sinaj:
open roof sex

, hahahahah. SJ,which 1 be open roof Bleep again.

sexybbstar:
Would you?

,hmmmm madam,na USD b that oo

mhizpinky:


thank u

, so sorry for my comment on your post.i was just upset with you for not seeing that your man is just using you as an intimate gadget for satisfaction.i am a guy and I know when we guys want to toy with ladies. And secondly it seems you don't want to accept reality. Believe me,I don't think your guy is ready and willing to settle down with you for now.from your narration, the hand writing is clear on the wall.

Seunosewapenis:
plis i really need help

, for sure.i see,you really need help. SMH

Seunosewapenis:
plis i really need help

, for sure.i see,you really need help.

mhizpinky:
I av been with my guy for almost 2yrs now nd we're planning an intro dis year ending.
we're 80% diff in all sense but I like it because I don't really like a man I will tell something and would just say yes to it.
but d case is becoming worrisome, to him I can't say who I am or how he place me. all he want is full satisfaction of sex and nothing more. d moment u talk about marriage den its a case. Fast forward to Saturday morning when I change my status on Facebook to "in relationship with" him. Immediately he saw it he called me to remove it as he doesn't like which I did immediately too
but I don't know d status doesn't change and I was so surprised wen he called me with an angry voice dat y didn't I change d status
dats wen I felt confused
please help me Is it dat he doesn't really love me or is DAT policy or wat?

,, mumu girls, everywhere.

sonofLuci:
Guys, this is my opinion : NEVER TAKE GIRLS SERIOUSLY.

So I currently have a real good friend who is very pretty, I have been with her for 2 months now and tried asking her out but she says she has a boyfriend, she even showed me the guys picture p, the guy showers her with lots and lots of gifts, dude even got her an iPhone 7.

She said the dude treats her well, but do you know that with all these things the nigga doing for this babe she aint satisfied?

She is still banging another nigga outside, who that nigga? Me.

I asked her to visit me about 2 weeks ago, so she came, one thing led to the other and we got down, bleeped her fair pussy, mehn it was hot.

I thought it was just a one time thing, maybe she didn't mean to do it cause she made it really clear she loves her guy and they in good term, she just even uploaded a new pic of them on her fb.

Me on the other hand I have no girlfriend, so I was really Hot few days back so I decided to try her since we already bleeped ones and below is the chat.

, oga this is not a thing to celebrate on,because as guys in relationships with ladies you might in one way or the other taste this same pill. In general context, ladies ain't loyal no matter a guy's effort.

sexybbstar:
SAVE OUR HUSBANDS!

Why do husbands in Africa die most times before wives? A husband in Africa in most cases is under intense tension because he is responsible for:

Children school fees
House rents
Electricity bills
Medical bills
Generator fuel & repairs
Car fuel and repairs
Feeding of family
Clothes for children
Xmas and New year bills
Furniture &House maint
In-laws wahala/demand
His own aged parents
His siblings most times
His wife's demands
Vigilante bills
Erecting Building
Religious demands
Family social bills
Electronics bills
Recharge cards
Extended family bills
Community demands

On top of the above, he also faces:

Wife stress/insults
Boss stress at work
Police stress on the way
Area boys stress
Kidnappers fear
Friends stress
Economy stress
Fear of job loss
Unemployment pains
Armed Robbery stress
Children misbehaviour
Neighbours stress
Bank loan paymnt stress
Witchcraft stress
Demonic attack stress
Sex stress
....and so on! OMG!!

Are these reasons not enough for all African Wives to understand and give their husbands peace at home? Are men not trying? How can an African man with this kind of load be romantic like an American man? Women, please give your husband peace at home. Encourage your husband. Stop being sarcastic to him. Except if you like to join the widows club early! Note:
That club is not funny. Ask members. Help your husband. Contribute to the family. Be a helper. Be submissive. Stop nagging. Build your home and marriage. It is not greener outside there. Don't be deceived!!
Let our men and husbands live long like you. Men dey beg una.





