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Romance / Re: Some Quotes Based On My Experience In Life by Fidecoo(m): 10:20am On Dec 08, 2016
dultmax:
Here are some lessons based on my experience in life….

1. Love is never enough reason to marry….If you love a lady so much and a “RAT” in her family is not happy with the union…..Please leave even if she tells you it is just a RAT….That RAT might turn out to be a “god” they worship in their family

2. If you are in a serious relationship with a “poor guy” and a “rich guy” is asking for your hand in marriage….My dear, if you love the “rich guy” marry him because of the love….don’t marry him cos of money. Money only gives him an edge over the poor guy

3. Don’t break the relationship because he is “poor”. Not all ladies are destined to marry rich guys.

4. There is a huge difference between being wealthy and being happy. Set your priorities right. If you want wealth, take your “job” serious, if you want happiness, take your “life” serious
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5. Sometimes, the only tool some ladies have to get your attention is to say bad things about you. Not all the time they intend to hurt you with their bad mouth

6. I never hurt anyone, why is someone trying to hurt me?...I laff in Swahili…the reason why people is trying to hurt you most times is beyond your comprehension

7. Physical and spiritual growth has no alternative to survive the hurdles of this life.

8. Sorcery, spells, voodoo, charms are the cheapest and the most common weapon people will use to fight you. Be prepared

9. Running away from sin is the best; however committing a sin to save your life shouldn’t be something you live to regret. Just say Astagfirllah ..Allah will forgive you.

10. When you are in dilemma about choosing between what God wants and pleasing fellow humans…I advice you please your fellow humans…God forgives….Humans doesn’t.

11. For critics about quotes 9 and 10….Remember the hadith of the prophet (SAW) which makes Haram something you can eat in times when Hallal is unavailable…be wise.

12. Don’t expect any help from “rich people” close to you. They will disappoint you after giving them your best.

13. You pray and Allah haven’t answer your prayers….relax my dear, he is only testing your faith. Paradise is meant only for those who believes and gives glad tidings.

14. Everyone in this world have their own problems. If you think yours is much, hear out what others have to say and you will have reasons to embrace your problems and say ALHAMDULILLAH

15. Heaven and hell is not free… you attitude takes you either to heaven or to hell. Judge yourself…if you die today, where do you think you will end up?

16. It is wiser for you to marry a “bad girl” from a good home than to marry a “good girl” from a bad home. Do some background checks about the family of that good girl before you propose.

17. A man has been wooing you for about a year now and you still think he is not “good enough” for you. Surely you will end up with someone who will not even value you.

18. You broke the heart of the first man cos ur heart tells you he is not good for you, another man comes and your family rejected him and so you break his heart too…I pity you…None of them will forgive you. You should have consulted your heart and family before starting up any relationship with them in the first place

19. When you sin against God you say “Astghfirllah” is there any word in the holy books you will say when you sin against people? Be prepared for the consequence

20. Don’t call people to “WAR” when you know you will retreat. It will appear to them as if you sent them on a suicide mission and may never forgive you for that.

21. If an “OLD WOMAN” determines the future of her family members where they have “ADULT MALE CHILDREN” hmmm evil forces are ruling

22. When a woman decided to deal with you…even the devil will cry for you. Beware of women.

23. You threatened to kill me if I ever show up in your door step again…I laff in baruba…does showing up at your door step increase my account balance?…mtchew..NONSENSE

24. A busty lady asks “D 1, wont you cut your beards?” I replied..reduce your boobs and I will cut my beards…she said it is endowment I also said my beards is also endowment…she smiles and calls me a bastard…am I a bastard?

25. All those ladies who fell victims of my playboy life should please forgive me. I’ve turned a new leaf and now ready to compensate them with some token…just send your account details to my inbox…you will receive alert before Monday.

