting money like this?

There was nothing too special about the drink. Although, the bottle was unique, the carton was elegant and glittery, the label was artistically simple and bold.

What I noticed were the selling points were: the price, packaging, reputation (probably quality), and marketing.

iLegend Wine
I think money, not séx, but I love séx sha.

What made an iPhone stand out are the same things that made the wine appear larger than life.

So, applying these principles in refining zobo into a fréakingly expensive wine called iLegend Wine has been on my mind ever since.

One day I'll make millions from Zobo drink/wine. If you're smart enough, you can steal this idea. I share them to let other ideas come in. I have it in abundance and I love sharing them. I'm not scared of competitions.

All I need or you need are:

1) An American partner or any reputable country's partner. The person doesn't need be a celeb or rich, but a citizen of that country. Nigerians love something associated with great countries. We see our made in Naija as fakes, except it's an electric cable.

2) Design and produce an elegant and rugged bottle. Chinese companies can handle this.

3) Rename zobo and give it a botanical name called iLegend.

4) Design a pro label for the wine.

5) Design a glittering carton. A Chinese or an Indian company can do this at a cheaper rate.

6) Refine the iLegend Wine and get a NAFDAC or whatever approval you need from Nigeria or a foreign country.

7) Give it a staggering price and use the Steve Jobs pattern.

8. Promote: use a popular song to advertise your drink. A hit song can be taken advantage of with a remix. Now, call the new artist to feature an established one and make sure the popular artiste embeds the line below on the song:

I feel pain, I no dey drink champagne, CHEAP.
I only drink iLegend Wine.

The thing is: where you place yourself is how people will treat and regard you. Same thing as products. (The 'cheap' in the lyrics is psychological to make the listeners know the next drink or wine you call is more expensive without meaning it).

(It's like when Jay Z said, "I don't pop Marley, but I rock Tom Ford." After that song, everyone wanted to buy Tom Ford's product. I don't know what 'Marley' is, but I known he promoted something I don't also know called Tom Ford. I found myself buying a Tom Ford perfume when I went shopping. When I saw it I remembered the Jay Z's song and it immediately gave the product and edge).

Make sure you use humility and humor while placing yourself high, else they'll say you're thinking too high of yourself. God doesn't like it either, but in the business world; you must place your product higher than the current ones claiming to be the best. When another product takes over from you, then you rebrand and to over your spot.

This iLegend Wine may not sell that much in Nigeria, but the rich will always buy it in big occasions to prove a point. Humans are gullible in nature and they always want to show off, so my job is to make their show-offs easier, vivid and enthralling.

Who no like beta thin make I see.

Look for troubles, but make sure they're nonviolent

Keep safe

— iLegend™

My niggar.

Every morning I wake up with full assurance of my kingly nature and project my mannerisms as such. I truly believe I'm a king and made of royalty.

Nwodosis:
Once Ogah is sworn in as governor of the state , he's immuned to any fraud case not bothering on his emergence as the governor.

that's y he won't be sworn in until his fate is defined on Monday

[quote author=iLegend post=47120388][/quote]My nicccur!

Why will he listen to advice from shehu shagaris former special adviser? Are we moving forward or backwards? These old northerners that only reason in terms of violence and destruction . No sense at all. No sense!

Barrister Friday N Nwosu came 3rd in pdp primaries. He is the grandmaster of this elaborate chess puzzle. I love Nigerian politics. When you think you know it all then someone will just show you how ignorant you are.

Drabeey:
i have actually answered many mentions today about this matter. Yet, i wont make urs an exception.
Mr frog brain, You are actually wrong on the trash you spitted up there. "rule of law'' is still very much in existence in Nigeria. I Haven't come across any person who is jailed without a trial in Nigeria till date. Ffk, methu, dasuki even your brother Nnamdi kanu. They have been tried and kept there for one offence or the other. And pls dont tell me about the bails yet.
If freezing a theif bank account makes you feel like commiting suicide , why are u still alive? You can as well end your miserable life, 'just one spanner lost'
btw, let this sink into your thick empty skull, accounts aint covered with the immunity clause. It only means he can not be tried for any offence yet. Know this too, we are working on revoking his immunity, and soon his sins shall hunt him.

Dont mentiins me again, i wont answer. Thanks

Hehehe you sound pained. Now it's obvious you have coconut head. Cos I can't understand why a self acclaimed 'intelligent 'fellow like you won't know the full meaning of prosecution. What is prosecution? And since you are such a defender of your brother Buhari, how many times has Buhari's administration respected the rule of law in a case that doesn't favor them. Don't even bother answering that question. Just collect your salary for sycophants and enjoy. #bless your dull brain.

Drabeey:
you might as well make a good comment without being an empty head. 'Dictatorship' is telling people to return loots? I think its tme to take your concoction.

And you wonder why people don't take you serious. Sentimental d!ckhead. A governor and his deputy are immune to prosecutions same applies to the president and vice. Section 303 of the Nigerian constitution. Investigations can be made pending when they relinquish their office. So is buhari upholding the rule of law by freezing the account of someone who is immune to prosecutions? Your senile brain should have told you that the rule of law is tending towards extinction in Nigeria. Hence my comment on dictatorship.

President Buhari harassing and intimidating anyone that dares to criticize his brainless governance. Democracy mixed with dictatorship...what do we call that?

higherpower:
Is he complaining of money or did he ask u to borrow him some? Blind follower

Lend him some...correct your grammar. Insightful M@ron.

Ikpeazu remains the governor. Ogah should meet Alex Otti for tutorials...Stop wasting your money. Ikpeazu is not going anywhere, I repeat Ikpeazu is not leaving Abia government house.

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Icecream4U:
think before you type. Do they import containers with papers or money?
With your logic, you are saying that the richest man is the most educated man.

Job opportunities is not limited for a Mathematics graduate. That guy is just a disgrace to the course. He needs to be probed as to how he even got first class.

Hehe hehe Chai I love naija!

Supreme Maphite Council aka Show guys aka Gongos aka Green Circuit Association

Hahaha Chai! Umu Mummy!

Never knew there are still girls with sense like this. All hope is not lost. Thank God for your life.

People that make people happy deserve commendation.

Heard that Tom Cruise is a staunch member.

Let's hope she paid for this dress.

It's not by space. The most important thing is how much value comes from that space?

My God!

Let's hope she paid for this one.

I once tried this s#it atheism. Until I realized it was stupid, even Einstein with all his smartness remained an agnostic. How can you prove there is no God when you can't define Him?

I tried this s#it atheism once. I came back to my senses after I realized how stup!d I was.