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soccerpipe:
Itumo

seunlayi:
Does this means that I that did mine with GT last december and i still have four other banks need not go for the link form again?
i need answer please

msmon:
[size=16pt]Ph.D at 24! Its totally amazing. I'm not sure this guy have a girl friend/fiancee though.
Two Bachelor degree simultaneously as well as two Masters degree simultaneously.



Congratulation man!



Watch Out! My son will beat your record, has he will obtain his Ph.D at 20.[/size]



[size=18pt] Nigerian Newspapers: 10 Things You Need To Know This Tuesday Morning[/size]
https://www.nairaland.com/2415983/nigerian-newspapers-10-things-need#2415983.5

mencade5:
i have bvn for my gtb but not for my first bank account. so no wahala

okekeanayo:
Rich Daddy, poor pikin! Who told that, that money(2000naira) is small? If u want form, form for ur mama pot of soup.


Meanwhile My dear brother, demand for the ATM booth that money was withdrawn from and also demand for the picture of the person who made the transaction. No dull for this oo because bank sabi fear court case.

Ecobank own worst because na salami fraud them dey commit there. Ecobank de deduct 0.50kobo to 100naira from their customers account every week depending on how much money ur account holds. Fear them!

gidjah:
jai Dan yaro, what could DAT have been ?what did u do in 1997 biko ??!! ha ha ha !

nazcorey:
Go back to school bro.
From the write up, its assumed that the names of the school is withheld. It should come immediately after mentioning the gender. E.g Two students a male and female (names withheld) of a university in anambra state. Moreover The context there indicated that its singular (name withheld). I thought there were two students but it said name not names withheld. Read more. Surf less.

nazcorey:
name withheld?? You've .mentioned the name already. Wch uni is close to awkuzu?? Ansu Igbariam

mytime24:
#10 by 10 10 dis, 10 dat
Plot of land 4sale

rummmy:
Fashola is working,Lagosians are swiming....L.A.G.O.S...Pride of the yorubas!!!!!!

kodded:







How old are you







You forget so soon that oil is gotten from that region

kodded:
so wait you are telling me that without SW the SE cannot survive ?


what about various port in SS ?

kodded:
finding it hard to understand what you just wrote at bolded

meccuno:
igbos succeed ONLY when they come to the SW? That's a very wrong information.......hope you have the privilege of travelling out of ur region once in a while.....life doesn't start and end in yoruba land.....

kodded:
e no concern SS & SE

celibate:
Wow! This is so true. There's no product there I don't use. Lalasticlala do the needful.

lastpage:
Agree with you.

Zenith, GTB and Continental used to pay me between 23-25% in the good days around 2006 but of recent, they wan pay me 3%!

I have berra things to do with my money.


Lastpage!
Good.
So, what do u do with your money now? Can you hint me, we learn everyday.

Lilimax:
Put the money in a fixed deposit account and you'll surely make some
profit although very little

Yungwizzzy:
I want to know how possible is it to invest a 100k and make cool cash without raising a arm

I'm not lazy, but I've got a job which takes all my time. just want to put this certain amount into a RELIABLE venture and make profit

If you got an idea please share. risk(s) should also be mentioned

Thanks

Unabefool:
the MTN package that is restricted to only 11 special numbers to call all networks at 11k/sec is MTN TruTalk while this new one is MTN TruTalk plus.i.e MTN TruTalk+.

Hope you are informed now...

asuustrike2009:
did you read the article at all? it clearly state 11k/sec all networks not 26k/sec. I assume you got your info from those well uninformed customer care agent who probably don't know that it's official and on the dailies ( Sun front page advert. dial *123*20# to Join.

BUSHHUNTER:
stfu slowpoke what do u know about unilorin ediot?




Don't quote me again swine

BUSHHUNTER:
stfu slowpoke what do u know about unilorin ediot?




Don't quote me again swine

BUSHHUNTER:
keeping searching for my errors ITK msteeew

BUSHHUNTER:
[b]Firstly I give God the glory for being alive to share this Tragicomedy trip of mine.....Clear throats, After my session break in Unilorin which is long vacation I decided to go home [lagos] by train...So I entered a cab from sanrab tanke to challenge (challenge in ilorin is where the train normally moves from) on getting to challenge I decided to withdraw some cash at oceanic bank now Ecobank to spice up my trip inside the train...I was on the queue to collect money when the train starts....I ran alittle bit on the tracks to hop in cos I just have to feel the vip setting which is #1100 to lagos....CHUCKLES....when I turned back behold I saw my departmental guy he asked me why am I running after the train I told him I want to feel the trip to lag he said there is no prob that we can still catch up I looked at him and said guy stop am jare if na play....Then he started to analyses the movement of the train and how trains usually have stop over and how they operates....He told me the train will stop at Offa to pick up some locals who usually sells alcohols for them and they will spend nothing less than 15mints at that particular terminal....so from ilorin we boarded a bus going to offa to catch up,On our way to offa there is a robbery inprogress at one Gtb we are forced to park @ one very dirty mechanic shop where black oil is everywhere...my guy and I prostrated on the floor praying till the robbers left...by the time we get up my guy said to me- GUY: guy the train go stop for osogbo ME: guy I no wan risk am again me wan enta bus dey go lag here GUY: I no get much on me e go beta make we go 2geda cos I wan drop @ IB
We decided to board another bus from offa to osogbo to catch up with the moving train...this time around the old man that carried us slow pass snail even mikel fast pass am evryone in bus where like driver move fast nau is somthing wrong with your car ...my passengers sorry o na jeje (gentle) life I com o the old man replied....by then I got so angry that I nearly overtake the driver's sit.
Now at Osogbo....immediately we get down from the bus we are told the train just left now..aarrrggg I told my guy- ME: brother abeg whre we go enta sorle (moving bus) to lag? GUY: baba no worry we go enta korope (very small bus) to ikirun or ede sha ...have forgotten mayb ikirun or ede sha ME: okk make we dey go its almost 5pm then......when will get to the said place we entered one bukka(small canteen) I ordered for eba cos I feel need more energy to complete my journey my guy order same too as we are eating the canteen madam asked us if we have come along way cos we looked like refugees from somalia I smiled and told her...madam it has not been easy getting here.
Now at the roadside waiting for any available bus to lag...its around 5:50pm then...we waited for almost an hour before one new sienna vehicle stopped....when we enter inside the car I have strange feelings cos everywhere is full of smoke flame the owner and his friend looked at us at the back and said we should not be nervous that they are actually coming from uniosun where their galfrnds are schooling....I look at them and said Sir we are students from unilorin and we are going home for break...the man said waow that's good we should exchange numbers so whenever they visits my sch we will arrange babes for them....at that point I know these guys are just normal people who likes to have fun and play around with school babes....The man said to us that he's stopping at ibadan that we should find our way from there...my guy said to them that he's even going to ibadan when we dropped its already 7pm and I need to get to lagos which no one knows am coming home.
From IB now to lag comes another struggle with the conductors.


*relaxing my thumbs*[/b]