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Blessedone26:
Hi nairalanders,

I dated my wife for close to 8 years without sex, we went to same school. Though the decision of no sex before marriage was mine. Cos I am a very addictive person, I never wanted to be addicted to sex during my undergraduate days. She later told me she was a virgin then which I never believed and I told her I am not interested in her being a virgin or not.

Fast forward to our wedding night last year, naxo amaria begin they cry my daddy, my daddy, lets do this thing nah, nah tears full bed. So I took her to see her dad the next day and both of them were crying like a baby.

We got back to our location, we made several attempts with no sex, we've seen different pharmacists, we but different lubricants, but a touch of "pola" on the honeypot area, she will start crying of pains, she's so scared to the extreme. Confession: It was after 3 months that we've been trying that I was even also able to recognise the location of virginal, I had been putting the thing in a wrong place initially. ....sorry, ain't a bookworm but a bit spirikoko

I reported her to her parents , they came, brought diiferent lubricants, still we weren't able to reach the promise land . Now we've decided to go the way of sedative drugs .

Is there any side effects to the drugs?

Do I have to get her to sign a paper cos women ain't predictable, that she won't start shouting emotional trauma in the future that her husband drugged her to have the first sex with her. We need kids mehn.

Thanks..

inside life

Fuckmods2:
Hope your not among these NL feminists that are frustrated


Like one Self acclaimed motivational famous female Speaker thats NLer that her hobbies was hoeing and oloshing abt,

If you doubt me click the link and be shocked


https://www.codedruns.com/escort/softqueen/

hahahaha

Her name starts with V

No b small motivational olosho
Always asking 4flight money to visit u.

awedeade:
When it comes to defending buhari & his nepotic governance, they are the most vocal, but when it comes to benevolence and helping the people they are mute and nowhere to be found

They should better change their name from MURIC to BUHARIC

thy are corrupt

Johnchyz:
WE SHOULD JUST FORGET THIS YEAR 2020, IT HAS BEEN BOOKED BY CORONAVID19. AND AS A MATTER OF FACT. I DON'T SEE IT GOING AND CONTAINING IT SO EASILY, THERE ARE CERTAIN THINGS THAT SHOULD BE LEFT ALONE. UPTILL NOW WE HAVE NOT FOUND A CURE FOR MALARIA, CANCER, DIABETES, NAME IT. CORONAVID19 IS LIKE IT HAVE COME TO STAY. BUT ITS LIKE THE GOVERNMENT IS RELAXING ON THIS FIGHT. IMAGINE I HEARD IT ON RADIO NIGERIA TODAY THAT DELTA STATE HAVE LIFTED BAN ON THE TOTAL LOCKDOWN DUE TO HARDSHIP.

very good

Rate of recovering is high
This lockdown is not necessary

komekn:
Wrong move by the government.

Ivory Coast is not an area with high infection rates, it's not Italy. No testing, no rational, just speculative negative assumption.

Then you put them in isolation and call them patients, what sickness "government Corona paranoia"

Are u sure,is not you thy are looking for?

juniorstar:
its not possible to really date a lady for at least 3months without seeing her without make up

eh

Very possible

Dis one don kolo oo

I'm not surprise


Thy high alot

Adasun:
Everything has it's own implication

positive and negative

daddytime:
Lol

Laff don bend my waist.

Who ask for una help?

Who die abroad own even better because the person get hope of reincarnating for him last known address/location.

Our government people na the real village people numero uno.

No contest.

u also ask Dem why now?

stanisbaratheon:
They probably want to come and see why people are not dying as expected.

hahahaha

Smartbrainfix:
There we go again! There have been reports on millions of faulty equipment coming from china to other countries; China hiding information about the number of deaths on this issue; online videos on some guy cleaning his feet with face masks; America and China trading words on who caused this coronavirus pandemic and many more... If these are fragments of rumour, then there must be elements of truth in them and if they are true, it should be a pointer to what the government should do! This is the moment we should be forward-looking on how to survive without these countries at least reduce over-dependence. Here is the moment for us to start documenting lessons we have learnt for future references. If we allow these people to come to our country, they will have first information about why the rate of infection is slow in Africa and who knows, if they are the cause, develop another strain of this virus to fight Africa.

No china don't joke with Nigeria ooo .(we boast dia economy)

But thy are not d best option now

Zayttoven:
With the global pandemic ravaging, we've all been advised to stay indoors.

This has given me time to self reflect and assess my life.

So, as the topic points out, what is/are your greatest accomplishments so far?.


Personally, I was able to acquire my Pilot licenses all the way to Type Ratings which is the most important.

And with some connections here and there, I secured a job at Etihad Airways.

I've got a decent salary, nice apartment, confirm ride.

I render assistance to the extended fam as much as I can.

My parents are happy, I'm happy.

Life's treating me right at least

Sure it's not all rosy but I'm not overlooking the good because of the bad.

Staying alive

J111333:
Before na to carry her go swim but now they have water proof make up. How they produced that, I no know.

If you say you wan pay her early morning surprise visit, you still won't catch her because they now have what they call light make up.

The only option na to bump into her in the bathroom when she dey shower.

how do thy remove water proof make up

freedomest:
Trust her, but

Verify her Beauty.
Verify her Sexuality.
Verify her Past.
Verify her spiritual views.
Verify her family.
Verify her honesty.
Verify her integrity level.
Verify her faithfulness.

Love her so much and never bring up her past again if you are okay with her personality.

