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Fashion › Re: Toolz Vs Mercy Johnson: Who Wore It Better?? by FILEBE(m): 6:07pm On Jul 29, 2013

I dont get it why some men will still openly come here to "indulge" in female's gossip. Abi how e take concern guy there now?
Woman wrappers!

Fashion › Re: Toolz Vs Mercy Johnson: Who Wore It Better?? by FILEBE(m): 6:02pm On Jul 29, 2013

It suprises me how men openly partake in female gossips. Wat's ur biz in the topic ? Life for sale at Ebay sha. U guys shud get one there!

Car Talk › Re: Questions To Ask Before Buying A Used-Car In Nigeria? by FILEBE(m): 7:52am On Jul 29, 2013

okpara ugo: Are you okay

NO HE ISN'T!
Hope that answered your question.

Car Talk › Re: Questions To Ask Before Buying A Used-Car In Nigeria? by FILEBE(m): 7:34am On Jul 29, 2013

Kayx: Retardeen of da highest order! Check ur destiny if it hasnt been tampered with, oooode, oponu, obo!

guy. Wat's it wit my Destiny here na? Na my destiny type am? It's too early o i neva brush teeth o. No leme use am swear for u and ur destiny o. Ehen. Una dey hear o.o...o!
Maybe na ur Destiny to buy Tokunbo car u go tel me o.
Alainitiju !. Ma gba adura motor tun tun...

Car Talk › Re: Questions To Ask Before Buying A Used-Car In Nigeria? by FILEBE(m): 2:55am On Jul 29, 2013

1. Ask for the NAFDAC number
2. Ask if it is male or female. (female cars are known to be reproductive)
3. Be sure to know it is not a China product. If you see names like these: Marcedes, Ranger Rover, Humer, Toyotta,Hunda...etc. My advice is that you should not buy it. It's Chinko.
4. Sample the Car horn. If it's too loud for a normal car. It's Chinko.
5. If the car comes with many accessories and features eg Airconditioner, remote control for the steering,door, fridge,freezer, 2 way switch and sockets, voice recognition, and a spare BATTERY. bikonu, my broda ...don buy o!

Na Emeka,owner of Emekson car dealers of Nigeria(experts in spareparts importation and repairs) tell me o. He's at Ladipo,Mushin. warehouse 2.

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TV/Movies › Re: Nando Disqualified From Big Brother Africa by FILEBE(m): 2:39am On Jul 29, 2013

kid7soccer: Guy wer u comot from

Google is your friend. Ask google!
Ibere Oshi.

TV/Movies › Re: Nando Disqualified From Big Brother Africa by FILEBE(m): 11:46pm On Jul 28, 2013

See aw u guys ar taking panadol for another person's pain.
Didnt someone just advised u guys to go bid for a life on Ebay? Since u got no life. Try Amazon too or get a second hand life on Craiglist.
#Irannu Oshi. Nando kor Jago ni.

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Family › Re: Unlawfully Arrested & Detained By Nigerian Police by FILEBE(m): 8:05pm On Jul 18, 2013

What the hell mods and robots? Why changing my words na?

Family › Re: Unlawfully Arrested & Detained By Nigerian Police by FILEBE(m): 8:03pm On Jul 18, 2013

deeptesting: @OP i am happy that your Dad is doing fine and you guys have your freedom without any issue of accidental discharge from their gun. This is the more reason why we all have to stand up and fight for the progress of this nation because we will all be suffering from the mismanagement of this country one way or the other... I read on one of the national papers that the monthly allocation this Divisional police stations receives every month or two is N35,000 as running expenses...Please tell me how a police station will carry out their functions with this amount? Is it to buy fuel for their patrol vehicles monthly? or what? This story was confirmed by the force PRO or DPRO dont know his rank but his name is Frank Mba...The arrest of your dad,you and other neighbors and the demand for bail charges is just one of the numerous antics they deploy to meet up with their expenses. The people you are sending the petition to are all aware of this rot from the IGP, to the Commissioner of police down to the Divisional Police Officer. The President has to do more in fighting corruption if this country is to move forward but does he have the WILL? However, that does not stop you from crying out as it may serve as a deterrent to them coming to your neighborhood for such arrest and unlawful detention..(Next time them go say ur area na bad market)...

so...because a doctor is not paid well means he should start infecting people with fever? O

Family › Re: Unlawfully Arrested & Detained By Nigerian Police by FILEBE(m): 7:55pm On Jul 18, 2013

There is a sayin in Nigeria that "i no follow na 5000". That was then i heard it has been increased to 10k. Nigerian Police are the most stupid, useless and foolish in the world ( sorry if any of ur relatives is a police officer).
If they cant catch the culprit they will catch the witnesses and on-lookers. Ever wondered why every alledgely caught thieves are paraded with guns and ammunition? Even a petty theif that the police claimed to have fingered a phone will have an Ak 47 displayed infront of him as evidence. Whenever their is a street fight you will see guys migrating from the street the next day afraid that the police will raid house to house looking for boys. You will be unlucky if you are the type that has muscles.
I dislike NPF more than anything!
@O.P hope ur father is alright now sha?

Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by FILEBE(m): 2:33am On Jul 14, 2013

Am off jor. A le farawe yin

Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by FILEBE(m): 2:23am On Jul 14, 2013

Akosbaba: a lot of funny usernames on NL

example?

Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by FILEBE(m): 2:20am On Jul 14, 2013

Swit D and Bbee! Whr ar u guys? We nid to talk! Some people are having insomnia for wat you startd

Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by FILEBE(m): 2:18am On Jul 14, 2013

Hmmn. I see..! There ar more nocturnal beings in Naija than i thought o

Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by FILEBE(m): 2:15am On Jul 14, 2013

Aniii! Han han! Didnt u just kissed me gud9te now?
I see you o!

Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by FILEBE(m): 2:12am On Jul 14, 2013

If to say YUZEDO dey here now... I for write say na vigilante work e dey do for Banana Island

Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by FILEBE(m): 2:07am On Jul 14, 2013

Repeat after me: T.H.R.E.A.D
Thread!

Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by FILEBE(m): 2:05am On Jul 14, 2013

Akosbaba: wicked things indeed

bia... U no folow 4 who i wan do wicked things to o. Abeg o.

Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by FILEBE(m): 2:04am On Jul 14, 2013

aniiii: update bro!

I have moved on to greater things

damn! Am so oldschool!
greater things? Like wat?

Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by FILEBE(m): 2:00am On Jul 14, 2013

Aniii. Bia... Dont u think while u stay awake at this wee hour of the Night we can be doing wicked things to ourselves? Huh? Some freaky shows... U sabi am na?

Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by FILEBE(m): 1:57am On Jul 14, 2013

Dokunbam. I suspect say u be Nightwatch man!

Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by FILEBE(m): 1:55am On Jul 14, 2013

Na wa o. After u win finish ...that one no mean say Mods no fit ban u if u do anyhow o. Becos i no knw wich gift dem wan giv una here!

Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by FILEBE(m): 1:53am On Jul 14, 2013

Aniii. Go shleeep na. 2moro na our Aniversary ! Late coming wont be tolerated! I dont want to hear: "the time wey i dey nairaland... I come dey type..."

Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by FILEBE(m): 1:47am On Jul 14, 2013

aniiii: filebe and you?

dem carry my Okada go anoda meeting. I dey wait make dem come back.

Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by FILEBE(m): 1:44am On Jul 14, 2013

MacLovington: .

You no bow

as in.. ?

Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by FILEBE(m): 1:43am On Jul 14, 2013

Aniii! Bia..why u neva sleep? Meeting no dey today na

Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by FILEBE(m): 1:41am On Jul 14, 2013

Dis thread don dey since 2009 o! Who d hell revisited it? Huh?

Politics › Re: N750 Monthly Charges For PHCN Prepaid Users (Meters) by FILEBE(m): 3:41pm On Jul 11, 2013

tee boi: People, I'm happy to find this here, They make us pay for meter and the meter still belongs to them, my neighbors meter got damaged and the PHCN officials said He has to buy a new meter at 45k when the burnt terminal could actually be changed, He changed the terminal and the PHCN staffs came back later saying He had tampered with the meter and they brought a notice and fine of 180k for loss of revenue, when He pays approximately 7K monthly.

ha! watch it! d
dey wan open bank untop una head o

Islam › Re: Ramadan Kareem! by FILEBE(m): 5:56am On Jul 10, 2013

misterh: Niyat is in the heart. It doesn't have to be uttered. Just have the intention of fasting and you are good to go. Allahu a'lam.

Islam › Re: Ramadan Kareem! by FILEBE(m): 5:54am On Jul 10, 2013

@misterh and siddiq202. Thanks. Allah knows all. I neednt act before HE knows. HE already knows. That's one beauty of Islam. If only some people know though.
Lol! My dad had actually called to ask if i had said the niyat. When i get home we will discuss .

Islam › Re: Ramadan Kareem! by FILEBE(m): 5:12am On Jul 10, 2013

Ramadan Kareem! Pls could anyone help with the Niyyat for begining fasting? I mean the suplication for starting Ramadan fasting.

Politics › Re: Cleric Asks Jonathan To Sign Anti-gay Bill Into Law by FILEBE(m): 12:25am On Jul 09, 2013

Omo...walahi! I had thought d o.p's topic is: Cleric ask Jonathan to sign gay bill into law.
faint wan catch me ni sha!

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