₦airaland Forum

hifaif1:
I will always remember that, my goddess!!! Thank you!!!

tosyne2much:
Funny you


Oyah make I ask u question


If you open a thread to profess your love for a lady and she storms on the thread calling the moderators for the closure of the thread, how would you feel?

ireneony:
op what do you want me to do now, since I relate more with males than females

banmee:
Lol....do you even know what antidote means?

cruzita:
chai I have die

Johnbosco77:
welcome home JIC... Junketer-In-Chief op za pedral refublik of naijairia. salamaleikum.

Johnbosco77:
welcome home JIC... Junketer-In-Chief op za pedral refublik of naijairia. salamaleikum.

ihatebuhari:
God bless mediatek

ihatebuhari:
God bless mediatek

Blizzy9ja:
Wow!... She just trying to be re-virginated. Don't ask me where I got that from

permsec:
**singing old ryhmes**

There are two little midgets sitting in a plane.

One named Osubande, one name el-rufight.

Oh fly away osunbande,fly away el-rufight.

Oh come back two little black midget and sit on the..............



Those days were fun i must confess.

permsec:
**singing old ryhmes**

There are two little midgets sitting in a plane.

One named Osubande, one name el-rufight.

Oh fly away osunbande,fly away el-rufight.

Oh come back two little black midget and sit on the..............



Those days were fun i must confess.

AwesomelyMade:
Looks like VP reports to elrufai when buhari is too busy or absent. They just don't trust him because of the tinubu factor.

Elrufai: Osubande, make sure you jot down the minutes of the meeting.

VP: Yes Sir but Sir, what about your P.A....

Elrufai: (cuts in) My friend, do what I asked you...remember you are a mere commissioner and you don't question my authority, else I will send you back to bourdillion

VP: (prostrates)....yeeeeh....e ma binu Sir, Epele Sir, otojo meta Sir, erora Sir...eshe kopo Sir,..yes Sir....thank you Sir.

Elrufai: mtchew...oya get up and sit down ......(elrufai turns and calls bayo, the official photographer)..'bayo, oya snap us and post on the internet'

Bayo: ok, get set....1..click..click....ffffflllllaaaaaaasssssssssshhhhhhhh!!!

AwesomelyMade:
Looks like VP reports to elrufai when buhari is too busy or absent. They just don't trust him because of the tinubu factor.

Elrufai: Osubande, make sure you jot down the minutes of the meeting.

VP: Yes Sir but Sir, what about your P.A....

Elrufai: (cuts in) My friend, do what I asked you...remember you are a mere commissioner and you don't question my authority, else I will send you back to bourdillion

VP: (prostrates)....yeeeeh....e ma binu Sir, Epele Sir, otojo meta Sir, erora Sir...eshe kopo Sir,..yes Sir....thank you Sir.

Elrufai: mtchew...oya get up and sit down ......(elrufai turns and calls bayo, the official photographer)..'bayo, oya snap us and post on the internet'

Bayo: ok, get set....1..click..click....ffffflllllaaaaaaasssssssssshhhhhhhh!!!

fratermathy:
"The ship of the Nigerian state is hovering over a political Bermuda triangle." - Patrick Obahiagbon