26. Remember to add the reason for the break up in the message…. I will not compensate you if you are the one that call off the relationship

27. I have decided to love again..so if you are single and searching, then chat me up…we might get married.

28. Age is not a factor but the older you are….the richer you must be. I won’t entertain anyone above 35 who still expects me to take responsibilities of her kids from another father

29. Don’t laugh at my quotes. I don’t intend to make you laff…all I want is for you to learn from my experience.
30. For those who wants to know why the lady in quote 24 wants me cut my beards.... I've added pictures of me with and without beards for you to judge.

Thanks for reading
, hmmmmmmmm!!
Romance / Re: What Could Be Wrong With Me? by Fidecoo(m): 12:25pm On Nov 29, 2016
RoyalGoat:
Hey guys, I know this may sound unbelievable but it's something happening to me.

It's been more than two years, close to three that I have been having this inability to be emotional, be it mutual or personal. At first I thought it was just for the moment but being two years now I'm beginning to exercise some concerns. I literary don't feel attraction to the opposite sex, I mean I don't feel anything at all.

I sincerely don't know why I'm like this, I know a man should be able to express conditional and personal feelings towards that one unique and exceptional person, and since I can't, the question I ask is this:

"What could be wrong with me?"

Lalasticlala and farano, you guys might want to help with this.
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Romance / Re: How Do I Stop This??? by Fidecoo(m): 4:53pm On Nov 24, 2016
Ifakiland:
I'm not a very wealthy nor handsome guy, I've just got this "badboy" persona gals can't seem to resist....and this has turned me into a serial loverboy.....presently I av one serious gf, 3 semi serious gfs and abt 5 unserious gfs with numerous flings here and dere....I'm even owing my semi serious gfs a combination of abt 50k, of which I don't know how am gonna pay bk sef. I just tire.
How do I end all dis and stick to one gf
,clap for yourself.
Romance / Re: Why Do Some Human Beings Find Butts Attractive? ??? by Fidecoo(m): 10:28am On Nov 23, 2016
M2dX:
That is like the ugliest part of the body and basically used for excretion, then why
do humans like to look at other's butt?
, well as for me,its my most favourite,my most fancied,my most captivating and the loyalty chain to keep me faithful. It's a "must" for my woman to have it."must".
Romance / Re: Help!! She Said If He Doesn't Impress Her On This 1st Date Then Its Off. by Fidecoo(m): 12:59pm On Nov 22, 2016
QueenSuccubus:
grin


Know what she likes to do or What hobbies that makes her heart melt then ur oga can nail them down wink


Some women like me cheesy material things can't impress us.. Juz spend ur quality time with us and I'll assure u thats worth more than the iPhone7 + the G-wagon shii... cheesy
(asi) madam na lie.
Romance / Re: A Guy Said I Look Like An Ogbanje, Is It A Good Thing? by Fidecoo(m): 10:16pm On Nov 04, 2016
[quote author=mamagee3 post=50765293][color=deeppink]Hi all, a guy said I look like an Ogbanje. Is it a good thing.!,or you are 1 already?
Politics / Re: Kano Hisbah Board Destroys Beer Bottles (photos) by Fidecoo(m): 10:17pm On Nov 01, 2016
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damilola8775:
c'mon man u've taken dis stuff a bit personal,if they decide to hv it lyk dat jez allow dem...moreover da issue of da prophet marrying a twelve yrs old girl,try to get da fact pls,u dnt nid to speak rubbish looking intelligent,read wide nd u will understand arabs mature faster nd their menstrual cycle begins earlier which spurs dem to venture into marriage earlier..hre in Nigeria also,we've seen and heard of girls nt more than 8 or 9 getting pregnant,so that is done in order to curb any kind of fornication dat might surface due to da sexual urge...read wide nd u will understand tins!
,carry go Habibi. In Dubai, the government even issues out licence for alcohol consumers.and your yeye people will be here forming they are copying the Arabs and practicing their religion.

