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sinaj:
right behind u

jesusson22:
This couple's lovely pre-wedding photos have got people talking, just because of the size of the pretty bride-to-be, Betty...
#BETREX



http://www.thisisnaija.com/2017/03/the-hips-on-this-lady-in-these-pre.html?m=1

jesusson22:
The Benue State-born firefighter, who goes by the Instagram name Dooshima has advised Nigerian motorists to always give way to fire trucks because it could be their house on fire.

Read below:
"Next time you see our fire truck and don't pull over... just remember it could be your house or your loved one's house that's on fire. Always respect the fire siren Would you want me to rescue or practice our (CPR) skills on you?"


http://www.thisisnaija.com/2017/03/this-sexy-nigerian-female-firefighter.html?m=1

enshi:
Hi nairalanders ,

Pls i need advice from everyone. Pls if you have 800k at hand would you travel abroad to hustle (legally) or would you stay here in nigeria to start up somthing.??

If you are to travel pls which country can you vouch and if its business please which business can you suggest.

Thanks in anticipation for your credible, valuable and unabashed ideas/suggestions

thornapple:
I happen to know one that doesn't

Stevengerd:
That Could Be Us...

irririchris:
On February 14around the year 278A.D., Valentine, a holy priest in Rome in the days of Emperor Claudius II, was executed.
Under the rule of Claudius the Cruel, Rome was involved in many unpopular and bloody campaigns. The emperor had to maintain a strong army, but was having a difficult time getting soldiers to join his military leagues. Claudius believed that Roman men were unwilling to join the army because of their strong attachment to their wives and families.
To get rid of the problem, Claudius banned all marriages and engagements in Rome. Valentine, realizing the injustice of the decree, defied Claudius and continued to perform marriages for young lovers in secret.
When Valentine’s actions were discovered, Claudius ordered that he be put to death. Valentine was arrested and dragged before the Prefect of Rome, who condemned him to be beaten to death with clubs and to have his head cut off. The sentence was carried out on February 14, on or about the year 270.
Legend also has it that while in jail, St. Valentine left a farewell note for the jailer’s daughter, who had become his friend, and signed it “From Your Valentine.”
For his great service, Valentine was named a saint after his death.
In truth, the exact origins and identity of St. Valentine are unclear. According to the Catholic Encyclopedia, “At least three different Saint Valentines, all of them martyrs, are mentioned in the early martyrologies under the date of 14 February.” One was a priest in Rome, the second one was a bishop of Interamna (now Terni, Italy) and the third St. Valentine was a martyr in the Roman province of Africa.
Legends vary on how the martyr’s name became connected with romance. The date of his death may have become mingled with the Feast of Lupercalia, a pagan festival of love. On these occasions, the names of young women were placed in a box, from which they were drawn by the men as chance directed. In 496 AD, Pope Gelasius decided to put an end to the Feast of Lupercalia, and he declared that February 14 be celebrated as St Valentine’s Day.
Gradually, February 14 became a date for exchanging love messages, poems and simple gifts such as flowers.
Source: history.com

ucmark:
It's ok to be gay, don't ruin it for the rest of us that are into women. No offense

Kemperor:
Refinery

Fuqman:
I've a strict principle and policy on how to mingle with married women. The thing is, I find it incredibly rude and disrespectful to nail a married woman because I've uppermost importance for the institution of marriage. But lately, I kept on getting advances from these women in an event or public places.

You know what I don't get, how can married women pull the bull by the horn to start up a conversation but most single ladies, resist from such? sigh. ..

Friendzone:
Is it endearing, because he's old-school? Pathetic? Or totally cool?


Here are the opinions of some ladies :

#1. It's cool, I'll cook Myself

"I'm the Julia Child, and it doesn't bug me at all! We each have our strengths and hobbies. Cooking just happens to be one of mine." — Sabrina, 27

"I'm an aspiring Julia Child, and Kyle really didn't know how to cook so I've been teaching him. He made us dinner the other night and he can make lasagna and bake cookies by himself. He needs help sometimes, but he's willing to learn and try, which is very important. If he didn't care and just ate pizza every day or expected me to cook every time, it'd be a deal-breaker. I also don't blame him for it because his parents never bothered to teach him." —Amanda, 26


#2. We don't cook anyways

"Totally 100 percent cool if he can't cook because I live in New York and eat out or order in, anyway. But if he wants to cook, that is nice! That would be a nice but completely unnecessary bonus." — Jennifer, 27

