dultmax:
Here are some lessons based on my experience in life….

1. Love is never enough reason to marry….If you love a lady so much and a “RAT” in her family is not happy with the union…..Please leave even if she tells you it is just a RAT….That RAT might turn out to be a “god” they worship in their family

2. If you are in a serious relationship with a “poor guy” and a “rich guy” is asking for your hand in marriage….My dear, if you love the “rich guy” marry him because of the love….don’t marry him cos of money. Money only gives him an edge over the poor guy

3. Don’t break the relationship because he is “poor”. Not all ladies are destined to marry rich guys.

4. There is a huge difference between being wealthy and being happy. Set your priorities right. If you want wealth, take your “job” serious, if you want happiness, take your “life” serious
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5. Sometimes, the only tool some ladies have to get your attention is to say bad things about you. Not all the time they intend to hurt you with their bad mouth

6. I never hurt anyone, why is someone trying to hurt me?...I laff in Swahili…the reason why people is trying to hurt you most times is beyond your comprehension

7. Physical and spiritual growth has no alternative to survive the hurdles of this life.

8. Sorcery, spells, voodoo, charms are the cheapest and the most common weapon people will use to fight you. Be prepared

9. Running away from sin is the best; however committing a sin to save your life shouldn’t be something you live to regret. Just say Astagfirllah ..Allah will forgive you.

10. When you are in dilemma about choosing between what God wants and pleasing fellow humans…I advice you please your fellow humans…God forgives….Humans doesn’t.

11. For critics about quotes 9 and 10….Remember the hadith of the prophet (SAW) which makes Haram something you can eat in times when Hallal is unavailable…be wise.

12. Don’t expect any help from “rich people” close to you. They will disappoint you after giving them your best.

13. You pray and Allah haven’t answer your prayers….relax my dear, he is only testing your faith. Paradise is meant only for those who believes and gives glad tidings.

14. Everyone in this world have their own problems. If you think yours is much, hear out what others have to say and you will have reasons to embrace your problems and say ALHAMDULILLAH

15. Heaven and hell is not free… you attitude takes you either to heaven or to hell. Judge yourself…if you die today, where do you think you will end up?

16. It is wiser for you to marry a “bad girl” from a good home than to marry a “good girl” from a bad home. Do some background checks about the family of that good girl before you propose.

17. A man has been wooing you for about a year now and you still think he is not “good enough” for you. Surely you will end up with someone who will not even value you.

18. You broke the heart of the first man cos ur heart tells you he is not good for you, another man comes and your family rejected him and so you break his heart too…I pity you…None of them will forgive you. You should have consulted your heart and family before starting up any relationship with them in the first place

19. When you sin against God you say “Astghfirllah” is there any word in the holy books you will say when you sin against people? Be prepared for the consequence

20. Don’t call people to “WAR” when you know you will retreat. It will appear to them as if you sent them on a suicide mission and may never forgive you for that.

21. If an “OLD WOMAN” determines the future of her family members where they have “ADULT MALE CHILDREN” hmmm evil forces are ruling

22. When a woman decided to deal with you…even the devil will cry for you. Beware of women.

23. You threatened to kill me if I ever show up in your door step again…I laff in baruba…does showing up at your door step increase my account balance?…mtchew..NONSENSE

24. A busty lady asks “D 1, wont you cut your beards?” I replied..reduce your boobs and I will cut my beards…she said it is endowment I also said my beards is also endowment…she smiles and calls me a bastard…am I a bastard?

25. All those ladies who fell victims of my playboy life should please forgive me. I’ve turned a new leaf and now ready to compensate them with some token…just send your account details to my inbox…you will receive alert before Monday.

26. Remember to add the reason for the break up in the message…. I will not compensate you if you are the one that call off the relationship

27. I have decided to love again..so if you are single and searching, then chat me up…we might get married.

28. Age is not a factor but the older you are….the richer you must be. I won’t entertain anyone above 35 who still expects me to take responsibilities of her kids from another father

29. Don’t laugh at my quotes. I don’t intend to make you laff…all I want is for you to learn from my experience.
30. For those who wants to know why the lady in quote 24 wants me cut my beards.... I've added pictures of me with and without beards for you to judge.

Thanks for reading

RoyalGoat:
Hey guys, I know this may sound unbelievable but it's something happening to me.

