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DJDOLA: we no dey cheak anything..all dis one way we dey see for nairaland don do

CyberG: It's a waste of time educating block heads. No time.

CyberG: It's a waste of time educating block heads. No time.

Afam4eva: I'm curious to how alcohol could alter people's sanity for the moment. One of these days, i'll drink myself to drunkenness and have myself filmed. I want to experience it for myself.

CyberG: Why are you people so ignorant? You mean you are more informed than civil and engineers who designed it and built it? So you know it is uncalled for? Don't be silly but I will give you only a few hints in case you never took 1 hour of classes in engineering, you might have heard about fault tolerance, redundancy design, graceful degradation! How about stresses and static loading, you would encounter in civil and mechanical engineering courses? In Nigeria and Lagos, for instance, it is not unusual for traffic to build up for hours on a bridge. Bridges are not designed as parking lots, obviously, leading to static loading, more wear and the bridge not holding up to its maximum serviceable lifetime. If for example, during soil analysis of the bedrock, it is found that it is better to reinforce or create some redundancy[b] in that portion of the bridge, what is wrong with that? Or, do you prefer the bridge caving in sooner than planned so that MUCH MORE money is lost to rehabilitate it or a disaster waiting to happen? Fault tolerant designs is the way any design engineer approaches a project but unlike the dirt roads that lead to your enclaves, like DK picture shows, other people with sane heads do things properly.

Should you think you are smarter by those who designed and built the semi-suspended bridge from the corner of your hut, first go and get a proper engineering degree then go and apply for bridge construction contracts and show us what inventiveness you have upstairs to build a better bridge!

yomexp: since you are ignorant; reference to you post. i suggest you sit back and read through the thread perhaps you might be educated. as to the essence of a suspended bridge.

honestly i chose my words very carefully..

Eko Atlantic: If they've used pillars you same set of people would have reversed the question to "what's the use of pillar in the bridge when wood can easily be used".

Jaidey-one:
lol show them the bridge jare ore mi this is longer than the proposed 2nd niger bridge o

nedra: Islam....neva in the news for positive things. Bringer of death and top wickedness

ashson: THIRTY FIVE (35) THINGS YOU NEED TO STOP DOING TO YOURSELF


2. Stop running from your problems.

3. Stop lying to yourself

4. Stop putting your own needs on the back burner.

5. Stop trying to be someone you’re not.

6. Stop being ungrateful.

7. Stop focusing on what you don’t want to happen.

8. Stop trying to hold onto the past.

9. Stop worrying so much.

10. Stop being scared to make a mistake.

11. Stop berating yourself for old mistakes

12. Stop trying to buy happiness.

13. Stop trying to be everything to everyone.

14. Stop exclusively looking to others for happiness.

15. Stop being idle.

16. Stop thinking you are not ready.

17. Stop getting involved in relationships for the wrong reasons.

18. Stop rejecting new relationships just because old ones didn't work.

19. Stop trying to compete against everyone else.

20. Stop being jealous of others.

21. Stop complaining and feeling sorry for yourself.

22. Stop holding grudges.

23. Stop letting others bring you down to their level.

24. Stop wasting time explaining yourself to others.

25. Stop doing the same things over and over without taking a break.

26. Stop overlooking the beauty of small moments.

27. Stop trying to make things perfect.

28. Stop following the path of least resistance.

29. Stop acting like everything is fine if it isn't.

30. Stop blaming others for your troubles.

33. Stop backbiting, lies, fornication and adultery

34. Stop doing anything negative and unpleasant.

35. Stop following the path of Devil.

realsammie: .
Funniest thread ever.

let me add mine:
This happened in 2005 when i wrote my jamb. There was this beautiful babe sitting next to me. when we started the paper, the girl told me that she have all the correct answers in her bra but she is too afraid to bring it out. As a sharp guy, i told her that if she will allow me, i can bring out the expo from her bra 4 us to use. this babe just give me go ahead. that was how i put my hand inside the babe's bra and was handling her milk jug. i spent almost 2 minutes there with d excuse that i can find the paper. After the incident i Could not get myself together. i later got 088 in dat jamb. Thank God i'm now a Graduate.

IYA NGBALI: pls told him

*idriis*:
eat me raw

*idriis*:
eat me raw

trendystuf: Wow! Toolz trainer had her flipping a 230lb truck tyre yesterday morning. Isn't this too strenuous?

Source: http://trendysturvs..com/2013/03/photos-of-toolz-working-out-with-truck.html

sagytarius™:
[img]http://nairaland.com/attachments/1033753_Photo0110_001_jpgb60285c8f81deebcf755a7cdcfccc481[/img].
Chaii, na the fain geh wen dem r`ape be this?

Andyforte: And y is bb not a smart phone?