"My husband and I both do not know how to cook. We have come to accept this and have a great relationship with Seamless.(Fast food)" —Randi, 35


#3. If He doesn't cook, it's no big deal

"I've enjoyed many good meals prepared by my lovers, and I am a competent cook as well. But some of my very important relationships have been with men who don't cook or shouldn't cook. Everybody in my family is a good cook, so I'd rather he doesn't cook if he's bad at it." — Tracy, 37

"No biggie. I can cook, or we can order in or go out. And he can always pick up a thing or two as we go." —Sarah, 36


#4. It's all about learning and making an effort

"My husband lived on bachelor chow before we met: top ramen, hot dogs, cereal. When we started dating and I started cooking real food, he took an interest in learning and now I'd say he cooks about 20 percent of our dinners." — Colleen, 30

"He has to be able to cook at least SOMETHING or be willing to suck at it trying." —Jen, 36


#5. He has to be able to cook, No exceptions!

"If a guy is over the age of 29 and can't cook for himself, at least a few meals, it's just sad." —Kate, 31

"It was cute when we were dating. Not so cute anymore!" —Kelsey, 33


Ladies, what do you think?, let Us into your heads , I work hard in life so as to enable me get some things I don't have!! (I hate cooking as a guy and I just can't cook. I can't even boil water for tea, talk much more of noddles).i rather get food from an eatry for decade(s),than cook even for once.
Not to pleasant sha

fineboynl:
whenever I am walking towards opposite direction with any girl and our eyes meets. when I remove my focus either downward or any other direction for two seconds and then focus it back on them they all lost focus balancing and control or self confident.

I have been studying this for a long time now. what is the issue why they don't want to look back and lost balancing.

koife:
Hello house,
Permit me start by introducing myself. I am Efiok joseph, I hold Bachelors of Science Degree in Marine chemistry(2008), Masters of Science Degree in Chemistry(materials science and explosives-NDA:Distinction :4.4-2016). I may not be the best brain around but I am humble, teachable and versatile. I am putting up this thread because at this stage in my life, I am having a great pressure within and outside my sphere of influence. I have done everything I think is worthwhile to have a descent life. I Am almost feeling frustrated and depressed, this is due to the fact that at 30+ and still living in my parents house (insult me if you like), I feel I am just alone in this entire world. I can barely afford basic need of life. Before you crucify and blame everything on my laziness, let me give a bit of what I have been up to lately.

Rewind to 2008/2009- I had a job with a hotel..was paid seven thousand as start up, I took up the job not even considering my academic status, I believed in God, while I was there, I was able to save money and I enroled in many trainings and seminars. Some include basic safety course, customer service relationship, I also obtained a diploma in basic ict/computer appreciation, oil tanker farmilirization, LNG HSSEQ and other related oil and gas certificate courses. I saved enough money to buy a car and registered business name as a logistic enterprise, I was able to get an office space for that but some how high taxing and unfriendly business environment made me close down the office and returned to taxi (town drop) services. I had an accident and was forced to sale the car into instead of total loss, i could no longer afford my rent and moved in with my parents, i was devasted. As the saying goes that quitters never win and winners never quit, I picked up my pieces, swallowed my pride and enrolled in sure-p, luckily I made it through the selection process and I was placed as an intern with an entertainment company with 15k take home after all sortings.

I simultaneously ran this alongside my MSc program which I almost single handedly sponsored myself till late last year..well, I had a further knock when in lost my 4yrs+ relationship, my fiancee who was hitherto very supportive left without any sign, I went bipolar, I hated life and depression set in. I sometimes wonder if there anyone out there with my kind of experience....as I write this I am sited on the road side, I am confused, I am tired, I am teary...I sometimes think I have offended God so much that he has forgotten about me. I have updated my CV, I have applied for countless jobs, adjusting my CV accordingly. I have tried my hands on all sort of things, from marketing job, phone call business, laundry services trust me, have hustled. Many times I have contemplated suicide but I know its not the best option coz I would break the heart of my parents and all those who believed and invested in me and most importantly, God. I have listened to lost of motivational/inspirational CD to stir my faith, but trust me its as if its taking forever, I am losing it BIG TIME. I bought form for PhD this yr but on a second thought I considered I need a stable source of cash flow to to balance my life in whatever endeavour going forward and my parents are aging, so I dropped the idea.