This is all about a woman
https://www.nairaland.com/3859779/all-woman-respect

, I feel appreciated when ever I see understanding reasoning like this coming from ladies, especially this our 21century ladies. Most women won't understand what we usually go through and challenges we usually face in our everyday life. Especially, when you are an only son. It's always facing up of challenges. In your family home and your marital home.

Jxm001:
I am a bit worry that my wife said f..k me while we made love this weekend. She had never said that before even while we were still dating. The thing is that i complained abt her sex life recently but i wasn't expecting her to use the F word. I would have be more comfortable if she had say something else. I think her browsing through the internet due to my complaint gave her this idea. How can i tell her i dont want her to ever use such word again and at the same time not make her feel bad.

, hahaha.its simple bro, just playfully bring up the issue and jokingly remind and ask her what made her use such words, then in that same spirit of joke tell her not to use such words as it is not proper for her (or both of you) status. But pls,let it be with joke and humour you tell her all these ooo!!.or else hmmmm

nusto:
View Source: https://www.trendiee.com/news/boy-dies-car-left-locked-car-mother-went-lover-hotel-room/

An eight-year-old child died on Sunday in Bumula, Bungoma County of Kenya, when his mother left him in a locked car.

The woman and her lover are said to have gone to a hotel room near Mateka market and left the child in the vehicle without the engine running.

Mateka location Chief Julius Barasa said the woman was identified as Christine Nasimiyu.

“They left him with three bottles of soda but the baby died due to lack of fresh air,” said the chief.

Police rescued the couple from an angry mob seeking to lynch them.

The two were arrested and taken to the Bumula Police Station while the body of the boy was taken to the Bungoma County Referral Hospital mortuary.

Joseph Lupao, a children’s welfare officer, condemned the two for abandoning the child in the car.

“This is absurd and very wrong – a child has died due to carelessness. They should be charged in court,” he said.

View Source: https://www.trendiee.com/news/boy-dies-car-left-locked-car-mother-went-lover-hotel-room/

, satisfaction, just gone back.kenyans and their odd stories always.

[quote author=FTrebirth post=57425030][/quote], hmmmmm.na wa oo!!.awuf don over run una belle.

Livinus56:
It all started when my sister came for a holidays and I saw a picture of this pretty young lady in her phone which capture my interest. my sister told me that she is a niece to her fiance. then I try and got her contact through my sister and before you know it, we have become very close to the extent that a day doesn't pass without hearing from each other. she sent me a lot of her picture and I must confess that she is a beauty to behold. then I starting toasting her and I was very Happy because she was also interested in me. that's how our relationship began, we spoke on phone and chatted online for a year and two months before we finally meet each other, then we already develop a lot of affection for each other and we know a lot about each other, because we were so open from the very beginning. the night I meet her for the first time at the pack was magical, and our journey together home will forever remain engraved in my memory and no matter what happened I will forever cherish those moment. then I didn't need to introduce her to my parents because they already knew her very well. she introduce me to her own parents who seems to love me as well, the mother couldn't stay for a week without hearing from me, so everything was going quietly well between us and our families. she has this dream of going to high institution so I encourage her to because am not yet ready to settle down. and to the glory of God she was able to get admission a year ago, so everything was going smoothly for us until last week. when I want to see my sister in school because she wasn't feeling well and my fiancee happened to be the one taking care of her. so after spending like a week there my sister was ok but a day before I returned something happened. I don't normal go through her phone, but on that faithful evening I was watching pictures in her phone when my sister called her to accompany her to buy some food stuff. she wanted to collect the phone but seeing that am not done yet she decided to wait. but my sister told her to leave the phone because they won't stay long, and that was how she left the phone with me. I notice that she agitated a little before leaving phone for me, so I decided to go through all her contacts and behold I run into this whatsapp contact that she save with my (soul mate). I check to see if that was my contact but it wasn't, so I read all their massage there and I find out it was her former boyfriend, who travel to Europe about two years ago and going by their chat it's obvious that they maintained their relationship all this while. she did spoke to me about the guy right from the very beginning, she even confess to me that she loved the guy so much then, as he was the first man in her life and the one that take away her virginity. she also told me that she find something in that guy that she doesn't like, and that they were already having problems before he travel. I latter find out that she save my own number with (my further hope) I try to control myself that evening because I didn't want to create sin in front of my young sister, I was very hungry that evening and she knew it, but when she finish cooking I refuse to eat. she almost cry begging me to eat but I refuse. during d night I didn't allow her to touch me and I was supposed to go in the afternoon but I left very early in the morning. she and my sister see me off to the pack. she was crying asking me what she did wrong but I was so hurt to talk to her. when I left she called me countless times but I never pick her call nor reply her messages. I didn't communicate with her for two days until my sister called me begging me to at least tell her what she did wrong. then I decided to reply her message, she wanted to denial it but when she find out that I already know everything, she confess to me that he is her boyfriend who she has told me about before. it's true that she told me sometimes ago that the guy always call her, but what I didn't know is the fact that she still see the guy as her soul mate why I remain her further hope. I simply told her it's over between us, but she has bn pleading to me since to forgive her and give her a second chance. she claim that she love me so much and cannot imagine her life without me. so my fellow nairaland. if u were in my shoe what will you do? I still love her but I don't trust her anymore. should I let her go once and for all or give her another chance. I need a matured advice please.