It's been more than two years, close to three that I have been having this inability to be emotional, be it mutual or personal. At first I thought it was just for the moment but being two years now I'm beginning to exercise some concerns. I literary don't feel attraction to the opposite sex, I mean I don't feel anything at all.

I sincerely don't know why I'm like this, I know a man should be able to express conditional and personal feelings towards that one unique and exceptional person, and since I can't, the question I ask is this:

"What could be wrong with me?"

Lalasticlala and farano, you guys might want to help with this.

Ifakiland:
I'm not a very wealthy nor handsome guy, I've just got this "badboy" persona gals can't seem to resist....and this has turned me into a serial loverboy.....presently I av one serious gf, 3 semi serious gfs and abt 5 unserious gfs with numerous flings here and dere....I'm even owing my semi serious gfs a combination of abt 50k, of which I don't know how am gonna pay bk sef. I just tire.
How do I end all dis and stick to one gf

M2dX:
That is like the ugliest part of the body and basically used for excretion, then why
do humans like to look at other's butt?

QueenSuccubus:



Know what she likes to do or What hobbies that makes her heart melt then ur oga can nail them down


Some women like me material things can't impress us.. Juz spend ur quality time with us and I'll assure u thats worth more than the iPhone7 + the G-wagon shii...

damilola8775:
c'mon man u've taken dis stuff a bit personal,if they decide to hv it lyk dat jez allow dem...moreover da issue of da prophet marrying a twelve yrs old girl,try to get da fact pls,u dnt nid to speak rubbish looking intelligent,read wide nd u will understand arabs mature faster nd their menstrual cycle begins earlier which spurs dem to venture into marriage earlier..hre in Nigeria also,we've seen and heard of girls nt more than 8 or 9 getting pregnant,so that is done in order to curb any kind of fornication dat might surface due to da sexual urge...read wide nd u will understand tins!

kellystech:
Please I need a solution to this problem, my Honda baby boy doesn't steem fine in the morning. I took it to my mechanic he told me we need to change the 6 plugs which I did and the problem is still there. Nw his saying I will need to service my nozzle but I don't know if that will be the solution. After the engine gets hot it steems very fine

augustine77:
Sex with a humanoid robot will become common practice by 2025, even overtaking sex between humans, says futurologist Ian Pearson. His report on the future of sex has been published in partnership with Bon… READ MORE http://www.metrodailyng.com/2016/09/sex-robots-are-being-made-to-replace.html

PrettyCrystal:
A woman with a well endowed backside almost confusion while granting interview in an office. Some men who were supposed to be on duty, "went of duty" as soon as the woman turned her back on them -with two appearing to lose concentration while staring at her buttocks.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/09/man-loses-concentration-while-, staring.html

Nutase:
If no be original e no fit taste like original.

octus2008:
Hello all, so i moved to ghana and fell inlove with this beautiful lady,i was hoping to start a long term with her but when i told her how i feel ,she told me we should be friends and had many bad past and is scared to enter a relationship now and that how i ended in the friendzone.
She calls people to check on me and when i see her she pretends like she dont care,she always asking from people about me and how i was doing ,always asking if am in the office and that that that.
Her Birthday comes up very soon and i had planned to get her something .
DO I GO AHEAD SINCE AM IN THE FRIENDSZONE

9jalatestnews:
Falz the bad guy and Simi continue to spark rumour of possible being in a relationship with each other. Photos as shared on Instagram.


http://ladojaoluseunsblog..com.ng/2016/09/falz-bad-guy-and-simi-loved-up-in-new.html

uyiekpen26:
Myself and this particular girl have been dating for quite sometime (let's say like 2yrs) now. This is someone I do everything for. I pay for the house she's currently living in, send her money for her upkeep, paid some of her fees in school and once in awhile take her on some of my trips within and outside the country.

I've noticed that most times when I call her in the evenings she's never with her phone and she doesn't even pick when I call. I thought maybe she's reading or something. So I don't usually bother to ask her. At some point I noticed some strange behaviors in her. This was someone who was never a club person and all of a sudden she started clubbing and smoking shisha. I confronted her and she said it was just once but I kept quiet. So I decided to do a little investigation without her notice. So I called her one day and a guy picked up and asked who I was. I ended the call and decided to pay her a surprise visit. As soon as I entered, I saw a guy on boxers and singlet sitting on her bed and as soon as she saw me she almost developed high BP. But I pretended like nothing was happening and told her I just came to check up on her.