I have read of stories here on Nairaland about people who carried placard and some how were lucky, while others give testimonies on how God visited them. i am using this opportunity to beg you all for your assistance for a JOB or a loan.....I have written my proposals for companies telling them about the ideas I have but some of them end up hijacking them. I seriously need an urgent help, even if as PA, voluntary, paid, partial paid...anything' I am ready to relocate if need be.
Thank you and God bless you.
Kindly reach me through
08030972730,08078661082

hylyne:
Babes as you go home for Xmas, this is how
to know where guys came back from.
1. Any guy with too many pictures and
plenty story is from London (he has no money)

2. Any guy that shares knock-out and
balloons is from China (he has no money and he is not going back)

3. Any guy that wears singlet every were he
goes is from Lagos (he has no money, he just came to
eat mama thank u)

4. Any guy that wears kito slippers is from
Togo, Gabon or Cotonou (he has no money, he came so
that mama will help him borrow money from the village
meeting)

5. Any guy that ties head-tie or wears big
combat short is from USA, (they are stingy)

6. Any guy that wears ear ring and has a
macho stature is from South Africa (he has no money, he only came to the villa to hide from narcotic police)

7. Any guy that wears Jersey is from Spain,
Germany, France or Brazil (shishi them no get and na
them do shakara pass)

8. Any guy that has red coloured paper
money is from Korea (their money is near to zero value)

9. Any guy that wears tracksuit always is
from Canada (they have small but na only drink they fit
buy for you)

10. Anyone that carries gadgets like laptop,
iphone and bb up n down come from Malaysia and he go sell all of them by January to complete travel money.
Stay with your man oooo,to avoid had I know in january,by that time you no go see them again...............
I don talk my own!

Amelian:
Check the profile

Friends 4 life!
U jump., I jump boo

lady2lady:
Hey!

It's night already

So the question is : Can You Fart In Front Of Your Bf/Gf ?? Or Would You Quietly Step Aside And Release The Stuff ??


Be truthful oh abeq ..

dbiljmer:
Hello Nairalander
Am in a dilemma on the proper way to do this...
I have a friend(a lady) a very cute and brainy one at that but she has an issue i guess she's unaware of which is some offensive odour emanating from her... The odour gets worse as a function of time... e. g in the morning it's not as offensive as leta in the day or atimes vice-versa...
We happen to be a little close, i did made a promise to take her out(for lunch) sometimes ago... But when i met her as planned, the odour i heard put me off... It was very thick.... She asked why i did that, i gave some flimsy excuse... Now my question is, Can i inform her about this?
If yes, what's the proper way of doing so without hurting her feelings/ego?
or do I just ignore?

Nma27:
Lol... We should have a market where one can go price husband sef

dultmax:
Here are some lessons based on my experience in life….

1. Love is never enough reason to marry….If you love a lady so much and a “RAT” in her family is not happy with the union…..Please leave even if she tells you it is just a RAT….That RAT might turn out to be a “god” they worship in their family

2. If you are in a serious relationship with a “poor guy” and a “rich guy” is asking for your hand in marriage….My dear, if you love the “rich guy” marry him because of the love….don’t marry him cos of money. Money only gives him an edge over the poor guy

3. Don’t break the relationship because he is “poor”. Not all ladies are destined to marry rich guys.

4. There is a huge difference between being wealthy and being happy. Set your priorities right. If you want wealth, take your “job” serious, if you want happiness, take your “life” serious
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5. Sometimes, the only tool some ladies have to get your attention is to say bad things about you. Not all the time they intend to hurt you with their bad mouth

6. I never hurt anyone, why is someone trying to hurt me?...I laff in Swahili…the reason why people is trying to hurt you most times is beyond your comprehension

7. Physical and spiritual growth has no alternative to survive the hurdles of this life.

8. Sorcery, spells, voodoo, charms are the cheapest and the most common weapon people will use to fight you. Be prepared

9. Running away from sin is the best; however committing a sin to save your life shouldn’t be something you live to regret. Just say Astagfirllah ..Allah will forgive you.

10. When you are in dilemma about choosing between what God wants and pleasing fellow humans…I advice you please your fellow humans…God forgives….Humans doesn’t.

11. For critics about quotes 9 and 10….Remember the hadith of the prophet (SAW) which makes Haram something you can eat in times when Hallal is unavailable…be wise.

12. Don’t expect any help from “rich people” close to you. They will disappoint you after giving them your best.

13. You pray and Allah haven’t answer your prayers….relax my dear, he is only testing your faith. Paradise is meant only for those who believes and gives glad tidings.