,,i will simply pull off the shoes.

bayocute:
I and my ex gf jes cut ties yesterday evening. I caught her in a pre-intimacy act with anoda guy and i felt sad. I asked her what could have led to this and she gave me sum lame excuses. I satisfied my ex with everytin, bought her Tecno W4 with my handouts and foodstuffs money bcus she said she loves it and want it. Bought her so many tins so she won't luk outsyd. Of recent, she told me she needs to get sum books cost 7,000. I told er dat she knows abt my status. I'm not yet working, i'm still a student, she replied dat she undastand bt d book is more important. I had to borrow d money for her till now, i'm still paying debts. Now, if i'm rich and comfortable and i decided to retaliate, they wuld say men x cruel.. But i've decided to learn my lesson.. I've cried and cried. But d deeds as already bin done.. These is what brokeness have deprived me of.."Feelings, love, trust, respect nd affection". I wished i'd neva met her.. This is my own predicatement..

, you lose cash when chasing ladies,but you get ladies when chasing cash. My 2cent advice. Take heart, and make your decision.money First, then, ,,,,,,,,,,,your choice.

shellworker:
By Pastor Sophia

It is not difficult to know if a lady really genuinely loves you.

At the same time, it is also not difficult to know if a lady does not love you. No matter how well or long she pretends, there will be certain signs that will point to the fact that she does not love you.

Once you observe these signs, you need to move on with your life

There is no point flogging the relationship.

Here are some of the signs

1. She will not be excited about you

Once a lady always, all of the time is cold, unexcited, and irritable around you, she does not really love you and does not enjoy your company.

2. She does not talk about you to her friends

Usually ladies are relational and love to talk about the relationships in their lives.

When a lady is in love, she doesn't hide it. If she is not talking about you, you probably don't hold a special place in her heart. Click To Tweet

3. She has other male friends and hides them from you

Once you are not the only guy in her life and she hides other guys from you, she doesn't really love you. She has other hidden agenda.

Her text messages are all private. She walks away to pick calls. Her heart may not be with you.

4. She criticizes you a lot and compares you with other guys

A lady that does not value you and keeps comparing you with other guys will most likely leave you.

She does not love you enough to accept you.

5. She openly embarrasses you

A lady that does not respect you but publicly embarrasses you, does not really love you. It doesn't mean much to her to hurt your feeling. She does not really care.

6. She does not stay or keep in touch

A lady that "forms" busy all the time and doesn't stay in touch does not really loves you.

When a lady loves you, she will always want to be around you.

7. She does not pray or intercede for you

When a lady loves a guy she prays for him and talks to God about him.