I left her house that in anger. I went straight to the bank the following week I opened an account for her and closed the account. I stopped with immediate effect the visa processing I was doing in her name. Burnt all the clothes I bought for her from dubai recently and gave all the jewelries I bought for her too to one of my neighbors. I told the landlord to issue a quit notice to her in the house she currently stays. I'm supposed to be renewing the rent by October 17. I'm equally thinking of coming to remove everything in that same house by the weekend with some mobile policemen. As for the school fees she can forget about it. She will have to source for that herself. Just yesterday she and some of those her useless friends and family members have been disturbing my phone begging. Saying I'm taking things too far.

sinaj:
lol see them

Good Mornin sir

Airforce1:
If you want to know why I broke up with her tell me and I will tell

sinaj:
U guys make me laff on nl



Evn those owing mtn airtime will cme to nl nd claim that girls r after their money

clovislouis:
why do i feel disgusted when i see some black girls and boys? what could be responsible

LadyMercedes:


Falling in love is not something you PLAN to do.

TrapQueen77:
Definitely yes... U can help her once or twice but not all the time whenever she asked u for mo' money... Besides, men are not a walking ATM machines...

GreenWhiteGreen:
Give her if you can afford it. To her, she scammed you but to you, such amount means nothing. If she comes next time, just ignore her.

contactmorak:
A lot of men in Asia and even America have now purchased sex dolls robots to satisfy their sexual needs. This robots can moan at different pitches, come in different shapes, sizes and races making them the preferable choice for men who are shy of approaching women and men who don't wanna be 'stressed' by humans or contact STI's.

Now according to an expert in Robotic research, Joel Snell, who is an American Research Fellow from Kirkwood College, humans could soon become addicted to his sex robots because they’ll offer greater sex at any time of the day and night.


'There’ll be no need to for a bond with the robot, plus it’ll never be able to turn you down. People may become obsessed by their ever faithful, ever pleasing sex robot lovers,” he told Daily Star.

“People will rearrange their lives to accommodate their addictions.”

People will also be able to tell robots exactly what they like between the sheets.
Na lie

Another British academic called Professor Noel Sharkey, who is considered the nation’s leading authority on the morality and ethics of robots, says very soon sex robots will be dis-virgining young men and women.

‘Sex robots are accessible now and certainly [will be common] within the next 10 years,” he said during a speech at the Cheltenham Festival.

He said: “It’s not a problem having sex with a machine. But what if it’s your first time, your first relationship? What do you think of the opposite sex then? What do you think a man or a woman is?

“It will get in the way of real life, stopping people forming relationships with normal people.”“I think there will be an age limit,” he continued.

“Certainly there should be, but if your dad or mum had one, you could sneak in and use it.”

Uniben4sure:
Why does everybody, including your men, believe that you are not good marriage partners?

What's the problem?

Is it money? Love? Care? Or what exactly is always the bone of contention?

What can a guy do to make you happy and faithful in marriage?

I am an Igbo guy and I am in love with one of you. Though I haven't proposed to her yet, but I love her so much that I can't even begin to imagine myself not spending the rest of my life with her. But each time I mention my intention to marry her to just anybody around, the response has always been the same. They would be like "hmmm"? "Bini girl"? " "ol boy just write your will before you venture into marriage with her oo"
The irony is that the more i get such negative response, the more resolute i seem to become.

So, please what really is the problem?

Babyboo92:
Hello everyone, It's been a while since I dropped by. In Falz's voice, **Hashuali** I've been invited to my ex's wedding. What do I do now? Should I attend or not? What should I even wear if i decide to go? I'm a bit confused. Please, I need your advice.

metromediaboss:
You remember this very loaded and endowed woman that caused a traffic jam at Computer Village in Ikeja, Lagos some months ago. See pictures here https://www.nairaland.com/3038479/big-breasted-woman-lagos-causes
https://www.nairaland.com/3215810/lady-big-boobs-computer-village

She was seen today with www.metronaija.com reader, Lucy today which she posted on her facebook page.


See photos below

http://www.metronaija.com/2016/09/photos-huge-boobs-lady-that-caused-stir.html

CrazyQuinn:
I think 24 hrs is fair enough