14. Everyone in this world have their own problems. If you think yours is much, hear out what others have to say and you will have reasons to embrace your problems and say ALHAMDULILLAH

15. Heaven and hell is not free… you attitude takes you either to heaven or to hell. Judge yourself…if you die today, where do you think you will end up?

16. It is wiser for you to marry a “bad girl” from a good home than to marry a “good girl” from a bad home. Do some background checks about the family of that good girl before you propose.

17. A man has been wooing you for about a year now and you still think he is not “good enough” for you. Surely you will end up with someone who will not even value you.

18. You broke the heart of the first man cos ur heart tells you he is not good for you, another man comes and your family rejected him and so you break his heart too…I pity you…None of them will forgive you. You should have consulted your heart and family before starting up any relationship with them in the first place

19. When you sin against God you say “Astghfirllah” is there any word in the holy books you will say when you sin against people? Be prepared for the consequence

20. Don’t call people to “WAR” when you know you will retreat. It will appear to them as if you sent them on a suicide mission and may never forgive you for that.

21. If an “OLD WOMAN” determines the future of her family members where they have “ADULT MALE CHILDREN” hmmm evil forces are ruling

22. When a woman decided to deal with you…even the devil will cry for you. Beware of women.

23. You threatened to kill me if I ever show up in your door step again…I laff in baruba…does showing up at your door step increase my account balance?…mtchew..NONSENSE

24. A busty lady asks “D 1, wont you cut your beards?” I replied..reduce your boobs and I will cut my beards…she said it is endowment I also said my beards is also endowment…she smiles and calls me a bastard…am I a bastard?

25. All those ladies who fell victims of my playboy life should please forgive me. I’ve turned a new leaf and now ready to compensate them with some token…just send your account details to my inbox…you will receive alert before Monday.

26. Remember to add the reason for the break up in the message…. I will not compensate you if you are the one that call off the relationship

27. I have decided to love again..so if you are single and searching, then chat me up…we might get married.

28. Age is not a factor but the older you are….the richer you must be. I won’t entertain anyone above 35 who still expects me to take responsibilities of her kids from another father

29. Don’t laugh at my quotes. I don’t intend to make you laff…all I want is for you to learn from my experience.
30. For those who wants to know why the lady in quote 24 wants me cut my beards.... I've added pictures of me with and without beards for you to judge.

Thanks for reading

RoyalGoat:
Hey guys, I know this may sound unbelievable but it's something happening to me.

It's been more than two years, close to three that I have been having this inability to be emotional, be it mutual or personal. At first I thought it was just for the moment but being two years now I'm beginning to exercise some concerns. I literary don't feel attraction to the opposite sex, I mean I don't feel anything at all.

I sincerely don't know why I'm like this, I know a man should be able to express conditional and personal feelings towards that one unique and exceptional person, and since I can't, the question I ask is this:

"What could be wrong with me?"

Lalasticlala and farano, you guys might want to help with this.

Ifakiland:
I'm not a very wealthy nor handsome guy, I've just got this "badboy" persona gals can't seem to resist....and this has turned me into a serial loverboy.....presently I av one serious gf, 3 semi serious gfs and abt 5 unserious gfs with numerous flings here and dere....I'm even owing my semi serious gfs a combination of abt 50k, of which I don't know how am gonna pay bk sef. I just tire.
How do I end all dis and stick to one gf

M2dX:
That is like the ugliest part of the body and basically used for excretion, then why
do humans like to look at other's butt?

QueenSuccubus:



Know what she likes to do or What hobbies that makes her heart melt then ur oga can nail them down


Some women like me material things can't impress us.. Juz spend ur quality time with us and I'll assure u thats worth more than the iPhone7 + the G-wagon shii...

damilola8775:
c'mon man u've taken dis stuff a bit personal,if they decide to hv it lyk dat jez allow dem...moreover da issue of da prophet marrying a twelve yrs old girl,try to get da fact pls,u dnt nid to speak rubbish looking intelligent,read wide nd u will understand arabs mature faster nd their menstrual cycle begins earlier which spurs dem to venture into marriage earlier..hre in Nigeria also,we've seen and heard of girls nt more than 8 or 9 getting pregnant,so that is done in order to curb any kind of fornication dat might surface due to da sexual urge...read wide nd u will understand tins!

kellystech:
Please I need a solution to this problem, my Honda baby boy doesn't steem fine in the morning. I took it to my mechanic he told me we need to change the 6 plugs which I did and the problem is still there. Nw his saying I will need to service my nozzle but I don't know if that will be the solution. After the engine gets hot it steems very fine