If she has never prayed for you, if she doesn't talk to God about your progress, she does not really love you. Click To Tweet

8. She will not give to you

She doesn't have to give a guy expensive things but her willingness and readiness to share what she has is a sign that she loves the guy.

If a lady is always receiving gifts from you without giving you anything in return, she does not love you.

9. She will not keep you informed about her personal and private life

A lady does not love you if she does not inform you about our personal life.

If she keeps vital personal details of her life, past or present from you, she does not love you. Click To Tweet

10. She can not verbalize her love

Once a lady cannot say categorically that she loves you, then she does not love you.

Usually, a lady should find it easy to say, "I love you" if she does.

So if she has never said she loves you and does not show it in her actions that she loves you, she really does not love you.

I pray that God will give us more understanding.

,hmmmm these ladies things. Ok oo

nwaimostate5:
I opened this new moniker just to lay my frustrations as typical Nigeria youth who is tired of the whole system.

when I was in secondary school I was among the best in my class,is either I came first, second or third I never had any position below them.
my parents were so happy and proud of me and vow to train me up to University education even if it will cost them starving just make sure I attend University because they were poor.
After hearing this from them I became so happy and elevated (remember those feelings then that u will go to University, those feelings no be here) at that time I don't think about anything else except University, jamb,post utme , life in campus and any other thing relating to University.
I wrote my first jamb in 2009, scored above 260, then score relatevely high post utme but I was denied admission in one of the federal University in Nigeria not because I didn't meet the cut off mark but because I don't have money to runs the admission,I lost the admission that year and became so frustrated and dejected.
let Make it short, i have been writing jamb from 2009 till lastly in 2013 when I got admission to study marketing in one the state University in South East.
I,m in my final year now studying marketing just few months for me to graduate.
You may be wondering while i,m writing this,now let me tell you.
I,m writing this first because ......
1 I,m frustrated right now because after graduation I will start roaming the streets looking for job.
2 Had it been I use those time I spent in writing jamb and do business by now I would have been s millionaire by now.
3 Had it been my parents advice me to learn trade by now I would have been my own oga controlling millions.
4 I have to start afresh and enter the streets for hustling because there is no jobs out there, so why the certificate when I can read and write with secondary education.

Then, why did I spent all the years looking for certificate that I may not use tomorrow because streets pays more than salary.
I remember how I hustle during holidays to meet up the needs in school thinking after graduation good jobs are there waiting for me.
Should I said I wasted my time acquiring University education or what, somebody should answer me.
I think I regret Ever going to University.

,i reason with you bro.but no knowledge is waste.i was lucky during my days because I combined the both( school and learning of trade). Today I am a proud sole proprietor and a graduate. Guess what?? I can't even remember the wardrobe I kept in my certificate. But it's never too late to start bro.especially when age is still on your side. You can still make it, Go grab it!! My little contribution sha

FromZeroToHero:
My wife loves sex so much. She likes to have it at least twice everyday. Sometimes she'll wake me up at midnight and start demanding for sex. I'm not comfortable with it. It makes me to loose sexual appetite. It's not as if i don't like sex, but i prefer it at most thrice a week. Please how do i handle her without hurting her feelings.

, atimes,we men can be so so damn funny. I pray you don't come back here complaining when reverse becomes the case.learn to accept situations,atimes. Social media, not the best option atimes.my opinion, though.

dewums:
Hello guys and ladies .... happy weekend.


lets do a thread: what is the dumbest thing youve ever thought of as a kid.?
let me start.....i thought you just needed to look back for the car to go in reverse.

, hmmmm

Xway:
For some years now I was just taking it easy, not looking to date, and just went out just to grab a drink and chill. My anti social personality contributed to this though.

After this years, I was ready to defy all odds to find a girl of my own But one issue I am repeatedly running into is that many girls i ave talked to don't trust me,especially when expressing my feelings to them. They expect me to be unfaithful, sleep around, etc. and I am not like that at all.