Trust and investigate #olusegun obasanjo

Nonsense

Just look out what u will like ur children to be and enter

ALCOHOLKILLS:
who's even thinking of marriage I have a cute son and a daughter, what more do I need from a wore call woman...... I guess their filthy pussy to satisfy my Dickson

hahaha

Some marry wife bcoz of dia village ppl view

Goodnews


We don't need dis lockdown as number of recovrin is increasin everyday

Fiction

Tomiwa69:
Even a dumbo will tell u just carried an hoe-losho

bleechd hoe

Stunin beauty stuning beauty my foot.

Getintouch2004:
The weak and old were killed like this. Very bad

shameless Gun men

XhosaNostra:
Why do you pity them? I don't pity them one bit because nobody is obligated to stay in a relationship with a jerk. If they wanna spend the rest of their lives like that, that's their own headache.

The way I see it, people, men & women alike, are just going to stop falling in love. Too many damaged people & hurt people who bleed on others. The future of relationships looks bleak.

women are always in 4d highest bidder.


One guy4my area has bn foold

Lush100:
when I drove to Lagos last week Friday,
I saw some trucks, short trucks, yellow and white, they were moving equipment, between 5.30 to 6.00 pm (heading up country,we were using one carriage way but rain was hazy, at time , location was b4 we get to Foursquare land) on Lagos ibadan express way, I couldn't slow down to have a good view,
but my mind was wandering what could it be.
they were moving together following a line.
they were not construction co,
rcc was off road

what do u think could be dia

Lush100:
when I drove to Lagos last week Friday,
I saw some trucks, short trucks, yellow and white, they were moving equipment, between 5.30 to 6.00 pm (heading up country,we were using one carriage way but rain was hazy, at time , location was b4 we get to Foursquare land) on Lagos ibadan express way, I couldn't slow down to have a good view,
but my mind was wandering what could it be.
they were moving together following a line.
they were not construction co,
rcc was off road

what are u suspectin

MrNipplesLover:
if virus cases keep increasing and there is no cure for it yet, Nigeria will continue the lockdown streak.


I don tell people many times that this lockdown will be extended.

let's wait and see.

ppl are recovrin already

HazzanTazzan:
Some conspiracist on a voicenote today said the lockdown is to allow the fg install 5g satellites...

And that these satellites will kill a lot of people as it did in wuhan before china released coronavirus as a coverup for the killings caused by the 5g satellites...

Maybe once we see people starting to drop dead like we first saw in some videos from wuhan, we will know its not corona virus and its the 5g satellites killing people...

I also heard on the VN that fg accepted 1bn usd offer from china to install those 5g satellites in Nigeria...

Also heard UK collected same and has installed some of the satellites...

True or false, i dont know sha...

My observation: the few deaths we first saw from wuhan were of people dropping dead like having seizures and death... since that period, none of the coronavirus patients now have died that way...

Its highly possible that the claims of the 5g satellites turned on in wuhan around that period was what killed those people dropping dead on streets but i dont know how true it is that china released covid to cover up the death effects of the 5g satellites

what is the work of 5g sitelight

aimuan:
Bro I am not a sex type of guy,that's the reality. I don't know why many guys here are insulting me for making that choice.

if u like no sex her after marriage

1StopRudeness:
Hey y’all nairalanders come and look at this guy..

He said he has gone past sex, he’s not interested in pvssy, he just needs a wife...

aimuan......are u sure the engine room is working

can u imagine o

He is not interestd in pussy bt want 2wife her.

OrestesDante:


∆
Figures from NCDC are as reliable as fu**k!!!
Any thinking man should know that these figures are hyper deflated

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Some people were even negatively tested positive.

You are on your own in a country like this!!

∆

haha

What makes u tink so

Kaykay999:
Omo this world is full of mysteries.

Nah to settle the spirit wife or husband
My friend always settle his spirit wife every month at the river and she listens to him.
Material things,wealth,progress in any field and protection etc all these she will give to you,if only you will be loyal and avoid girls,sex

Sometimes some native doctors will break the bond with your spirit wife or husband but is very dangerous !! Don’t do it.
Settlement/peace talk will make them give you way to enjoy life
They will cease fire and understand that you need to enjoy life.Then no wahala for ur relationship
Steady sex lol
Girls will fall for you like mad !!!

Read what you wrote up dia,compare to d one down.


U r telling dsame ppl u asked to avoid sex,dat gals will fall 4dem die

holuwasheyiWGP:
It's impossible to drop someone off and forget bro. There's more than meets the eye. Some guys wave off spiritual phenomenon because of the lust. So many guys are carrying so many problems and diseases all in the name of f*cking

Oga even without lust or fvk,u can have spiritual problem or disease.

id911:
Don't pity me because I'm not possessed. The reason I never wanted to come on in here to share this experience of mine is because of responses like yours and other similar ones.

Let me tell you something, after my experience, I decided to go deeper in finding some certain things about fine girls, most extremely beautiful ladies you see around have one issue or the other. But you know what, not every guy they come across can share in their 'negative' issues. Some people tend to have unexplained natural defensive mechanism that wade off bad energy from having negative effects on them even without their knowledge.


Even HIV/Aids, no be everybody fit catch that disease, go make your findings

You are 100% correct.

tillaman:

Only God knows what really happened, you can trust the government at your own peril!!!

Adios fellow inmates!!!!

very true

Seun:
Highly unfortunate, if true. I hope it's not true but I also hope Aunty Kemi doesn't get into trouble for this tweet.

if it is true....no trouble 4him