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Car Talk / Re: Help My Car Doesn't Steem Fine In The Morning by Fidecoo(m): 8:05am On Nov 01, 2016
kellystech:
Please I need a solution to this problem, my Honda baby boy doesn't steem fine in the morning. I took it to my mechanic he told me we need to change the 6 plugs which I did and the problem is still there. Nw his saying I will need to service my nozzle but I don't know if that will be the solution. After the engine gets hot it steems very fine
,bro 6cyclinders engines are real problem especially the late 90s and early 2000 models.but u can still convert it to v-tec if you so much like the car.
Romance / Re: Sunday Morning Pix With My New Girl Friend by Fidecoo(m): 3:54am On Oct 03, 2016
[quote author=Airforce1 post=49846883]For a week now I've been with my new girlfriend at her school lodge and trust me it's never a dull moment.

I love her and she loves me so much.. I'm a good bad guy and she accepted me the way I am unconditionally.

She's got no make ups on she still look this beautiful. wink,i just hope this doesn't bring pains, Regrets and embarrassment to the lady in the next 7years to come?(kim k and ray j)
Romance / Re: Sex Robots Are Being Made To Replace Men By 2025 by Fidecoo(m): 8:10am On Oct 01, 2016
augustine77:
Sex with a humanoid robot will become common practice by 2025, even overtaking sex between humans, says futurologist Ian Pearson. His report on the future of sex has been published in partnership with Bon… READ MORE http://www.metrodailyng.com/2016/09/sex-robots-are-being-made-to-replace.html
, if e no be original, E no fit work like original.
Romance / Re: Men Staring At Woman's Buttocks Publicly Lose Concentration. See Photos by Fidecoo(m): 12:57am On Sep 29, 2016
PrettyCrystal:
A woman with a well endowed backside almost confusion while granting interview in an office. Some men who were supposed to be on duty, "went of duty" as soon as the woman turned her back on them -with two appearing to lose concentration while staring at her buttocks.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/09/man-loses-concentration-while-, staring.html
,if I hear say,i no marry woman wey get heavy back.

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Romance / Re: Deleted Thread !!! by Fidecoo(m): 11:41pm On Sep 20, 2016
Nutase:
If no be original e no fit taste like original.
, hahaha,i concour!!!
Romance / Re: I Am In The Friendzone,do I Still Buy Her A Gift by Fidecoo(m): 3:11am On Sep 20, 2016
octus2008:
Hello all, so i moved to ghana and fell inlove with this beautiful lady,i was hoping to start a long term with her but when i told her how i feel ,she told me we should be friends and had many bad past and is scared to enter a relationship now and that how i ended in the friendzone.
She calls people to check on me and when i see her she pretends like she dont care,she always asking from people about me and how i was doing ,always asking if am in the office and that that that.
Her Birthday comes up very soon and i had planned to get her something .
DO I GO AHEAD SINCE AM IN THE FRIENDSZONE
, yeah bro, it shows you are mature. And not a angry rejected failed toaster
Romance / Re: Falz The Bad Guy And Simi Loved Up In New Photo by Fidecoo(m): 3:02am On Sep 20, 2016
9jalatestnews:
Falz the bad guy and Simi continue to spark rumour of possible being in a relationship with each other. Photos as shared on Instagram.


http://ladojaoluseunsblog..com.ng/2016/09/falz-bad-guy-and-simi-loved-up-in-new.html
,hmmmmm
Romance / Re: Did I go too far with my actions? by Fidecoo(m): 2:56am On Sep 20, 2016
uyiekpen26:
Myself and this particular girl have been dating for quite sometime (let's say like 2yrs) now. This is someone I do everything for. I pay for the house she's currently living in, send her money for her upkeep, paid some of her fees in school and once in awhile take her on some of my trips within and outside the country.

I've noticed that most times when I call her in the evenings she's never with her phone and she doesn't even pick when I call. I thought maybe she's reading or something. So I don't usually bother to ask her. At some point I noticed some strange behaviors in her. This was someone who was never a club person and all of a sudden she started clubbing and smoking shisha. I confronted her and she said it was just once but I kept quiet. So I decided to do a little investigation without her notice. So I called her one day and a guy picked up and asked who I was. I ended the call and decided to pay her a surprise visit. As soon as I entered, I saw a guy on boxers and singlet sitting on her bed and as soon as she saw me she almost developed high BP. But I pretended like nothing was happening and told her I just came to check up on her.