One of the main issues I encounter is when girls "lock up" when I try talking to them. Any sort of "daygame" approach has this potential, as girls sometimes freeze and can't really act normally around me.

This can sometimes happen even when I've seen the girl a second or third time, and they still can't quite relax.

I have gotten slightly discouraged by this.

One woman in particular was a) angry with me at first, b) then very nervous then c) ignored me completely the third time I spoke to her.
It is just discouraging.
Girls why do u tink all guys cheat ,or that some guys are really playboy even when it's is clear that the guys feeling is definitely a sincere one.

, so what you guys are trying to tell us now is, "because a guy is fair,makes him automatically good look and must be accepted by every lady,abi"??.. ok oo, God help us, we the "dark and Un fair guys".

ruggedised:

Most times people who go out of their way to make a living must have encountered a lot of challenges and discouragements. It is wrong and unfair to judge them because wicked people pushed them out of their way. I don't really know how I'm gonna handle this. This is the second time my shop will be attacked. This time around they cleared all my goods(everything). I wake up this morning with calls flying through my phone. Just for my kid brother to send me this pictures. Nairalanders What have I done to deserve this I feel like killing myself. All the money I have been saving from nysc is gone. Back to square 1 ..... crying

, bro,just pray and spread out info about the robbery, eventually the thief will be caught when he goes out to sell some of the stuff. There must be an insider or somebody living within that area.dont give up, ok.just hope.the lord is your strength and will see you through.

Nofuckgiven:
As told by Enwongo C. Cleopas.

I remember a colleague bragging once how he slept with a girl and immediately she lost her respect before him. I was honestly confused and I thought there was something wrong with him. I asked him, 'what about your own respect?' Overtime, from football centres, to visiting barbing salons and from being around guys, I have come to see that some men really think this way.

Both of us have 'sex' and I am the one that loses respect? Amazing! Throw such stories away. If any respect will be lost, then it's going to be mutual. That popular belief of a girl losing respect from having sex is nonsense. Oh wait? The guy will be decorated with medals and a uniform? Of course not! Both respect will go and find their square root.
If you sleep with a prostitute, you're a brostitude/prostitute. Ain't no one gonna wonna claim sanctimonious. Gone are those days I believed hypocritical teachings that come cloaked as 'a one sided virtue' in the name of religion or culture. Be gone small satan.

You teach your daughters to close their legs, also teach your sons to zip their pants. There is no free pass for anyone. Both should take responsibility for their sexual lives and choices.

Before you shame a woman for having sex with you, I am going to shame you first. Shame shame shame, shame!

"O boy, you people should come see o, this girl is so cheap, after one month she had sex with me". Heard this at the barbers and I laughed seriously. Are you daft? You're the cheap one. You're so cheap that you tie your worth to your sexual experiences and you project it on others. It is so unfortunate that your entire worth lies between your legs.

If a woman becomes dirty after you touch her, the problem is with your hands and not her. You're the dirty one. You soiled her. If a woman loses respect after sleeping with you, you're the one with the problem. You had no respect at all for her or yourself. Go fix your self! I don't think that anyone who has self worth will lose respect for a person after sex. The reason you're saying you lost respect for her is because you never respected her to begin with. Infact you have no respect for people. You just wanted to get laid and go. Oya, take a bow. Your excuse or attempt at shaming her speaks to something inside you. It has nothing to do with the other person.

Isn't it sad that you think so poorly of yourself that any person who has contact with you loses their value/respect?
In fact, I think it is immaturity and yeyeciousness that will make a person attempt at shaming another for an act they too were a part of. ‎

Your penis does not dictate the value of the vagina. Vice versa. Both are body parts, not a measuring or value meter. Both are answerable to the pleasure they sought.

In the words of my mentor, 'did I ask you to place any value between my legs? Was I there when you kept respect in my thighs?' is you okay? That politics of respectability and virtue selectivity has no place around me. No, sex isn't ugly, you're the one.‎ And shaming people for something so beautiful and natural is beyond me. If your faith frowns at pre-marital sex, honestly stick with abstinence. It starts and ends with you. Don't project it on others. And if your faith or personal beliefs doesn't, take responsibility for your actions alone.