I left her house that in anger. I went straight to the bank the following week I opened an account for her and closed the account. I stopped with immediate effect the visa processing I was doing in her name. Burnt all the clothes I bought for her from dubai recently and gave all the jewelries I bought for her too to one of my neighbors. I told the landlord to issue a quit notice to her in the house she currently stays. I'm supposed to be renewing the rent by October 17. I'm equally thinking of coming to remove everything in that same house by the weekend with some mobile policemen. As for the school fees she can forget about it. She will have to source for that herself. Just yesterday she and some of those her useless friends and family members have been disturbing my phone begging. Saying I'm taking things too far.
, as for me oo!!, wouldn't do more than just walking out of her and her life,cut all forms of communication,feelings and then end the relationship.but as for anything I may or might have done for her,i will just allow her go with it.because to me,most of those things I might have done for her is her own fair share of the relationship.(especially if I have tasted her most precious gift "her body"wink. Shame wouldn't even allow me do anything. (like closing of the bank account, etc)
Romance / Re: Why Does Nigeria Girls See Dating A Guy As Job Apportunity by Fidecoo(m): 10:13pm On Sep 18, 2016
sinaj:
lol see them tongue

Good Mornin sir
,hahahaha. Madam S.J,. Hope you are,ok??
Romance / Re: How I Celebrated Tonight I Broke Up With My Girl Friend (pic) by Fidecoo(m): 2:49am On Sep 18, 2016
Airforce1:
If you want to know why I broke up with her tell me and I will tell
,bro try grow up na!!.i thought u once posted a photo of this your suppose GF and you, Praising her. Why the break up,then?? Or na just show off
Romance / Re: Why Does Nigeria Girls See Dating A Guy As Job Apportunity by Fidecoo(m): 9:26am On Sep 15, 2016
sinaj:
U guys make me laff on nl grin



Evn those owing mtn airtime will cme to nl nd claim that girls r after their money grin


, hahaha. Hmmmm, take am easy on us na' madam. Do u want to expose us, MTN saving grace dudes
Romance / Re: Some Black Lads Disgust Me by Fidecoo(m): 8:25am On Sep 14, 2016
clovislouis:
why do i feel disgusted when i see some black girls and boys? what could be responsible
,,,thunder................. ,you know the rest.
Romance / Re: How Do I Allow Myself Fall In Love With This Guy? by Fidecoo(m): 4:44am On Sep 11, 2016
LadyMercedes:


Falling in love is not something you PLAN to do.
,i like your eyes!!.
Romance / Re: Question Of The Day by Fidecoo(m): 3:10am On Sep 08, 2016
TrapQueen77:
Definitely yes... U can help her once or twice but not all the time whenever she asked u for mo' money... Besides, men are not a walking ATM machines... cool grin
, hmmmm this girl. Habibi, how many hours do u sleep? ,pls??
Romance / Re: Guys Beware by Fidecoo(m): 1:48am On Sep 08, 2016
GreenWhiteGreen:
Give her if you can afford it. To her, she scammed you but to you, such amount means nothing. If she comes next time, just ignore her.
, my thoughts and reasoning.
Romance / Re: Expert Predicts Humans Prefering Sex With Robots &Being Disvirgined By Them(Pics by Fidecoo(m): 1:37am On Sep 08, 2016
contactmorak:
A lot of men in Asia and even America have now purchased sex dolls robots to satisfy their sexual needs. This robots can moan at different pitches, come in different shapes, sizes and races making them the preferable choice for men who are shy of approaching women and men who don't wanna be 'stressed' by humans or contact STI's.

Now according to an expert in Robotic research, Joel Snell, who is an American Research Fellow from Kirkwood College, humans could soon become addicted to his sex robots because they’ll offer greater sex at any time of the day and night.