Ta ta yo yo se Facebook mi. Ta ta yo yo se ufokabasi ko. ke ukpono Deacon Monday, please don't try to preach here. This is not that time. Remain blessed and have a wonderful weekend. ‎

,,, hmmmmmm, nice 1 though.

Martins98:



Source: https://www.google.com.ng/amp/s/www.thesun.co.uk/news/3544486/hairdresser-virgin-wait-until-soulmate-too-attractive/amp/

, hmmmm, when the likes of nicki minaj are claiming to be virgins ,how much more this new born baby. "If I hear", vir,,,,,, gini??

bigCassava:
My friend called me yesterday. He is in a mess already and been enduring for long. His joystick is 6inches but his wife complains of his stuff,that its too small. What is your advice for him? Dey just wedded last yr august.
The guy married her already deflowered

, I won't be you, then.

Chrismario:
As shared by a facebook user.


**************
I'm not saying you shouldn't be using cassava, cucumber,carrot,candle and the likes as it pleases you.

Just saying you should handle that with care and save us from typing get well soon

#Girlsbeware

,big cassava, in tecno's voice.

ijustdey:






http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/05/delta-one-killed-6-buildings-razed-girlfriend/

, because of woman?

Freeman50:
Ofcourse it makes your food taste alot nicer probably because of those feet stamping the palm fruits over and over to extract the oil! yuk!


This one Na yolo#

, it is done with hands ,in my village.

Mrop:
Is this true love or...



Source ::http://www.praizeblog.com/2017/05/see-this-young-nigerian-man-and-his.html?m=0


Cc lalasticlala fynestboi

,,, if I hear love!!.

purpledove:
Im a graduate, a year gone after my Nysc and nothing tangible to keep up with, though ive been saving and now have 70k ....what kind of business can I start with 70k Please I need your advice and help

,meet a dealer /distributor of drinks like nigeria breweries, guiness,coca-cola or 7up(both soft and strong) explain yourself to him ,the amount you have at hand and ask him to assist you.pls,be honest with him.you can either retail or distribute too,depending on your market and desire to succeed in business. Mind you, people must drink.

eyamensah:
Please i would love to know how many litres of fuel is left when a Car's fuel indicator shows red...any ideas please?

,,I don't know if those fuel warning lights of my car are still working. honestly speaking, my car has never shown any of these light(orange or red). Although, I don't allow the fuel gauge meter to drop below the quarter thank.over 2years ,now.

Alero3Arubi:
Why must you pick your food.
Are you trying to watch your weight?

Why must you like salad and vegetables as your favorite meal.
Are you on a diet for health reasons?

Why will you always tell me you are not hungry.
Are you fasting?

Why must you remain skinny after we have gotten married.
Do you have AIDS?

Biko if you are a man here and you don't have a large appetite I no do. First of all you must not be an African and you must not be from the south south.
Because if you are you would have tasted ogbono soup with broken marriage fish and okporoko plus cow leg swallowed with yellow eba.
Or is it starch with Banga soup prepared with cow ear and beretete.
Or afang with loiloi and correct goat meat.
Or plantain peppersoup with egbedegin and turkey wings.

Or is it pap and moi moi with fish fillets?

Oga I don't want to make you fat if that's what you are thinking I just want to make you have some flesh and glowing skin.

Biko I love to cook and experiment in the kitchen so if you don't have a good appetite Abeg just park one side and don't near me.

I cook and I want someone who eats.

, abeg I take my leave!!

nnamdiosu:


Hi bro. I know how u feel but trust me...its gonna be all right. Just trust in God. He is the one who will provide for u. I'm telling u. Salary, investment, savings can't for it. Only God. If you've seen someone u wanna settle down with, take it to God and he will do the rest.

PS: invite me to the wedding.

, hahahaha. Surely I will. From 2020 sha