'There’ll be no need to for a bond with the robot, plus it’ll never be able to turn you down. People may become obsessed by their ever faithful, ever pleasing sex robot lovers,” he told Daily Star.

“People will rearrange their lives to accommodate their addictions.”

People will also be able to tell robots exactly what they like between the sheets.
Na lie

Another British academic called Professor Noel Sharkey, who is considered the nation’s leading authority on the morality and ethics of robots, says very soon sex robots will be dis-virgining young men and women.

‘Sex robots are accessible now and certainly [will be common] within the next 10 years,” he said during a speech at the Cheltenham Festival.

He said: “It’s not a problem having sex with a machine. But what if it’s your first time, your first relationship? What do you think of the opposite sex then? What do you think a man or a woman is?

“It will get in the way of real life, stopping people forming relationships with normal people.”“I think there will be an age limit,” he continued.

“Certainly there should be, but if your dad or mum had one, you could sneak in and use it.
Romance / Re: Bini Girls Please Let's Dialogue!!! by Fidecoo(m): 1:32am On Sep 08, 2016
Uniben4sure:
Why does everybody, including your men, believe that you are not good marriage partners?

What's the problem?

Is it money? Love? Care? Or what exactly is always the bone of contention?

What can a guy do to make you happy and faithful in marriage?

I am an Igbo guy and I am in love with one of you. Though I haven't proposed to her yet, but I love her so much that I can't even begin to imagine myself not spending the rest of my life with her. But each time I mention my intention to marry her to just anybody around, the response has always been the same. They would be like "hmmm"? "Bini girl"? " "ol boy just write your will before you venture into marriage with her oo"
The irony is that the more i get such negative response, the more resolute i seem to become.

So, please what really is the problem?
, hmmmmmm bini girls!! ,bros prepare yourself oo. As for me, them pass my power oo. Can't handle their
Romance / Re: Should I Attend My Ex's Wedding? by Fidecoo(m): 1:26am On Sep 08, 2016
Babyboo92:
Hello everyone, It's been a while since I dropped by. In Falz's voice, **Hashuali** I've been invited to my ex's wedding. What do I do now? Should I attend or not? What should I even wear if i decide to go? I'm a bit confused. Please, I need your advice.
, if you have the heart to withstand emotions, Pls do if you are invited . I once did to that of my ex I dated for 7 years. It shows maturity and acceptance of fate. Guess what to this day we are still best of friends.

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Romance / Re: Have You Ever Made Love In The Kitchen With Your Hubby/wifey While Cooking? by Fidecoo(m): 1:18am On Sep 08, 2016
Hahaha, hmmmm!!. Once upon a time, crazy funny kitchen stuff. So funny,any time I remember it,i just keep on smiling. Xmas period, travel to the village, suffer scope chick for over 2 hours,reaching my room, all the kids occupied everywhere sleeping. Gat no other alternative than the kitchen. Hahahaha,konji na bastard.
Romance / Re: The Busty Lady That Caused Stir In Ikeja In New Pictures by Fidecoo(m): 10:43am On Sep 06, 2016
metromediaboss:
You remember this very loaded and endowed woman that caused a traffic jam at Computer Village in Ikeja, Lagos some months ago. See pictures here https://www.nairaland.com/3038479/big-breasted-woman-lagos-causes
https://www.nairaland.com/3215810/lady-big-boobs-computer-village

She was seen today with www.metronaija.com reader, Lucy today which she posted on her facebook page.


See photos below

http://www.metronaija.com/2016/09/photos-huge-boobs-lady-that-caused-stir.html


, Chai, this 1 Don pass ordinary oo!!. What is this??
Romance / Re: Matured Minds Only!!! How Long Do You Think S3X Is Actually Supposed To Last? by Fidecoo(m): 11:26am On Sep 02, 2016
CrazyQuinn:
I think 24 hrs is fair enough cheesy grin wink
,hahaha. Is it Olympic games?

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